id string | title string | selftext string | score int64 | url string | author string | created_utc int64 | num_comments int64 | permalink string |
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1n4e8oz | My kidnapper allowed me to post a message on Reddit to ask for help. | He said that the message could only be two sentence long and that he'd pick the subreddit. | 2,052 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4e8oz/my_kidnapper_allowed_me_to_post_a_message_on/ | WheelTasty6049 | 1,756,592,302 | 45 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4e8oz/my_kidnapper_allowed_me_to_post_a_message_on/ |
1mv3lnp | “Oh my god that’s awful, your wife tried to kill you?” My blind date said after I told her I was the sole survivor of a murder suicide attempt. ⬇️⬇️ | “No, I tried to kill me.” | 1,991 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv3lnp/oh_my_god_thats_awful_your_wife_tried_to_kill_you/ | PrettyCranberry5335 | 1,755,659,540 | 28 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv3lnp/oh_my_god_thats_awful_your_wife_tried_to_kill_you/ |
1mtn16l | When I was a young man, during the war, I made a deal with the devil to save my town that caused an entire fleet of bombers to vanish into thin air. | Laying on my deathbed nearly a century later, I understood where those planes went when the klaxon call of the long-dormant air raid sirens sounded once more. | 1,987 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtn16l/when_i_was_a_young_man_during_the_war_i_made_a/ | Outside_Normal | 1,755,525,989 | 66 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtn16l/when_i_was_a_young_man_during_the_war_i_made_a/ |
1mp57p4 | The Men Before had left a series of runes on the walls of The Valley where my clan lived, and we've finally deciphered its meaning. | It read: "This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here..." | 1,977 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp57p4/the_men_before_had_left_a_series_of_runes_on_the/ | 0114028 | 1,755,093,456 | 47 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mp57p4/the_men_before_had_left_a_series_of_runes_on_the/ |
1mslwmu | My grandma with dementia has been repeating all morning "I need to replace this" as she grabs at her loose skin. | The young waitress came over to take our lunch order as her eyes went black and she muttered "She will be a perfect fit, this time." | 1,930 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mslwmu/my_grandma_with_dementia_has_been_repeating_all/ | MacrocosmosMovement | 1,755,420,791 | 70 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mslwmu/my_grandma_with_dementia_has_been_repeating_all/ |
1n920og | I typed in the search bar: “How do I get rid of my late dad’s voice in my head, telling me I’m not real?” | That led me to an old forum, where my dad’s username asked the exact same question, but about his son. | 1,911 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n920og/i_typed_in_the_search_bar_how_do_i_get_rid_of_my/ | LevelQx | 1,757,069,623 | 30 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n920og/i_typed_in_the_search_bar_how_do_i_get_rid_of_my/ |
1n9pxdw | When I was bitten and infected with the virus, I finally accepted that I would die and move on to whatever hell lay beyond. | Instead, I felt my body rot and decay, and could only watch as my own hands mauled and consumed the final remnants of my wife's corpse. | 1,878 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9pxdw/when_i_was_bitten_and_infected_with_the_virus_i/ | Double_Strawberry679 | 1,757,131,452 | 43 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n9pxdw/when_i_was_bitten_and_infected_with_the_virus_i/ |
1n7kfaj | "I wish I was the prettiest girl in the world," I told the genie. | When I came back home, no one was there. | 1,863 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7kfaj/i_wish_i_was_the_prettiest_girl_in_the_world_i/ | BadLegitimate1269 | 1,756,918,840 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7kfaj/i_wish_i_was_the_prettiest_girl_in_the_world_i/ |
1mo9p1i | I was always into older women, so on my 20th birthday, I wished for a girlfriend that was twice my age. | I didn’t realize at the time that it would take 50 years for my dream to come true. | 1,853 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo9p1i/i_was_always_into_older_women_so_on_my_20th/ | alwaysinthebuff | 1,755,007,602 | 61 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mo9p1i/i_was_always_into_older_women_so_on_my_20th/ |
1mm3o7b | I froze in shock as I watched my grandson claw at his throat. | My daughter screamed at me, “we told you it wasn’t a preference and that he’s allergic!” | 1,853 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm3o7b/i_froze_in_shock_as_i_watched_my_grandson_claw_at/ | Wolfenbro | 1,754,782,731 | 77 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm3o7b/i_froze_in_shock_as_i_watched_my_grandson_claw_at/ |
1n4rqpp | After breaking into his ex-wife’s home, the father bound and gagged his 7-year-old daughter before she could scream for help. | As he stuffed her into his sack, he whispered, “I’m not letting you join your mother in her cult’s mass suicide.”. | 1,837 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4rqpp/after_breaking_into_his_exwifes_home_the_father/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,637,790 | 26 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4rqpp/after_breaking_into_his_exwifes_home_the_father/ |
1mzs1o7 | “Well, we’re going to have another girl, let’s just hope for the best,” my wife said, thinking about the last two miscarriages we’ve struggled through. | “That’s great mommy. I’m going to make you more tea,” our daughter said hopefully forgetting all the times she told us she wanted a little brother. | 1,808 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzs1o7/well_were_going_to_have_another_girl_lets_just/ | voldie127 | 1,756,132,227 | 37 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzs1o7/well_were_going_to_have_another_girl_lets_just/ |
