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[3719.86 --> 3720.42] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[3720.52 --> 3722.06] Have you seen Why Him?
[3722.54 --> 3722.94] Sup.
[3724.48 --> 3725.24] Why Him?
[3725.56 --> 3725.96] Yeah, yeah.
[3726.04 --> 3727.18] It's a James Franco movie.
[3727.86 --> 3728.26] No, I haven't.
[3728.52 --> 3728.86] Yeah, yeah.
[3728.90 --> 3732.44] There's a virtual assistant in that movie that's totally, totally colloquial.
[3732.52 --> 3733.86] Like, it fights with you and stuff.
[3733.86 --> 3734.72] Yeah, perfect.
[3734.98 --> 3735.08] Yeah.
[3735.64 --> 3736.26] Like, I'm completely...
[3736.26 --> 3736.88] Perfect.
[3737.08 --> 3738.04] No, seriously, though.
[3738.14 --> 3741.00] Like, I want it to be like, you're late.
[3742.06 --> 3742.80] Wake up.
[3743.00 --> 3743.40] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[3743.40 --> 3744.52] And then when I'm like, no, I want to...
[3744.52 --> 3745.62] Get up!
[3746.38 --> 3749.34] And like, because it gets used to the fact that I have a hard time waking up.
[3749.38 --> 3750.56] So it becomes a little bit more aggressive.
[3750.72 --> 3751.52] So it tries to get me up.
[3751.58 --> 3753.46] Like, I want one that learns who I am.
[3753.52 --> 3756.82] I would honestly, mostly prefer that it was local
[3756.82 --> 3759.38] and didn't have to call back to outside servers
[3759.38 --> 3760.66] and would just use my own stuff.
[3760.66 --> 3761.90] So if someone makes one of those,
[3762.14 --> 3764.16] I'll spend exorbitant amounts of money
[3764.16 --> 3766.52] and I'll make that work if it's, like, good.
[3766.88 --> 3768.78] But they won't, so that's okay.
[3769.74 --> 3770.38] But, yeah.
[3770.46 --> 3771.42] Well, that'll happen eventually.
[3773.00 --> 3773.94] Come on, it's got you.
[3774.14 --> 3776.34] I mean, if we're talking, like, super long-term.
[3776.74 --> 3777.14] What?
[3777.38 --> 3777.68] Yeah.
[3777.84 --> 3778.26] What do you mean?
[3778.64 --> 3780.06] This is 10 years.
[3780.72 --> 3782.12] 10 years until you have a local one?
[3782.42 --> 3782.54] Oh, local?
[3782.54 --> 3783.80] That's actually as good as the other ones?
[3785.12 --> 3786.28] Yeah, I'm talking local.
[3786.52 --> 3788.82] Like, okay, conversational will definitely happen.
[3788.82 --> 3789.10] Yeah.
[3789.50 --> 3792.26] But knowing about you and dealing with you,
[3792.26 --> 3795.66] the only data they need for that is data from you.
[3795.78 --> 3796.82] So why wouldn't that be local?
[3798.56 --> 3799.88] Because they want all of it, though.
[3800.92 --> 3802.06] I got confused for a second.
[3802.12 --> 3803.58] But it's because they want all of that data.
[3804.32 --> 3808.00] So they can train the rest of their devices and stuff.
[3808.10 --> 3811.48] And so they can take things from it for the most part.
[3813.36 --> 3815.12] But, yeah, because they want that data.
[3815.20 --> 3817.62] Ooh, there's another, like, let's get one more in here.
[3817.78 --> 3817.96] Okay.
[3817.96 --> 3823.44] Speaking of Google, basically, there's some leaks of, where the heck did I put this?
[3824.46 --> 3826.26] There's a new Gmail coming in the next couple weeks.
[3826.54 --> 3827.86] And it has some cool new features.
[3828.90 --> 3829.02] Yeah.
[3829.12 --> 3830.94] So data mining is profitable, basically.
[3831.60 --> 3831.96] Yeah.
[3832.04 --> 3832.80] This looks awesome.
[3833.08 --> 3834.32] Not only does it aesthetically.
[3834.32 --> 3834.64] Oh, yeah.
[3834.64 --> 3836.42] It looks kind of cool or more Android-y.
[3836.86 --> 3840.32] But it has this new feature of, like, confidential email.
[3840.44 --> 3842.72] So there's, like, a little lock icon you can hit.
[3843.14 --> 3847.28] And when you hit that lock icon, your email gets all these new properties,
[3847.64 --> 3851.26] such as the recipient can no longer forward that email.
[3851.54 --> 3852.60] They can't download it.
[3852.66 --> 3853.50] They can't print it.
[3854.08 --> 3855.96] Obviously, they can take a screenshot because nothing can stop that.
[3855.96 --> 3856.68] They can take a screenshot.
[3856.68 --> 3860.78] Or even if you somehow block that because of their native OS,
[3860.90 --> 3863.28] they could just take another thing and take a picture of it.
[3863.28 --> 3863.46] Yeah, sure.
[3863.68 --> 3864.10] Sure, for sure.
[3864.18 --> 3865.06] You'll never get past that.
[3865.64 --> 3867.38] It disables copy and paste.
[3868.32 --> 3870.02] And it lets you make it explode.
[3870.06 --> 3874.52] So you can make the email itself expire after, like, a week or a month or a year,
[3874.64 --> 3875.22] multiple years.
[3875.72 --> 3883.00] And when that happens, so there are other services that have these kind of properties already.
[3883.28 --> 3883.72] ProtonMail.
[3883.72 --> 3884.82] Notably is ProtonMail.
[3884.82 --> 3890.68] Now, if a ProtonMail user sends an email or a message to another ProtonMail user
[3890.68 --> 3895.52] and it's an exploding message, when it explodes, it just disappears from both of our boxes.
[3895.72 --> 3896.86] It's just, like, just gone.
[3897.40 --> 3902.72] The way it works or is probably going to work with the new Google one is if you're the recipient,
[3903.14 --> 3903.96] you're going to get an email.
[3904.10 --> 3904.92] It looks like a normal email.
[3905.10 --> 3908.48] You're going to open that email, and it's going to have a link to the confidential email.
[3908.80 --> 3911.82] So when it expires, I think it's just that link that expires.
[3911.82 --> 3915.14] And the email, like, line item will still be in your inbox.
[3915.38 --> 3919.00] When you click that link, you're going to have to enter your Google credentials again,
[3919.66 --> 3920.66] which is pretty sweet.
[3920.74 --> 3924.54] Because then if someone stole your laptop and just had access to your email because you left it open,
[3924.74 --> 3928.62] they still wouldn't have access to that confidential email.
[3928.80 --> 3932.06] And you can also stipulate that they need to enter, like, a two-factor thing,