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[980.50 --> 981.68] Let's say I'm like
[981.68 --> 982.78] This
[982.78 --> 983.40] Jesus
[983.40 --> 984.86] You want to
[984.86 --> 985.88] Just be able to look at it
[985.88 --> 987.34] You don't even want to have to tweak it
[987.34 --> 987.60] No
[987.60 --> 988.10] Even that
[988.10 --> 989.16] Why should I have to do that?
[989.24 --> 989.40] What if
[989.40 --> 990.24] What's just the littlest tweak?
[990.40 --> 991.00] That's stupid
[991.00 --> 992.04] What if I'm
[992.04 --> 992.34] Okay
[992.34 --> 992.80] You know
[992.80 --> 993.62] Okay here's something
[993.62 --> 994.62] Yeah but the other side of that coin
[994.62 --> 995.84] Is having it on all the time
[995.84 --> 996.34] For no reason
[996.34 --> 996.72] Stupid
[996.72 --> 998.80] No it's not stupid
[998.80 --> 1000.04] What if it was dimly on
[1000.04 --> 1001.06] And then if you tweaked it
[1001.06 --> 1002.16] It would shine bright
[1002.16 --> 1002.38] Tell you what
[1002.38 --> 1003.46] Let's say I didn't have a computer
[1003.46 --> 1004.34] In front of me right now
[1004.34 --> 1005.76] I'm sitting having a conversation
[1005.76 --> 1005.78] I'm sitting having a conversation
[1005.78 --> 1006.72] With someone at a table
[1006.72 --> 1008.64] I want to know what time it is
[1008.64 --> 1010.46] This phone
[1010.46 --> 1011.96] With it's always on display
[1011.96 --> 1013.96] Is a timepiece
[1013.96 --> 1014.50] Right there
[1014.50 --> 1016.04] Boom
[1016.04 --> 1016.70] Convenient
[1016.70 --> 1018.24] So convenient
[1018.24 --> 1019.68] I don't have to pick it up
[1019.68 --> 1020.66] And go like this
[1020.66 --> 1021.88] Because really
[1021.88 --> 1023.92] Here's the issue
[1023.92 --> 1026.18] It does time
[1026.18 --> 1027.72] Almost
[1027.72 --> 1028.60] No better
[1028.60 --> 1029.40] Than a phone
[1029.40 --> 1030.28] Okay
[1030.28 --> 1031.88] I have to do the exact same
[1031.88 --> 1032.52] Stupid
[1032.52 --> 1034.18] Routine
[1034.18 --> 1035.62] To check the time
[1035.62 --> 1036.40] On my phone
[1036.40 --> 1037.68] As I do on my watch
[1037.68 --> 1039.20] And they're so concerned
[1039.20 --> 1040.14] About making it
[1040.14 --> 1041.54] Call phones
[1041.54 --> 1043.16] And browse the internet
[1043.16 --> 1044.88] And track all of my
[1044.88 --> 1046.62] Running and walking
[1046.62 --> 1047.54] And swimming
[1047.54 --> 1048.48] And jumping
[1048.48 --> 1049.12] And breathing
[1049.12 --> 1050.00] And heart rate
[1050.00 --> 1051.02] That it
[1051.02 --> 1052.34] They can't
[1052.34 --> 1053.46] Like
[1053.46 --> 1054.72] That's so reasonable
[1054.72 --> 1055.76] For them to do that though
[1055.76 --> 1057.38] Because the biggest criticism
[1057.38 --> 1057.84] With a watch
[1057.84 --> 1059.10] Is that it doesn't do anything
[1059.10 --> 1060.82] So they want to put
[1060.82 --> 1061.62] More things in it
[1061.62 --> 1062.20] For it to do
[1062.20 --> 1063.94] Is that even
[1063.94 --> 1064.76] The biggest criticism
[1064.76 --> 1065.34] Of a watch
[1065.34 --> 1066.16] It is for me
[1066.16 --> 1066.98] Who is
[1066.98 --> 1067.46] Well yeah
[1067.46 --> 1068.18] But you wear
[1068.18 --> 1069.46] An analog watch
[1069.46 --> 1070.12] You
[1070.12 --> 1071.28] I wouldn't necessarily
[1071.28 --> 1071.48] Have created
[1071.48 --> 1073.16] Your own biggest complaint
[1073.16 --> 1073.88] Why don't you get
[1073.88 --> 1075.38] A Casio calculator watch
[1075.38 --> 1075.60] Then
[1075.60 --> 1076.26] If you want it
[1076.26 --> 1076.86] To do something
[1076.86 --> 1077.80] But it's too small
[1077.80 --> 1079.38] You can take boobies on it
[1079.38 --> 1080.04] And be like
[1080.04 --> 1081.20] Boobless
[1081.20 --> 1081.90] Noob
[1081.90 --> 1084.18] You can probably
[1084.18 --> 1085.26] Write noobless too
[1085.26 --> 1086.74] Nah I don't think
[1086.74 --> 1087.30] You can do the N