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[778.56 --> 782.94] and then was like okay yeah i'm gonna go here but like there was no googling obviously
[782.94 --> 789.50] or existing so i don't want to spoil anything for you but you guys need to watch this season
[789.50 --> 798.56] and i will i will tell you one thing that i did i made a sign to go in the back window of my car
[798.56 --> 806.34] with my phone number on it your actual phone number that basically said want to buy gaming computer
[806.34 --> 815.30] did anyone call sms this number no okay so an idea i had that i didn't do so it's not even a spoiler
[815.30 --> 819.54] i guess was uh setting up one of those signs and like sitting at a bus loop
[819.54 --> 827.70] i didn't do it i mean how did this is the stuff we came down to okay this was hard how did people
[827.70 --> 835.70] find each other before the internet i don't even know okay well i thought about this uh yeah but
[835.70 --> 841.78] but you wouldn't do it anymore but classifieds and stuff right i i can't where would you find a
[841.78 --> 846.82] newspaper that's that's and like no one's gonna do that anymore so there's no point what kind of
[846.82 --> 852.68] like a technology savvy person would post something in a newspaper exactly so yeah there's really no point
[852.68 --> 859.24] but like i think that's what they would have done oh man back in the day um yeah so anyway
[860.20 --> 866.28] it's gonna be great um swap meets i think it uh oh yeah but who runs a swap meet from no i know i'm
[866.28 --> 870.84] just who's day no i'm saying like i thought of these things yeah yeah yeah i i even thought of like what
[870.84 --> 877.32] if there's like a land party or something and i could just go and like buy a ticket and ask people if
[877.32 --> 884.44] they want to sell me their computer like at a land i got an offer to borrow one like i could rent a
[884.44 --> 885.40] computer from someone
[888.28 --> 893.72] which technically like isn't against the rules that violates the spirit of the competition exactly
[893.72 --> 899.16] for sure which is why i didn't do it but like the guy was like yeah you could like rent my computer
[899.16 --> 904.36] and like direct it for like a week and then just bring it back
[906.52 --> 913.00] i was like i there's technically no rule against that but like not okay one he knew me
[913.00 --> 918.12] oh it wouldn't have been fair either way yeah so that it was it was pre-ixenade but like while
[918.12 --> 922.84] i was standing there i was thinking like if he didn't like maybe i could ask people i don't know
[922.84 --> 928.60] that probably no one would do it i would never even know that you rented it
[930.36 --> 937.08] if you were just like i got this for 10 bucks i'd have to be mad but like
[937.88 --> 943.64] well you'd watch the episode and figure it out yeah i think i'd take back your trophy yeah i i think i
[943.64 --> 949.80] i think i would take back your trophy if you won like that that's not cool yeah because i have been
[949.80 --> 955.16] known to take back a trophy you know if i feel like how skeptical would you be i've been mistreated
[955.16 --> 959.48] i feel like you would have been digging and figured it out on the spot you know no i probably would
[959.48 --> 964.52] have believed you like you you've been you've been honest with me over the years no okay if i was
[964.52 --> 971.08] like a full it's probably has leds in it like it probably has a window if i'm renting a gaming
[971.08 --> 977.24] tower from someone okay right yeah no okay like i i doubt you i would ask prying questions i'd be like
[977.24 --> 984.60] yes who did you get it from did they know you where did you get it can i buy one of these now
[985.64 --> 991.72] if i go there can i get one how many can we buy and flip and make tons exactly exactly
[992.68 --> 1001.32] so oh i think people are really confused so i said if you won with that strategy i would take the trophy
[1001.32 --> 1006.12] yeah yeah um all right because if you if you rent a computer for ten dollars you're probably going to
[1006.12 --> 1013.48] win that was like the we would never spoil scrapyard wars you guys no scrapyard wars is like it's like
[1013.48 --> 1020.12] sacred around here it is you do not talk about scrapyard wars outside of the company to ensure
[1020.12 --> 1026.60] even a lot of people internally yeah don't know who wins until the episodes come out so all right
[1026.60 --> 1030.68] did you want to do some like actual tech news or something at some point what do you think might as well
[1030.68 --> 1037.48] i guess so i mean we the people all came all the way here from uh and you know they clearly don't
[1037.48 --> 1041.64] know where to get their tech news because they haven't already watched all of this yeah um
[1043.64 --> 1050.84] so this was originally posted by i'm a razor on the forum and uh i think it's just i'm razor oh okay
[1050.84 --> 1062.68] well whatever and the original article is from oops um uh uh uh properties uh deactivate uh activate uh
[1063.24 --> 1071.16] do was this not tested uh duplicate um maybe not um um oh wait wait wait hold on hold on new idea
[1071.16 --> 1077.24] new idea is that even the right one uh uh uh hey oh oh
[1077.24 --> 1089.16] oh yeah block them notifications all right um intel launches optane dims so these are sort of
[1090.52 --> 1101.64] ddr4 sticks except they're only ddr4 in the sense that they fit in a ddr4 slot
[1101.64 --> 1113.16] but they are not ddr4 because the actual chips on them are not dram they are not ddr4 right right
[1115.40 --> 1122.44] that's interesting so basically they're announcing the availability but it's not like you can actually
[1122.44 --> 1127.48] buy one right now it looks like they will be sampling these uh
[1127.48 --> 1134.20] uh they're sampling them now and they will be shipping them for revenue later this year but
[1134.20 --> 1139.56] only to select customers and then broad availability is planned for some time in 2019.
