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[1087.30 --> 1087.78] There's no N |
[1087.78 --> 1088.46] Yeah no N |
[1088.46 --> 1088.72] Alright |
[1088.72 --> 1090.18] Do I know numbers |
[1090.18 --> 1092.00] Do I know numbers |
[1092.00 --> 1092.38] I'd actually |
[1092.38 --> 1093.12] The secret's out |
[1093.12 --> 1093.62] I don't even know |
[1093.62 --> 1094.22] How to tell time |
[1094.22 --> 1094.68] On this thing |
[1094.68 --> 1096.84] What's the secret |
[1096.84 --> 1097.96] Are you kidding |
[1097.96 --> 1098.58] With analog watches |
[1098.58 --> 1099.22] I don't know |
[1099.22 --> 1099.74] What this means |
[1099.74 --> 1101.24] It's two lines down |
[1101.24 --> 1102.74] Two lines down o'clock |
[1102.74 --> 1103.68] I get to go home |
[1103.68 --> 1108.52] Digital age |
[1108.52 --> 1110.34] Two lines down o'clock |
[1110.34 --> 1111.64] You know |
[1111.64 --> 1112.20] Okay |
[1112.20 --> 1112.82] I'll confess |
[1112.82 --> 1114.54] That reading analog time |
[1114.54 --> 1116.18] Is not my forte either |
[1116.18 --> 1117.60] I'm really slow at it |
[1117.60 --> 1118.62] Like you're counting by fives |
[1118.62 --> 1119.34] And you're staring at it |
[1119.34 --> 1120.52] I'm super slow at it |
[1120.52 --> 1121.16] Like I can |
[1121.16 --> 1122.40] Obviously I can do it |
[1122.40 --> 1123.76] But it takes me a minute |
[1123.76 --> 1124.80] It's a form of muscle memory |
[1124.80 --> 1125.84] It's um |
[1125.84 --> 1126.80] And you know what |
[1126.80 --> 1127.24] It's funny |
[1127.24 --> 1128.00] Because I think |
[1128.00 --> 1129.26] I'm probably not the only one |
[1129.26 --> 1130.66] Like you remember |
[1130.66 --> 1131.70] It wasn't that long ago |
[1131.70 --> 1132.28] Windows |
[1132.28 --> 1134.72] Had an analog clock |
[1134.72 --> 1135.40] When you clicked |
[1135.40 --> 1136.14] Oh that's funny |
[1136.14 --> 1136.84] We're in the way |
[1136.84 --> 1137.36] There we go |
[1137.36 --> 1138.80] Had an analog clock |
[1138.80 --> 1139.46] When you clicked |
[1139.46 --> 1140.54] The time |
[1140.54 --> 1141.48] In the bottom right corner |
[1141.48 --> 1142.22] No thank you |
[1142.22 --> 1143.16] Whereas now |
[1143.16 --> 1145.60] They went digital with it |
[1145.60 --> 1146.18] Because I think |
[1146.18 --> 1146.98] This is just a |
[1146.98 --> 1147.66] A skill |
[1147.66 --> 1148.82] Like driving manual |
[1148.82 --> 1150.12] That's fading |
[1150.12 --> 1150.98] From our |
[1150.98 --> 1151.78] Collective |
[1151.78 --> 1154.36] Well it's |
[1154.36 --> 1156.32] You could learn |
[1156.32 --> 1157.02] As a toddler |
[1157.02 --> 1157.74] To read that |
[1157.74 --> 1158.56] Way earlier |
[1158.56 --> 1160.02] Than an analog watch |
[1160.02 --> 1160.88] There's no secret to it |
[1160.88 --> 1161.36] If you know |
[1161.36 --> 1161.80] What the number |
[1161.80 --> 1162.56] Looks like |
[1162.56 --> 1162.98] Then you know |
[1162.98 --> 1163.36] How to say |
[1163.36 --> 1164.04] Just say it aloud |
[1164.04 --> 1164.92] Yes and no |
[1164.92 --> 1165.18] I mean |
[1165.18 --> 1165.44] 532 |
[1165.44 --> 1166.08] Okay no |
[1166.08 --> 1166.98] Time is a little bit |
[1166.98 --> 1168.10] Complicated for little kids |
[1168.10 --> 1169.04] As someone who has |
[1169.04 --> 1169.66] A little kid |
[1169.66 --> 1171.28] And has |
[1171.28 --> 1172.06] So |
[1172.06 --> 1172.56] Man |
[1172.56 --> 1173.76] Are you mansplaining me? |
[1173.84 --> 1175.06] I used to be a little kid |
[1175.06 --> 1176.44] I know how it goes |
[1176.44 --> 1178.40] Dadsplaining |
[1178.40 --> 1178.68] Okay |
[1178.68 --> 1180.12] I'm just joking |
[1180.12 --> 1180.72] Go ahead please |
[1180.72 --> 1182.22] The word mansplaining |
[1182.22 --> 1183.46] Is banned |
[1183.46 --> 1184.40] From the WAN show |
[1184.40 --> 1185.40] As of this moment |
[1185.40 --> 1186.48] Because there's two men talking |
[1186.48 --> 1187.32] So it's |
[1187.32 --> 1189.38] No that's not why it's banned |
[1189.38 --> 1190.10] It's banned because |
[1190.10 --> 1190.78] It's ridiculous |
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