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[337.96 --> 338.82] No, because she's Chinese.
[339.56 --> 340.72] So, she has a flatter face.
[340.84 --> 342.34] So, she, yeah, her eyes are more forward.
[342.34 --> 342.96] Even if she tries, she can't see her nose?
[342.96 --> 344.48] And her nose is, her nose is small.
[344.62 --> 345.06] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[345.06 --> 345.92] Like, maybe a little.
[346.68 --> 348.30] But not as, okay.
[348.42 --> 350.08] Not nearly to the same degree.
[350.20 --> 353.98] But with both eyes open, if you're not thinking about it, you don't generally see your nose, right?
[353.98 --> 354.16] No.
[354.16 --> 357.46] But if there's a red mark, like, right here.
[357.52 --> 358.54] It makes it a little, okay.
[358.54 --> 360.10] It's really noticeable.
[360.52 --> 360.80] Okay.
[361.18 --> 362.52] It's, like, really noticeable.
[362.96 --> 363.12] Yeah.
[363.20 --> 364.12] People are, like, racist.
[364.64 --> 365.10] No.
[365.42 --> 365.68] No.
[365.90 --> 367.40] Physiology is not racist.
[368.12 --> 370.96] It just is what it is.
[371.36 --> 372.76] I don't make the rules.
[373.66 --> 374.24] All right.
[374.30 --> 377.70] Speaking of making the rules, let's go through some topics.
[377.76 --> 378.42] What do we got today?
[378.52 --> 378.84] Yeah, yeah.
[379.16 --> 380.98] Intel 10 nanometer ice lake.
[381.18 --> 382.18] More delays?
[382.46 --> 383.28] Delay until 2020.
[383.28 --> 387.42] I don't know if this is more delays or a clarification on a previous delay.
[387.44 --> 392.38] I don't know if it's more delays on ice lake necessarily, but Intel has definitely delayed
[392.38 --> 394.12] some stuff over the last couple of years.
[394.14 --> 395.50] No, but yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[395.52 --> 397.68] I think this delay has already been, like, realized.
[397.92 --> 398.14] Right.
[398.14 --> 400.44] And then we're being like, okay, this is the date that it's actually coming.
[400.62 --> 401.32] We knew it was delayed.
[401.36 --> 403.12] Their stock dropped 7% today, I think.
[403.62 --> 406.60] Meanwhile, AMD's picked up, I think, 17% yesterday.
[406.76 --> 411.44] Speaking of the next topic, AMD reports best quarterly profit in seven years.
[411.44 --> 418.50] Which, to be clear, when your best quarterly profit, like, really only has to be, like, profitable.
[418.94 --> 421.26] You know, it's good, though.
[421.30 --> 421.82] It's good news.
[421.88 --> 422.64] It's good news.
[423.14 --> 423.96] There's a rumor.
[424.76 --> 428.30] NVIDIA next-gen card details apparently leaking.
[428.30 --> 434.64] So Jensen did go up on stage saying there's no new gaming graphics cards coming, but usually
[434.64 --> 441.50] when the leaks start coming this hard and this heavy, that's an indication that what he said
[441.50 --> 444.98] might have been a big, fat, what's the word?
[445.18 --> 445.52] Lying?
[445.58 --> 447.58] That is not, no, no, I don't want to be disparaging.
[448.58 --> 448.84] Oh.
[449.10 --> 453.94] A big, fat statement that wasn't entirely based on facts.
[453.94 --> 454.56] Fact or reality.
[454.56 --> 457.76] Given that he's the CEO and he knows what's going on, presumably.
[458.20 --> 458.40] Yeah.
[459.14 --> 459.84] And have I?
[460.14 --> 460.58] Allegedly.
[461.08 --> 461.94] Ah, yeah.
[461.94 --> 463.76] As long as we throw in an allegedly.
[463.98 --> 468.30] I actually didn't realize that Stephen Colbert's been doing the allegedly thing, like, years
[468.30 --> 469.84] before I started doing it.
[469.96 --> 470.28] Oh, really?
[470.32 --> 471.30] I thought that was our joke.
[471.66 --> 472.20] So did I.
[472.22 --> 474.04] Yeah, he does allegedly, like, all the time.
[474.28 --> 474.88] I don't have HBO.
[474.88 --> 475.38] Which is fine.
[476.18 --> 479.80] I'm actually okay with coming up with the same joke as Colbert and his writing staff,
[479.92 --> 481.10] because they're sort of professionals.
[481.10 --> 482.66] And they have a very large writing staff.
[482.68 --> 482.86] Yeah.
[483.88 --> 485.38] I think that's all we need to call out.
[485.52 --> 485.80] Yeah.
[486.06 --> 486.92] Oh, let's roll the intro.
[487.10 --> 487.40] Boom.
[487.96 --> 488.56] Oh, where is it?
[488.94 --> 489.28] Boom.
[490.56 --> 490.76] Hmm.
[492.32 --> 492.60] Hmm.
[492.80 --> 492.96] Yeah.
[494.18 --> 494.46] Hmm.
[496.86 --> 497.82] Give me some footage.
[500.58 --> 501.48] Where's that HBO?
[501.84 --> 502.06] Whoops.
[502.42 --> 504.20] Yeah, no, he's, uh, yes.
[505.20 --> 505.78] That's okay.
[505.90 --> 507.96] It seemed like an insignificance.
[508.34 --> 511.08] I don't have whatever it is.
[511.10 --> 516.62] It seems kind of, uh, seems like one of those, you must be fun at parties kind of things.
[518.06 --> 518.50] Actually.
[519.42 --> 525.32] Um, actually, it's new plus Linux, or as I've been calling it, whatever, new slot.
[525.90 --> 526.18] GNU?
[526.18 --> 527.84] You saw, you saw, yeah, sorry, GNU.
[527.92 --> 528.80] You saw Wendell's bit, right?
[528.82 --> 529.06] Actually.
[529.56 --> 530.90] No, I actually haven't yet.
[531.04 --> 531.22] What?
[531.60 --> 532.82] It's open on my computer.

