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[1103.64 --> 1110.12] Nope. A lot of people are saying porn, but like, why? Like, why do you, who would want to be walking |
[1110.12 --> 1116.60] around with like a raging erection because they're like watching porn while they're on the bus? Like, |
[1116.60 --> 1121.40] what is the point of that? Like, I know, I know. Okay. So here's the thing is like, |
[1121.40 --> 1127.32] I think most people are probably just saying that to be funny, but I'm sure at least a handful of you, |
[1131.00 --> 1136.44] I'm sure at least a handful of you will legitimately would watch porn on a plane or on a bus or whatever, |
[1136.44 --> 1143.72] if you could. And to those people, I would say, really? Like, really? Like, I think, |
[1143.72 --> 1149.00] I think, you know what? I think I'm not going to get into it. Imagine all the extensions you could |
[1149.00 --> 1154.52] get, all the hilarious filters you could get where like someone's talking to you and you just see |
[1154.52 --> 1160.68] objects around their head, like wangs coming at you, wangs around Linus. Viewing schematics and |
[1160.68 --> 1166.84] diagrams, like large scale schematics and diagrams. Like if you could have whatever you're working on |
[1166.84 --> 1172.28] and then you could just like have a picture in picture effectively over your vision of, |
[1172.28 --> 1175.64] of like a manual or something along those lines. That's actually what I would pick. What I would |
[1175.64 --> 1181.24] pick is a collaborative, uh, like virtual object app where you and I could sit, we could be having |
[1181.24 --> 1185.32] a conversation. You have an idea. You want to describe the idea to me. Instead of using limited |
[1185.32 --> 1190.60] language, you just say, okay, here's a cube and you rotate it and it tracks your hands so you can |
[1190.60 --> 1196.68] manipulate it. Aristaca has another commercial purpose. If you worked at a car dealership and the client comes in |
[1196.84 --> 1202.92] asks you a question about like that used car, like, you know, who was the previous owner? |
[1202.92 --> 1208.28] How many kilometers does it have on it? All of a sudden you can just be like, bippity boppity, |
[1208.28 --> 1212.36] sir. I've got all those answers for you. Give me one minute. I just have to stare at the car for a |
[1212.36 --> 1216.68] second. Uh, yeah, hold on, hold on. Yeah. Okay. It's all loaded. All right. So here's what we got for |
[1216.68 --> 1222.36] you. I mean, I can see that again, another professional application. So I see this being a professional |
[1222.36 --> 1226.68] device initially, uh, much like HoloLens. But that's consistent with Google's |
[1226.68 --> 1232.20] what's Google Lens, right? Google's ultimate aim was to bring information to you before you query |
[1232.20 --> 1235.88] it. You don't even have to search. It comes to you as you need it. And that's what Lens is. If you |
[1235.88 --> 1241.48] looked at Google IO last week, they had demos where you're, you're basically walking around Chicago and |
[1241.48 --> 1247.72] you look at a historic building and up comes the Wikipedia page for it. And it's an AR, so it's got |
[1247.72 --> 1252.60] the nice depth to it. That's, that's exactly what you're talking about. You look at an object of |
[1252.60 --> 1257.32] relevance to you and like the, yeah, but I guess I just, you know, I'm not much of a like |
[1257.96 --> 1262.12] information about this building buff. Like for me, you walk by a restaurant and that kind of looks |
[1262.12 --> 1267.56] okay. And then there's the four star rating, the reviews. Okay. That would be useful, but here's |
[1267.56 --> 1275.32] the problem. It has to actually work. Like I was in London this week and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm standing where |
[1275.32 --> 1280.28] I'm standing. I got my little, you know, blue dot facing whatever direction it thinks I'm facing. |
[1280.44 --> 1287.08] That seems to be just kind of like a, Oh yeah. Come on, baby. Like I agree with you there. Yeah. |
[1287.08 --> 1293.48] It's not accurate at all. Um, and I searched for food, which I would think would bring up restaurants |
