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[67.60 --> 70.74] Well, the sound bar was supposed to fall into my hands.
[70.74 --> 72.68] Okay.
[72.68 --> 78.90] So the idea was, because it was difficult with the framing of the shot for James to just...
[78.90 --> 80.00] Like, I mean, so imagine this.
[80.06 --> 82.24] I'm sitting here hosting a video to you right now.
[82.38 --> 84.16] And I want a sound bar to fall into my hands.
[84.40 --> 87.62] He can't just stand right there because then his butt's taking up the whole frame.
[87.62 --> 91.30] So he's standing like kind of behind me and like off to the side.
[91.48 --> 92.12] And like over and arched over.
[92.12 --> 93.56] And it's kind of hard to hold this thing.
[93.62 --> 97.72] And it's also hard for him to eyeball where exactly is down.
[98.42 --> 100.82] Now, I think it was a team fail.
[103.90 --> 107.12] Over Killington says, your nose is really big, huh?
[107.80 --> 108.14] Yeah.
[108.44 --> 109.12] So it's funny.
[109.34 --> 110.78] You know, I'm going to tell a different story now.
[110.78 --> 117.78] Because I remember having this conversation with my mother at one point when I was in high school.
[118.52 --> 121.80] And I said, something, something, something.
[122.16 --> 122.50] Yeah.
[122.68 --> 127.18] I took the picture this way, like from the front.
[127.34 --> 130.46] Because from the side, you can tell I have a really big nose.
[130.50 --> 131.62] And she goes, you don't have a big nose.
[131.90 --> 133.94] And I go, yeah, I do.
[134.04 --> 135.60] And she goes, no, that's not true.
[135.64 --> 137.04] And I go, all right, watch.
[138.62 --> 140.56] And she goes, wow, you've got a really big nose.
[140.56 --> 141.34] I went, yes, I know.
[141.42 --> 141.82] Thank you.
[142.16 --> 144.20] I told you I have a big nose.
[144.34 --> 147.12] I don't need you to inform me I have a big nose.
[147.56 --> 149.22] I'm well aware of the situation.
[149.52 --> 150.20] That's amazing.
[150.56 --> 152.74] Anyway, so back to the soundbar fail.
[152.86 --> 155.48] So James is holding this soundbar above me.
[155.72 --> 158.46] And it's kind of hard for him to line it up in his defense.
[159.02 --> 161.20] He also didn't do an amazing job.
[161.90 --> 162.12] Okay.
[162.34 --> 163.98] So the idea was I'm leaning forward.
[164.08 --> 165.80] I'm talking about this other soundbar.
[166.06 --> 168.28] And then I'm supposed to kind of lean back.
[168.28 --> 171.32] And another soundbar is supposed to fall into my hands.
[172.06 --> 180.56] Now, I also didn't lean back as far as I could have because I was a little bit concerned about leaning out of the focus of the camera.
[180.56 --> 185.66] And when you're trying to pull off a coordinated shot.
[186.08 --> 187.32] Like, you know, when you do the, like, here.
[190.50 --> 191.32] Here, here, here.
[191.74 --> 193.90] Madrina is just one of our sponsors today.
[193.98 --> 196.80] So here, take a Madrina's and then hit me with it.
[197.56 --> 197.92] Boom.
[197.92 --> 202.78] Like, when you're trying to pull off the, like, the no look, like, uh, yeah, we got that.
[202.92 --> 203.70] We didn't even look.
[204.46 --> 206.06] Well, sometimes you don't look.
[206.86 --> 209.24] And you get hit in the face with a soundbar.
[211.24 --> 213.36] So it hit you, like, on the no.
[213.42 --> 213.82] So, yeah.
[213.90 --> 215.96] So it came down like this.
[216.04 --> 217.50] So it was really close.
[217.76 --> 218.16] Yeah.
[218.16 --> 231.08] So I did, well, it wasn't that close because, um, as I, as I outlined before the, and I had a conversation with my mother once about this, something could hit me in the nose and really not be that close to my face.
[234.18 --> 236.16] Okay, your nose isn't that big, dude.
[236.24 --> 238.18] It's big enough that I remember having.
[238.40 --> 239.60] It's not a small nose.
[239.60 --> 248.62] Okay, I remember having a conversation with my wife about this once where, um, I was saying, like, oh, yeah, like, my, my face is gross right now.
[248.66 --> 249.78] I've got, like, these breakouts.
[249.78 --> 254.10] And she's, she's got far worse breakouts than I do, like, as a general rule.
[254.54 --> 257.72] Uh, no, like, she doesn't, her skin's not as good as mine.
[257.84 --> 258.66] It just is what it is.
[258.84 --> 261.20] Most people don't say that about their, their spouse.
[261.38 --> 262.14] You know what?
[262.20 --> 265.86] It's good to have, okay, Linus relationship tips for a moment here.
[265.86 --> 271.00] It's good to have a relationship where you can be honest with each other because if you can't be honest, nothing's left.
[271.00 --> 271.88] Yeah, see, but this isn't being honest with each other.
[272.00 --> 274.06] This is being honest with, like, hundreds of thousands of people.
[274.12 --> 275.14] Well, I'd tell her that to her face.
[275.20 --> 275.58] No, I know.
[275.86 --> 276.04] Yeah.
[276.10 --> 278.06] But you're also broadcasting it to them.
[278.10 --> 278.58] I guess so.
[278.62 --> 279.64] I mean, but they have eyes.
[279.82 --> 281.60] You know, it's not like she's not there being on camera.
[281.98 --> 284.08] Like, like, why do we deny reality?
[285.56 --> 286.50] Reality is important.
[286.80 --> 287.40] Oh, man.
[287.62 --> 290.16] So, anyway, I was having, so I was, so I was complaining about it.
[290.16 --> 294.80] And she's basically like, you know, cut your whining because your, your skin's overall pretty good.
[294.80 --> 298.52] And I'm like, well, no, the thing that's so frustrating about it is that I can see it.
[298.60 --> 299.52] And she goes, what do you mean?
[299.54 --> 301.20] And I go, well, it's on my nose.
[301.94 --> 303.90] And she goes, what, you can see your nose?
[304.04 --> 309.48] I'm like, yes, my nose takes up a significant portion of my field of view.
[309.66 --> 309.98] Really?
[309.98 --> 310.54] Yeah.
[310.68 --> 313.30] Like, I can, like, I can, I can, so, okay.
[313.52 --> 316.90] So, I can see, let's, let's go with my right, uh, okay.
[316.94 --> 320.30] With my right eye, I can see all the way to the very edge of that light.
[320.78 --> 321.14] Okay.
[321.36 --> 321.70] Okay.
[322.02 --> 325.70] So, where my nose sticks out, I can see about to the mic stand.
[329.38 --> 333.98] So, like, you know the effect where you hold your finger in front of you and you can see through both of the two images?
[333.98 --> 334.80] I have that too.
[335.02 --> 337.80] Like, I think everyone can see their nose if they try to see.

