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[2067.18 --> 2068.02] Capitalism works.
[2068.12 --> 2069.40] That's not what I would do.
[2069.50 --> 2069.78] Right.
[2069.84 --> 2072.22] And that's not what anyone else would do.
[2072.30 --> 2072.76] Because that's...
[2072.76 --> 2075.76] What I'm kind of confused about is what is the...
[2075.76 --> 2077.78] What is it in it for the FCC?
[2078.86 --> 2079.70] It's the FCC, right?
[2079.80 --> 2079.90] Yeah.
[2079.98 --> 2082.60] What's in it for them by making this ruling?
[2082.74 --> 2085.88] Because obviously it's good for the ISPs.
[2087.48 --> 2090.60] But what is the government's interest in doing this?
[2090.64 --> 2094.28] This is where the rabbit hole, quite frankly, goes a lot deeper than I'm familiar with.
[2094.28 --> 2101.48] Because it's like I don't know the intricacies of the way that all of these agencies interact with each other.
[2101.98 --> 2105.26] And there's a lot of people that I kind of...
[2105.26 --> 2107.28] I look at what they're doing and I go...
[2108.10 --> 2112.92] What's motivating you to say the things you're saying right now?
[2113.04 --> 2115.44] Or do the things you're doing right now?
[2115.86 --> 2117.94] Like, are there pictures of you?
[2118.12 --> 2119.32] Like, with goats?
[2119.32 --> 2120.32] Like...
[2121.32 --> 2124.58] Like, I mean, very compromising.
[2125.24 --> 2127.56] Very compromising photographs, you know?
[2128.70 --> 2129.10] Yeah.
[2129.84 --> 2130.64] Like, naked.
[2131.34 --> 2134.70] You know, like shaved goats and, like, whipped cream all over the place.
[2134.80 --> 2135.48] Like, I just...
[2135.48 --> 2140.32] Look, man, if somebody wants to hang out with whipped cream and goats, that's fine, you know?
[2140.82 --> 2143.54] As long as everything's consensual, you know what I mean?
[2143.54 --> 2144.18] I just...
[2144.18 --> 2149.30] I look at the things that these people say and the things they do and I go...
[2149.32 --> 2151.76] Do you love hanging out with goats?
[2151.88 --> 2155.88] You know, you've got an education from Harvard or Princeton or whatever.
[2156.22 --> 2163.74] Presumably basic, fundamental, like, using your noggin a little bit was part of the curriculum there.
[2164.64 --> 2167.92] So clearly, you don't actually believe what you're saying.
[2168.64 --> 2172.76] So what are we doing here, you know?
[2173.12 --> 2174.80] Like, how are we doing this?
[2174.82 --> 2175.92] People are flawed, Linus.
[2176.90 --> 2177.42] Anyway.
[2177.88 --> 2178.80] We should probably move on.
[2178.88 --> 2179.82] Yeah, why don't we move on?
[2179.90 --> 2180.94] Why don't we do some...
[2180.94 --> 2183.36] Speaking of getting paid, sponsor spots.
[2183.40 --> 2184.26] Oh, right.
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[2237.20 --> 2237.96] Okay, I will.
[2238.04 --> 2242.12] I actually don't know if you've twisted Yvonne's arm into doing all the work for you, but if
[2242.12 --> 2244.26] you are actually doing all this stuff yourself, you might want to look into it.
[2244.26 --> 2244.78] I, yeah.
[2244.78 --> 2246.50] Uh, okay, I will.
[2247.78 --> 2251.36] Speaking of things to look into, honey.
[2251.84 --> 2256.90] For those of you who don't know what honey is, it's a delicious syrup that you can pour
[2256.90 --> 2259.58] on pretty much anything, and it'll make it sweet and yummy.
[2260.02 --> 2260.38] Wasps make it.
[2260.40 --> 2261.28] No, it's a free...
[2261.28 --> 2262.30] No, they don't.
[2262.62 --> 2262.72] Huh?
[2263.22 --> 2263.66] Wasps?
[2264.66 --> 2264.86] What?
[2265.14 --> 2266.30] Wasps don't make honey.
[2267.22 --> 2268.02] Bees make honey.
[2268.02 --> 2268.86] Are you serious?
[2268.86 --> 2269.90] They look like they would.
[2269.90 --> 2271.00] Are you serious right now?
[2271.00 --> 2272.00] You thought...
[2272.00 --> 2273.20] No, I think actually...
[2273.20 --> 2274.76] That was a joke, but I think wasps do make honey.
[2274.78 --> 2277.14] They don't make their own type of honey, but it's not very good.
[2280.62 --> 2287.54] Wasps steal honey in large amounts if they can get access to a beehive, but they are carnivores
[2287.54 --> 2287.94] feeding on larvae...
[2287.94 --> 2289.84] What do their babies eat if they don't make honey?
[2289.92 --> 2291.80] Feeding on larvae and small insects.
[2292.54 --> 2296.52] For those of you that don't know what honey is, but for the actual, what the honey sponsor
[2296.52 --> 2297.16] thing is...
[2297.16 --> 2297.82] Wasps...
[2297.82 --> 2298.76] Stop backpedaling.
[2298.96 --> 2300.88] Wasps do not, in fact, store anything.
[2300.88 --> 2301.60] So they don't...