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[440.86 --> 441.12] And I'm like, |
[441.66 --> 442.14] what? |
[442.68 --> 443.94] They just left it on the lawn? |
[444.08 --> 445.78] They just left it on the lawn. |
[446.26 --> 447.88] No notification text message, |
[448.04 --> 449.16] no notification email. |
[449.38 --> 450.48] I had no idea. |
[450.72 --> 452.34] I still have no idea, |
[452.34 --> 453.38] how long it was sitting there. |
[453.54 --> 454.28] When I moved it, |
[454.34 --> 455.28] there was very much, |
[455.34 --> 456.46] an impression in the grass. |
[456.68 --> 457.96] So it had been sitting there for, |
[457.96 --> 458.88] a while, |
[459.62 --> 460.72] possibly all night, |
[461.02 --> 462.72] because sometimes I don't leave my house for a while. |
[463.28 --> 465.74] So I have no clue how long it was there. |
[466.88 --> 468.02] Super expensive chair, |
[468.24 --> 469.80] big logo on the side of the box, |
[469.98 --> 471.30] just left in the front lawn, |
[471.70 --> 472.88] for who knows how long. |
[472.94 --> 473.94] No notification that it was there, |
[474.14 --> 474.34] nothing. |
[474.42 --> 474.96] They didn't knock, |
[475.14 --> 475.82] they didn't leave a notice, |
[476.12 --> 476.38] they didn't, |
[476.78 --> 477.36] nothing happened. |
[478.12 --> 479.78] So I'm immediately pissed off. |
[480.76 --> 482.52] I bring it inside, |
[482.92 --> 483.92] I go get my food, |
[484.00 --> 484.52] I come back, |
[484.74 --> 485.62] I go to open it. |
[485.86 --> 486.36] First of all, |
[486.36 --> 486.90] there's like, |
[487.18 --> 488.70] it's the worst cardboard box, |
[489.38 --> 490.08] as the outer shell, |
[490.16 --> 491.02] that I've like ever seen. |
[491.44 --> 492.62] And there's like rips, |
[492.80 --> 493.82] where the handles were, |
[493.92 --> 494.86] because the guy's handling it. |
[494.90 --> 495.10] And like, |
[495.12 --> 495.98] I don't even blame them, |
[496.36 --> 497.70] because if you try to pick it up, |
[497.74 --> 498.26] it just rips, |
[498.46 --> 499.70] because it's just a terrible cardboard box. |
[499.88 --> 499.96] Right. |
[500.04 --> 500.84] But I'm thinking in my head like, |
[500.92 --> 501.04] oh, |
[501.14 --> 503.12] there'll be an internal carton, |
[503.16 --> 503.28] right? |
[503.28 --> 503.74] No big deal. |
[503.94 --> 504.62] I open that up, |
[504.80 --> 505.02] nope. |
[505.32 --> 506.92] Not only is there no internal carton, |
[506.98 --> 508.82] that is literally the entire box for the chair, |
[508.96 --> 511.18] there's also zero packing foam, |
[511.32 --> 513.64] or protection of any form at all, |
[513.64 --> 514.66] in the entire box. |
[514.66 --> 515.88] So it's just the chair, |
[516.08 --> 516.82] just sitting there. |
[516.82 --> 517.34] Just rattling around in the box. |
[517.34 --> 519.12] I was able to turn it around, |
[519.34 --> 521.02] while it was inside the box, |
[521.20 --> 522.74] just because I wanted to kind of, |
[523.00 --> 523.58] try it out, |
[523.62 --> 524.36] and see how it goes. |
[525.22 --> 525.52] Like, |
[525.54 --> 527.60] it was actually the worst unboxing experience, |
[527.70 --> 528.66] that I have ever had. |
[529.12 --> 530.08] That same day, |
[530.14 --> 530.44] I like, |
[530.52 --> 531.82] opened up a box for a mouse, |
[531.92 --> 532.34] and was like, |
[532.42 --> 532.62] wow, |
[532.74 --> 534.30] this is a way better experience, |
[534.44 --> 535.48] than the ludicrously, |
[536.20 --> 536.94] obscenely, |
[537.48 --> 538.80] illogically expensive chair, |
[538.92 --> 539.60] that I just bought. |
[539.60 --> 542.44] I was so mad. |
[542.72 --> 543.94] It's fine. |
[544.22 --> 544.68] It like, |
[544.76 --> 546.22] creaks when you move around. |
[546.68 --> 548.46] It's mostly made out of plastic. |
[549.08 --> 549.22] Like, |
[549.28 --> 550.08] it's really, |
[550.90 --> 551.16] like, |
[551.24 --> 553.04] the ergonomic chair market, |
[553.28 --> 554.20] is insane. |
[554.54 --> 554.76] Like, |
[554.88 --> 556.22] if we want to open another business, |
[556.28 --> 558.04] we should just make ergonomic chairs. |
[558.28 --> 559.20] Because you can just charge, |
[559.38 --> 560.34] a billion percent, |
[560.78 --> 562.00] on what it costs to make it. |
[562.08 --> 562.28] Yeah. |
[562.46 --> 563.96] And everyone's just clamoring all over you, |
[563.98 --> 565.80] because they're all generally terrible. |
[566.02 --> 567.78] It also doesn't really feel that great. |
[568.40 --> 568.64] Like, |
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