[67.60 --> 70.74] Well, the sound bar was supposed to fall into my hands.

[70.74 --> 72.68] Okay.

[72.68 --> 78.90] So the idea was, because it was difficult with the framing of the shot for James to just...

[78.90 --> 80.00] Like, I mean, so imagine this.

[80.06 --> 82.24] I'm sitting here hosting a video to you right now.

[82.38 --> 84.16] And I want a sound bar to fall into my hands.

[84.40 --> 87.62] He can't just stand right there because then his butt's taking up the whole frame.

[87.62 --> 91.30] So he's standing like kind of behind me and like off to the side.

[91.48 --> 92.12] And like over and arched over.

[92.12 --> 93.56] And it's kind of hard to hold this thing.

[93.62 --> 97.72] And it's also hard for him to eyeball where exactly is down.

[98.42 --> 100.82] Now, I think it was a team fail.

[103.90 --> 107.12] Over Killington says, your nose is really big, huh?

[107.80 --> 108.14] Yeah.

[108.44 --> 109.12] So it's funny.

[109.34 --> 110.78] You know, I'm going to tell a different story now.

[110.78 --> 117.78] Because I remember having this conversation with my mother at one point when I was in high school.

[118.52 --> 121.80] And I said, something, something, something.

[122.16 --> 122.50] Yeah.

[122.68 --> 127.18] I took the picture this way, like from the front.

[127.34 --> 130.46] Because from the side, you can tell I have a really big nose.

[130.50 --> 131.62] And she goes, you don't have a big nose.

[131.90 --> 133.94] And I go, yeah, I do.

[134.04 --> 135.60] And she goes, no, that's not true.

[135.64 --> 137.04] And I go, all right, watch.

[138.62 --> 140.56] And she goes, wow, you've got a really big nose.

[140.56 --> 141.34] I went, yes, I know.

[141.42 --> 141.82] Thank you.

[142.16 --> 144.20] I told you I have a big nose.

[144.34 --> 147.12] I don't need you to inform me I have a big nose.

[147.56 --> 149.22] I'm well aware of the situation.

[149.52 --> 150.20] That's amazing.

[150.56 --> 152.74] Anyway, so back to the soundbar fail.

[152.86 --> 155.48] So James is holding this soundbar above me.

[155.72 --> 158.46] And it's kind of hard for him to line it up in his defense.

