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[2567.70 --> 2576.26] it's a joke it is a super le joke yeah so this this is this is the thing i've been looking at |
[2576.26 --> 2585.20] that's a nice looking and by looking at i mean drooling over oh it's so beautiful um don't don't |
[2585.20 --> 2591.14] look at don't look at this wow don't look at that kind of thing okay um let's see i'm just trying to |
[2591.14 --> 2598.00] remember the range yeah okay so the 20 kilowatt hour battery pack is 160 to 100 and uh yeah 100 miles |
[2598.00 --> 2604.12] range at highway speed but there's different battery pack options so they're probably talking about this |
[2604.12 --> 2608.50] i love how you knew that the basic yeah no i i knew there were different batteries a couple things i still |
[2608.50 --> 2613.94] don't like it's pretty heavy it's significantly heavier than mine battery packs i'm assuming |
[2613.94 --> 2620.28] yeah it's probably mostly on the batteries but so okay i haven't actually pitched this to the wife |
[2620.28 --> 2626.42] yet but let me let me try something out on you and see how it goes okay first i need to know though |
[2626.42 --> 2631.92] yes because this would be important for her as well for sure are you selling your bike |
[2631.92 --> 2636.52] sure i'll sell my bike i don't really have anywhere to keep it and are are you then not replacing the |
[2636.52 --> 2643.18] car oh no i'm i'll replace the car so you're gonna get this and a car okay just just shut up shut up |
[2643.18 --> 2648.02] okay she's gonna hold on hold on yeah yeah yeah okay so let's ask you things so so pretty much |
[2648.02 --> 2655.18] everyone and their dog has been like you're a tech guy get a model s that's boring okay right well |
[2655.18 --> 2660.04] that's kind actually that's kind of my response to that because the funny thing about the super civic |
[2660.04 --> 2669.82] is that it's horrible but if your car is supposed to be a reflection of something about you like your |
[2669.82 --> 2677.30] car does say something about you the super civic for better or for worse is the linus mobile so you |
[2677.30 --> 2683.44] want something rolling fast and electric because you're super fast no no no that's no no it's not |
[2683.44 --> 2687.30] that it's not that i just mean i mean it's been it's been this is a reflection of your personality |
[2687.30 --> 2690.78] been hard for no no i'm not talking about this right now i just mean it's been hard for me to |
[2690.78 --> 2697.98] replace the super civic for multiple reasons one i hate car shopping yeah two it really is such a it |
[2697.98 --> 2704.72] is such a perfect fit for me not now but it was it was before it got a little too far now it's too |
[2704.72 --> 2711.60] much it was the soup it was the zero f's mobile yeah super practical yeah reliable cheap cheap |
[2711.60 --> 2716.98] standard super cheap standard everything even windows yeah that i wasn't a fan of no the windows |
[2716.98 --> 2723.38] are okay no ac was a problem though yeah um it's getting worse every year it's really bad metal heat |
[2723.38 --> 2729.38] wave recently it sucked um anyway so it's been like the me mobile and it's been hard to find something |
[2729.38 --> 2736.06] that says anything about me a model s doesn't no that's my issue with the model s yeah the model s |
[2736.06 --> 2740.32] says absolutely nothing about linus sebastian the person other than oh you're a tech guy i get a model s |
[2740.32 --> 2747.20] i'm like okay it's also really expensive it's also really expensive but but based on that |
[2747.20 --> 2752.16] everyone's telling me to buy a model s i figure people won't be like mad if i say look i haven't |
[2752.16 --> 2756.74] replaced my car in 10 years i'm getting a model s do you think people would resent that i don't think |
[2756.74 --> 2762.26] people would be mad i don't think it works for you i think it's ludicrously expensive okay okay so |
[2762.26 --> 2768.56] so let's assume that people you know and there's no right to repair on model s's on tesla i've heard a |
[2768.56 --> 2773.82] about this recently oh right to repair on this is like like tesla and right to repair are like not |
[2773.82 --> 2778.66] friends which this is i've very recently heard about this but that's not a that's not so i'm |
[2778.66 --> 2782.16] gonna pitch something here i'm gonna pitch something here for the cost of one model s |
[2782.16 --> 2791.34] i could get a clarity plug-in hybrid and you're for the daily commute and a super bike that doesn't |
[2791.34 --> 2796.98] mean you're supposed to spend that much money it means that i could but it doesn't mean that you're |
[2796.98 --> 2803.36] supposed to and it would be the same as if i got a model s but you shouldn't have gotten a model s |
[2803.36 --> 2809.04] but i but you probably shouldn't do this okay i want to hear from twitch chat i need a second |
[2809.04 --> 2816.60] opinion of course they're gonna tell you a second opinion second opinion um okay okay people are |
[2816.60 --> 2824.84] like mkbhd got a model s that makes a lot of sense don't know about linus um okay um i could |
[2824.84 --> 2832.34] but am i gonna super bike means midlife crisis dude dude dude what okay vaughn can i pitch you |
[2832.34 --> 2839.88] something this is really important okay so so okay we need a straw poll no no you gotta you gotta |
[2839.88 --> 2844.50] come on land show for a minute here can you can you straw poll it up okay so i i give her my seat |
[2844.50 --> 2849.62] no no no no no she can just she can come she can come sit with me we're we're we're good friends |
[2849.62 --> 2855.28] here you guys hang out sometimes yeah we we can we're not afraid of a little bit of physical contact |
[2855.28 --> 2861.00] made three babies you know okay ow all the keys in my pocket are killing my thigh you're why are you |
[2861.00 --> 2866.00] still so bad at this what killing my killing my lap actually i also have a keyboard in my pocket that's |