1mmqhv5 | [AUG25] I knew to avoid all the common things -- looking up pregnancy symptoms online, buying lotion, refusing alcohol. | I didn't realize increased consumption of dairy products would be enough to get me turned back from crossing the state line. | 1,800 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmqhv5/aug25_i_knew_to_avoid_all_the_common_things/ | Alexis_J_M | 1,754,851,479 | 45 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmqhv5/aug25_i_knew_to_avoid_all_the_common_things/ |
1n1wvys | "I don't understand" he stammered, looking at his bulging abdomen. | "The contract was clear; payment is ***your*** firstborn" replied the devil. | 1,792 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1wvys/i_dont_understand_he_stammered_looking_at_his/ | bareheiny | 1,756,337,972 | 33 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1wvys/i_dont_understand_he_stammered_looking_at_his/ |
1n8st41 | "Sir, Heaven is full, no more souls can enter" Saint Peter told God. | "Then I condem them all, fill the Halls of Hell until it is overflowing" replied God. | 1,781 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8st41/sir_heaven_is_full_no_more_souls_can_enter_saint/ | ComprehensiveSalad50 | 1,757,037,436 | 64 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8st41/sir_heaven_is_full_no_more_souls_can_enter_saint/ |
1na7jsp | When I found my baby’s cradle knocked over and empty, and blood around my dog’s muzzle, I did what I had to do. | When I found my baby under the table, alive and well and clutching at the mauled body of a wolf, I cried. | 1,820 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na7jsp/when_i_found_my_babys_cradle_knocked_over_and/ | dwarf_bulborb | 1,757,184,758 | 30 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na7jsp/when_i_found_my_babys_cradle_knocked_over_and/ |
1mveuzf | Two scientists traveled across the multiverse, and upon returning one of them wept in joy while his partner wept in despair. | Both had experienced the same revelation: This truly was the best of all timelines. | 1,741 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mveuzf/two_scientists_traveled_across_the_multiverse_and/ | Kirby_Israel | 1,755,696,611 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mveuzf/two_scientists_traveled_across_the_multiverse_and/ |
1mrd8f4 | The psychic said she foresaw that she would cause my death, so I killed her first. | Now I'm strapped in the electric chair and I can't stop laughing. | 1,737 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrd8f4/the_psychic_said_she_foresaw_that_she_would_cause/ | mrskullhead | 1,755,298,571 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrd8f4/the_psychic_said_she_foresaw_that_she_would_cause/ |
1n5rw5x | I saw my child’s father cradling my son in a red blanket; I sighed, relieved he was putting in some effort to raise the child. | One thing stood out to me, though; the only blankets I owned were white. | 1,736 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5rw5x/i_saw_my_childs_father_cradling_my_son_in_a_red/ | HuckleberryOk4899 | 1,756,740,823 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5rw5x/i_saw_my_childs_father_cradling_my_son_in_a_red/ |
1mz1z44 | Our town's oldest tradition is for the oldest resident to ring the church's tower bell once for every person who died that year. | After her son passed away last week, old Mrs. Shepherd rang the bell for the twelve townsfolk we lost, and then the bell rang once more, followed by a loud thud on the ground. | 1,715 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz1z44/our_towns_oldest_tradition_is_for_the_oldest/ | Fit-Tower2734 | 1,756,056,959 | 35 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz1z44/our_towns_oldest_tradition_is_for_the_oldest/ |
1n2wjv9 | While lying in bed, you hear your own voice whisper from the closet, “Don’t let it know you’re awake.” | A moment later, something else in the room whispers back in a deeper tone, “Too late.” | 1,715 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2wjv9/while_lying_in_bed_you_hear_your_own_voice/ | reddit_horror-26 | 1,756,437,356 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n2wjv9/while_lying_in_bed_you_hear_your_own_voice/ |
1n76r33 | [sep25] The first contact from aliens was celebrated with great joy, as the planet united in the face of the great frontier of space. | However, when we realized how long the rusty satellite had been out there for, decorated with pictures of the aliens, we knew we were still alone in the vast universe. | 1,701 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n76r33/sep25_the_first_contact_from_aliens_was/ | Obvious-Ad-16 | 1,756,878,472 | 47 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n76r33/sep25_the_first_contact_from_aliens_was/ |
1n3jl9e | "On the plus side, we've always talked about getting matching family tattoos", my sister says. | I mean, they're actually off by one digit each, but close enough. | 1,694 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3jl9e/on_the_plus_side_weve_always_talked_about_getting/ | floparoundfindout | 1,756,502,391 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3jl9e/on_the_plus_side_weve_always_talked_about_getting/ |
1mzlqaj | “Oh my god, they were roommates!” she grumbled while reading the diary. | That’s why the ritual didn’t work, she needed the hearts of lovers. | 1,679 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzlqaj/oh_my_god_they_were_roommates_she_grumbled_while/ | Steckie2 | 1,756,113,769 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzlqaj/oh_my_god_they_were_roommates_she_grumbled_while/ |
1mrstzm | My grip in her plastic hand, I knew she physically couldn't let me go. | But then she smiled, cut the belt across her chest, and her prosthetic arm and I both fell to our end. | 1,681 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrstzm/my_grip_in_her_plastic_hand_i_knew_she_physically/ | DungeonsAndData | 1,755,344,489 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrstzm/my_grip_in_her_plastic_hand_i_knew_she_physically/ |
