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[2211.84 --> 2216.02] me a second i'm going to post it in twitch chat right now sure while you're doing that actually i
[2216.02 --> 2220.98] might as well show what's uh what's really access on floatplane right now so we have a tech quickie on
[2220.98 --> 2226.78] cable management oh actually i have a master account so i can see everyone so tech deals has uh
[2226.78 --> 2232.74] ask tech deals number 14 q a best support nvme is it worth it uh we've got oh lordy
[2232.74 --> 2241.92] six editors one cpu um part two out of question marks it's been a it's been a rough time uh bitwit
[2241.92 --> 2248.94] has hotline 2.0 pre-water cooling build final course specs reveal uh tech deals another q a uh linus
[2248.94 --> 2256.74] tech tips the hundred dollar vertical mouse this thing's wonko man um we've got uh this oh this is
[2256.74 --> 2261.58] we we put um tech linked up there but it's like it's not early access because it's a news show
[2261.58 --> 2268.16] um here let's just okay there's a lot of bitwit stuff a lot of tech deal stuff uh so six editors
[2268.16 --> 2274.46] one cpu yep uh part one of two and then part two of question mark that gives you guys some idea of
[2274.46 --> 2279.76] how that whole thing went uh tech quickie why is wi-fi slower than ethernet uh we've got we bought
[2279.76 --> 2285.50] a cheap ssd on ali express that's actually even more interesting than you might think cool uh we've got
[2285.50 --> 2291.56] this keyboard that raised three hundred thousand dollars on indiegogo and is frankly effing terrible
[2291.56 --> 2297.58] to put it to put it bluntly yeah i'm not surprised yeah no the azio retro classic is really nice oh okay
[2297.58 --> 2303.08] yeah no this thing the rhyme key whatever this is raised three hundred thousand dollars on indiegogo
[2303.08 --> 2311.00] it's terrible um what else do we have in here we've actually done a fair number of simultaneous
[2311.00 --> 2318.80] releases lately but we definitely have what am i looking for is that it this was fun i think it's
[2318.80 --> 2324.26] on both now but yeah this one just came out anyway so we've got early access stuff over there that's
[2324.26 --> 2331.28] going to continue to be happening um okay should we do a news topic i feel like i've talked about the
[2331.28 --> 2337.00] pixel three a lot so oh okay all right here we go so this was posted on the forum but oh never mind
[2337.00 --> 2340.44] there's just a business insider source it doesn't matter the point is i'm gonna quickly go over my
[2340.44 --> 2345.72] thing um yeah right basically hiring an infrastructure guy there's more details in the google forums link
[2345.72 --> 2353.24] in the twitch chat i'll post it on can i post it on youtube this is my that's fine uh i can't
[2353.24 --> 2356.86] are you just logged into your personal account no it's a web address oh and you can't do that
[2356.86 --> 2361.92] not the master can anyways uh it'll be in the description later so check it out there hiring
[2361.92 --> 2367.64] someone to help with the infrastructure side of things um and there's a huge massive questionnaire
[2367.64 --> 2372.80] that's like do you have experience with this if so how much and then that repeated like a whole bunch
[2372.80 --> 2377.76] of times um and basically we're just trying to get a picture of like how familiar you are with some
[2377.76 --> 2383.08] of the stuff that we've used i've had some people be like you should allow like short answered stuff i
[2383.08 --> 2390.02] mean if you have zero years of experience with everything that we're using um if you're if
[2390.02 --> 2397.14] you're able to move local great if you're not if you have tons of experience well maybe but like it's
[2397.14 --> 2404.62] we have good responses already so so i'm not trying to discourage you just yeah saying um okay pixel
[2404.62 --> 2409.34] three after this form i do an email out then you send me resume stuff we do it that way sounds good
[2409.34 --> 2418.74] what is happening all right are you tired okay of every year oh boy whether it's google or apple or
[2418.74 --> 2426.98] samsung yeah are you tired of every year them putting some shiny new feature in your face that
[2426.98 --> 2433.36] just sounds so amazing it's almost unbelievable when they still haven't figured out basic stuff
[2433.36 --> 2438.98] what are we talking about nvidia no we're talking about the pixel 3 right now okay so they've got this
[2438.98 --> 2442.98] call screen feature that lets a robot answer the phone for you and transcribes the dialogue on your
[2442.98 --> 2446.94] lock screen that sounds pretty cool do you remember that thing they talked about last year where your
[2446.94 --> 2450.62] like google assistant could make appointments for you it could like call the hair salon and make an
[2450.62 --> 2455.06] appointment was that last year that was last year it was pixel 2 if i recall correctly whoa okay
[2455.06 --> 2460.70] do you remember that ai camera that stupid thing what was that thing called i don't remember that
[2460.70 --> 2464.86] stupid ai camera that was gonna just like automatically take great pictures or whatever
[2464.86 --> 2471.96] i don't know what i'm thinking there okay apple wireless charging last night when i got home i realized
[2471.96 --> 2478.90] that i had left the key to the super lambo in the ignition okay okay so i walk in my door at home
[2478.90 --> 2485.30] and i'm like i pull out my shiny new pixel 3xl and i say hey google it goes oh your internet's not
[2485.30 --> 2489.02] working i go are you effing kidding me my internet is working i browse to a web page
[2489.02 --> 2495.64] yeah it's working just fine hey google your internet's not working like i'll turn off my wi-fi
[2495.64 --> 2502.80] okay cellular data good we got my internet working because whatever hey google remind me tomorrow when
[2502.80 --> 2511.50] i get to work to take the key out of the civic okay i've set your reminder it's an 8 a.m reminder
[2511.50 --> 2517.52] that has so that has nothing to do with the time that i i'm normally like barely even awake at 8 a.m
[2517.52 --> 2526.30] let alone at work um it gives me no prompt to change it alter it in any way and then i go oh oh
[2526.30 --> 2529.48] crap uh okay google show me my reminders
[2529.48 --> 2536.78] and that's the first time it managed to pick that up that's great
[2536.78 --> 2546.38] so i go okay google show me my reminders it not only doesn't show me my my reminders page
[2546.38 --> 2553.78] yeah it reads me only my next reminder which is a reminder to go check on my daughter and take
[2553.78 --> 2557.24] her fingers out of her mouth if she's sucking on them because it's making her teeth wonky okay
[2557.24 --> 2559.88] and i'm sitting here going
[2559.88 --> 2564.84] this assistant
[2564.84 --> 2569.32] is expected to make appointments for me
[2569.32 --> 2580.30] it can barely do basic stuff like fundamental stuff so here's here's my here's my unsolicited
[2580.30 --> 2586.90] advice for the google assistant team get your shit together don't make new things improve what you
[2586.90 --> 2594.32] have stop making new things yeah all together for like a year okay or two i would give them two
[2594.32 --> 2602.52] go back and and and look at like some of the very frequently requested stuff that you haven't been
[2602.52 --> 2608.26] able to help with or that people because i know you collect data about when someone sets a reminder
[2608.26 --> 2614.10] and then they go in and they change it manually after like when you got it wrong go look at that
[2614.10 --> 2616.60] stuff because that is way more important
[2616.60 --> 2618.70] way more important
[2618.70 --> 2625.64] okay that's all i have to say about the google hardware event uh let's let's move on to uh this
[2625.64 --> 2632.44] was posted by carclis on the forum and it's the intel ninth gen benchmarking scandal boom so why don't
[2632.44 --> 2637.24] we go through why don't we go through the series of events uh yeah we're almost done give me five minutes
[2637.24 --> 2641.18] five minutes because this is like the headline topic it was in the thumbnail i have to talk about it
[2641.18 --> 2645.34] when we don't people get mad especially because we can't change the thumbnails now
[2645.34 --> 2652.70] all right so as intel's new ninth gen chips became available for pre-order there were no benchmarks
[2652.70 --> 2657.46] available because tech journalists were under embargo now this is a behavior that we feel strongly
[2657.46 --> 2662.26] is inappropriate we don't think you should take pre-orders um for products that haven't been
[2662.26 --> 2669.16] evaluated by independent third parties but the reality of it is we are just we are just a a drop in the
[2669.16 --> 2675.38] ocean of of voices of consumers that are apparently dumb enough to just go buy stuff without having
[2675.38 --> 2680.94] seen it evaluated by a third party independent whatever so there's nothing we can do about
[2680.94 --> 2688.56] pre-order culture apparently i wish we could but we can't yeah um one publication pc games n though
[2688.56 --> 2695.68] published benchmarks conducted by a company called principled technologies their results were claiming
[2695.68 --> 2703.72] that the 9900k was up to 50 percent faster than the ryzen 7 2700x in gaming so steve walton of tech spot
[2703.72 --> 2709.06] immediately thought the data looked suspicious and eventually uncovered a series of steps taken to
[2709.06 --> 2715.24] handicap amd okay that's got that's a little bit color commentary there a series of things that occurred
[2715.24 --> 2721.68] or at least things that weren't done that should have been done to benefit yeah that made the amd chip
[2721.68 --> 2729.56] not uh put it put forward its best showing and allowed the intel cpu to shine they used corsair
[2729.56 --> 2735.16] vengeance memory without loading the xmp profile setting the frequency to 2933 and leaving the loose
[2735.16 --> 2739.70] default memory timings in place the amd system used a stock cooler while intel used an nhu 14s that
[2739.70 --> 2744.90] doesn't make a difference but sure whatever uh game mode was enabled on the amd system disabling 50
[2744.90 --> 2752.28] of its course um something that anyone who knows much about benchmarking should have known like um so
[2752.28 --> 2758.56] game mode is more for thread ripper and less for like four and eight core ryzen processor the argument
[2758.56 --> 2767.52] with the cooler is because the case was really bad apparently sure um just adding some context there
[2767.52 --> 2773.22] i have no information on whether or not it throttled so a big part of the scandal is that apparently
[2773.22 --> 2781.94] intel contracted principled technologies um to to like evaluate the these processes and there's there's
[2781.94 --> 2788.22] a hundred reasons why companies might do something like that it can be useful to sidestep internal
[2788.22 --> 2793.70] politics to get like an independent third party's opinion on the the performance and the market
[2793.70 --> 2797.74] positioning of your product that can help well everyone pricing everyone discounts internal
[2797.74 --> 2804.22] yep benchmarks it can affect pricing it can it can affect forecasting um there you might want to show
[2804.22 --> 2812.12] benchmarks to uh you know analysts or to um partners ahead of launch while the like just the independent
[2812.12 --> 2817.36] press is still under embargo and if you just show your own numbers that you ran it lacks credibility