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[209.92 --> 214.92] Our sponsors this week are Squarespace.com and Dollar Shave Club. |
[214.92 --> 224.92] Squarespace is the easy way to create a beautiful website for your business or store or blog or portfolio without as much effort as other solutions. |
[224.92 --> 231.92] And keep it super functional on multiple platforms whether it's mobile or desktop or whatever else. |
[231.92 --> 236.92] So you can visit Squarespace.com slash Linus for more details on that as well as Dollar Shave Club. |
[236.92 --> 240.92] The service that allows you to shave time and shave money. |
[240.92 --> 246.92] And they've got a great commercial where they basically explain with many expletive deleted, well at least one expletive deleted. |
[246.92 --> 247.92] At least one. |
[247.92 --> 263.92] The value add of having razors shipped to your door every month for less than what you'd pay if you went to a store and did it and with much less hassle because you don't have to wait for them to unlock Fort Knox to get out your razor blades because that's freaking ridiculous. |
[263.92 --> 264.92] You know. |
[264.92 --> 265.92] That is kind of ridiculous. |
[265.92 --> 266.92] Okay. |
[266.92 --> 270.92] This is unrelated to my Dollar Shave Club like sponsorship spot here. |
[270.92 --> 273.92] So thanks to Squarespace and Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring the episode today. |
[273.92 --> 275.92] But do you remember when they started doing that? |
[275.92 --> 277.92] Yeah, I thought it was really weird. |
[277.92 --> 279.92] Yeah, it was like it must have been about five years ago. |
[279.92 --> 281.92] They started doing it at the stores here. |
[281.92 --> 291.92] And I was actually like I started shaving before they did that and then like like it happened while I was while I was shaving. |
[291.92 --> 294.92] And I was just like one day I went to the store and I was like. |
[294.92 --> 295.92] Uh, uh, uh. |
[295.92 --> 299.92] And then I was like I was at London Drugs. |
[299.92 --> 304.92] There wasn't a single person anywhere that could possibly help me with anything. |
[304.92 --> 306.92] Like when's the last time other than cosmetics? |
[306.92 --> 307.92] Yeah. |
[307.92 --> 309.92] When's the last time you saw someone to help you? |
[309.92 --> 310.92] Yeah. |
[310.92 --> 313.92] I mean we had this problem at Home Depot yesterday or the other day too. |
[313.92 --> 315.92] Yeah, that was actually pretty brutal. |
[315.92 --> 316.92] That was ridiculous. |
[316.92 --> 317.92] I told you what I do for razors. |
[317.92 --> 318.92] Right. |
[318.92 --> 321.92] I just like grind it against my face. |
[321.92 --> 326.92] Okay, we gotta get you hooked up with Dollar Shave Club. |
[326.92 --> 327.92] You know what? |
[327.92 --> 333.92] Okay, okay, if our Dollar Shave Club guy is watching we need to get him hooked up with Dollar Shave Club because it's actually pretty terrifying. |
[333.92 --> 335.92] I actually grow a beard pretty quick. |
[335.92 --> 338.92] I've been using the same razors for like a year. |
[338.92 --> 342.92] I just shave in the shower and just go over it a whole bunch of times. |
[342.92 --> 343.92] That is horrible. |
[343.92 --> 345.92] That's like horrible for you. |
[345.92 --> 346.92] No. |
[346.92 --> 347.92] Like it really is. |
[347.92 --> 348.92] I'm not even... |
[348.92 --> 349.92] I know. |
[349.92 --> 350.92] You just have to decide. |
[350.92 --> 351.92] That's bad for you dude. |
[351.92 --> 352.92] I know. |
[352.92 --> 353.92] I know. |
[353.92 --> 356.92] But it's just like I'm way too lazy to go by because every single time I get there I'm |
[356.92 --> 359.92] just like, oh, I'm done. |
[359.92 --> 360.92] I just leave. |
[360.92 --> 366.92] I hate finding people in stores and even if I can find someone I hate talking to salespeople. |
[366.92 --> 369.92] Well they're just opening a cabinet for you. |
[369.92 --> 371.92] It's not like you're buying them at a car dealership. |
[371.92 --> 372.92] I know, but it just sucks. |
[372.92 --> 375.92] Speaking of car dealerships, we're super mad at them. |
[375.92 --> 376.92] Should we just jump into that right now? |
[376.92 --> 379.92] We should just jump right into that right now. |
[379.92 --> 380.92] Let's jump to it right now. |
[380.92 --> 381.92] Because I'm like super mad. |
[381.92 --> 385.92] I get the feeling that we're going to be talking about this like every week for the |
[385.92 --> 387.92] next, like I don't know how long. |
[387.92 --> 389.92] Where the hell is this link? |
[389.92 --> 390.92] Remember we can use the... |
[390.92 --> 391.92] Nope, it's not there. |
[391.92 --> 392.92] Where was it? |
[392.92 --> 393.92] Ohio. |
[393.92 --> 394.92] There we go. |
[394.92 --> 398.92] Ohio auto dealers support an anti-Tesla direct sales bill. |
[398.92 --> 399.92] Really? |
[399.92 --> 400.92] Really? |
[400.92 --> 401.92] They don't... |
[401.92 --> 411.92] They support the anti-Tesla bill and now my screen sharing isn't working because that's |
[411.92 --> 413.92] how angry I am right now. |
[413.92 --> 416.92] That's like the level of anger that's going on. |
[416.92 --> 417.92] Is that even plugged into the right thing? |
[417.92 --> 419.92] Your anger just like... |
[419.92 --> 420.92] Float? |
[420.92 --> 421.92] Is that... |
[421.92 --> 422.92] Yeah, float into the... |
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