1mtsfrz | My son and daughter-in-law have some strange ideas about parenting, and don’t allow my poor grandchild any toys or even blankets at night. | Luckily I’m here to babysit, and my grandbaby will have all the stuffed animals he could want in his crib. | 1,651 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtsfrz/my_son_and_daughterinlaw_have_some_strange_ideas/ | Intrepid_Wanderer | 1,755,537,807 | 82 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtsfrz/my_son_and_daughterinlaw_have_some_strange_ideas/ |
1mzqcrn | "I wish that everyone on Earth got everything they deserve," he told the genie. | Seconds later he felt the first raindrops fall on his head. | 1,643 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzqcrn/i_wish_that_everyone_on_earth_got_everything_they/ | PSyCHoHaMSTeRza | 1,756,128,125 | 42 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzqcrn/i_wish_that_everyone_on_earth_got_everything_they/ |
1mwgzlo | They said tonight we would summon our dark god, and I laughed nervously, thinking it was just theatrics. | When the shadows reached out for me, everyone else kept laughing, because I was the offering. | 1,616 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwgzlo/they_said_tonight_we_would_summon_our_dark_god/ | Bigenderqueen | 1,755,796,235 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwgzlo/they_said_tonight_we_would_summon_our_dark_god/ |
1mneqfl | I’ve been working on my irrational fears in therapy, so last night was the first time I slept without my feet under my blanket. | When I bolted awake to nibbling on my toes, I made eye contact with my therapist. | 1,611 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mneqfl/ive_been_working_on_my_irrational_fears_in/ | Salt_Butterscotch_89 | 1,754,923,066 | 44 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mneqfl/ive_been_working_on_my_irrational_fears_in/ |
1n5lp2f | "It's ok sweetie, you'll soon be all better," said the toddler's mother checking her doctor's handbook. | She held the crying child firmly as she pulled down his underpants readying the syringe of Chlorine Dioxide to cleanse the autism right out of him. | 1,596 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5lp2f/its_ok_sweetie_youll_soon_be_all_better_said_the/ | Luvlymish | 1,756,724,485 | 41 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n5lp2f/its_ok_sweetie_youll_soon_be_all_better_said_the/ |
1mmk75t | The younger nun pushed the sealed box toward the ocean but froze as a child’s cry rose from inside. | “Be strong,” said the older nun as the wailing turned into crackling curses and mockery. | 1,579 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmk75t/the_younger_nun_pushed_the_sealed_box_toward_the/ | GhostOfLotus | 1,754,836,619 | 13 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmk75t/the_younger_nun_pushed_the_sealed_box_toward_the/ |
1n880f3 | Following God's recurring demands, I first sacrificed my lifestock, then my wife, and lastly my children. | When the deeds were finally done, my God never spoke to me again.
| 1,585 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n880f3/following_gods_recurring_demands_i_first/ | WideEyedWand3rer | 1,756,986,733 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n880f3/following_gods_recurring_demands_i_first/ |
1n47p9s | Last I spoke to father he said he'd rather have a dead son than a gay one | Hopefully my brother and his husband will like my beef wellington, I picked the deathcaps myself | 1,567 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n47p9s/last_i_spoke_to_father_he_said_hed_rather_have_a/ | surewhatever_dude | 1,756,575,659 | 36 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n47p9s/last_i_spoke_to_father_he_said_hed_rather_have_a/ |
1mxqsd8 | Entering the dragon’s mouth, the 9-year-old boy smiled and said to his friend: “Thanks for summoning your pet dragon to fly us home.” | As the dragon’s jaws closed, the friend replied:“ But… I thought it was *yours*.” | 1,541 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxqsd8/entering_the_dragons_mouth_the_9yearold_boy/ | Nessieinternational | 1,755,919,496 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxqsd8/entering_the_dragons_mouth_the_9yearold_boy/ |
1n1op8n | When the little kid who had been sick for a long time found a magic lamp she wished to be healthy and the genie gave her a magic pill. | "It will make you immune to the stuff your big brothers are adding to your food," the genie said. | 1,539 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1op8n/when_the_little_kid_who_had_been_sick_for_a_long/ | SuvenPan | 1,756,318,567 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n1op8n/when_the_little_kid_who_had_been_sick_for_a_long/ |
1murjrd | I took one last look at the others at the party smiling and enjoying themselves as I opened the door to leave. | None of them heard the quiet hiss of the gas stove I left on. | 1,540 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1murjrd/i_took_one_last_look_at_the_others_at_the_party/ | 2019_Chevy_Silverado | 1,755,629,874 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1murjrd/i_took_one_last_look_at_the_others_at_the_party/ |
1n8vlso | I was taken from my family and chained up for so long, my eyes yearn for sunlight and wish so badly to be able to stand on my own 2 feet. | When the door of the hold was finally opened and we were dragged into the burning sun the captain told us, Welcome to Brazil | 1,535 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8vlso/i_was_taken_from_my_family_and_chained_up_for_so/ | Lazy_Lettuce_76 | 1,757,045,882 | 27 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8vlso/i_was_taken_from_my_family_and_chained_up_for_so/ |
1mpwk5g | "Look honey, it says on the pamphlet that you still have two or three good years before it really sets in" she says shakily. | Her words calm me down a little, although it is weird that the kettle can read. | 1,528 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpwk5g/look_honey_it_says_on_the_pamphlet_that_you_still/ | Antelope-Weary | 1,755,166,452 | 38 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpwk5g/look_honey_it_says_on_the_pamphlet_that_you_still/ |
