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just use a tire liner
like tannus armour
@Lowtide get a big ass 500 pound magnet and put it an inch off the ground infront of your tire
All you need to do is avoid manholes
donbt forget the road steel plates
though those have enough oil ull just slide across em anyways
Well i avoid those anyway cause bumps
Just dont do like big dad and forget the trailer magnets on
Fukyamom
Just ordered a hugeeee magnet, thanks for the advice. A huge one.
Also ordered some lasers for those bugs.
hope u got some pid and ai for those lasers. shoot them bugs no matter what. thou make sure u got enough resources to run the lasers, had them compete with shields for power and a squirrel was able to sink me
I'll go for bike rides, collect metal with my HUGE magnet, then sell that metal for money. This is a good purchase
i do that at work
i have a pile of pure copper blocks next to my desk
and a drawer full of high capacity drives and fans and power suppliers....and a google server
Well next to my desk, an even bigger magnet, BIGGER laser, pure gold blocks.
:p
If I had a desk... I'd probably have that next to it.
I have slime, I'll try that.
darn wanna trade desks?
im taking my 32in monitor thou
You can keep that, I'll take the computer too
ok sure, good thing u didnt say u wanted my other computer or my server
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Naah
That's enough, maybe another time I'll grab those.
Thanks!
XD
good u got the shitty tester machine for testing updates on horribly outdated hardware
Nice! I'll let you know how much fun I'll have
I'll put it on top of my huge magnet.
honestly itll either work just fine, or fail before u even move it
iv had to server some truely ancient machines that just the act of opening the case killed it
XD
That's horrible, glad to take this off your hands. I'll use it for an art project
XD
make sure to give all the spiders new homes.
Nahhhh, they have to stay in that computer. If I find one in my room it's game over for them
but they help!
theres only two u gotta worry about, black widows and brown recluse
I already have spider friends that help me, don't need too many cooks
XD
dang i broke a spoke and grins all out of the ones i need, i should've replaced them all a while back cause they've become rusty
Already fixed it. Smallest hole :p
Little patch.
And now I got to install my seatpost. Happy again.
Mum saved me from having to walk the bike home after a puncture
imagine having the big old bag and no puncture repair
gonna finallly get some marathon eplus yet
I had a puncture repair kit
Couldn’t find the source of the leak and my mum wasn’t that far away
Shall I tell you what’s ironic? I went to lend a pump to a friend
It’s when I got there I got a puncture
lul
the other day I was commenting on how my marathons have endured anything from broken glass to rose bushes
turns out my front tire wasn't a marathon, it was a delta cruiser
so either I'm really lucky or schwalbe's entry level line is better than I gave it credit for
less weight on the front tyre dont forget
yea even my speedsters didnt get flats in the front, it was all rear.
My God. The horror
Where's ur torque arms
who needs torque arms when its rust welded
Lol
Structural rust
Man the fact that thing hasn’t snapped or bent is impressive
I'll scare you a bit more, its 52v pushing in 1500w
Galvanic corrosion is the only thing preventing that from snapping like a twig
I'm glad I'm not the only one with a le sketchy ride
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i keep my steel oiled to prevent rustynuts
just lube them with red threadlock
XD
"Don't clean that.. its load bearing corrosion"
Kinda same except not yet
yeah i feel bad about neglecting my bike..
maybe after 7 years of winter commuting I'll give it a new drivetrain
I hope you didnt change your cassette or chain in that time
no they're all married together and they shall die together
I'm even going to replace the jockey wheels in the derailleur because heck why not
surprisingly apart from a bit of rust the chain is still in spec, though barely
wd-40 the whole thing, good as new
https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-12921606
Lol. Love that wd40 has a whole product line
Their chain oil isn't bad
i was going to do that but as a bandaid i first soaked the chain in some rust removal, that seemed to help but was a bit weak, then i cleaned the chain and applied some lube i found that was not specifically for bikes but should work
i'll give it another 3 winters
feels good to have a beater bike it makes you appreciate your nice bike that much more
https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-cyberpunk2077-wd40-sunscreen-gif-19627688
the stuff works
It's a good water repellent.
It really does
I never realized how much I missed normal shifting when I swapped bikes
I got so used to my shit bike that I wanted to stop riding because it wasnt as fun as my other bike
i have 2 bikes that are over 20 years old at my forest summer house, since there's no point of leaving good bikes there and they only get like 3 months of use anyway
bought 2 more now for $25
and it's a bit hilarious how their drivetrains are actually in better shape than my short commute bike
yeah the bike used to be a "24 speed" now it's a 3 speed üòÇ stuck on 2nd ring and cassettes 2, 3, 4
Sounds like my psyche
an e-bike combusted on the trail :Pikachu: