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[2602.00 --> 2603.00] Dollar store.
[2603.00 --> 2604.00] Like the brand.
[2604.00 --> 2605.00] Broke dick, Bush League.
[2605.00 --> 2606.00] Doesn't exist.
[2606.00 --> 2610.00] Okay, not only that, but it has the analog stick broken off.
[2610.00 --> 2612.00] What do you mean broken off?
[2612.00 --> 2614.00] So one of the analog sticks is a stump.
[2614.00 --> 2619.00] And the entire thing is like, the least, like, it's like this wide.
[2619.00 --> 2622.00] And my hands, like, even now my hands couldn't fit on it.
[2622.00 --> 2627.00] You're talking about PS1, where analog was optional, the default control didn't have sticks.
[2627.00 --> 2628.00] I don't remember.
[2628.00 --> 2629.00] Yeah, it must be PS2 then.
[2629.00 --> 2630.00] Because Twisted Metal.
[2630.00 --> 2631.00] Must be PS2 then.
[2631.00 --> 2637.00] The point is, he makes me use this bitch controller because he doesn't want to invest in another
[2637.00 --> 2639.00] Playstation controller, which I get.
[2639.00 --> 2640.00] He's a child.
[2640.00 --> 2641.00] He should give me the good one.
[2641.00 --> 2645.00] And he was not a child, he was like 13.
[2645.00 --> 2646.00] Did he have a paper route?
[2646.00 --> 2647.00] Well, no.
[2647.00 --> 2648.00] Like, did he have a job?
[2648.00 --> 2650.00] No, but he should give me the good controller.
[2650.00 --> 2652.00] Alright, but he can't invest.
[2652.00 --> 2655.00] Investing when you're a kid is like, my birthday is here.
[2655.00 --> 2657.00] He should still give me the better controller.
[2657.00 --> 2662.00] I'm a guest in his house, and I suck at the game, he should play with the crappy controller.
[2662.00 --> 2663.00] That's an adult perspective.
[2663.00 --> 2665.00] As a kid, you're basically a little animal.
[2665.00 --> 2666.00] Well.
[2666.00 --> 2668.00] And it's way of the road.
[2668.00 --> 2669.00] But yeah.
[2669.00 --> 2671.00] Get nerfed.
[2671.00 --> 2677.00] Do you think, when you played Bond, Goldeneye, when you choose your characters, obviously you
[2677.00 --> 2680.00] have an advantage if you're Oddjob, because he's really small and people have to crouch
[2680.00 --> 2684.00] to hit him or aim down, and aiming down sucked, because it only had one joystick.
[2684.00 --> 2689.00] Do you think, other than Oddjob, that the characters that you chose in Goldeneye were actually balanced,
[2689.00 --> 2692.00] or that Bond had just a slight edge?
[2692.00 --> 2696.00] Bond had one more health bar, or was a little faster.
[2696.00 --> 2697.00] Do you think Bond was different?
[2697.00 --> 2698.00] Bond was different.
[2698.00 --> 2699.00] Only one of my friends had Goldeneye.
[2699.00 --> 2701.00] You get better friends, man.
[2701.00 --> 2702.00] Yeah, I know.
[2702.00 --> 2705.00] One of my friends had Goldeneye, and I didn't go over to his house very much.
[2705.00 --> 2708.00] And as you know, I didn't own any consoles during that time.
[2708.00 --> 2709.00] Straw poll.
[2709.00 --> 2713.00] So, well no, I actually am straw polling a far more important question.
[2713.00 --> 2716.00] Should the guest get the better controller?
[2716.00 --> 2717.00] This is far more important.
[2717.00 --> 2718.00] Not if you want to win.
[2718.00 --> 2719.00] If you're the host.
[2719.00 --> 2722.00] No, of course you're going to win anyway.
[2722.00 --> 2727.00] Like, I went through this with Luke, when Mario Kart launched for the Wii U.
[2727.00 --> 2730.00] And we played it together, like, once.
[2730.00 --> 2732.00] Like, pretty early on, I think.
[2732.00 --> 2735.00] And then, the guy's like, playing it constantly.
[2735.00 --> 2739.00] And he goes and he pulls this whole telling himself that he's unlocking all the characters.
[2739.00 --> 2741.00] And everyone should be grateful.
[2741.00 --> 2743.00] But then you can't play with him.
[2743.00 --> 2747.00] Because he's one of those hopeless people that plays, like, party games by themselves.
[2747.00 --> 2750.00] So they can kick everybody's butt at the party.
[2750.00 --> 2751.00] That's not fun.
[2751.00 --> 2752.00] That's not a party.
[2752.00 --> 2753.00] Mmm.
[2753.00 --> 2756.00] The best party gaming experience.
[2756.00 --> 2760.00] The best party gaming experience has come when nobody is good at the game.
[2760.00 --> 2761.00] Yeah.
[2761.00 --> 2764.00] When everybody's playing some crap game that nobody ever heard of.
[2764.00 --> 2768.00] I once won a Mario Party competition at a real party.
[2768.00 --> 2771.00] And it was the Mario Party game where you have to shake the pop.
[2771.00 --> 2773.00] Did you get invited to real parties much?
[2773.00 --> 2775.00] This one, you gotta shake the Wii most like this.
[2775.00 --> 2776.00] It's funny he called it a real party.
[2776.00 --> 2777.00] That's sad.
[2777.00 --> 2779.00] It was a real party because it was hosted by girls.
[2779.00 --> 2780.00] It was a real party.
[2780.00 --> 2781.00] It was real.
[2781.00 --> 2782.00] This is why it was real.
[2782.00 --> 2784.00] It was in college, won.
[2784.00 --> 2786.00] It was in residence, no parents.
[2786.00 --> 2787.00] It was hosted by women.
[2787.00 --> 2791.00] And because at the end of the tournament, it was me against a girl.
[2791.00 --> 2792.00] And I won.
[2792.00 --> 2794.00] The whole time throughout the tournament I was using my right hand.
[2794.00 --> 2795.00] I'm left handed.
[2795.00 --> 2796.00] Took her out.
[2796.00 --> 2798.00] Special weapon.
[2798.00 --> 2801.00] So you princess bride-ed her.
[2801.00 --> 2802.00] Boom.
[2802.00 --> 2804.00] If she beat all the guys at that...
[2804.00 --> 2805.00] Wait, do you not get the reference?
[2805.00 --> 2806.00] I've seen the movie.
[2806.00 --> 2807.00] No, no, no, no, no.
[2807.00 --> 2811.00] This is how you feel when I do Wayne's World of references.
[2811.00 --> 2812.00] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[2812.00 --> 2813.00] He does this every Friday.
[2813.00 --> 2817.00] You can't have seen The Princess Bride.
[2817.00 --> 2823.00] The Princess Bride is a fundamental cornerstone of our culture.
[2823.00 --> 2827.00] You, okay, you're three or four years older than me.