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[3617.22 --> 3618.22] Yeah.
[3618.22 --> 3621.22] Let's, let's ride the valve train to like gaming, enlightened,
[3621.22 --> 3623.22] enlightenment station.
[3623.22 --> 3624.22] I'm so free to play.
[3624.22 --> 3626.22] I'm finally almost done.
[3626.22 --> 3627.22] Portal two.
[3627.22 --> 3628.22] Finally.
[3628.22 --> 3629.22] I thought you said you were finally done.
[3629.22 --> 3632.22] I thought I was, I have played like another two and a half hours.
[3632.22 --> 3634.22] I thought I was close to the end, but I wasn't like that though.
[3634.22 --> 3635.22] Yeah.
[3635.22 --> 3636.22] Portal makes you think you're like done.
[3636.22 --> 3638.22] And then it's just like, Oh, Nope.
[3638.22 --> 3639.22] By the way.
[3639.22 --> 3640.22] Yeah.
[3640.22 --> 3642.22] Um, so yeah, I'm still really enjoying it though.
[3642.22 --> 3644.22] It's fantastic, but I can't start bravely default till I'm done.
[3644.22 --> 3645.22] Portal two.
[3645.22 --> 3646.22] I'm determined to finish it.
[3646.22 --> 3647.22] Yeah.
[3647.22 --> 3648.22] Yeah.
[3648.22 --> 3650.22] I don't know what valve news do you want to do.
[3650.22 --> 3651.22] There's actually a bunch.
[3651.22 --> 3652.22] Yeah, I know.
[3652.22 --> 3657.22] It's like how much ass can we kiss?
[3657.22 --> 3658.22] You know what?
[3658.22 --> 3659.22] Okay.
[3659.22 --> 3661.22] Let's, let's not, let's not kiss up.
[3661.22 --> 3664.22] Let's, let's do, let's do like brutal valve news first.
[3664.22 --> 3665.22] No.
[3665.22 --> 3666.22] Okay.
[3666.22 --> 3667.22] Look who doesn't hate Apple.
[3667.22 --> 3668.22] The one and only Gabe N.
[3668.22 --> 3671.22] I don't know why this was holding an iPhone and an iPad.
[3671.22 --> 3674.22] We don't know who this guy is, but I just thought this was funny.
[3674.22 --> 3675.22] I saw some dude on Reddit.
[3675.22 --> 3676.22] Um, I don't know.
[3676.22 --> 3677.22] Like, I just think it's funny.
[3677.22 --> 3678.22] Steam works on Mac.
[3678.22 --> 3679.22] I know.
[3679.22 --> 3680.22] Like they, they like push Mac support games.
[3680.22 --> 3681.22] Yeah.
[3681.22 --> 3685.22] Gabe N openly is hating on windows lately, not OS 10 and not, not Linux.
[3685.22 --> 3687.22] That's why I was like, why is everyone so surprised?
[3687.22 --> 3688.22] I just, well, okay.
[3688.22 --> 3689.22] It's kind of like, it's kind of funny.
[3689.22 --> 3699.22] It's probably not a matter of them being surprised as more a matter of the internet has like a culture.
[3699.22 --> 3700.22] Like, yeah, yeah.
[3700.22 --> 3706.22] And it's like, there's like the internet culture and then there's like the internet counterculture, you know?
[3706.22 --> 3711.22] And so the internet culture went on this like Apple thing and then like Android became the counterculture.
[3711.22 --> 3718.22] And then when Android goes mainstream, everyone will probably want like the, the cool kids on the internet will probably shift to something else.
[3718.22 --> 3729.22] And so the cool kids on the internet right now, ourselves included, are all running Android and expect that anyone who's a tweaker or like an enthusiast is going to be doing the same thing.
[3729.22 --> 3730.22] But he's an enthusiast about other stuff.
[3730.22 --> 3731.22] He's not really a mobile platform guy.
[3731.22 --> 3732.22] I know.
[3732.22 --> 3734.22] And a lot of game developers use Apple.
[3734.22 --> 3735.22] Just throw that out there.
[3735.22 --> 3737.22] Like that's a thing.
[3737.22 --> 3745.22] Um, and, uh, but yeah, but that's, I think why people found it so surprising was because they would have expected him to be on whatever sort of the internet bandwagon is.
[3745.22 --> 3748.22] I just, I just personally don't care.
[3748.22 --> 3759.22] As long as his desktop that he's doing all of his like work for steam on is actually, it's not even probably, he probably has a Mac so that he can work on stuff for steam on Mac.
[3759.22 --> 3760.22] He probably has both.
[3760.22 --> 3761.22] It's, it's Gabe in.
[3761.22 --> 3762.22] I'm fully expecting that both.
[3762.22 --> 3763.22] I don't know.
[3763.22 --> 3764.22] I didn't think this was that.
[3764.22 --> 3766.22] He's worth like over a billion dollars or something.
[3766.22 --> 3771.22] So I think if he probably has multiple of both, if he felt like having a Mac pro, I think it's a non issue.
[3771.22 --> 3772.22] Yeah.
[3772.22 --> 3773.22] Okay.
[3773.22 --> 3778.22] Uh, let's get into the new steam controller, which is no longer interesting.
[3778.22 --> 3780.22] It's still kind of interesting.
[3780.22 --> 3781.22] Oh, come on now.
[3781.22 --> 3783.22] We knew exactly what these buttons were though, which was kind of cool.
[3783.22 --> 3784.22] Remember we called it out.
[3784.22 --> 3788.22] We were like the, the ones on the right are going to be ABXY and the ones on the left are going to be arrow buttons.
[3788.22 --> 3789.22] Oh yeah.
[3789.22 --> 3790.22] It's going to be essentially a D pad.
[3790.22 --> 3791.22] We said that.
[3791.22 --> 3793.22] And when they were unlabeled, then now they're like, boop.
[3793.22 --> 3797.22] Arrow buttons make for a terrible D pad and valve should know better.
[3797.22 --> 3798.22] That's all I'll say about the design.
[3798.22 --> 3800.22] I'll let you launch into what you think about it.
[3800.22 --> 3801.22] I hate that.
[3801.22 --> 3806.22] But no one other than Nintendo has seemingly been able to figure out D pads in the last little while.
[3806.22 --> 3807.22] Even Nintendo.
[3807.22 --> 3808.22] I actually, the one on the Wii was okay.
[3808.22 --> 3810.22] The one on the Wiimote is actually not bad.
[3810.22 --> 3813.22] Um, so like, I don't know what's going on there.
[3813.22 --> 3818.22] Maybe people just suck at making D pads nowadays, but I don't know if maybe that has something to do with it.
[3818.22 --> 3819.22] They don't like the D.
[3819.22 --> 3824.22] But I would still rather a D pad, even if it was kind of a crappy D pad than buttons.
[3824.22 --> 3825.22] Cause it's just weird.
[3825.22 --> 3826.22] And I want a D pad.
[3826.22 --> 3832.22] It's still different because it has the touch screen areas and it's still going to enable you to play.
[3832.22 --> 3833.22] Still not sold on those.
[3833.22 --> 3834.22] I'm not either.
[3834.22 --> 3837.22] Um, but it's still different.
[3837.22 --> 3847.22] You know, I think I would actually rather some totally janky solution like a couch master versus being stuck gaming with touch pads.
[3847.22 --> 3849.22] Even if I was playing Civ 5.