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[340.76 --> 341.02] Yep.
[341.24 --> 342.30] In fairness to your chair.
[342.48 --> 342.66] Yep.
[342.98 --> 343.38] I mean,
[343.54 --> 343.68] I,
[344.24 --> 344.86] but to like,
[344.96 --> 345.56] to compensate,
[345.74 --> 347.02] said I was looking straight at my monitor.
[347.18 --> 349.60] I basically sat like this for four years.
[349.72 --> 350.76] And then recently,
[350.76 --> 352.32] went to physio,
[352.54 --> 353.24] and he was like,
[353.46 --> 353.94] wow,
[354.28 --> 355.18] you need a new chair.
[355.36 --> 355.94] You're an idiot.
[356.20 --> 356.56] So,
[356.92 --> 358.72] I decided to get a new chair,
[359.00 --> 360.12] did a whole bunch of research,
[360.34 --> 361.06] took like a month,
[361.06 --> 362.52] over a month for the chair to show up.
[362.66 --> 363.44] It's supposed to like,
[363.68 --> 365.60] keep you in a specific spot,
[365.70 --> 366.64] so that your spine is like,
[366.68 --> 367.34] correctly aligned.
[367.50 --> 368.22] It's not,
[368.22 --> 370.02] supposed to be super comfortable.
[370.42 --> 371.94] It's supposed to keep you in the right spot.
[372.00 --> 372.18] Right.
[372.26 --> 373.12] It's kind of like,
[373.46 --> 374.52] a racing chair,
[374.86 --> 375.28] except,
[375.28 --> 376.78] not for a car.
[377.18 --> 377.36] So,
[377.40 --> 378.22] it actually makes sense.
[378.28 --> 378.40] So,
[378.46 --> 380.12] for going fast on your computer.
[380.30 --> 380.58] Yeah.
[382.08 --> 382.48] Anyways,
[382.86 --> 383.46] the expected,
[383.46 --> 386.12] the expected delivery date,
[386.42 --> 386.98] was,
[387.58 --> 387.98] uh,
[388.14 --> 389.12] August 6th.
[389.54 --> 390.12] You might notice,
[390.20 --> 391.38] it is not that day yet.
[391.72 --> 392.78] I have had the chair,
[392.98 --> 393.68] for a while.
[394.26 --> 394.70] Um,
[394.82 --> 395.26] on,
[395.54 --> 397.10] I believe the 31st,
[397.10 --> 397.66] or the 30th,
[397.68 --> 398.76] I don't remember if it was this Monday,
[398.80 --> 399.32] or this Tuesday,
[399.68 --> 400.84] I went out to get some lunch.
[400.84 --> 402.82] I had finished a relatively major milestone.
[402.96 --> 403.14] You know,
[403.24 --> 403.60] I was like,
[403.64 --> 403.88] you know what,
[403.88 --> 404.20] I'm gonna,
[404.40 --> 406.52] I'm gonna reward myself with a booster juice.
[406.74 --> 407.04] So,
[407.10 --> 407.88] I decided to go outside,
[407.92 --> 408.50] and get some boosters.
[408.74 --> 409.68] That's expensive,
[409.82 --> 410.04] yo.
[410.44 --> 411.56] Booster juice is not that cheap.
[411.58 --> 412.68] It costs as much as a meal,
[412.80 --> 413.76] but then you have to like,
[413.78 --> 414.06] It's like $4.
[414.50 --> 414.74] Yeah.
[414.82 --> 415.14] Yeah,
[415.18 --> 416.02] I don't get them that often,
[416.12 --> 416.56] but I was like,
[416.64 --> 416.96] yeah,
[417.06 --> 417.32] I'm gonna,
[417.46 --> 417.76] this is,
[417.82 --> 418.24] this is good.
[418.32 --> 418.84] I was very happy.
[418.84 --> 419.30] More than $4.
[419.62 --> 420.16] I was very happy.
[420.22 --> 420.42] Anyway,
[420.52 --> 421.24] carry on with your story,
[421.24 --> 422.98] while I look at booster juices menu.
[423.14 --> 423.84] It's really expensive.
[424.38 --> 425.36] I go walk outside,
[425.66 --> 426.48] as I'm walking outside,
[426.54 --> 426.80] I was like,
[426.88 --> 427.04] whoa,
[427.10 --> 429.22] there's a giant cardboard box in the lawn.
[429.32 --> 429.82] That's weird.
[430.16 --> 431.10] And I just keep walking,
[431.24 --> 431.80] and then I'm like,
[432.08 --> 433.06] I should probably like,
[433.20 --> 433.98] bring that inside,
[434.08 --> 434.84] just in case it's like,
[434.90 --> 435.76] my upstairs neighbors.
[436.36 --> 436.86] And I go,
[437.00 --> 437.82] and I look at it closer,
[437.94 --> 439.08] and I see Herman Miller,
[439.74 --> 440.80] plastered on the side of it.