1n37031 | "All women and children to the life boats immediately!" | "As we are now amongst ourselves, gentlemen, let us set sail into the direction of those heavenly voices!" | 1,528 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n37031/all_women_and_children_to_the_life_boats/ | Paeonia-Lactiflora | 1,756,472,932 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n37031/all_women_and_children_to_the_life_boats/ |
1na169q | “I love your big hornet earring!” …My what? | 1,543 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na169q/i_love_your_big_hornet_earring_my_what/ | moon-bouquet | 1,757,169,482 | 31 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na169q/i_love_your_big_hornet_earring_my_what/ | |
1mtnhw0 | "REVEAL YOUR NATURE!" the priest cried. | "Be Not Afraid," came the reply from inside the old house. | 1,501 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtnhw0/reveal_your_nature_the_priest_cried/ | NatureNut49 | 1,755,527,043 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtnhw0/reveal_your_nature_the_priest_cried/ |
1mu674h | I held the single coin I had out to him—it was all they could give me. | The Ferryman shook his head, holding up two skeletal fingers before drowning me in the river of souls. | 1,482 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu674h/i_held_the_single_coin_i_had_out_to_himit_was_all/ | FireClaw39 | 1,755,570,455 | 47 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mu674h/i_held_the_single_coin_i_had_out_to_himit_was_all/ |
1n6c94r | "We're almost there," the woman shouted as she dragged her child away from the zombie horde and into the safe zone. | His hand felt strangely light. | 1,480 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6c94r/were_almost_there_the_woman_shouted_as_she/ | 3_Magpies | 1,756,794,828 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6c94r/were_almost_there_the_woman_shouted_as_she/ |
1n6j9d8 | Since I was a child, I’ve been able to see the number of heartbeats someone has left before they die. | Today, my son was born, and he only has 100. | 1,469 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6j9d8/since_i_was_a_child_ive_been_able_to_see_the/ | Warm_Sample_7609 | 1,756,819,163 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n6j9d8/since_i_was_a_child_ive_been_able_to_see_the/ |
1n13c31 | After the nuke fell and I struggled to survive, the curious sound of tap dancing graced my ears. | But when I looked at the dancer's feet, I saw no shoes. | 1,462 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n13c31/after_the_nuke_fell_and_i_struggled_to_survive/ | iimaginaryedge | 1,756,256,324 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n13c31/after_the_nuke_fell_and_i_struggled_to_survive/ |
1nap3gf | During my first visit with my new doctor, he was going over my medical history with me but got quiet when I told him my blood type was AB negative. | Asking him if something was wrong, he showed his fangs and said “Such a rare and deliciously flavored blood.” | 1,775 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nap3gf/during_my_first_visit_with_my_new_doctor_he_was/ | Crash-WhiteMagic | 1,757,238,267 | 40 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1nap3gf/during_my_first_visit_with_my_new_doctor_he_was/ |
1n995d3 | The notification on my phone read, "This individual has not appeared in any photos for 160 days. | Please continue taking pictures of your son, Samuel, to help train Apple's facial recognition AI." | 1,469 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n995d3/the_notification_on_my_phone_read_this_individual/ | Glittering_Estate744 | 1,757,087,993 | 48 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n995d3/the_notification_on_my_phone_read_this_individual/ |
1n46jn9 | Strapped to the chair for days, he struggled in vain to break free and was confused why nobody had come to help. | Desperate, the baby began bawling his eyes out again but as usual no help came from his parents lying dead at the dinner table. | 1,465 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n46jn9/strapped_to_the_chair_for_days_he_struggled_in/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,572,806 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n46jn9/strapped_to_the_chair_for_days_he_struggled_in/ |
1na897q | I watched my twins play together every evening, but every morning the eldest asks me why he can’t play with his brother during the day. | I tell him he needs to rest in daylight, because I don’t have the heart to explain that ghosts only come out at night. | 1,499 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na897q/i_watched_my_twins_play_together_every_evening/ | LevelQx | 1,757,186,451 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1na897q/i_watched_my_twins_play_together_every_evening/ |
1mr029e | As I follow the string back out towards the cave entrance, my mind is already focused on the hot shower waiting for me. | But that's weird, I'm certain I didn't go through this part when descending. | 1,426 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr029e/as_i_follow_the_string_back_out_towards_the_cave/ | GroundedAxiomAndy | 1,755,269,441 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr029e/as_i_follow_the_string_back_out_towards_the_cave/ |
1mza172 | It was a miracle when a man survived a metal bullet in the brain. | The miracle was short lived when he came in for an MRI. | 1,409 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mza172/it_was_a_miracle_when_a_man_survived_a_metal/ | InvestigatorNo3850 | 1,756,075,780 | 35 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mza172/it_was_a_miracle_when_a_man_survived_a_metal/ |
1mym59b | As the beasts encircled our broken-down car, my husband's reassurance that we had a spare did nothing to quell my fear. | But as he reached back, unbuckled our youngest, and tossed our son through the open door while speeding off, I realized he wasn’t talking about the tire. | 1,404 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mym59b/as_the_beasts_encircled_our_brokendown_car_my/ | Prestigious-Diver-94 | 1,756,009,425 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mym59b/as_the_beasts_encircled_our_brokendown_car_my/ |