[337.96 --> 338.82] No, because she's Chinese.

[339.56 --> 340.72] So, she has a flatter face.

[340.84 --> 342.34] So, she, yeah, her eyes are more forward.

[342.34 --> 342.96] Even if she tries, she can't see her nose?

[342.96 --> 344.48] And her nose is, her nose is small.

[344.62 --> 345.06] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[345.06 --> 345.92] Like, maybe a little.

[346.68 --> 348.30] But not as, okay.

[348.42 --> 350.08] Not nearly to the same degree.

[350.20 --> 353.98] But with both eyes open, if you're not thinking about it, you don't generally see your nose, right?

[353.98 --> 354.16] No.

[354.16 --> 357.46] But if there's a red mark, like, right here.

[357.52 --> 358.54] It makes it a little, okay.

[358.54 --> 360.10] It's really noticeable.

[360.52 --> 360.80] Okay.

[361.18 --> 362.52] It's, like, really noticeable.

[362.96 --> 363.12] Yeah.

[363.20 --> 364.12] People are, like, racist.

[364.64 --> 365.10] No.

[365.42 --> 365.68] No.

[365.90 --> 367.40] Physiology is not racist.

[368.12 --> 370.96] It just is what it is.

[371.36 --> 372.76] I don't make the rules.

[373.66 --> 374.24] All right.

[374.30 --> 377.70] Speaking of making the rules, let's go through some topics.

[377.76 --> 378.42] What do we got today?

[378.52 --> 378.84] Yeah, yeah.

[379.16 --> 380.98] Intel 10 nanometer ice lake.

[381.18 --> 382.18] More delays?

[382.46 --> 383.28] Delay until 2020.

[383.28 --> 387.42] I don't know if this is more delays or a clarification on a previous delay.

[387.44 --> 392.38] I don't know if it's more delays on ice lake necessarily, but Intel has definitely delayed

[392.38 --> 394.12] some stuff over the last couple of years.

[394.14 --> 395.50] No, but yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[395.52 --> 397.68] I think this delay has already been, like, realized.

[397.92 --> 398.14] Right.

[398.14 --> 400.44] And then we're being like, okay, this is the date that it's actually coming.

[400.62 --> 401.32] We knew it was delayed.

[401.36 --> 403.12] Their stock dropped 7% today, I think.

[403.62 --> 406.60] Meanwhile, AMD's picked up, I think, 17% yesterday.

[406.76 --> 411.44] Speaking of the next topic, AMD reports best quarterly profit in seven years.

[411.44 --> 418.50] Which, to be clear, when your best quarterly profit, like, really only has to be, like, profitable.

[418.94 --> 421.26] You know, it's good, though.

[421.30 --> 421.82] It's good news.

[421.88 --> 422.64] It's good news.

[423.14 --> 423.96] There's a rumor.

[424.76 --> 428.30] NVIDIA next-gen card details apparently leaking.

[428.30 --> 434.64] So Jensen did go up on stage saying there's no new gaming graphics cards coming, but usually

[434.64 --> 441.50] when the leaks start coming this hard and this heavy, that's an indication that what he said

[441.50 --> 444.98] might have been a big, fat, what's the word?

[445.18 --> 445.52] Lying?

[445.58 --> 447.58] That is not, no, no, I don't want to be disparaging.

[448.58 --> 448.84] Oh.

[449.10 --> 453.94] A big, fat statement that wasn't entirely based on facts.

[453.94 --> 454.56] Fact or reality.

[454.56 --> 457.76] Given that he's the CEO and he knows what's going on, presumably.

[458.20 --> 458.40] Yeah.

[459.14 --> 459.84] And have I?

[460.14 --> 460.58] Allegedly.

[461.08 --> 461.94] Ah, yeah.

[461.94 --> 463.76] As long as we throw in an allegedly.

[463.98 --> 468.30] I actually didn't realize that Stephen Colbert's been doing the allegedly thing, like, years

[468.30 --> 469.84] before I started doing it.

[469.96 --> 470.28] Oh, really?

[470.32 --> 471.30] I thought that was our joke.

[471.66 --> 472.20] So did I.

[472.22 --> 474.04] Yeah, he does allegedly, like, all the time.

[474.28 --> 474.88] I don't have HBO.

[474.88 --> 475.38] Which is fine.

[476.18 --> 479.80] I'm actually okay with coming up with the same joke as Colbert and his writing staff,

[479.92 --> 481.10] because they're sort of professionals.

[481.10 --> 482.66] And they have a very large writing staff.

[482.68 --> 482.86] Yeah.

[483.88 --> 485.38] I think that's all we need to call out.

[485.52 --> 485.80] Yeah.

[486.06 --> 486.92] Oh, let's roll the intro.

[487.10 --> 487.40] Boom.

[487.96 --> 488.56] Oh, where is it?

[488.94 --> 489.28] Boom.

[490.56 --> 490.76] Hmm.

[492.32 --> 492.60] Hmm.

[492.80 --> 492.96] Yeah.

[494.18 --> 494.46] Hmm.

[496.86 --> 497.82] Give me some footage.

[500.58 --> 501.48] Where's that HBO?

[501.84 --> 502.06] Whoops.

[502.42 --> 504.20] Yeah, no, he's, uh, yes.

[505.20 --> 505.78] That's okay.

[505.90 --> 507.96] It seemed like an insignificance.

[508.34 --> 511.08] I don't have whatever it is.

[511.10 --> 516.62] It seems kind of, uh, seems like one of those, you must be fun at parties kind of things.

[518.06 --> 518.50] Actually.

[519.42 --> 525.32] Um, actually, it's new plus Linux, or as I've been calling it, whatever, new slot.

[525.90 --> 526.18] GNU?

[526.18 --> 527.84] You saw, you saw, yeah, sorry, GNU.

[527.92 --> 528.80] You saw Wendell's bit, right?

[528.82 --> 529.06] Actually.

[529.56 --> 530.90] No, I actually haven't yet.

[531.04 --> 531.22] What?

[531.60 --> 532.82] It's open on my computer.