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[1025.96 --> 1027.08] Resolution is just a number,
[1027.56 --> 1028.22] just like...
[1028.22 --> 1028.54] Yeah,
[1028.84 --> 1031.50] and the text should look crappy
[1031.50 --> 1032.34] and low res.
[1032.62 --> 1032.86] Okay,
[1032.94 --> 1034.20] I'm sending that to Edsel.
[1034.28 --> 1035.26] I'm trying to think of some way
[1035.26 --> 1036.00] that you can include
[1036.00 --> 1037.62] just like FPS is just a number.
[1037.98 --> 1038.24] It's,
[1038.24 --> 1039.02] it'll be too long.
[1039.08 --> 1039.62] It would be too,
[1039.62 --> 1040.84] it would be too long for one.
[1040.84 --> 1041.20] Too long.
[1041.26 --> 1041.70] And then for two,
[1041.78 --> 1042.78] the only way that I can think of
[1042.78 --> 1043.88] that you could style it properly
[1043.88 --> 1045.50] would be like lagging the word,
[1045.64 --> 1046.22] the letters out.
[1046.34 --> 1046.52] Yeah.
[1046.52 --> 1047.42] And that would just look really weird.
[1047.44 --> 1047.70] Yeah.
[1047.90 --> 1048.28] And like,
[1048.34 --> 1049.42] if you want the words
[1049.42 --> 1050.56] to be low res enough
[1050.56 --> 1051.66] to kind of get the joke,
[1051.76 --> 1052.70] it's going to have to be pretty big.
[1052.72 --> 1053.46] They'll take up space
[1053.46 --> 1054.68] so you can actually read it and stuff.
[1054.76 --> 1054.96] So yeah,
[1055.04 --> 1056.54] resolution is just a number t-shirt.
[1056.66 --> 1056.94] We're going to,
[1056.98 --> 1057.62] we're going to get on that,
[1057.66 --> 1057.98] you guys.
[1058.26 --> 1058.48] Yeah.
[1058.68 --> 1060.64] I'm sorry our t-shirt supply chain
[1060.64 --> 1061.32] takes so long.
[1061.40 --> 1062.70] We're looking into some other options.
[1063.04 --> 1063.36] Um,
[1063.38 --> 1064.76] so stay tuned on that,
[1064.80 --> 1065.14] you guys.
[1065.28 --> 1065.50] Yeah.
[1066.10 --> 1066.46] But yeah,
[1066.46 --> 1067.00] so they,
[1067.00 --> 1068.82] they win subscription service recently
[1068.82 --> 1070.52] and I think that's really smart
[1070.52 --> 1071.42] because a big problem
[1071.42 --> 1072.26] with that whole thing.
[1072.34 --> 1072.48] Sorry,
[1072.54 --> 1073.70] we're back to talking about Soylent.
[1073.74 --> 1073.88] Yeah.
[1073.88 --> 1074.46] I've lost track.
[1074.60 --> 1075.88] I had to think about it for a second.
[1075.98 --> 1076.88] What is he talking about?
[1077.50 --> 1077.82] Uh,
[1077.90 --> 1078.04] yeah,
[1078.22 --> 1078.40] Soylent.
[1078.56 --> 1079.50] Subscription condoms?
[1080.12 --> 1081.18] That probably exists.
[1081.18 --> 1082.08] It probably does.
[1082.18 --> 1083.50] It would make you feel really,
[1083.50 --> 1084.58] like,
[1084.70 --> 1085.92] wouldn't it make you feel crappy
[1085.92 --> 1087.28] when you start to get a stockpile
[1087.28 --> 1087.68] and you'd be like,
[1087.78 --> 1087.96] oh,
[1088.04 --> 1088.20] I'm not doing.
[1088.20 --> 1088.74] Oh no.
[1090.04 --> 1091.34] I'm not doing very well here.
[1092.62 --> 1093.02] There's,
[1093.16 --> 1093.56] you know,
[1093.56 --> 1094.80] you know how I sometimes try and find,
[1094.92 --> 1094.98] like,
[1095.02 --> 1095.98] people that want to do pre-rolls
[1095.98 --> 1096.58] and stuff like that?
[1097.02 --> 1097.38] Um,
[1097.48 --> 1097.62] I,
[1097.76 --> 1098.98] I was watching a,
[1099.04 --> 1099.14] yeah,
[1099.18 --> 1099.94] this is going to go there.
[1100.24 --> 1100.56] Um,
[1100.56 --> 1102.56] I was watching an old archive
[1102.56 --> 1104.94] of one of the Young Turks videos
[1104.94 --> 1106.14] on some topic.
[1106.26 --> 1107.64] I don't even remember why I was watching it,
[1107.94 --> 1109.38] but their sponsor for the video
[1109.38 --> 1110.60] was some condom website.
[1110.60 --> 1111.94] And I thought about it
[1111.94 --> 1113.32] and I'd like written the email
[1113.32 --> 1113.80] being like,
[1113.84 --> 1114.78] maybe we should contact them
[1114.78 --> 1115.22] and I was like,
[1115.54 --> 1116.36] no.
[1116.78 --> 1117.28] Because I was like,
[1117.34 --> 1117.44] well,
[1117.48 --> 1118.30] our target audience
[1118.30 --> 1119.48] would be so big for them.
[1120.78 --> 1121.14] Wait,
[1121.20 --> 1122.42] because they all have large penises?