1mulrn4 | When the fortune teller told me that the thing I saw as my child will kill me, I just didn't have kids. | Looking at the bite mark my rabies-infected dog gave me, I realized why her wording was so weird. | 1,405 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mulrn4/when_the_fortune_teller_told_me_that_the_thing_i/ | Sure_Dress_5226 | 1,755,617,505 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mulrn4/when_the_fortune_teller_told_me_that_the_thing_i/ |
1mor310 | My uncle lied when he told me that I would get one million dollars if I could survive one night in his haunted mansion. | The mansion was never haunted—well, at least not before that night. | 1,380 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mor310/my_uncle_lied_when_he_told_me_that_i_would_get/ | dalonley1 | 1,755,048,139 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mor310/my_uncle_lied_when_he_told_me_that_i_would_get/ |
1mrzyxq | A young boy stands tip-toed over the counter, carefully measuring and adding formula to the bottle for his little sister as his parents sit, their hungover, lightless eyes blaring at the TV. | All of a sudden, there’s a loud crash of plastic, followed by a quick thud, and his sister stops crying. | 1,360 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrzyxq/a_young_boy_stands_tiptoed_over_the_counter/ | HyperMango324 | 1,755,361,369 | 68 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mrzyxq/a_young_boy_stands_tiptoed_over_the_counter/ |
1mvfgwk | I lost my sight after the last competition, but coach encouraged me and said it didn’t have to be the end if I trusted him. | I leapt from the 10-meter platform and executed my high dive flawlessly into the empty pool. | 1,352 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvfgwk/i_lost_my_sight_after_the_last_competition_but/ | lamsar503 | 1,755,698,083 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvfgwk/i_lost_my_sight_after_the_last_competition_but/ |
1n36s8r | My therapist smiled and said our sessions were really helping me distinguish between reality and my delusions. | I nodded gratefully, then looked down at my hands still covered in her blood from when I killed her six months ago. | 1,346 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n36s8r/my_therapist_smiled_and_said_our_sessions_were/ | Jardanijovanovich913 | 1,756,472,400 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n36s8r/my_therapist_smiled_and_said_our_sessions_were/ |
1n8ywgu | Many people know that doctors still sometimes use magots to eat the dead flesh off burn wounds. | What many people don't know is that one in a thousand magots have a mutation that makes them prefer to eat live flesh instead. | 1,333 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ywgu/many_people_know_that_doctors_still_sometimes_use/ | edale1 | 1,757,057,851 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n8ywgu/many_people_know_that_doctors_still_sometimes_use/ |
1mnj87b | I never thought the intruder would actually kill my wife, but I managed to hold him down and my son was safe. | When the cops arrived, the officer glanced at us, then spoke into his radio: “Dispatch, we have three dead and a suspect on the run.” | 1,320 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnj87b/i_never_thought_the_intruder_would_actually_kill/ | LevelQx | 1,754,932,989 | 19 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mnj87b/i_never_thought_the_intruder_would_actually_kill/ |
1muvfdb | Ever since we watched that horror movie, my mom has been circling every doorway and window with lines of salt, convinced it will keep the evil spirits out. | Strangely, our dog hasn’t stepped outside the house once since she began. | 1,299 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muvfdb/ever_since_we_watched_that_horror_movie_my_mom/ | Extreme-Ear8301 | 1,755,638,350 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1muvfdb/ever_since_we_watched_that_horror_movie_my_mom/ |
1n4yzu3 | Around midnight, as everyone at the harbor solemnly expected, the Sea finally gave us back to body of the young Fisherman... | We just expected the corpse to wash ashore and not, you know, walk out of the Ocean, staring at us with eyes black as coal... | 1,273 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4yzu3/around_midnight_as_everyone_at_the_harbor/ | XT83Danieliszekiller | 1,756,657,337 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n4yzu3/around_midnight_as_everyone_at_the_harbor/ |
1musj5o | I was grateful when the mysterious stranger beckoned from the space-time portal and asked me to come with him to my proper time and place, because I always knew I was never intended to live this awful destitute life on the streets of modern San Francisco. | But it turned out that my proper time and place was as a crippled, pox-ravaged beggar on the streets of 17th Century London. | 1,267 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1musj5o/i_was_grateful_when_the_mysterious_stranger/ | TheSanityInspector | 1,755,632,003 | 44 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1musj5o/i_was_grateful_when_the_mysterious_stranger/ |
1mndtb8 | Seeing her secret stash of food after feeding us only scraps for weeks to the brink of starvation, we quickly turned on our mother and gorged ourselves silly. | We realized her wisdom too late when, what could have lasted us months, maybe even years in this bunker, would barely last us a week. | 1,264 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mndtb8/seeing_her_secret_stash_of_food_after_feeding_us/ | Outside_Normal | 1,754,920,910 | 41 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mndtb8/seeing_her_secret_stash_of_food_after_feeding_us/ |
1mr9cxv | I smiled weakly at my four year old daughter as our names were called from the list. | I knew I needed to keep it together for her as we were escorted to the platform. | 1,254 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr9cxv/i_smiled_weakly_at_my_four_year_old_daughter_as/ | dinharder | 1,755,289,714 | 32 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mr9cxv/i_smiled_weakly_at_my_four_year_old_daughter_as/ |
