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[2308.80 --> 2310.34] An additional six pack of cans.
[2310.46 --> 2310.60] Yeah.
[2310.82 --> 2311.80] We've got to tell these guys.
[2311.84 --> 2315.38] We've got to increase these guys' rates so they can't afford to give away so much coffee.
[2315.38 --> 2321.24] No, in all seriousness though, we love giving you guys offers like this where it's just a total no-brainer.
[2321.34 --> 2322.30] Go order some madrinas.
[2322.62 --> 2324.46] Check it out at the link in the video description.
[2324.78 --> 2324.90] Yeah.
[2324.90 --> 2326.64] Oh, boy.
[2326.64 --> 2327.58] Oh, crap.
[2327.58 --> 2328.28] Oh, crap.
[2328.28 --> 2328.74] Oh, jeez.
[2328.88 --> 2329.38] Oh, hey.
[2329.44 --> 2329.82] We're back.
[2329.82 --> 2332.62] I am clearly not on my A-game today.
[2332.72 --> 2334.20] Someone's asking when is Craphead War coming?
[2334.86 --> 2336.12] It's coming when it's done.
[2336.58 --> 2336.90] Okay.
[2337.08 --> 2338.00] It is being edited.
[2338.26 --> 2339.94] The first episode is rough cut.
[2340.18 --> 2340.42] Okay.
[2340.62 --> 2343.56] Ed is working on at least the second episode by now.
[2343.64 --> 2345.74] I believe it's going to be four episodes.
[2346.30 --> 2346.58] Oh.
[2346.96 --> 2348.34] Was it four days or three days?
[2349.12 --> 2350.10] It was four days.
[2350.10 --> 2350.48] I think it was four days.
[2350.60 --> 2352.54] But it was like two of them were half days.
[2354.36 --> 2357.68] Depending on what was going on on your side, it might be fine.
[2358.34 --> 2359.88] Because there was a lot going down.
[2359.94 --> 2360.90] I saw something.
[2361.22 --> 2361.86] Oh, did you now?
[2361.88 --> 2362.90] I won't say what it was.
[2362.92 --> 2364.42] We don't want to spoil it for you guys.
[2364.42 --> 2367.90] But the no internet challenge is going to be real.
[2368.06 --> 2369.70] And it's going to be pretty intense.
[2369.86 --> 2371.82] I saw something that I very almost did.
[2372.60 --> 2373.16] Oh.
[2373.68 --> 2375.30] Like very close, but didn't.
[2375.48 --> 2376.06] So it'll be cool.
[2376.50 --> 2377.30] Got it.
[2377.50 --> 2377.66] Yeah.
[2378.08 --> 2378.74] All right.
[2378.88 --> 2382.16] New SSDs from Samsung in a new form factor.
[2382.58 --> 2385.42] So Samsung just launched the...
[2385.42 --> 2387.16] Oh, crap.
[2387.96 --> 2391.00] I need to go fix something in today's TechLink episode.
[2391.00 --> 2395.76] So go ahead with that topic.
[2396.32 --> 2396.66] Okay.
[2396.92 --> 2401.08] I have no idea what that means because I don't know what today's TechLink episode was.
[2401.42 --> 2403.50] I'm not sure what he read.
[2404.08 --> 2406.48] But it says in the notes here...
[2406.48 --> 2409.02] Actually, let me get this posted into Twitch chat.
[2409.62 --> 2412.96] I'm not really going to be able to get this on screen super easily.
[2412.96 --> 2413.96] Uh...
[2414.70 --> 2416.50] I wonder what that even means.
[2416.96 --> 2417.34] I'm really...
[2417.34 --> 2418.10] Oh, geez.
[2419.10 --> 2419.78] Uh...
[2419.78 --> 2419.94] Oh.
[2420.12 --> 2420.94] No, I can do this.
[2422.76 --> 2423.60] Trust me.
[2424.30 --> 2425.34] Anyone play Titanfall 2?
[2425.88 --> 2427.18] That was an amazing single player.
[2427.88 --> 2428.04] Huh.
[2428.32 --> 2429.50] It doesn't work.
[2429.96 --> 2430.28] Okay.
[2430.36 --> 2434.34] He's got it set to Luke's screen, which makes no sense because it's very specifically his screen.
[2434.66 --> 2434.92] Okay.
[2434.92 --> 2435.52] Uh...
[2435.52 --> 2440.78] Samsung launches 8TB NVMe solid-state drive in NF1 form factor.
[2441.00 --> 2446.98] The 8TB is amazing, but the NF1 form factor is actually the more interesting part, in my opinion.
[2447.42 --> 2447.62] Uh...
[2447.62 --> 2451.98] Samsung has launched the largest capacity NVMe solid-state drive to date at 8TB.
[2452.16 --> 2452.36] Cool.
[2452.82 --> 2458.38] The NF1 SSD will target data-focused analytics and virtualization requirements within data centers.
[2458.48 --> 2460.72] This is not targeted towards consumers.
[2460.72 --> 2464.72] It's an 8TB freaking crazy SSD.
[2465.54 --> 2466.22] This isn't...
[2466.22 --> 2470.06] I know you'd like it, but it's not really for you yet.
[2470.16 --> 2471.26] It probably will be one day.
[2471.62 --> 2471.82] Uh...
[2471.82 --> 2479.44] The otherwise known as next-generation small form factor, which makes me want to cry because calling things next generation is not a good idea because eventually it's last generation.
[2479.44 --> 2480.08] Uh...
[2480.08 --> 2483.72] NF1 is a minuscule form factor featuring in...
[2483.72 --> 2484.24] Uh...
[2484.24 --> 2490.52] A form factor measuring in at 11 centimeters by 3.05 centimeters.
[2490.72 --> 2493.80] Three times the storage density of M.2.
[2494.86 --> 2498.10] It runs on 16 pieces of 512 gigabyte NAND.
[2499.08 --> 2499.26] And...
[2499.26 --> 2500.02] Do you know what's happening?
[2501.72 --> 2502.14] I don't know.
[2502.18 --> 2502.68] He ran away.
[2502.84 --> 2503.52] You have no idea?
[2503.54 --> 2504.52] He needed a co-host.
[2504.60 --> 2505.20] That would be great.
[2507.88 --> 2509.00] Welcome to WAN Show.
[2509.66 --> 2512.06] Welcome to the most professional show there is.
[2512.16 --> 2512.78] Yeah, pretty much.
[2512.80 --> 2513.36] On television.