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[569.88 --> 577.56] Moving on. No, it is so bad. Like there's no way I would like the second one. If the first one has aged |
[577.56 --> 583.80] that poorly, it's so cheesy. The leather, like the leather is not cool anymore. No, no, it's not. |
[583.80 --> 591.72] And the worst part is that like, I've seen Keanu, Keanu, Keanu actually act reasonably well. I'm sure |
[591.72 --> 597.24] of it. Can't recall it right now. Can you say, whoa, as good as he says, whoa, in that movie? |
[597.24 --> 601.00] Now I feel like I have to try. |
[603.48 --> 607.88] I just, I just jumped, I just jumped from the building we're standing on to another skyscraper |
[607.88 --> 609.80] across the way. Whoa. |
[614.04 --> 616.20] That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad. What a dick. |
[617.96 --> 623.40] You know what you remind me of? This pickle ad that I'm looking at. You know what? That's you. |
[623.40 --> 628.68] An angry green dick. Right there. That's you. Which one? Left or right? |
[629.32 --> 632.04] You know what? You're the shorter one. Huh. |
[632.04 --> 635.16] There. A little girthier though. Take that. |
[636.44 --> 640.12] All right. All right. Why don't we do an actual tech topic at some point here? So, |
[640.52 --> 648.52] The Verge has an article here on a reported new Google Glass. It'll be an AR headset and, |
[648.52 --> 652.12] oh, wow. I was going to say, it looks just as bad as the original. No, no, no. |
[652.12 --> 654.84] That's the original. Wait, no, that's the... |
[654.84 --> 658.92] I hesitate to even call it a new Google Glass because I suspect that they're going to change |
[658.92 --> 663.56] it altogether. That probably wouldn't be a terrible thing because it is impossible |
[664.04 --> 667.00] not to look like a complete jackass wearing that thing. |
[667.64 --> 671.64] Yeah. So, my theories about why the first one failed have to do exactly with |
[672.60 --> 677.16] the things that they thought were highlights. They thought it was so good that the camera was |
[677.80 --> 680.92] up and out of your eye sight. You had to look up at it to see it. |
[680.92 --> 681.80] What do you mean the screen? |
[682.52 --> 684.44] The camera and the screen, but I mean the screen. You're right. |
[685.80 --> 689.88] But that makes it so useless because what you want is like a mixed reality. You want all the |
[689.88 --> 693.56] digital stuff to be right there superimposed. That's what they're doing with this one. It's |
[693.56 --> 695.64] more like HoloLens. Okay. |
[695.64 --> 697.24] But it's untethered. |
[697.24 --> 703.08] Self-contained. It'll have cameras and microphones and it'll use the same new Qualcomm chips as the |
[703.08 --> 710.76] upcoming HoloLens. So, it's a QSC 603 4-core chip based on an ARM architecture. It'll be built by |
[710.76 --> 716.20] Taiwanese computer maker, Quanta, and is apparently still in the prototyping stage. |
[716.20 --> 718.20] So, is that all we know about it right now? |
[718.20 --> 722.84] I think so. I think that's basically, I would say it's probably on the same |
[722.84 --> 727.88] bit of production cycle as the rumored Apple, what's it called, Project Titan, their glasses. |
[727.88 --> 728.76] Google's. |
[728.76 --> 729.16] Hmm. |
[730.68 --> 732.28] Whose do you think will be better? |
[733.96 --> 740.12] Because Google will have a much better AI. I mean, Siri, I swear, Siri has actually gotten |
[740.12 --> 742.12] dumber over the last few years. |
[743.16 --> 749.16] I would think that Apple's would maybe be a better hardware product and their AR kit and AR stuff is |
[749.16 --> 753.88] quite good, but it will certainly be tethered with the iPhone because Apple now makes products |
[753.88 --> 759.24] to squeeze more money out of iPhone users. Whereas this being purportedly untethered, |
[760.52 --> 764.68] like I'm reading that as completely standalone device. You don't even need to have a phone. |
[764.68 --> 768.84] If that's true, then it has this system on it to be useful. |
[768.84 --> 769.48] Right. |
[770.76 --> 773.72] And that's a whole different game. That's the apples and oranges at that point. |
[773.72 --> 780.20] Okay. Man, I don't even like, I don't, I'm just trying to hear. Okay. Here's my issue with |
[780.20 --> 787.96] augmented reality is like, you know what? I actually, this is unusual, but I want to hear |
[787.96 --> 794.60] from Twitch chat. I want you guys to start throwing some, some, some messages in the Twitch chat. Let me know |
[795.88 --> 803.56] what, and you can't, you can't hedge, you can't hedge. Okay. You got to pick one. What is one thing |
[804.28 --> 810.68] that you want AR glasses to do that would make you buy? And I'm going to throw a price point at you. |
[811.80 --> 815.40] Let's say they're not cheap. I'm going to say 500 US dollars. |
[815.40 --> 816.52] Oh, I thought you were going to say a thousand. |
[816.52 --> 823.88] No, 500. I think 500 is reasonable. So 500 US dollars and you pull the trigger immediately. |
[823.88 --> 828.68] What's the feature? Go. So are you ready with one? Cause I've got one. |
[828.68 --> 831.96] If you want to, let me go first. Okay. So for me, |