1mllk0k | [AUG25] When my girlfriend gave me a diary, I knew she was going to steal it from my room and look through it as soon as she got the chance, so I made sure I wrote about nothing but how much I loved her and wanted to stay with her. | I feel awful that I get so scared around her for no reason, when the one remnant I have of myself from before the amnesia proves that she's never been anything but kind to me. | 1,234 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mllk0k/aug25_when_my_girlfriend_gave_me_a_diary_i_knew/ | NoddyZar | 1,754,732,814 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mllk0k/aug25_when_my_girlfriend_gave_me_a_diary_i_knew/ |
1mz3jnj | "Fuck me man, I even told him specifically to follow the blue trail on the trunks and not the sloppily painted red one, and now that colorblind dumbass is lost." | "Wait, bro, there was never a red trail in these woods and this, this isn’t paint.” | 1,227 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz3jnj/fuck_me_man_i_even_told_him_specifically_to/ | Barry_Egan00 | 1,756,060,463 | 15 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz3jnj/fuck_me_man_i_even_told_him_specifically_to/ |
1mz9etq | The pediatrician assured us that it's normal for babies to have soft spots on their skulls. | He couldn't explain, however, why we can feel something tapping back from the inside. | 1,225 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9etq/the_pediatrician_assured_us_that_its_normal_for/ | Fit-Tower2734 | 1,756,074,217 | 20 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mz9etq/the_pediatrician_assured_us_that_its_normal_for/ |
1mwbcmf | It had taken decades of research, negotiations, and sacrifice, but I had earned the spoils: a supernatural contract that would make its signer ruler of all mankind. | Before I had a chance to pick up my pen, my cat ran across the desk, leaving a paw print on the signature line. | 1,223 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwbcmf/it_had_taken_decades_of_research_negotiations_and/ | SonicLoverDS | 1,755,783,893 | 34 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwbcmf/it_had_taken_decades_of_research_negotiations_and/ |
1n26v7b | After finding out i could stop time i tried it out in our classroom | You could imagine my dread and my classmates disgust after realising that it only pauses time but not their sight | 1,219 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n26v7b/after_finding_out_i_could_stop_time_i_tried_it/ | 55inchmatress | 1,756,370,461 | 59 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n26v7b/after_finding_out_i_could_stop_time_i_tried_it/ |
1mlzku3 | “You said you were feeding your dog an all vegan diet.” | “I am” I replied, tossing my pup chunks of fresh meat from a plastic bag. | 1,214 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlzku3/you_said_you_were_feeding_your_dog_an_all_vegan/ | drrkorby | 1,754,771,754 | 49 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mlzku3/you_said_you_were_feeding_your_dog_an_all_vegan/ |
1msshk7 | [AUG25] The secret police found the young girl’s bloodstained, tattered diary, in which she described her two years of terror and deprivation while hiding with her family in an isolated secret annex. | The last entry, written in the young girl’s neat cursive script, read “My history teacher said this could never happen again.” | 1,207 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msshk7/aug25_the_secret_police_found_the_young_girls/ | drrkorby | 1,755,441,226 | 16 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msshk7/aug25_the_secret_police_found_the_young_girls/ |
1my9qoy | She couldn’t believe the generosity of the public when her daughter’s GoFundMe page for her cancer treatment reached $100,000. | The next morning, she started sprinkling sugar and asbestos on her son’s cornflakes.
| 1,207 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my9qoy/she_couldnt_believe_the_generosity_of_the_public/ | Logical-Role1382 | 1,755,975,233 | 42 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1my9qoy/she_couldnt_believe_the_generosity_of_the_public/ |
1mtgm5o | When the doctors told me I could not have a baby, I could only think of how many undeserving mothers there are out there. | I found a pregnant woman who I know really didnt want the baby anyway, and now I will raise her child with all the love and care a deserving mother can give. | 1,197 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtgm5o/when_the_doctors_told_me_i_could_not_have_a_baby/ | Cheap_Edge_6557 | 1,755,507,068 | 53 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtgm5o/when_the_doctors_told_me_i_could_not_have_a_baby/ |
1n7to5n | "...was that a deer I just hit?" | After seeing the red light go out, I looked around me and saw eight others panic. | 1,193 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7to5n/was_that_a_deer_i_just_hit/ | cipher-crafter | 1,756,940,103 | 62 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7to5n/was_that_a_deer_i_just_hit/ |
1mt95xs | "I can't seem to lose this weight!" | She yelled, gargling, as the weights chained to her feet dragged her underwater to her untimely death | 1,192 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt95xs/i_cant_seem_to_lose_this_weight/ | Accurate-Entrance380 | 1,755,482,077 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mt95xs/i_cant_seem_to_lose_this_weight/ |
1n0l1qp | My daughter always asks: "Mommy, where do we go when we sleep?", yet no matter what answer I give her she seems dissatisfied. | I wake up around 4AM one night, only to glance out the hallway and watch as me, another me, leads her through the bathroom wall. | 1,187 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0l1qp/my_daughter_always_asks_mommy_where_do_we_go_when/ | Wonderful_Audience60 | 1,756,212,854 | 24 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0l1qp/my_daughter_always_asks_mommy_where_do_we_go_when/ |