[159.02 --> 161.20] He also didn't do an amazing job.

[161.90 --> 162.12] Okay.

[162.34 --> 163.98] So the idea was I'm leaning forward.

[164.08 --> 165.80] I'm talking about this other soundbar.

[166.06 --> 168.28] And then I'm supposed to kind of lean back.

[168.28 --> 171.32] And another soundbar is supposed to fall into my hands.

[172.06 --> 180.56] Now, I also didn't lean back as far as I could have because I was a little bit concerned about leaning out of the focus of the camera.

[180.56 --> 185.66] And when you're trying to pull off a coordinated shot.

[186.08 --> 187.32] Like, you know, when you do the, like, here.

[190.50 --> 191.32] Here, here, here.

[191.74 --> 193.90] Madrina is just one of our sponsors today.

[193.98 --> 196.80] So here, take a Madrina's and then hit me with it.

[197.56 --> 197.92] Boom.

[197.92 --> 202.78] Like, when you're trying to pull off the, like, the no look, like, uh, yeah, we got that.

[202.92 --> 203.70] We didn't even look.

[204.46 --> 206.06] Well, sometimes you don't look.

[206.86 --> 209.24] And you get hit in the face with a soundbar.

[211.24 --> 213.36] So it hit you, like, on the no.

[213.42 --> 213.82] So, yeah.

[213.90 --> 215.96] So it came down like this.

[216.04 --> 217.50] So it was really close.

[217.76 --> 218.16] Yeah.

[218.16 --> 231.08] So I did, well, it wasn't that close because, um, as I, as I outlined before the, and I had a conversation with my mother once about this, something could hit me in the nose and really not be that close to my face.

[234.18 --> 236.16] Okay, your nose isn't that big, dude.

[236.24 --> 238.18] It's big enough that I remember having.

[238.40 --> 239.60] It's not a small nose.

[239.60 --> 248.62] Okay, I remember having a conversation with my wife about this once where, um, I was saying, like, oh, yeah, like, my, my face is gross right now.

[248.66 --> 249.78] I've got, like, these breakouts.

[249.78 --> 254.10] And she's, she's got far worse breakouts than I do, like, as a general rule.

[254.54 --> 257.72] Uh, no, like, she doesn't, her skin's not as good as mine.

[257.84 --> 258.66] It just is what it is.

[258.84 --> 261.20] Most people don't say that about their, their spouse.

[261.38 --> 262.14] You know what?

[262.20 --> 265.86] It's good to have, okay, Linus relationship tips for a moment here.

[265.86 --> 271.00] It's good to have a relationship where you can be honest with each other because if you can't be honest, nothing's left.

[271.00 --> 271.88] Yeah, see, but this isn't being honest with each other.

[272.00 --> 274.06] This is being honest with, like, hundreds of thousands of people.

[274.12 --> 275.14] Well, I'd tell her that to her face.

[275.20 --> 275.58] No, I know.

[275.86 --> 276.04] Yeah.

[276.10 --> 278.06] But you're also broadcasting it to them.

[278.10 --> 278.58] I guess so.

[278.62 --> 279.64] I mean, but they have eyes.

[279.82 --> 281.60] You know, it's not like she's not there being on camera.

[281.98 --> 284.08] Like, like, why do we deny reality?

[285.56 --> 286.50] Reality is important.

[286.80 --> 287.40] Oh, man.

[287.62 --> 290.16] So, anyway, I was having, so I was, so I was complaining about it.

[290.16 --> 294.80] And she's basically like, you know, cut your whining because your, your skin's overall pretty good.

[294.80 --> 298.52] And I'm like, well, no, the thing that's so frustrating about it is that I can see it.

[298.60 --> 299.52] And she goes, what do you mean?

[299.54 --> 301.20] And I go, well, it's on my nose.

[301.94 --> 303.90] And she goes, what, you can see your nose?

[304.04 --> 309.48] I'm like, yes, my nose takes up a significant portion of my field of view.

[309.66 --> 309.98] Really?

[309.98 --> 310.54] Yeah.

[310.68 --> 313.30] Like, I can, like, I can, I can, so, okay.

[313.52 --> 316.90] So, I can see, let's, let's go with my right, uh, okay.

[316.94 --> 320.30] With my right eye, I can see all the way to the very edge of that light.

[320.78 --> 321.14] Okay.

[321.36 --> 321.70] Okay.

[322.02 --> 325.70] So, where my nose sticks out, I can see about to the mic stand.

[329.38 --> 333.98] So, like, you know the effect where you hold your finger in front of you and you can see through both of the two images?

[333.98 --> 334.80] I have that too.

[335.02 --> 337.80] Like, I think everyone can see their nose if they try to see.