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[1848.16 --> 1849.42] Um, so there you go, guys.
[1849.46 --> 1851.36] I really need to see your votes on this one.
[1851.68 --> 1852.70] I'm actually, you know what?
[1852.70 --> 1853.84] I'm going to vote on this too.
[1853.84 --> 1857.12] Um, I, I'm a no, I'm a no never.
[1857.42 --> 1858.08] That's what I did.
[1858.36 --> 1858.80] Wow.
[1859.00 --> 1859.30] Okay.
[1859.40 --> 1860.44] This is pretty clear.
[1860.74 --> 1862.72] Uh, this could be an audience thing.
[1862.78 --> 1869.22] It could be that our audience is specifically no nevers, um, or no, not for nows because there's
[1869.22 --> 1870.44] really not that many other.
[1870.44 --> 1872.06] Look at them votes coming in.
[1872.34 --> 1873.20] Look at them.
[1873.28 --> 1876.04] Look at them numbers moving on this one.
[1876.04 --> 1878.94] And look at them numbers not moving so much on this one.
[1879.06 --> 1880.84] The pie chart is pretty sweet too.
[1881.06 --> 1881.42] Yeah.
[1881.58 --> 1883.50] Red and green is like the whole thing basically.
[1883.80 --> 1886.32] Uh, there's, again, this could be a target audience thing.
[1886.32 --> 1891.46] There's a huge community of people, especially very young people that are just like Instagram,
[1891.74 --> 1893.80] Twitter, and other apps.
[1893.88 --> 1894.70] They're not on Facebook.
[1894.94 --> 1896.76] They're not on YouTube as much.
[1897.00 --> 1897.10] Yeah.
[1897.10 --> 1902.48] They're much more on Instagram and Twitter and they might be much more down for the vertical
[1902.48 --> 1902.80] video.
[1902.80 --> 1909.54] So my wife not only like is a consumer of vertical video, um, mostly on Facebook.
[1910.62 --> 1915.76] She also even watches horizontal video with her phone vertical just cause she finds that
[1915.76 --> 1918.34] more comfortable to hold your phone that way.
[1918.60 --> 1919.00] No.
[1919.22 --> 1919.60] I know.
[1920.42 --> 1921.06] I know.
[1921.16 --> 1921.46] I know.
[1921.50 --> 1922.78] It makes me so sad.
[1922.96 --> 1923.50] More comfortable.
[1923.68 --> 1925.34] And like, she's, she's like this all the time.
[1925.40 --> 1926.12] You know what?
[1926.16 --> 1929.52] I'm about to, I'm about to go off on this for a little bit here.
[1929.52 --> 1933.80] I mean, so she'll do this kind of stuff where she'll take a picture of the kids or something
[1933.80 --> 1937.52] and she's good about turning her phone when she takes a picture.
[1937.80 --> 1939.56] So that's good at least.
[1940.40 --> 1944.32] But then she'll take the picture and she's always got her orientation locked.
[1944.60 --> 1946.02] She'll hand me her phone to look at it.
[1946.14 --> 1950.88] And I'm like, I can't, I can't even, you're using literally a third of your screen.
[1951.22 --> 1953.22] Why do you even bother having a smartphone?
[1953.52 --> 1956.52] Why don't you go back in time and get a flip phone?
[1956.60 --> 1959.50] If all you want is a third of the screen, then you could have hard work.
[1959.52 --> 1960.08] Wear buttons.
[1961.18 --> 1966.06] Then, then you wouldn't have to deal with all this extra screen that you apparently can't handle.
[1967.30 --> 1968.86] Twitch chat divorce time.
[1969.30 --> 1970.68] Like even Netflix, man.
[1971.50 --> 1971.70] Even.
[1971.96 --> 1972.14] What?
[1972.38 --> 1972.78] Yes.
[1973.06 --> 1975.34] She will watch movies like that.
[1975.90 --> 1977.04] Oh, that's pretty.
[1977.08 --> 1979.10] Cause I was, I was giving a little bit of benefit of the doubt.
[1979.16 --> 1982.10] Like if it's a, if it's like a two minute video, maybe you just don't even want to bother
[1982.10 --> 1982.88] change the setting.
[1982.98 --> 1983.62] No, no.
[1983.66 --> 1985.70] She's basically evil.
[1985.70 --> 1989.58] She'll also, she'll also watch.
[1989.72 --> 1991.04] Oh, this, this drives me nuts.
[1991.04 --> 1993.70] Especially because we have an OLED TV.
[1994.52 --> 2000.48] She will watch Netflix content on the TV in a window.
[2000.68 --> 2001.16] What?
[2001.26 --> 2007.30] With the start menu burning in a like $6,000 TV.
[2007.30 --> 2009.38] Cause I totally took home the W7.
[2011.54 --> 2012.10] Of course.
[2013.46 --> 2013.68] Wow.
[2013.68 --> 2014.00] Right.
[2014.14 --> 2015.42] White windows logo.
[2015.96 --> 2017.26] Bottom fricking left.
[2017.68 --> 2018.44] And I'm like.
[2018.52 --> 2019.42] Wait, it's already burnt in?
[2020.70 --> 2021.46] It's okay.
[2021.88 --> 2022.36] It's okay.
[2022.42 --> 2024.90] I've done like the restore thing a couple of times and it's, it's fine.
[2024.96 --> 2025.64] I don't notice it.
[2026.12 --> 2027.02] Nick and Twitch chat.
[2027.36 --> 2027.72] Yikes.
[2027.72 --> 2031.02] But like, that is a sin.
[2031.16 --> 2032.04] That's really bad.
[2032.14 --> 2034.34] And like, to me, she's like, oh yeah, I didn't, I'll walk in.
[2034.38 --> 2037.14] I'll be like, yo, the, the, the video is not full screen.
[2037.20 --> 2038.00] She'll be like, oh, I didn't notice.
[2039.26 --> 2039.62] What?
[2043.22 --> 2044.36] How does that even happen?
[2044.58 --> 2045.72] How can you not?
[2045.90 --> 2047.60] How can that not be the immediate?
[2047.86 --> 2053.72] I would notice that before I noticed that I walked in and my kids were watching pornography.
[2054.04 --> 2056.50] I would notice that it is not full screen.
[2056.50 --> 2056.76] Great.
[2057.42 --> 2058.34] Also, what are those?
[2058.64 --> 2058.86] Yeah.
[2059.70 --> 2061.04] Clearly fake, by the way.
[2063.62 --> 2065.62] Kids, don't let this affect your body image.
[2066.22 --> 2067.56] Clearly that's aftermarket.
[2069.62 --> 2071.10] Gotta go to the parts store for those.