1n7d4k0 | Jealous of all the attention David got, I carried him out of the house and threw him into the nearby lake when Mom was out shopping. | Overjoyed, I returned home but saw that David was now sitting in his crib, dripping wet and smiling, and that was when I learned dolls can swim too. | 1,187 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7d4k0/jealous_of_all_the_attention_david_got_i_carried/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,901,606 | 30 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n7d4k0/jealous_of_all_the_attention_david_got_i_carried/ |
1n0k5vn | Upon spotting a woman leaning dangerously across the railings of a bridge, the man ran and tackled her to the ground. | His quick action led the woman to lose her grip on the child she was desperately trying to pull up. | 1,173 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0k5vn/upon_spotting_a_woman_leaning_dangerously_across/ | amnSor | 1,756,210,426 | 11 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n0k5vn/upon_spotting_a_woman_leaning_dangerously_across/ |
1mpnq6i | He handed out black envelopes at the funeral, telling each mourner it contained the deceased’s final words for them. |
By nightfall, half the town had killed the other half over what those letters “revealed.” | 1,166 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpnq6i/he_handed_out_black_envelopes_at_the_funeral/ | s40s | 1,755,137,018 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mpnq6i/he_handed_out_black_envelopes_at_the_funeral/ |
1mwtrd2 | My doctor, eager to get out of the office for the weekend, hurriedly explained to use my insulin when my blood sugar got to a dangerous level. | He didn't have time for questions, but thankfully
I now knew exactly how to inject it when my blood sugar dropped. | 1,163 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwtrd2/my_doctor_eager_to_get_out_of_the_office_for_the/ | Remarkable-Fee-5921 | 1,755,827,307 | 52 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwtrd2/my_doctor_eager_to_get_out_of_the_office_for_the/ |
1mv4ony | The would-be terrorist secretly felt relieved when the bomb in the backpack didn’t detonate at noon like it was supposed to. | His relief became dread when he unzipped the bag and saw his daughter’s textbooks and homework assignments inside. | 1,148 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv4ony/the_wouldbe_terrorist_secretly_felt_relieved_when/ | Cal_Aesthetics_Club | 1,755,662,858 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mv4ony/the_wouldbe_terrorist_secretly_felt_relieved_when/ |
1mwuljw | "How have you survived 7 executions?" The prison guard asked the recently transfered mass murderer. | "It's because you didn't use silver." The prisoner replied, as the night fell and the full moon began to rise. | 1,139 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwuljw/how_have_you_survived_7_executions_the_prison/ | Adorable-Act-3858 | 1,755,829,712 | 18 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwuljw/how_have_you_survived_7_executions_the_prison/ |
1mvum63 | “But you have to admit “occult blood” is a pretty cool phrase,” she said. “My doctor’s calling again, though, talk to you later!” | 1,131 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvum63/but_you_have_to_admit_occult_blood_is_a_pretty/ | JustANoteToSay | 1,755,731,754 | 25 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mvum63/but_you_have_to_admit_occult_blood_is_a_pretty/ | |
1n53vpg | [AUG25] "We keep them pregnant or nursing most of the time, so that they are consistently producing milk for the dairy," the farmer explained to the new farmhand. | "We don't get as much volume from the women as we do from the cows, of course, but you'd be shocked at how much it sells for," he continued, raising his voice to be heard over the cries from the stalls. | 1,124 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n53vpg/aug25_we_keep_them_pregnant_or_nursing_most_of/ | RaynaClay | 1,756,668,990 | 43 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n53vpg/aug25_we_keep_them_pregnant_or_nursing_most_of/ |
1mtsmms | After being extinct in most of their native range for centuries, scientists were stunned to find a thriving colony of the insects that numbered in the hundreds. | It had been so long since any local doctor had to treat screw-worms that the poor girl was lucky to survive. | 1,120 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtsmms/after_being_extinct_in_most_of_their_native_range/ | Intrepid_Wanderer | 1,755,538,217 | 29 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtsmms/after_being_extinct_in_most_of_their_native_range/ |
1mumm2q | I tightened my grip on my gun when I saw the chalk marking that meant "Stay in the Dark". | My blood ran cold, as I noticed another chalk marking nearby, reading: "Safe Place Here", illuminated by a flickering lightbulb. | 1,113 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mumm2q/i_tightened_my_grip_on_my_gun_when_i_saw_the/ | lotuslowes | 1,755,619,311 | 39 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mumm2q/i_tightened_my_grip_on_my_gun_when_i_saw_the/ |
1mm7d6q | [AUG25] My mother owned a dairy farm and wrote wonderful tales of all the different animals’ daily antics to read me at night. | Fond memories; until she passed and I came across a diary entry that read, “…fed every last bit of him to the pigs, even those evil hands he chose to lay on our children”
| 1,099 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm7d6q/aug25_my_mother_owned_a_dairy_farm_and_wrote/ | Kareena_G1991 | 1,754,793,804 | 31 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mm7d6q/aug25_my_mother_owned_a_dairy_farm_and_wrote/ |
1mwiwzi | As a single mother, the Dollar General built next door to my house has been a godsend, because it's so close I can even bring the baby monitor in case I need to rush home. | But when I heard a strange man's voice cooing through the speaker, "What will Mommy say when she gets home and you're not here?" my blood went cold. | 1,095 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwiwzi/as_a_single_mother_the_dollar_general_built_next/ | BeyondBoxCreative | 1,755,800,509 | 9 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mwiwzi/as_a_single_mother_the_dollar_general_built_next/ |
