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[337.96 --> 338.82] No, because she's Chinese. |
[339.56 --> 340.72] So, she has a flatter face. |
[340.84 --> 342.34] So, she, yeah, her eyes are more forward. |
[342.34 --> 342.96] Even if she tries, she can't see her nose? |
[342.96 --> 344.48] And her nose is, her nose is small. |
[344.62 --> 345.06] Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
[345.06 --> 345.92] Like, maybe a little. |
[346.68 --> 348.30] But not as, okay. |
[348.42 --> 350.08] Not nearly to the same degree. |
[350.20 --> 353.98] But with both eyes open, if you're not thinking about it, you don't generally see your nose, right? |
[353.98 --> 354.16] No. |
[354.16 --> 357.46] But if there's a red mark, like, right here. |
[357.52 --> 358.54] It makes it a little, okay. |
[358.54 --> 360.10] It's really noticeable. |
[360.52 --> 360.80] Okay. |
[361.18 --> 362.52] It's, like, really noticeable. |
[362.96 --> 363.12] Yeah. |
[363.20 --> 364.12] People are, like, racist. |
[364.64 --> 365.10] No. |
[365.42 --> 365.68] No. |
[365.90 --> 367.40] Physiology is not racist. |
[368.12 --> 370.96] It just is what it is. |
[371.36 --> 372.76] I don't make the rules. |
[373.66 --> 374.24] All right. |
[374.30 --> 377.70] Speaking of making the rules, let's go through some topics. |
[377.76 --> 378.42] What do we got today? |
[378.52 --> 378.84] Yeah, yeah. |
[379.16 --> 380.98] Intel 10 nanometer ice lake. |
[381.18 --> 382.18] More delays? |
[382.46 --> 383.28] Delay until 2020. |
[383.28 --> 387.42] I don't know if this is more delays or a clarification on a previous delay. |
[387.44 --> 392.38] I don't know if it's more delays on ice lake necessarily, but Intel has definitely delayed |
[392.38 --> 394.12] some stuff over the last couple of years. |
[394.14 --> 395.50] No, but yeah, that's what I'm saying. |
[395.52 --> 397.68] I think this delay has already been, like, realized. |
[397.92 --> 398.14] Right. |
[398.14 --> 400.44] And then we're being like, okay, this is the date that it's actually coming. |
[400.62 --> 401.32] We knew it was delayed. |
[401.36 --> 403.12] Their stock dropped 7% today, I think. |
[403.62 --> 406.60] Meanwhile, AMD's picked up, I think, 17% yesterday. |
[406.76 --> 411.44] Speaking of the next topic, AMD reports best quarterly profit in seven years. |
[411.44 --> 418.50] Which, to be clear, when your best quarterly profit, like, really only has to be, like, profitable. |
[418.94 --> 421.26] You know, it's good, though. |
[421.30 --> 421.82] It's good news. |
[421.88 --> 422.64] It's good news. |
[423.14 --> 423.96] There's a rumor. |
[424.76 --> 428.30] NVIDIA next-gen card details apparently leaking. |
[428.30 --> 434.64] So Jensen did go up on stage saying there's no new gaming graphics cards coming, but usually |
[434.64 --> 441.50] when the leaks start coming this hard and this heavy, that's an indication that what he said |
[441.50 --> 444.98] might have been a big, fat, what's the word? |
[445.18 --> 445.52] Lying? |
[445.58 --> 447.58] That is not, no, no, I don't want to be disparaging. |
[448.58 --> 448.84] Oh. |
[449.10 --> 453.94] A big, fat statement that wasn't entirely based on facts. |
[453.94 --> 454.56] Fact or reality. |
[454.56 --> 457.76] Given that he's the CEO and he knows what's going on, presumably. |
[458.20 --> 458.40] Yeah. |
[459.14 --> 459.84] And have I? |
[460.14 --> 460.58] Allegedly. |
[461.08 --> 461.94] Ah, yeah. |
[461.94 --> 463.76] As long as we throw in an allegedly. |
[463.98 --> 468.30] I actually didn't realize that Stephen Colbert's been doing the allegedly thing, like, years |
[468.30 --> 469.84] before I started doing it. |
[469.96 --> 470.28] Oh, really? |
[470.32 --> 471.30] I thought that was our joke. |
[471.66 --> 472.20] So did I. |
[472.22 --> 474.04] Yeah, he does allegedly, like, all the time. |
[474.28 --> 474.88] I don't have HBO. |
[474.88 --> 475.38] Which is fine. |
[476.18 --> 479.80] I'm actually okay with coming up with the same joke as Colbert and his writing staff, |
[479.92 --> 481.10] because they're sort of professionals. |
[481.10 --> 482.66] And they have a very large writing staff. |
[482.68 --> 482.86] Yeah. |
[483.88 --> 485.38] I think that's all we need to call out. |
[485.52 --> 485.80] Yeah. |
[486.06 --> 486.92] Oh, let's roll the intro. |
[487.10 --> 487.40] Boom. |
[487.96 --> 488.56] Oh, where is it? |
[488.94 --> 489.28] Boom. |
[490.56 --> 490.76] Hmm. |
[492.32 --> 492.60] Hmm. |
[492.80 --> 492.96] Yeah. |
[494.18 --> 494.46] Hmm. |
[496.86 --> 497.82] Give me some footage. |
[500.58 --> 501.48] Where's that HBO? |
[501.84 --> 502.06] Whoops. |
[502.42 --> 504.20] Yeah, no, he's, uh, yes. |
[505.20 --> 505.78] That's okay. |
[505.90 --> 507.96] It seemed like an insignificance. |
[508.34 --> 511.08] I don't have whatever it is. |
[511.10 --> 516.62] It seems kind of, uh, seems like one of those, you must be fun at parties kind of things. |
[518.06 --> 518.50] Actually. |
[519.42 --> 525.32] Um, actually, it's new plus Linux, or as I've been calling it, whatever, new slot. |
[525.90 --> 526.18] GNU? |
[526.18 --> 527.84] You saw, you saw, yeah, sorry, GNU. |
[527.92 --> 528.80] You saw Wendell's bit, right? |
[528.82 --> 529.06] Actually. |
[529.56 --> 530.90] No, I actually haven't yet. |
[531.04 --> 531.22] What? |
[531.60 --> 532.82] It's open on my computer. |
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