[831.96 --> 837.88] one of the things that I have, like, I can't think of anything personally that would inspire |
[837.88 --> 844.68] me to spend that kind of money because my entire life pretty much revolves around my phone screen |
[844.68 --> 850.84] or my computer screen. And I've, I don't find myself having a desire to overlay information |
[850.84 --> 854.44] on top of a screen with a screen. Like that's not really a thing. I get up in the morning. |
[854.44 --> 859.32] I like check the news on my phone. I ate my breakfast. I take my kids to school. I drive. |
[859.32 --> 864.04] So I'm driving. Then I get to work. I sit down in front of my computer or I'm shooting, in which case |
[864.04 --> 867.40] I'll have my phone with me if I need to like send out a quick tweet or whatever, something you won't |
[867.40 --> 874.60] be able to do with glasses anyway. Then I drive home. Then I spend time with my kids. Then I am on a |
[874.60 --> 880.28] screen or, or not on a screen, ideally that that's it. So I'm, I'm never that far away if I like really |
[880.28 --> 887.24] need to, you know, look something up and I've smartwatch too, of course, for me, the justification |
[887.24 --> 897.00] would be business. Okay. So when I'm traveling, if I had the ability to be at like a, um, some kind of a, |
[897.00 --> 905.40] a cocktail mixer or something, or if I walked into a business meeting, um, or like the suite at Computex |
[905.40 --> 913.24] for Asus and this thing starts recognizing people that are on my social networks. So then all I have |
[913.24 --> 919.40] to do is like add people to Facebook or LinkedIn or something like that. Yeah. Okay. But here's the |
[919.40 --> 928.28] thing. It needs to do it well. So it needs to be able to go, okay, here's their name. Here's a couple |
[928.28 --> 934.52] things about them. Here's the last email that you exchanged with them, if applicable. Like it needs |
[934.52 --> 941.48] to be able to aggregate all of this data and help me avoid embarrassing situations where like, I'm |
[941.48 --> 946.44] like, yeah, it was really nice to meet you. And they're like, we've had three meetings over the |
[946.44 --> 952.36] last, you know, eight years. And I'm just like, well, that's enough meetings that I should feel really |
[952.36 --> 959.56] bad. But in my defense, when I go to these types of shows, I usually meet anywhere from 200 to 500 |
[959.56 --> 965.32] people in a span of a week. And I'm sorry, but unless you're, you have like bright orange hair |
[965.32 --> 969.80] on one side and bright purple hair on the other side, I'm probably not going to remember you. |
[970.60 --> 974.04] It's how Max got hired by the way. She was the most memorable applicant. No, I'm just kidding. |
[974.68 --> 977.80] I actually wasn't involved in the process. What you're describing sounds to me like |
[977.80 --> 984.44] what the Facebook app for that form factor would be. Yeah. And it's consistent with Google's |
[984.44 --> 989.48] ultimate vision, which is not only like here, can I jump in? Because these are these are going away |
[989.48 --> 994.52] too quickly. Can I jump in with some other people's things? Sorry, hold that. So, oh, man, |
[995.64 --> 1000.04] some people are asking for unreasonable things like complete replacement of your smartphone and |
[1000.04 --> 1007.08] smartwatch input. There's no the input. Yeah, I don't think that makes any sense. Okay, Google Maps with |
[1007.08 --> 1013.40] AR. Yeah, I can see that having a value. That'll be sweet. The navigation is just right over top of |
[1013.40 --> 1019.24] the road. Yeah. All right. But really 500 bucks, you'd buy it for that. Like how often do you really |
[1019.24 --> 1024.04] navigate somewhere? Exactly. If I was an Uber driver, maybe. Yeah. So again, that's a professional |
[1024.04 --> 1034.52] use though. Google search info. Okay. Wow. Holy crap. This is just moving way too fast. If this |
[1034.52 --> 1041.96] device respected women, I'd buy it like that. Dash cam feature like shadow play, being able to go back and |
[1041.96 --> 1046.36] record any moment in your life. Just recording everything. There's an episode of Dark Mirror like |
[1046.36 --> 1052.92] that. Or Black Mirror. You don't want that. Yeah, I could see it being useful, but it's also a big |
[1052.92 --> 1061.24] problem. When does that? Oh, wow. Relationship status. I could see a lot of people buying it for that. |
[1061.24 --> 1066.92] That would be sweet. Like if basically like the Tinder app for that form factor, you walk around, |
[1066.92 --> 1074.28] it's like, yep, that's a Tinder user. Oh, wow. That, okay. Imagine like real world Tinder, |
[1074.28 --> 1080.12] people walking around with these headsets, just like, oh wow. And you could swipe with your head. |
[1080.12 --> 1086.76] So you just look at people and be like, no, yeah. Nope. Nope. Like you're walking up to someone, |
[1086.76 --> 1090.68] you see them. There's a thing over your head. You both know the others on Tinder. They're looking at |
[1090.68 --> 1095.56] you going like this. You're like, nah. So you like, you make eye contact across the room and |
[1095.56 --> 1103.64] you're both just like, yeah. Oh man. Heck yeah. Um, a lot of people are saying. What a desk though. |
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