1msf2vr | My wife and I looked at each other sadly before we played the last round of rock-paper-scisdors to see who would go first. | The pistol only had one bullet, and there was no doubt that the zombies would find our hiding place as soon as the shot rings out. | 1,086 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msf2vr/my_wife_and_i_looked_at_each_other_sadly_before/ | Adorable-Act-3858 | 1,755,397,426 | 53 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1msf2vr/my_wife_and_i_looked_at_each_other_sadly_before/ |
1mplb9q | I pulled her shoulder over mine, tucked my head into the softness of her chest, and sighed. | The skinning process was a little gross I'll admit, but cuddling is so much better when you can get right up in there. | 1,085 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mplb9q/i_pulled_her_shoulder_over_mine_tucked_my_head/ | Lazy_Home_8465 | 1,755,130,467 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mplb9q/i_pulled_her_shoulder_over_mine_tucked_my_head/ |
1n72gcj | [sep25] “Still good?” was the only message ever decoded from space. | I recalled it while staring at vacuum-sealed beans in my fridge, one of them spoiled despite the cold and dark, and realized Earth was spoiled too just as the night sky tore open. | 1,091 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n72gcj/sep25_still_good_was_the_only_message_ever/ | lamsar503 | 1,756,864,904 | 14 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n72gcj/sep25_still_good_was_the_only_message_ever/ |
1mmyvsc | The true destruction of our world wasn't to be the melting of the polar ice caps and the rising oceans. | It would come at the behest of what was frozen there. | 1,082 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmyvsc/the_true_destruction_of_our_world_wasnt_to_be_the/ | Time-Permission-1930 | 1,754,872,479 | 70 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mmyvsc/the_true_destruction_of_our_world_wasnt_to_be_the/ |
1mxuxgo | We really liked our guide until he pushed Steve off a cliff. | Come along, he said like nothing had happened, the next campsite is a mile away and night falls quickly in these mountains. | 1,078 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxuxgo/we_really_liked_our_guide_until_he_pushed_steve/ | Kindly_Jack | 1,755,933,712 | 47 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mxuxgo/we_really_liked_our_guide_until_he_pushed_steve/ |
1n60p4v | As I lay on the ground, bleeding out and unable to move, I called out, “Siri, call 911!” | “You’ll need to unlock your iPhone first.” | 1,073 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n60p4v/as_i_lay_on_the_ground_bleeding_out_and_unable_to/ | whomikehidden | 1,756,760,619 | 17 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n60p4v/as_i_lay_on_the_ground_bleeding_out_and_unable_to/ |
1mtmipv | “Mama, it’s a beluga whale,” cried the little girl in excitement, as her mother looked up to correct her that the animals wouldn’t be this far south. | Instead she chose to lie to her own child, nodding that the pale, naked, and bloated corpse was indeed a beluga whale. | 1,070 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtmipv/mama_its_a_beluga_whale_cried_the_little_girl_in/ | Horror_Candidate | 1,755,524,805 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mtmipv/mama_its_a_beluga_whale_cried_the_little_girl_in/ |
1mngv46 | [AUG25] My great grandma always told us if we want to please the fae, we should leave a bowl of milk or cream for them. | What she didn't tell us is how to get rid of them when they started demanding more than that. | 1,070 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mngv46/aug25_my_great_grandma_always_told_us_if_we_want/ | maninplainview | 1,754,927,869 | 40 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mngv46/aug25_my_great_grandma_always_told_us_if_we_want/ |
1mzz8ag | "I'm sorry, Tommy, but we have to expel you." The professor said. | Tommy kept banging on the airlock door, but the professor ignored it as he ran the program to open the exterior doors. | 1,063 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzz8ag/im_sorry_tommy_but_we_have_to_expel_you_the/ | Paper_Shotgun | 1,756,148,106 | 22 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mzz8ag/im_sorry_tommy_but_we_have_to_expel_you_the/ |
1n19kof | “Be grateful for the utopia you live in!” was a phrase that had been inculcated in me since childhood. | But, if this was heaven, why were so many people risking their lives to enter the hell to the south? | 1,064 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n19kof/be_grateful_for_the_utopia_you_live_in_was_a/ | Cal_Aesthetics_Club | 1,756,276,061 | 21 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n19kof/be_grateful_for_the_utopia_you_live_in_was_a/ |
1n3vq53 | When the teacher told us a man named “Mr. Adam” had picked up our son, my wife fainted as “Mr. Adam” was the name our son gave to a background character who vanished from the painting in our house two hours earlier. | When we showed the police the painting, Mr. Adam was back but with a boy this time. | 1,046 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3vq53/when_the_teacher_told_us_a_man_named_mr_adam_had/ | Nessieinternational | 1,756,539,737 | 33 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1n3vq53/when_the_teacher_told_us_a_man_named_mr_adam_had/ |
1mooe7z | Our most interesting news story today is the recent discovery of the true afterlife, and that you must fully decompose before reaching the afterlife. | In other news, the president has announced he will be launching his body into space after his death. | 1,051 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mooe7z/our_most_interesting_news_story_today_is_the/ | Silver-Locksmith-160 | 1,755,040,904 | 37 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1mooe7z/our_most_interesting_news_story_today_is_the/ |
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