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[2484.00 --> 2485.00] Wow.
[2485.00 --> 2486.00] It's a subscription-based service.
[2486.00 --> 2488.00] Ultimately, what do they care how much you use it?
[2488.00 --> 2491.00] Use it however much you want or not however much you want.
[2491.00 --> 2492.00] And that's totally cool with Wanda.
[2492.00 --> 2494.00] It's like wow, but you level up in real life.
[2494.00 --> 2495.00] Yes.
[2495.00 --> 2499.00] It's like wow, except nothing like wow.
[2499.00 --> 2501.00] It's like wow in that you pay for it monthly.
[2501.00 --> 2503.00] Everything else is not the same.
[2503.00 --> 2504.00] Not even close.
[2504.00 --> 2505.00] And it's at your computer.
[2505.00 --> 2506.00] I guess there's that.
[2506.00 --> 2507.00] Yeah.
[2507.00 --> 2508.00] Or your phone.
[2508.00 --> 2511.00] You could learn skills in wow that are transferable to real life.
[2511.00 --> 2512.00] Communication skills.
[2512.00 --> 2513.00] Yeah.
[2513.00 --> 2514.00] Yelling at people.
[2514.00 --> 2516.00] Yelling at people is not a skill.
[2516.00 --> 2517.00] Well.
[2517.00 --> 2518.00] You wanna be a drill sergeant?
[2518.00 --> 2519.00] Yeah.
[2519.00 --> 2520.00] You could be a raid leader, then go be a drill sergeant.
[2520.00 --> 2525.00] Yeah, but to be a drill sergeant you'd have to, okay, so you'd have to have like a healthy,
[2525.00 --> 2528.00] balanced diet of wow and going to the gym.
[2528.00 --> 2529.00] Yes.
[2529.00 --> 2530.00] Unlikely.
[2530.00 --> 2531.00] But possible.
[2531.00 --> 2532.00] Really?
[2532.00 --> 2533.00] You're gonna be like that?
[2533.00 --> 2534.00] You're gonna stereotype?
[2534.00 --> 2535.00] I said but possible.
[2535.00 --> 2537.00] Alright, so lynda.com slash wanshow for a free seven day trial.
[2537.00 --> 2540.00] You can try it out if you like it, then try it out.
[2540.00 --> 2543.00] And if you don't like it, then wait, if you like it, then try it out.
[2543.00 --> 2545.00] No, if you like it, then you stay subscribed.
[2545.00 --> 2547.00] And if you don't like it, then you don't have to.
[2547.00 --> 2549.00] No, you definitely, you know how they go on like super long marches?
[2549.00 --> 2550.00] Sure.
[2550.00 --> 2551.00] Yes.
[2551.00 --> 2552.00] Oh wow.
[2552.00 --> 2555.00] You just treadmill under your computer desk.
[2555.00 --> 2558.00] So you're on like a permanent march while playing wow.
[2558.00 --> 2562.00] So if you wanted to be a drill sergeant, you could be that dude that like runs in front of everyone and is like,
[2562.00 --> 2564.00] look at me, I'm faster than all of you.
[2564.00 --> 2565.00] Okay.
[2565.00 --> 2566.00] I'm crazy endurance.
[2566.00 --> 2575.00] If you want to be a drill that makes you actually hike as far as you have to hike in that bloody game, by the time you got an epic mount, you'd be in great shape.
[2575.00 --> 2583.00] If you mount up, you have to run like, so if you get a hundred percent speed mount, you would have to run a hundred percent faster than you normally would be moving.
[2583.00 --> 2587.00] So if you get like a flying mount, you're just like full out sprinting.
[2587.00 --> 2589.00] So no one would even want mounts anymore.
[2589.00 --> 2590.00] The value would plummet.
[2590.00 --> 2594.00] It would cause an economic crisis in the world of Warcraft.
[2594.00 --> 2600.00] The walk button would be used so much more because I wouldn't want to go slowly.
[2600.00 --> 2603.00] The whole game would come to a grinding halt.
[2603.00 --> 2613.00] If you had like, if you had like a noclip hack and you were just sitting above the world, you'd just see like these entire towns of people walking like this.
[2613.00 --> 2614.00] That's the middle of a fight.
[2614.00 --> 2618.00] And it's like, I can't get away from this scorpion because I'm too tired.
[2618.00 --> 2619.00] Don't stand in the fire.
[2619.00 --> 2621.00] I'm too tired to move.
[2621.00 --> 2623.00] I have to stand in the fire.
[2623.00 --> 2624.00] Heal me.
[2624.00 --> 2625.00] Heal me.
[2625.00 --> 2629.00] I'm just gonna, I'm gonna stay right here in the middle of this area of effects spell.
[2629.00 --> 2630.00] It'll be fine.
[2630.00 --> 2631.00] Just deal with it.
[2631.00 --> 2633.00] Um, okay.
[2633.00 --> 2635.00] So on to our next sponsor.
[2635.00 --> 2637.00] Someone should make that video game so it can fail.
[2637.00 --> 2638.00] Ugh.
[2638.00 --> 2639.00] Kickstarter it.
[2639.00 --> 2640.00] Yeah.
[2640.00 --> 2641.00] Yeah.
[2641.00 --> 2642.00] Okay.
[2642.00 --> 2644.00] So our next sponsor is 5-4 Club.
[2644.00 --> 2649.00] And we are, this is more of a reminder than an announcement because we already announced
[2649.00 --> 2653.00] this, but they are doing an epic giveaway.
[2653.00 --> 2663.00] They are giving away retail price, $7,200 or more in clothing to one lucky winner.
[2663.00 --> 2668.00] And something I didn't even think of that you mentioned offline last time is what a cool
[2668.00 --> 2670.00] thing for a college student to win.
[2670.00 --> 2671.00] Yeah.
[2671.00 --> 2677.00] If you could like show up, it's like your first, first year and you have five years
[2677.00 --> 2679.00] of 5-4 Club membership.
[2679.00 --> 2685.00] So you can look like a boss every day on campus, always new threads and it doesn't cost you
[2685.00 --> 2686.00] a dollar.
[2686.00 --> 2687.00] What a freaking cool prize.
[2687.00 --> 2690.00] Cause I know there's a lot of different ways for companies to handle prizes.
[2690.00 --> 2695.00] Like they could do one month subscriptions for 60 people.
[2695.00 --> 2696.00] Yeah.
[2696.00 --> 2699.00] And there's some benefit to that cause you're, you know, getting, you're giving a little bit
[2699.00 --> 2704.00] to a lot of people or you can put together like a super awesome prize pack, which is what
[2704.00 --> 2705.00] they've done here.
[2705.00 --> 2709.00] That'll basically give someone all the wardrobe they'll need realistically.
[2709.00 --> 2712.00] I mean, if you're subscribed to 5-4 Club for five years.
[2712.00 --> 2713.00] Okay.
[2713.00 --> 2717.00] So the way, the way it works is you pay 60 bucks a month and they send you a retail value
[2717.00 --> 2724.00] on their site of $120 or more of clothing that your personal style assistant picks out for
[2724.00 --> 2725.00] you and then ships to you.
[2725.00 --> 2731.00] So that is, that is realistically kind of a couple shirts and like a bottom or sometimes