[1293.48 --> 1299.88] or restaurant or whatever. I searched for something and it just, it's just random. Like, like I walked |
[1299.88 --> 1307.56] past an Italian restaurant that looked fine and had a good rating when I like manually searched for it |
[1308.44 --> 1312.60] on my way to the Italian restaurant that it brought up in the search result. I'm just kind of sitting |
[1312.60 --> 1319.80] here going, Italian was right in the name and it was on my way. Like it was closer to me than the |
[1319.80 --> 1325.16] thing that you found. Like it just seems arbitrary as sometimes. And so it's, it's frustrating for me to, |
[1325.16 --> 1329.72] for, for Google to come out and say, we're going to have this amazing technology. Your phone |
[1329.72 --> 1333.16] is going to call your hairstylist and make an appointment for you. You're going to put on |
[1333.16 --> 1336.68] these glasses and they're going to dynamically tell you everything you need to know about |
[1336.68 --> 1343.00] everything you're looking at when they don't even have the basic stuff working right now. Italian |
[1343.64 --> 1346.76] freaking restaurant. Oh, there's a problem right there. And it still can't handle that. |
[1347.88 --> 1356.44] I wanted pizza. Okay. I actually didn't want pizza. I just wanted anything that my wife would also eat. |
[1356.44 --> 1357.08] That's what I wanted. |
[1360.04 --> 1364.76] That is get full. I did that for you. Oh, thank you. I did that. I got ice. No, |
[1364.76 --> 1368.12] I intentionally didn't put ice in because when you have ice in your water bottle, you drink it weird. |
[1369.40 --> 1372.92] You can tour your mouth so that the ice doesn't come out. I just don't like the way your face |
[1372.92 --> 1379.96] looks when you do it. I don't like warm water though. It's not warm. You know what? Just, just for you, |
[1379.96 --> 1385.08] I'm going to drink my water like that all the time now. Show everyone what I'm talking about. Don't you hate that? |
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[1480.52 --> 1484.12] Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm, I can give you permission to charge his credit card, right? Like that's, |
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[1564.20 --> 1571.00] interactive tech event. It's going to be on July 14th at the Richmond Olympic Oval here in BC, Canada. |
[1571.00 --> 1576.60] The current booths include a LAN powered by iBuyPower, a de-lidding workshop, so you can |
[1576.60 --> 1581.80] de-lid a CPU. You bring your own CPU, we'll show you how to de-lid it. Case Toss 2.0. |
[1583.24 --> 1585.64] Were you, were you at LTX last year? I... |
[1585.64 --> 1587.88] Did you work here yet? I staffed the Case Toss. |
[1587.88 --> 1590.84] Right, right, right. So that was, how dangerous was that out of 10? |
[1590.84 --> 1593.96] A woman almost, almost actually... Forget it, forget it. |
[1593.96 --> 1596.44] This year there's a cage around. Yeah, Case Toss 2.0. |
[1596.44 --> 1602.20] It was like 9 out of 10. Uh, multi-headed VR will be there. Uh, 12k ultra-wide gaming, |
[1602.20 --> 1606.84] and we've got more stuff on the way. There's gonna be food, music, cool systems to look at, |
[1606.84 --> 1610.36] um... Cool LNGers. Extra room to stand in. |
[1610.36 --> 1616.52] Uh, more games, more swag, special guests. I believe, uh, Jay is planning to be there, |
[1616.52 --> 1622.04] so that's gonna be pretty sweet. Uh, we have some people who are, like, committed on paper, but, like, |
[1622.04 --> 1627.16] don't wanna necessarily 100% lock it down, so they don't want us to, like, talk about it, |
[1627.16 --> 1631.64] but there, there should be other celebrity guests there as well. Is Obama gonna be there? |
[1631.64 --> 1635.96] No, Obama's not gonna be there. Um, so tickets start at $35 Canadian. You can get them at |
[1635.96 --> 1640.52] ltxexpo.com. Colton, I'm done the spot for LTX Expo. You're not allowed to talk about it anymore. |
[1640.52 --> 1642.20] He doesn't even know that Obama's gonna be there. |
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