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[1221.70 --> 1222.46] Okay. |
[1222.74 --> 1223.84] That's, like, all... |
[1223.84 --> 1224.02] Yeah. |
[1224.14 --> 1227.06] It was, like, halfway there, apparently. |
[1227.94 --> 1228.82] Holy crap. |
[1230.34 --> 1231.42] Oh, jeez. |
[1231.44 --> 1232.72] Wouldn't it be great to be famous? |
[1232.98 --> 1234.02] Yeah, that'd be pretty neat. |
[1234.12 --> 1238.00] I'm not talking, like, this, like, crap tier, like, internet famous. |
[1238.14 --> 1238.74] Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
[1238.74 --> 1239.06] Like, I'm not... |
[1239.06 --> 1240.22] You want to be TV famous? |
[1240.22 --> 1242.08] I'm talking, like, household name famous. |
[1242.14 --> 1242.82] That would be nuts. |
[1242.82 --> 1243.42] Mind you. |
[1243.86 --> 1244.52] Mind you. |
[1244.52 --> 1252.88] I've had enough bad experiences with, like, people literally waking me up while I'm sleeping in the airport to take a selfie with me. |
[1252.90 --> 1253.08] No, no, no, no, no. |
[1253.14 --> 1254.00] That's a different level. |
[1254.18 --> 1255.06] He's on a private jet. |
[1255.22 --> 1255.80] No, no, I know. |
[1255.90 --> 1256.16] I know. |
[1256.28 --> 1266.98] But, like, I've had enough bad experiences with people, like, doing that kind of stuff to me that I can understand why if you were an order of magnitude or more, more famous than me... |
[1266.98 --> 1267.62] Oh, you would want those things. |
[1268.00 --> 1271.26] You would actually not be able to walk through an airport. |
[1271.82 --> 1272.10] Yeah. |
[1272.10 --> 1279.02] Like, if you're Barack Obama, how do you walk through an American airport? |
[1279.36 --> 1288.58] Have you ever had the moment where you wanted to go up and greet someone and then you get, like, the huge wave of, like, conflict when you're like, uh, I've been in this situation. |
[1288.58 --> 1290.08] Would I want to be approached right now? |
[1290.50 --> 1292.00] Have you ever been in that situation? |
[1292.24 --> 1292.72] I... |
[1292.72 --> 1295.24] Guys, I have one very strong example, but I want to hear you. |
[1295.38 --> 1298.74] I stood in an elevator with Wayne Gretzky once. |
[1299.02 --> 1299.38] What? |
[1300.18 --> 1301.26] Oh, that would be hard. |
[1301.40 --> 1301.66] Okay. |
[1302.08 --> 1303.64] And I just nodded. |
[1304.36 --> 1306.72] I figured if I say anything... |
[1306.72 --> 1308.80] It's kind of a cool moment in itself, though. |
[1308.82 --> 1309.22] Better not to. |
[1309.46 --> 1310.10] Because you're, like... |
[1310.10 --> 1312.74] I mean, by that point, he was more of a Ford spokesman than a hockey player. |
[1312.98 --> 1313.64] So, like... |
[1313.64 --> 1314.06] Still? |
[1314.18 --> 1314.62] But he... |
[1314.62 --> 1315.46] Still the great one. |
[1315.68 --> 1316.74] It's from freaking Wayne Gretzky. |
[1316.82 --> 1317.82] Like, we're Canadians, so, like... |
[1317.82 --> 1318.50] That's a big deal. |
[1318.54 --> 1321.22] Even if you don't watch hockey, really, up here, that's still a big deal. |
[1321.26 --> 1323.86] It's like running into Michael Jordan in an elevator. |
[1324.24 --> 1325.98] Except I don't know if he would fit in an elevator. |
[1326.24 --> 1327.90] But Wayne Gretzky's not that tall. |
[1328.22 --> 1329.78] He has to go up, like, the freight elevator. |
[1332.28 --> 1333.06] I, uh... |
[1333.06 --> 1338.14] Or just, like, sit down. |
[1338.56 --> 1338.88] Terrible. |
[1339.30 --> 1340.48] Sit down in the elevator. |
[1341.34 --> 1342.74] I mean, can you even cross your legs, though? |
[1342.74 --> 1343.20] A lot of... |
[1343.20 --> 1344.64] Especially, like, a European elevator. |
[1344.86 --> 1345.26] No way. |
[1345.38 --> 1345.80] Pretty narrow. |
[1345.96 --> 1346.46] No way. |
[1346.56 --> 1346.74] Yeah. |
[1347.14 --> 1347.64] Anyway, sorry. |
[1347.68 --> 1348.20] What were you going to say? |
[1348.40 --> 1349.28] I saw... |
[1349.28 --> 1350.36] It was at PAX West. |
[1350.50 --> 1351.40] I saw a market player. |
[1352.12 --> 1354.06] And I know he, like, knows of us and all that kind of stuff. |
[1354.16 --> 1355.06] And I was like, oh, that's exciting. |
[1355.10 --> 1357.94] I want to, like, go say hi for the first time in person. |
[1358.42 --> 1360.84] It was, like, 8 in the morning at a Starbucks. |
[1361.66 --> 1363.48] And he was standing there waiting for his coffee. |
[1363.48 --> 1365.60] I took one step and was like, no. |
[1366.46 --> 1367.16] I'm good. |
[1368.28 --> 1369.60] I'm just not gonna... |
[1369.60 --> 1370.96] He hasn't had his coffee yet. |
[1370.96 --> 1372.90] He's standing there with some lady. |
[1373.16 --> 1374.48] They're both being very quiet. |
[1374.62 --> 1375.96] I don't think because they're awkward. |
[1376.14 --> 1377.58] I think because they're freaking tired. |
[1377.96 --> 1378.22] Yeah. |
[1378.38 --> 1380.04] And I'm just like, I'm just gonna... |
[1380.04 --> 1381.10] It's all about timing. |
[1381.48 --> 1384.46] Because, like, I actually like taking pictures with people and stuff. |
[1384.46 --> 1384.74] Me too. |
[1384.84 --> 1385.24] Yeah. |
[1385.24 --> 1387.30] Like, if someone walks up and they're like, hey, can I get a selfie? |
[1387.36 --> 1390.04] I'm like, that's cool because it's like a taste of being... |
[1390.04 --> 1391.00] A little bit of an ego boost. |
[1391.04 --> 1391.26] Famous. |
[1391.34 --> 1391.52] Yeah. |
[1391.66 --> 1392.02] Exactly. |
[1392.18 --> 1393.28] Someone, like... |
[1393.28 --> 1393.88] I remember... |
[1393.88 --> 1397.48] I still remember the first time someone asked me to autograph something. |
[1397.64 --> 1397.86] Yeah. |
[1397.86 --> 1402.52] Just using that word, I was like, well, I can't autograph anything, but I'll sign it for you. |
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