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[2245.22 --> 2246.22] I don't have an iPhone.
[2246.22 --> 2247.22] Anyone.
[2247.22 --> 2248.22] Now I want to go get one cause that'd be cool.
[2248.22 --> 2249.22] If you see Lewis.
[2249.22 --> 2250.22] Offers her ups up.
[2250.22 --> 2252.22] He'll smash your screen and replace it on site.
[2252.22 --> 2253.22] Nice.
[2253.22 --> 2254.22] Are you doing something out of boot?
[2254.22 --> 2255.22] Or are you just kind of wandering around hanging out?
[2255.22 --> 2256.22] I don't think so.
[2256.22 --> 2257.22] Just wandering around.
[2257.22 --> 2258.22] I wasn't even informed.
[2258.22 --> 2262.22] Uh, anyone sitting here was going to be here until like the beginning of this week.
[2262.22 --> 2265.22] And then I only knew you were going to be here until today.
[2265.22 --> 2266.22] So, I'm actually quite excited.
[2266.22 --> 2267.22] We talked about that earlier.
[2267.22 --> 2268.22] I actually knew for three months.
[2268.22 --> 2269.22] Yeah.
[2269.22 --> 2270.22] Yeah.
[2270.22 --> 2274.22] Communication around these parts is just absolutely fantastic.
[2274.22 --> 2275.22] Yeah.
[2275.22 --> 2277.22] I just thought I knew how to open or close an iMac.
[2277.22 --> 2278.22] Oh.
[2278.22 --> 2279.22] That was.
[2279.22 --> 2281.22] Was that his whole, okay.
[2281.22 --> 2284.72] I told him like, yeah, you realize I've had employees to like put those back together
[2284.72 --> 2286.22] for the past five years.
[2286.22 --> 2289.22] This is he, you don't know how to open or close this?
[2289.22 --> 2292.22] And I said, I'll figure it out.
[2292.22 --> 2293.22] Yeah.
[2293.22 --> 2294.22] I'll just grab the board and go click.
[2294.22 --> 2297.22] And he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[2297.22 --> 2298.22] And then the whole thing started shipping.
[2298.22 --> 2299.22] Oh yeah.
[2299.22 --> 2301.22] When I was just, oh, I don't think it's fitting in.
[2301.22 --> 2304.22] I'm like, yeah, let me just push it hard.
[2304.22 --> 2307.22] No spoilers, but I legit got anxiety watching you guys work on that iMac.
[2307.22 --> 2309.22] I turned around and sat down on the wall.
[2309.22 --> 2314.22] Like I didn't even like, I was out of eyesight because I was getting anxious watching it.
[2314.22 --> 2316.22] I gave him the same service that we give every customer.
[2319.22 --> 2322.22] That's the, that's the best ad I think I've ever heard.
[2322.22 --> 2326.22] No, I've had like a store manager come to me and say, can you stop like showing,
[2326.22 --> 2330.22] reading the letters that customers write on screen because I'll be sitting there fixing
[2330.22 --> 2332.22] a board and I'll go, oh, this Thunderbolt doesn't look good.
[2332.22 --> 2333.22] Yoink.
[2333.22 --> 2334.22] Or the other USB circuit looks bent.
[2334.22 --> 2336.22] We can always put that stuff back on later.
[2336.22 --> 2337.22] You don't really need that.
[2337.22 --> 2340.22] And I'm saying it's kind of a joke because I'm going to get rid of that circuit and I'll
[2340.22 --> 2342.22] put it back on once it turns on.
[2342.22 --> 2345.22] But there'll be people watching going, oh my God, what is he doing to my board?
[2345.22 --> 2348.22] And they'll call them and say, is that my board on the screen that you just ripped all that stuff off?
[2348.22 --> 2353.22] You should know what you were getting.
[2353.22 --> 2356.22] That's fantastic.
[2356.22 --> 2357.22] Why is everyone spamming numbers?
[2357.22 --> 2359.22] I don't understand.
[2359.22 --> 2360.22] I'm just going to mass ban people.
[2360.22 --> 2362.22] Oh, I want people to type F.
[2362.22 --> 2363.22] I don't know what that means either.
[2363.22 --> 2364.22] That is.
[2364.22 --> 2365.22] Well F is pay respects, right?
[2365.22 --> 2366.22] Yeah.
[2366.22 --> 2367.22] People keep doing this.
[2367.22 --> 2373.22] So that's a, that's a Call of Duty meme where you like walk up to, I believe they're
[2373.22 --> 2378.22] lowering the coffin of your like friend into the ground, your, your friend and fellow soldier.
[2378.22 --> 2382.22] Um, and you like, you have to press F on your keyboard.
[2382.22 --> 2384.22] Why don't you type R for respect?
[2384.22 --> 2385.22] What is F?
[2385.22 --> 2387.22] I think F is just like, it's like an easy macro key.
[2387.22 --> 2388.22] Oh.
[2388.22 --> 2390.22] So if your fingers are on like, W, A, D, you can.
[2390.22 --> 2392.22] Well usually the two interact keys in a game on a computer.
[2392.22 --> 2394.22] Yeah, I've never played Call of Duty.
[2394.22 --> 2397.22] Oh, everyone's spamming F.
[2397.22 --> 2400.22] I thought everyone is doing numbers and I was like, alright, I'm just going to go and start banning people.
[2400.22 --> 2401.22] But you know what? F is okay.
[2401.22 --> 2403.22] Is it cause the stream died?
[2403.22 --> 2405.22] No, it's just not showing here.
[2405.22 --> 2406.22] This is, uh, yeah.
[2406.22 --> 2407.22] Oh, okay.
[2407.22 --> 2410.22] My eyes aren't great so I'm like trying to monitor the chat from here.
[2410.22 --> 2413.22] You have good enough internet that you could watch your own stream while you're streaming it.
[2413.22 --> 2414.22] On two different devices.
[2414.22 --> 2416.22] Oh yeah, you experienced New York internet.
[2416.22 --> 2417.22] I'm so sorry.
[2417.22 --> 2420.22] If somebody, if I play the stream while I'm watching it, I'll get dropped frames.
[2420.22 --> 2423.22] This guy from Russia actually made me a little plug-in for Open Broadcaster.
[2423.22 --> 2426.22] It'll say this many frames stolen by Time Warner with a little logo.
[2426.22 --> 2428.22] And it'll go up and it matches the Open Broadcaster count.
[2428.22 --> 2430.22] Why is internet in New York bad?
[2430.22 --> 2431.22] Oh, it's real bad.
[2431.22 --> 2432.22] What?
[2432.22 --> 2437.22] We've done news stories on, it's so controlled, it's such like, there's so many little agreements
[2437.22 --> 2441.22] from all the little ISPs there that they don't compete with one another that there's
[2441.22 --> 2444.22] basically no service or infrastructure upgrades the last 15-20 years.
[2444.22 --> 2449.22] You either have Verizon DSL in my location, which is 3 megabit down and .7 megabit up,
[2449.22 --> 2455.22] or you get Time Warner, which is 20 megabit up half the time for 409 plus stacks.
[2455.22 --> 2460.22] The hotel I'm staying at, the hotel I'm staying at in Richmond right now gives me .6 down, .1 up.
[2460.22 --> 2464.22] I went to upload a video today using the connection upstairs and I thought, oh, it says six minutes
[2464.22 --> 2465.22] remaining.