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[2379.00 --> 2380.00] The bell pepper. |
[2380.00 --> 2382.00] No, the Carolina Reaper pepper. |
[2382.00 --> 2389.00] So use offer code LTT and get 10% off over at savagejerky.com. |
[2389.00 --> 2391.00] Now let's go back to our straw poll. |
[2391.00 --> 2394.00] I am really interested to see these results. |
[2394.00 --> 2397.00] I'm betting on don't fix it. |
[2397.00 --> 2398.00] Fix it! |
[2398.00 --> 2399.00] No! |
[2399.00 --> 2400.00] Wow! |
[2400.00 --> 2401.00] Sweet! |
[2401.00 --> 2402.00] Okay. |
[2402.00 --> 2404.00] So you're with them, right? |
[2404.00 --> 2409.00] Yeah, I think if they refresh it, they should just use the same joystick mechanism they use |
[2409.00 --> 2411.00] in like a GameCube controller, for example. |
[2411.00 --> 2412.00] Interesting. |
[2412.00 --> 2420.00] Even though, you know, if you're firing up some perfect dark or whatever, it might be a slightly different experience. |
[2420.00 --> 2423.00] I would hope. |
[2423.00 --> 2428.00] I have never like side by side AB tested this, but I would hope that a fresh 64 controller, |
[2428.00 --> 2434.00] the feel of that joystick is similar to like a normal PlayStation or GameCube or Xbox controllers joystick. |
[2434.00 --> 2436.00] So do you think that's true? |
[2436.00 --> 2437.00] It was pretty loose from the beginning. |
[2437.00 --> 2438.00] No. |
[2438.00 --> 2440.00] When you got a new snappy one, it was like, yes! |
[2440.00 --> 2444.00] When you got like get one for your birthday or something like that. |
[2444.00 --> 2448.00] But how they degraded so poorly over time, it was sometimes unplayable. |
[2448.00 --> 2450.00] And if you're player four, you always got that one. |
[2450.00 --> 2452.00] And then you had to buy another one. |
[2452.00 --> 2455.00] And like, if they could just avoid that whole thing again, that'd be great. |
[2455.00 --> 2457.00] James, tell me something. |
[2457.00 --> 2458.00] Tell me about your childhood. |
[2458.00 --> 2459.00] Mm. |
[2459.00 --> 2461.00] Were you player four? |
[2461.00 --> 2465.00] Do you look, if you don't want to talk about it, buddy, it's okay. |
[2465.00 --> 2467.00] But were you player four? |
[2469.00 --> 2470.00] Sometimes. |
[2470.00 --> 2474.00] I had two friends who are exceptionally good gamers. |
[2474.00 --> 2479.00] And, uh, I got slayed every single time at Smash Bros. and GoldenEye. |
[2479.00 --> 2481.00] But I was good at Perfect Dark. |
[2481.00 --> 2482.00] Okay. |
[2482.00 --> 2485.00] So that, that's a big load of bull crap. |
[2485.00 --> 2487.00] Oh, someone mixed them up again! |
[2487.00 --> 2488.00] Ha ha ha ha! |
[2488.00 --> 2489.00] Ha ha ha ha! |
[2489.00 --> 2490.00] Twas I! |
[2491.00 --> 2492.00] Not, not actually. |
[2492.00 --> 2493.00] Mm. |
[2493.00 --> 2494.00] That's a really tasty one, actually. |
[2494.00 --> 2495.00] Now I don't even know what I'm eating though. |
[2495.00 --> 2496.00] Dang it. |
[2496.00 --> 2497.00] They're all good. |
[2497.00 --> 2500.00] So, my friend, you know what? |
[2500.00 --> 2502.00] I'm gonna use his name. |
[2502.00 --> 2503.00] Because he's a dick. |
[2503.00 --> 2505.00] Um, and he deserves it. |
[2506.00 --> 2511.00] So my friend Tyson in high school, this guy would have me over to his house. |
[2511.00 --> 2512.00] Guy had a PlayStation 1. |
[2512.00 --> 2513.00] I've been to that house. |
[2513.00 --> 2514.00] Had a PlayStation 2. |
[2514.00 --> 2515.00] Oh yeah, right. |
[2515.00 --> 2517.00] That's the Camping Battle Station's house. |
[2517.00 --> 2518.00] Mm-hmm. |
[2518.00 --> 2519.00] Okay. |
[2519.00 --> 2521.00] So guys got a PlayStation 1, got a PlayStation 2. |
[2521.00 --> 2523.00] I was living with my mom. |
[2523.00 --> 2526.00] We didn't own a game console at all. |
[2527.00 --> 2528.00] Computer, yes. |
[2528.00 --> 2529.00] Game console, no. |
[2529.00 --> 2530.00] Um. |
[2530.00 --> 2532.00] Don't you have like six brothers and sisters? |
[2532.00 --> 2533.00] Yeah. |
[2533.00 --> 2534.00] And you shared one PC? |
[2534.00 --> 2535.00] Yes. |
[2536.00 --> 2537.00] I was the nerd though. |
[2537.00 --> 2539.00] Like, no one else really wanted to use it that much. |
[2539.00 --> 2541.00] Until my, until my little sister discovered Habbo Hotel. |
[2541.00 --> 2542.00] You guys wouldn't like this. |
[2542.00 --> 2544.00] Oh, I loved Habbo Hotel for a time. |
[2544.00 --> 2545.00] Terrible. |
[2545.00 --> 2546.00] Anyway. |
[2546.00 --> 2550.00] So, I, um, so, so I go over to his house all the time. |
[2550.00 --> 2551.00] He's got PlayStations. |
[2551.00 --> 2553.00] I got no console at all. |
[2553.00 --> 2558.00] This guy, he sits and plays Tekken, like, all the time. |
[2558.00 --> 2562.00] And like, what was that, um, what was that, uh, car game? |
[2562.00 --> 2563.00] That, uh, Twisted Metal. |
[2563.00 --> 2564.00] Twisted Metal, Tekken. |
[2564.00 --> 2565.00] Oh hell yeah. |
[2565.00 --> 2567.00] Okay, so he plays these games all the time. |
[2567.00 --> 2571.00] I show up, I'm clearly already at a disadvantage. |
[2571.00 --> 2573.00] Because I barely play them. |
[2573.00 --> 2576.00] I only play when I'm over at his house, and like, with him. |
[2576.00 --> 2582.00] So he clearly has, my, if my experience is X, he clearly has X plus Y. |
[2582.00 --> 2583.00] X. |
[2583.00 --> 2584.00] Yeah. |
[2584.00 --> 2586.00] And he's a big nerd, so I'm pretty sure he was, Y is quite large. |
[2586.00 --> 2591.00] Um, and he gives me, not just a worn out controller. |
[2591.00 --> 2597.00] He gives me this like, total bitch mode, like, third party controller. |
[2597.00 --> 2599.00] Ah, like a Madcats or something. |
[2599.00 --> 2601.00] With an, no, not even a Madcats. |
[2601.00 --> 2602.00] No, not even. |
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