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[83.60 --> 86.24] But it's misconfigured because Ed did it.
[87.40 --> 89.88] That's why there's a huge hotspot over here.
[89.88 --> 94.58] So Ed just got thrown under the bus super duper hard, and you know what?
[94.58 --> 96.88] I don't even care because he deserves it.
[97.44 --> 98.10] But yeah.
[98.26 --> 102.50] We could also use a mic setup that doesn't have, like, 14 million modules and doesn't
[102.50 --> 103.32] even sound that amazing.
[104.24 --> 107.46] So that's a whole thing.
[107.54 --> 109.72] The problem is that we've tried simple ones.
[109.78 --> 110.02] We have.
[110.02 --> 110.60] Well, okay.
[110.76 --> 112.76] We've tried just a simple USB interface.
[113.04 --> 114.56] We've tried a USB microphone.
[114.72 --> 115.64] We've tried it.
[115.66 --> 118.94] Most podcast people get separate dynamic mics.
[119.04 --> 119.32] Fine.
[119.38 --> 120.58] Instead of a single condenser mic.
[120.58 --> 120.92] Fine.
[121.06 --> 121.94] I don't care anymore.
[122.20 --> 122.94] You know what?
[122.98 --> 123.70] I don't care.
[124.70 --> 125.06] Just...
[125.06 --> 127.00] An issue with that might be that we're so close.
[127.52 --> 128.96] No, that is a problem.
[129.04 --> 129.18] Yeah.
[129.18 --> 129.88] We are really close.
[129.94 --> 130.10] Yeah.
[130.10 --> 131.26] Which doesn't make matters better.
[131.38 --> 132.08] But you know what?
[132.16 --> 133.80] You people tuned in for a fan.
[133.80 --> 135.34] We could cheat like Good Mythical Morning.
[137.08 --> 137.82] Do they cheat?
[137.90 --> 139.36] That mic isn't the real one they use.
[139.38 --> 139.54] Yeah.
[139.60 --> 139.74] Okay.
[139.86 --> 140.34] That makes sense.
[140.60 --> 140.72] Yeah.
[141.24 --> 141.62] Yeah.
[141.62 --> 145.32] So anyway, people are saying the mic keeps making a bumping noise.
[145.42 --> 145.82] Hold on.
[145.90 --> 146.18] Let me...
[146.18 --> 146.56] Is there...
[146.56 --> 146.96] Is that better?
[148.74 --> 150.04] Let me get that...
[150.04 --> 151.60] Let me get that adjusted for you.
[151.64 --> 152.04] How's that?
[152.78 --> 153.36] We good?
[153.36 --> 156.46] We have a great show.
[156.78 --> 158.58] We got a great show for you guys today.
[158.88 --> 159.24] Wonderful topics.
[159.40 --> 160.14] A lot of great topics.
[160.24 --> 160.98] The best topics.
[161.40 --> 162.60] The greatest topics.
[163.28 --> 165.02] Do you want to do a topic?
[165.30 --> 171.72] New SSD form factor from Samsung is supposed to be three times the storage density of...
[171.72 --> 172.44] You have to stay tuned.
[173.22 --> 174.00] Get owned.
[174.38 --> 175.52] That was a little rude.
[175.68 --> 176.04] Wow.
[176.04 --> 176.98] I'm just going to go with it.
[177.04 --> 180.72] Also, Apple finally acknowledges MacBook keyboard issues.
[181.72 --> 182.16] Yeah.
[182.16 --> 182.44] Yeah.
[183.10 --> 185.38] Bethesda is suing Warner Brothers.
[185.84 --> 186.08] Oof.
[186.18 --> 187.64] So that's going to be a good one.
[187.72 --> 187.92] Oof.
[188.06 --> 190.72] And it actually looks pretty...
[190.72 --> 193.30] That looks pretty cut and dried.
[194.02 --> 200.16] And speaking of things that got cut today, like, because they're bleeding a bit and stuff,
[200.54 --> 204.24] YouTube introduces paid subscriptions and merchandise.
[205.58 --> 206.76] Flowplane's not going anywhere.
[207.06 --> 207.26] Yep.
[207.26 --> 212.52] But this definitely does alter some things about our deal.
[212.94 --> 214.74] Pray I don't alter it further.
[216.96 --> 218.40] Let's roll that intro.
[218.46 --> 218.88] Crap.
[218.98 --> 220.52] He's Vader in this situation.
[221.24 --> 222.02] That's not good.
[222.02 --> 224.88] You're like super white Lando.
[225.34 --> 225.64] Yeah.
[225.98 --> 226.42] Yeah.
[226.42 --> 226.86] Yeah.
[229.28 --> 231.20] Instead of capes, I wear sweaters.
[233.56 --> 241.46] I mean, who would think to put a cape on a, like, seriously legitimate suave guy these
[241.46 --> 241.76] days?
[241.76 --> 243.60] Like, you would not get away with that anymore.
[243.70 --> 245.26] You got to admire that about the 80s.
[245.26 --> 246.68] You haven't seen the movie yet.
[246.68 --> 247.78] Oh, all right.
[248.48 --> 250.08] No, I don't even want the...
[250.08 --> 250.90] Oh, crap.
[251.26 --> 252.90] Oh, now the...
[252.90 --> 253.70] Well...
[253.70 --> 254.88] You can't look at Twitch chat anymore.
[254.88 --> 255.80] I won't be able to look at Twitch chat.
[255.80 --> 256.82] I will monitor chat.
[256.90 --> 257.62] I will monitor chat.
[257.62 --> 258.36] For the rest of the video.
[258.42 --> 258.76] I am sorry.