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[450.16 --> 451.48] Everything about this show is tech.
[451.56 --> 451.96] Just chill.
[452.24 --> 454.84] So you mean justified move in terms of putting the other ones on pause?
[454.92 --> 455.08] Yeah.
[456.40 --> 461.42] I think they need to put the other ones on pause to reassess their side of things.
[461.66 --> 463.98] Because I think they are doing a bad job.
[464.72 --> 465.12] Okay.
[465.28 --> 466.72] Of handling the Star Wars franchise.
[466.72 --> 469.58] Hit me with some opinion bombs then.
[470.22 --> 470.82] Of the movie?
[470.96 --> 471.28] No, no.
[471.44 --> 473.86] Like, what do you think they're doing a bad job of exactly?
[474.24 --> 478.50] Like, A, I don't think anyone was asking for a story about Han Solo.
[478.84 --> 482.50] Because the interesting part of Han Solo, the character, happens after.
[483.22 --> 487.04] What I think people were really clamoring for was the Boba Fett story.
[487.26 --> 487.46] Yeah.
[487.50 --> 488.34] Because that's a character that...
[488.34 --> 491.58] Well, that's also theoretically one that is paused.
[491.94 --> 492.36] Right.
[492.80 --> 496.48] Except that that's one that I would have actually gone to see in the opening week.
[496.48 --> 497.66] This is what I think...
[497.66 --> 497.78] Okay.
[497.78 --> 499.24] Like, I still think they should have paused it.
[499.40 --> 502.18] It's the kind of situation where, like, you hear a game gets delayed.
[502.86 --> 504.12] It doesn't happen these days.
[504.12 --> 506.10] They just release a beta and everyone buys it anyways.
[506.26 --> 511.26] But back in the day when people actually released full games, you would hear a game gets delayed.
[511.44 --> 512.54] And it's kind of bittersweet.
[512.72 --> 513.42] It's a good thing.
[513.42 --> 516.84] Because you're like, okay, hopefully it'll be a better launch than it could have been.
[516.88 --> 517.06] Yeah.
[517.46 --> 519.52] But I wanted to play the darn game.
[519.74 --> 520.00] Right.
[520.16 --> 521.76] It's the same kind of situation here.
[521.76 --> 526.98] I think if they released it in its proper cadence, it probably wouldn't have been a very good movie.
[527.52 --> 528.14] Got it.
[528.34 --> 529.16] In my opinion.
[529.52 --> 531.84] Because I don't think they've been batting very well lately.
[532.30 --> 532.74] Okay.
[532.86 --> 533.26] Personally.
[533.78 --> 533.94] Right.
[534.00 --> 536.16] Because you hated Force Awakens, didn't you?
[536.56 --> 538.26] I hated one part of it.
[538.34 --> 539.22] I didn't hate it.
[539.86 --> 540.24] Okay.
[540.36 --> 547.08] There's one scene that really bugged me, which was where, you know, when they're getting, like, basically bombed by the TIE fighters.
[547.32 --> 548.80] When Rey and Finn first meet.
[548.94 --> 549.14] Yeah.
[549.14 --> 552.76] And Finn won't stop grabbing her hand and trying to run away.
[553.38 --> 560.04] And I'm like, the only large female influence in Finn's life was Captain Freakin' Phasma.
[560.56 --> 560.82] Yeah.
[560.96 --> 562.38] Who's like a beast machine.
[562.74 --> 566.64] There's no way that he learned to hold her hand and run away.
[566.64 --> 567.20] Hmm.
[567.86 --> 570.12] There's no way that works for him.
[570.24 --> 572.74] His only female influence is, like, a freakin' boss.
[573.10 --> 573.42] Right.
[573.60 --> 575.94] And then he gets beat up by another girl.
[576.58 --> 577.66] There's a...
[577.66 --> 580.34] All the female in his life, all the females in his life...
[580.34 --> 581.34] Right, they just kick the crap out of him.
[581.36 --> 582.06] ...are beating him up.
[582.14 --> 583.96] And he's like, I need to take care of you.
[584.28 --> 584.56] Right.
[584.66 --> 585.36] Oh, no.
[585.74 --> 587.32] But then the second one...
[587.32 --> 587.56] That bugged me.
[587.62 --> 588.62] But that was basically it.
[588.70 --> 589.74] I liked the rest of the movie.
[589.84 --> 590.10] It was alright.
[590.18 --> 591.10] Episode 8, though.
[591.10 --> 592.74] It was a copycat movie, but it was alright.
[593.40 --> 594.20] Episode 8, though.
[594.32 --> 596.14] Episode 8 was hot garbage.
[596.14 --> 597.58] Pretty much the whole thing.
[597.86 --> 601.80] I actually thought of, at one point in time, making a video that was gonna be, like, an
[601.80 --> 605.24] hour and a half long of me just complaining about every single part of the movie.
[605.58 --> 608.90] And then I eventually was like, no, because there was...
[608.90 --> 612.88] I didn't really like the culture that was around hating the movie at that time.
[613.04 --> 613.68] And I didn't want to...
[613.68 --> 614.58] The culture is still bad.
[614.70 --> 614.94] Yeah.
[615.06 --> 615.86] And it's very toxic.
[616.00 --> 620.32] I didn't want to put myself in on that because I didn't agree with the general sentiment.
[620.32 --> 621.60] I just had my own complaints.
[621.60 --> 624.82] And my own complaints didn't seem to be really in line with everyone else's.
[624.86 --> 626.26] So I was like, I'm just gonna step away.
[626.90 --> 627.16] Got it.
[627.16 --> 628.16] And not become a part of this.
[628.30 --> 628.60] But yeah.
[628.60 --> 628.72] Alright.
[629.30 --> 633.60] My biggest problem was probably how bad the First Order is.
[633.86 --> 636.00] And how non-scary the First Order is.
[636.22 --> 636.62] Right.
[637.14 --> 639.02] Because, like, the Empire is legitimately scary.
[639.46 --> 644.86] And when you beat something that is strong and scary, when you defeat it, it's very rewarding.
[644.98 --> 646.56] Then you're a big winner and there's excitement.
[646.68 --> 647.86] Ewoks dancing and all that.
[647.94 --> 649.94] If you, like, kick a baby, it doesn't really matter.
[650.60 --> 650.96] Okay.