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[1993.84 --> 1994.98] Like, is this...
[1994.98 --> 1996.32] Do you even work for us?
[1998.48 --> 1999.54] Oh, boy.
[2001.42 --> 2002.30] Dot, dot, dot.
[2002.34 --> 2002.98] Dot, dot, dot.
[2003.42 --> 2006.54] Meanwhile, Luke's just been siphoning all the money.
[2007.04 --> 2007.26] Yeah.
[2007.26 --> 2010.50] And AJ's like, what?
[2010.56 --> 2011.10] There was money?
[2011.54 --> 2012.26] The float plane?
[2012.34 --> 2012.78] What's that?
[2015.02 --> 2015.70] All right.
[2015.82 --> 2016.50] So, okay.
[2016.58 --> 2016.90] Okay.
[2016.90 --> 2017.80] This roadmap.
[2018.32 --> 2024.18] So, apparently, in 2018, we are getting a 9700K, okay?
[2024.32 --> 2026.12] According to the roadmap leak.
[2026.12 --> 2034.94] And then, sometime in Q3 of 2018, there's going to be something called a 9900K, which is going
[2034.94 --> 2040.08] to be higher end than the existing Core i9s or something.
[2040.22 --> 2042.42] Someone in chat said, siphoning money to afford your chair.
[2042.80 --> 2046.32] Technically, I saved for four and a half years to buy that chair.
[2046.34 --> 2046.36] Yeah.
[2046.36 --> 2047.04] You look at it that way.
[2047.18 --> 2047.34] Yeah.
[2047.58 --> 2050.18] Technically, I've saved for 10 years to replace my car.
[2050.26 --> 2052.06] So, I should just run out and buy a Model X then, right?
[2052.42 --> 2053.16] Oh, boy.
[2054.04 --> 2054.82] By that logic.
[2055.24 --> 2055.56] Oh.
[2056.60 --> 2058.24] This one was, like, highly recommended.
[2058.38 --> 2060.66] You know what's really funny is I...
[2060.66 --> 2061.90] I'm probably going to return it.
[2062.58 --> 2065.06] I'm supposed to be shopping for cars.
[2065.70 --> 2065.82] Yeah.
[2065.84 --> 2067.90] Because I have made a commitment to my life.
[2067.94 --> 2067.96] Okay.
[2067.96 --> 2071.72] I was going to say, when I drove up today, like, when it was pink and stuff, it was pretty
[2071.72 --> 2072.00] bad.
[2072.22 --> 2075.98] You got the dick butt on the mirror, or on the back window is pretty bad.
[2076.30 --> 2079.80] It's bad now.
[2080.28 --> 2082.32] Like, it's, like, a different level.
[2082.86 --> 2085.00] It actually looks like it has a disease.
[2085.00 --> 2087.00] I'm actually tired of it now.
[2087.12 --> 2090.54] Like, it's the only car that I know of that I've ever looked at that I'm like, that is
[2090.54 --> 2091.64] problematic.
[2091.96 --> 2093.20] Like, it's not even funny.
[2093.44 --> 2093.76] No.
[2093.90 --> 2095.22] It's just an eyesore.
[2095.28 --> 2096.64] It's too far.
[2096.64 --> 2097.86] I haven't been pulled over yet.
[2098.74 --> 2100.16] I've been daily driving it.
[2101.20 --> 2101.56] Okay.
[2101.66 --> 2101.94] You know what?
[2101.94 --> 2103.02] Let's get through these leaks first.
[2103.02 --> 2108.98] So, the 28 core part that Intel teased back at Computex is apparently going to be a brand
[2108.98 --> 2111.02] new market segment with a different chipset and socket.
[2111.18 --> 2113.00] I mean, anyone who knows anything would have known that.
[2113.08 --> 2114.16] 3647 socket.
[2114.72 --> 2119.62] And then probably some kind of cut down version of their C620 whatever chipsets.
[2120.60 --> 2123.14] There's going to be a Basin Falls refresh in November 2018.
[2123.74 --> 2124.16] Okay.
[2124.36 --> 2125.16] Glacier Falls.
[2125.30 --> 2126.66] But in production later.
[2126.92 --> 2128.16] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[2128.16 --> 2128.40] Okay.
[2128.46 --> 2129.06] So, back to the car.
[2129.72 --> 2135.92] So, I have made a commitment to my wife that I will replace it by the time the next service
[2135.92 --> 2136.90] period rolls around.
[2137.86 --> 2138.64] When's the next service period?
[2138.64 --> 2144.32] Now, I committed to that because my intention was to sort of just keep driving it.
[2144.38 --> 2144.68] Yeah.
[2145.14 --> 2148.18] Because there was going to be another 8,000 kilometers.
[2148.18 --> 2151.82] It's about 5,000 miles left before it needed to be serviced again.
[2151.82 --> 2159.48] But I'm starting to come around to getting on that a little earlier.
[2159.64 --> 2165.74] But the stupid thing is that, honestly, look, I'm not going to lie to you guys.
[2165.82 --> 2167.04] I can afford a new car.
[2167.76 --> 2168.04] Yeah.
[2168.86 --> 2169.38] Obviously.
[2169.86 --> 2173.68] We, you know, and I don't even mean like brand new car.
[2173.92 --> 2178.20] Like, I can afford to replace that car with something better than that car.
[2178.20 --> 2183.80] Probably most of you watching could afford to replace that car with something better than
[2183.80 --> 2184.26] that car.
[2184.46 --> 2187.74] You could buy something for 500 bucks and it would probably be better than that car.
[2187.74 --> 2187.88] Okay.
[2187.94 --> 2188.34] Shut up.
[2189.10 --> 2190.24] Be nice to my car.
[2190.34 --> 2190.54] Okay.
[2190.66 --> 2190.96] I'm not even kidding.
[2190.98 --> 2191.80] It has served me well.
[2191.90 --> 2192.72] No, no, no.
[2192.84 --> 2193.12] Look.
[2193.36 --> 2193.86] It has.
[2194.04 --> 2195.14] I'm allowed to talk.
[2195.38 --> 2196.62] I'm allowed to speak badly.
[2196.62 --> 2197.20] We thought it was.
[2197.20 --> 2197.56] You're not.
[2197.64 --> 2198.48] We thought it was going to die.
[2198.48 --> 2199.54] You haven't earned it.
[2199.54 --> 2204.06] We thought it was going to die in 2013.
[2204.84 --> 2205.14] Yeah.