[2866.00 --> 2871.96] not okay okay okay okay okay okay i need to i need to reach the thing okay so i'm gonna what is |
[2871.96 --> 2875.60] the straw poll question i run something by you get it or don't get it because we don't want to tell |
[2875.60 --> 2883.14] her what's going on yet okay so model s um costs are we really i had the same reaction i had the same |
[2883.14 --> 2890.54] reaction just a second okay okay so the model s costs uh why is it why do they just put loan what |
[2890.54 --> 2896.14] what is what is the difference between lease and loan that's stupid like what is a what is a loan |
[2896.14 --> 2900.16] no a loan i think is when you get financing oh financing why don't they just say financing |
[2900.16 --> 2907.62] well that is what that means okay so a model s uh is anywhere from okay the federal tax credit this |
[2907.62 --> 2914.56] is u.s oh crap okay well whatever it's about 85 000 canadian plus whatever i mean i would there's |
[2914.56 --> 2919.06] no way i wouldn't get the autopilot upgrade and stuff like that so let's say about 80 to 90 000 canadian |
[2919.06 --> 2926.28] okay so would i be allowed to get a model s why i thought you didn't want a model that's not the |
[2926.28 --> 2928.92] point that's not the point you didn't want the model s you didn't want the model x okay |
[2928.92 --> 2935.66] so would i be allowed to get one i don't know it just has to make sense okay but could i could i |
[2935.66 --> 2937.54] make some kind of argument that that would make sense |
[2937.54 --> 2951.12] no what probably not actually okay why because it's not practical it's not really seat seven |
[2951.12 --> 2957.30] it's not really you seat seven a minivan seats how many people and costs a fraction of that |
[2957.30 --> 2966.46] okay yeah this much may be true okay um i mean okay so so from a practicality standpoint no but if |
[2966.46 --> 2970.48] it was just like i really want this okay you could probably make that argument okay i can make good |
[2970.48 --> 2976.92] good good good okay that's all i need that's all i need okay so now how about this how about a very |
[2976.92 --> 2985.52] practical car that costs half as much and a super bike that also costs half as much |
[2985.52 --> 2990.94] how about that you're not getting the super bike |
[2990.94 --> 2999.40] but it's a lightning zero to 60 in two seconds two seconds does that sound like a good thing for |
[2999.40 --> 3002.78] the father of your children don't want you to die we have life insurance now |
[3002.78 --> 3005.20] she said that's so excited |
[3005.20 --> 3013.12] all right thank you well it was worth a shot |
[3013.12 --> 3019.54] oh my goodness you know it's funny that was fantastic i would say i should just do it anyway |
[3019.54 --> 3024.32] oh i have to go don't i we all have to go actually okay i would say that i should just do it anyway |
[3024.32 --> 3030.34] but the cold hard truth is she completely controls all the money yeah i wouldn't be able to buy a |
[3030.34 --> 3034.80] hamburger without her knowing about it like it's actually a problem like i can't surprise her with |
[3034.80 --> 3042.02] a gift or anything because all the credit cards draw cash it's actually yeah but if i withdrew cash |
[3042.02 --> 3047.54] it would seem very unusual if it was any more than like 100 bucks here and there like i like to carry a |
[3047.54 --> 3052.68] little bit of cash because um a lot of places in richmond only take cash yeah but that's the only reason i |
[3052.68 --> 3058.78] carry cash so unless i like flipped something on craigslist recently i don't have a ton of i don't |
[3058.78 --> 3063.06] have a ton of cash on hand so if she saw like you know a few hundred dollars come out of the account |
[3063.06 --> 3067.44] she'd be like hey does someone have your card someone have your pin yeah like no no uh well what |
[3067.44 --> 3071.90] was this what was this withdrawal because it's literally her job like actually her job every day |
[3071.90 --> 3076.68] to keep track of all the money yeah no no it's not like a control freak thing she's just |
[3076.68 --> 3085.04] literally the financial officer of both our family and our company so yeah there'd be okay well |
[3085.04 --> 3089.06] let me let me see the straw poll can i at least see the straw poll results i haven't even seen it |
[3089.06 --> 3094.50] okay what's uh what's the url here is it case sensitive oh it's pretty close |
[3094.50 --> 3103.84] straw poll dot me slash what what do we got 162 yeah 063 yeah uh 67 okay let's have let's have a |
[3103.84 --> 3107.98] look here let's show the results with everybody let's get these in real time i mean i gotta vote |
[3107.98 --> 3113.30] i gotta vote right yeah like you know obama got to vote for himself so i should get to vote for myself |
[3113.30 --> 3120.14] get it vote okay let's have a have a look at these uh these here votes here there wow straw poll's got |
[3120.14 --> 3125.52] to work on that there thing they got wow someone in the someone in the building has already voted |
[3125.52 --> 3131.66] oh really did you vote yeah i voted oh okay so maybe it was oh did you not get to vote oh i'm sorry to |
[3131.66 --> 3142.02] hear that oh what a big bummer that is oh bummer uh so vaughn it looks like you were wrong 56 percent |
[3142.02 --> 3151.00] of people said do it yeah so i mean does a democratic society um you know my might makes |
[3151.00 --> 3156.86] right uh quantity and numbers uh okay that's it right that's it for the rancho thank you for |
[3156.86 --> 3160.58] watching and we'll see you again next week same bad times same bad channel that's not the argument |
[3160.58 --> 3161.46] you want right there |
[3161.46 --> 3171.84] oh boy what's an ae86 i got someone in someone in twitch chat it's a toyota trino 886 very legendary |
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