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[918.22 --> 918.38] Yeah.
[918.44 --> 918.60] Like,
[918.70 --> 918.86] well,
[918.94 --> 919.24] I mean,
[919.24 --> 920.02] one of our sponsors,
[920.18 --> 920.80] Dollar Shave Club.
[921.00 --> 921.12] Like,
[921.96 --> 922.88] if you told,
[922.98 --> 923.84] if Dollar Shave Club
[923.84 --> 924.36] came to us
[924.36 --> 924.72] and they're like,
[924.82 --> 925.04] yeah,
[925.34 --> 926.62] we have this great idea.
[926.82 --> 928.22] You're going to buy razors online.
[928.66 --> 929.26] I'd be like,
[929.48 --> 929.78] wow,
[929.92 --> 930.48] you're an idiot.
[930.70 --> 931.70] That's a terrible idea.
[931.72 --> 932.72] That's a terrible idea.
[932.72 --> 934.42] But the whole subscription model
[934.42 --> 936.12] makes it actually work really well
[936.12 --> 937.58] because you're committing
[937.58 --> 939.14] a small amount of money
[939.14 --> 941.32] spread out over a long period of time
[941.32 --> 942.58] and then you don't have to think about it
[942.58 --> 943.08] because to me,
[943.16 --> 943.98] it's really about the hassle.
[944.40 --> 945.10] I'll tell you what,
[945.40 --> 947.08] if anyone from Comply is watching,
[947.40 --> 948.86] if you guys figure out
[948.86 --> 949.86] a subscription model
[949.86 --> 950.52] where like,
[950.52 --> 952.04] I just get a new set of tips
[952.04 --> 952.72] once a quarter
[952.72 --> 953.78] or something like that
[953.78 --> 954.96] and it's inexpensive
[954.96 --> 955.86] and like,
[955.88 --> 956.48] I get a discount
[956.48 --> 957.38] for being like,
[957.56 --> 958.30] part of the club.
[958.46 --> 959.00] Kind of like what,
[959.08 --> 959.28] again,
[959.34 --> 960.12] one of our other sponsors,
[960.24 --> 960.72] Five4,
[960.90 --> 962.26] where they take their store
[962.26 --> 963.46] and they basically go,
[963.56 --> 963.64] okay,
[963.68 --> 963.92] look,
[963.98 --> 965.08] you sign up for the subscription
[965.08 --> 966.92] and you have half price
[966.92 --> 967.96] off of MSRP
[967.96 --> 969.58] and we send it to you once a month.
[969.66 --> 969.78] Like,
[969.84 --> 970.80] if Comply figures out
[970.80 --> 971.66] something like that
[971.66 --> 973.74] where they get the commitment from me
[973.74 --> 975.04] so they can rely on the business
[975.04 --> 976.36] and I get a discount
[976.36 --> 977.28] and the convenience,
[977.90 --> 978.74] I will commit
[978.74 --> 980.28] and I will start using Comply tips.
[980.28 --> 981.00] That's my deal.
[981.00 --> 982.10] Soylent recently came out
[982.10 --> 982.60] of their like,
[982.72 --> 983.26] beta phase
[983.26 --> 984.44] and they're now selling normally.
[984.84 --> 985.70] Beta food.
[985.86 --> 986.32] I know.
[986.44 --> 987.82] With the way beta tests go,
[987.92 --> 988.28] like...
[988.84 --> 989.20] Well,
[989.26 --> 990.90] they have FCC approved,
[991.14 --> 992.00] even though that's still
[992.00 --> 992.70] kind of sketchy,
[992.76 --> 993.32] but they do have
[993.32 --> 994.28] a nutritional label now
[994.28 --> 994.92] and all that kind of stuff,
[994.98 --> 995.50] so that's kind of good.
[995.56 --> 997.30] They have a nutritional label.
[998.14 --> 999.30] But nutritional labels
[999.30 --> 1000.02] are just numbers.
[1000.02 --> 1003.76] This is not going to end
[1003.76 --> 1004.06] like,
[1004.16 --> 1004.48] ever.
[1006.58 --> 1007.68] We need a t-shirt.
[1008.30 --> 1009.50] Resolution is just a number.
[1009.74 --> 1010.60] And then it should be all like,
[1010.66 --> 1011.90] pixelated and shitty looking.
[1012.46 --> 1012.82] Yeah,
[1012.98 --> 1014.38] that's actually not a bad idea.
[1014.70 --> 1015.04] Guys,
[1015.14 --> 1016.42] let us know if we need to do that.
[1016.48 --> 1016.86] You know what?
[1016.92 --> 1017.48] I'm going to,
[1017.48 --> 1017.92] I'm going to,
[1017.96 --> 1019.60] I'm going to just jump on this.
[1019.98 --> 1020.22] We,
[1020.30 --> 1021.72] we have to make that t-shirt.
[1022.22 --> 1022.72] Need a,
[1022.72 --> 1025.76] resolution is just a number t-shirt.