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[1519.08 --> 1519.44] Boom.
[1519.70 --> 1520.34] Oh, you know,
[1520.40 --> 1521.30] we never showed the results
[1521.30 --> 1522.10] of that straw poll
[1522.10 --> 1523.54] that we ended up crashing the stream
[1523.54 --> 1524.56] over wanting to show them.
[1524.88 --> 1526.82] Are you happy with your ISP?
[1527.72 --> 1528.16] Wow.
[1529.26 --> 1531.20] A third of the people say yes.
[1531.26 --> 1531.90] Remember though,
[1531.98 --> 1534.02] our time zone for this show
[1534.02 --> 1535.42] is very well lined up.
[1536.02 --> 1536.76] With Australia.
[1537.32 --> 1537.86] Oh, yeah.
[1538.44 --> 1539.06] That's a good point.
[1539.56 --> 1540.30] They should definitely
[1540.30 --> 1540.94] be answering no.
[1541.08 --> 1542.66] All of them should be answering no.
[1542.90 --> 1544.14] Anyone from Australia,
[1544.48 --> 1546.18] go back and change your answer.
[1546.32 --> 1546.70] Seriously.
[1546.98 --> 1548.10] Because you're wrong.
[1550.18 --> 1551.04] Not good enough.
[1551.06 --> 1553.44] A full 24% said cucumber.
[1555.02 --> 1555.72] You know what?
[1555.76 --> 1556.66] I might have said cucumber.
[1557.08 --> 1557.78] Because you don't put
[1557.78 --> 1558.92] multi-options, do you?
[1559.14 --> 1559.48] Nope.
[1559.62 --> 1559.90] Nope.
[1560.54 --> 1562.30] You have to choose one option.
[1562.30 --> 1563.10] You've got to commit.
[1563.46 --> 1565.24] Yes, no, or cucumber.
[1566.96 --> 1567.78] Oh, man.
[1567.78 --> 1570.56] We haven't even covered anything.
[1571.34 --> 1573.00] We didn't really have much of a show
[1573.00 --> 1573.66] lined up today
[1573.66 --> 1574.92] because we were expecting JJ
[1574.92 --> 1575.76] to talk to us.
[1577.26 --> 1578.66] And tell us about Z97.
[1578.94 --> 1579.56] We talked about stuff.
[1579.64 --> 1580.44] We talked about FCC.
[1580.66 --> 1581.56] We talked about Watch Dogs.
[1581.68 --> 1583.34] We talked about Noctua fans.
[1583.48 --> 1584.48] We talked about Noctua fans.
[1584.56 --> 1584.82] Okay.
[1585.06 --> 1586.20] Well, let's talk about how
[1586.20 --> 1587.10] Xbox One
[1587.10 --> 1589.34] is slightly less unfair now.
[1589.34 --> 1591.92] So, they did a couple of things here
[1591.92 --> 1594.54] that I think I would look at
[1594.54 --> 1595.06] and say,
[1595.24 --> 1596.48] wow, that's really commendable
[1596.48 --> 1598.28] if they weren't so terrible
[1598.28 --> 1599.22] in the first place.
[1599.66 --> 1600.58] So, number one
[1600.58 --> 1601.64] is the fact that,
[1601.76 --> 1602.52] and honestly,
[1602.70 --> 1604.66] I've never owned an Xbox.
[1604.84 --> 1605.26] Okay, no,
[1605.32 --> 1606.32] I've owned an Xbox.
[1606.74 --> 1609.62] I have an Xbox 360
[1609.62 --> 1610.86] and an Xbox One.
[1611.04 --> 1611.68] Okay, I do.
[1611.86 --> 1612.62] I own two Xboxes.
[1612.62 --> 1614.12] But they were both for,
[1614.34 --> 1616.14] not for really personal use much.
[1616.18 --> 1617.18] I could have used them.
[1617.34 --> 1618.02] But you didn't.
[1618.02 --> 1618.34] Right.
[1621.70 --> 1623.48] So, one of the biggest issues
[1623.48 --> 1625.26] that I had from day one,
[1625.34 --> 1626.62] like when I found out
[1626.62 --> 1628.36] as a PC gamer traditionally,
[1628.76 --> 1629.02] anyway,
[1629.10 --> 1630.08] this was posted on the forum
[1630.08 --> 1630.76] by Rafi,
[1631.12 --> 1632.08] when I found out
[1632.08 --> 1632.86] as a PC gamer
[1632.86 --> 1633.74] that they had
[1633.74 --> 1635.74] an Xbox Live Gold membership
[1635.74 --> 1637.54] that I had to have
[1637.54 --> 1638.26] to, like,
[1638.62 --> 1639.64] update my profile
[1639.64 --> 1641.28] or voice chat with people
[1641.28 --> 1642.34] or play multiplayer,
[1642.90 --> 1643.68] I was just like,
[1643.78 --> 1645.02] what, are you high?
[1645.64 --> 1646.74] Like, are you stupid?
[1646.74 --> 1646.86] David?
[1647.42 --> 1648.20] Like, if we just,
[1648.38 --> 1649.54] and I kind of said at the time,
[1649.60 --> 1650.82] I remember saying at the time,
[1650.92 --> 1652.74] look, if we all just boycott this,
[1653.06 --> 1654.08] it'll go away.
[1654.32 --> 1655.14] Like that.
[1655.86 --> 1656.26] Instantly.
[1656.42 --> 1657.18] It'll go away.
[1657.52 --> 1659.14] Because they have to sell consoles
[1659.14 --> 1660.64] and they have to sell games.