[1140.20 --> 1146.68] so in a nutshell or actually let's go through some more specs first so they'll be using optane dc
[1147.32 --> 1153.16] sorry they'll be branded as optane dc persistent memory so that's data center not direct current and
[1153.16 --> 1161.16] this is this is in contrast with optane dc ssds so those would be like pci express or um nvme or
[1161.16 --> 1168.44] whatever else um just regular ssds m2 and they are not to be confused with the consumer-oriented
[1169.00 --> 1174.60] optane memory caching ssds that was such a terrible name for that product like they should have just
[1174.60 --> 1180.44] called it like the optane accelerator or something yes optane memory you literally you on the spot you
[1180.44 --> 1186.20] just made a far better name for it and you know what the stupidest part of that is when i was at
[1186.20 --> 1195.16] their launch event when they were launching optane memory they briefed us on this they knew this was
[1195.16 --> 1205.88] coming they knew actual optane on a dim for servers was coming and they still called the little m.2
[1205.88 --> 1215.72] thing that accelerates your hard drive optane memory unbelievable intel i love you guys dearly
[1216.76 --> 1222.12] but holy crap you can probably uh contact one of the business guys about having us help you with
[1222.12 --> 1228.84] your naming schemes yeah you know a new business we'd actually be really for linus media group you
[1228.84 --> 1234.60] know you know uh asus you know how many people have asked me um when we're gonna do the next asus rog
[1234.60 --> 1240.36] rig reboot do you know where that name came from i know this story but i'm gonna pretend that i don't
[1240.36 --> 1246.92] because it will work better if you're telling me for the first time so no wow you just completely
[1247.56 --> 1255.48] you completely ruined everything for me right now um i've never this is i'm so interested where where did
[1255.48 --> 1262.92] where did rg rig reboot come from okay so they originally um when we were when we were pitching
[1262.92 --> 1269.72] this uh they sent us oh what were the what were the names that they they pitched us because we were
[1269.72 --> 1276.44] supposed it was really our bad we were supposed to get back to them like it was over a span of weeks
[1276.44 --> 1283.88] they were uh because they pitched us a name and we thought it was like really bad and or generic
[1283.88 --> 1290.84] um that's a great picture uh yeah twitch chat should probably see that picture okay so just
[1291.56 --> 1300.36] i have a really weird relationship with my asus rep um i'm just gonna see if there's don't show your
[1300.36 --> 1306.20] screen right now though uh is there anything there is right there right there okay okay i got it yeah
[1306.20 --> 1311.96] anything in here uh no that should all be fine okay yeah yeah i can show my screen now okay
[1311.96 --> 1319.96] um so this is an email that he sent to me we're kind of rethinking the whole program at the moment
[1320.60 --> 1325.56] um so this was when we weren't sure if we were going to be working together on it socks with sandals do
[1325.56 --> 1332.28] not create the branding image that we are after here the whole neo-chic glam southern surfer rockabilly
[1332.28 --> 1339.32] theme is great but come on even the socks are white and so this is a uh this is a tweet that we had sent
[1339.32 --> 1346.84] out uh around that time that is me in case you guys are wondering so if you're feeling a little
[1347.64 --> 1353.48] you know a little aroused it's totally fine hot and heavy yeah yeah um anyway so they they
[1353.48 --> 1357.96] totally understand idea and i was super busy and had no time to think about it
[1357.96 --> 1362.76] so colton walked into my office he's like look i'm not leaving your office
[1363.64 --> 1368.76] until you give me a name to give them because good job that's the last thing holding up moving
[1368.76 --> 1377.96] forward with this project and so i'm like oh i i don't know maybe like um rog rig reboot and then
[1377.96 --> 1385.96] if they hate that like come back to me literally on the spot we should offer us naming things as a
[1385.96 --> 1392.04] consulting fee based like service to companies because they're so bad at it like did you know
[1392.04 --> 1398.12] that seagate's rebranding for their drives you know iron wolf yeah and they still have barracuda
[1398.12 --> 1405.40] i like skyhawk iron wolf iron wolf pro okay i like it too i think they did a good job but get this
[1405.40 --> 1413.88] to come up with that scheme they hired the person who did the color based branding over at wd yeah
[1415.96 --> 1423.24] they couldn't just copy it it's not like there was a it's not like there was any kind of you know
[1424.12 --> 1431.16] secret like they already had barracuda i know like just keep going barracuda was cool
[1431.16 --> 1438.76] you kept it swordfish drive sure shark i don't know like and like the the like barracuda has like
[1438.76 --> 1443.48] two kind of steps through it so iron wolf makes sense why did you like shark is maybe a little bit
[1443.48 --> 1450.76] too sure why did you have to hire someone to come up with that like i'm not trying to be a jerk or
[1450.76 --> 1459.48] anything again seagate my friends i i everyone i've ever met from seagate love you dearly but holy crap
[1459.48 --> 1465.56] um what were we even talking about i don't even know oh right obtain memory oh right right right
[1465.56 --> 1471.96] okay okay well no you never actually got you said colton came into your office right oh yeah i just

[778.56 --> 782.94] and then was like okay yeah i'm gonna go here but like there was no googling obviously

[782.94 --> 789.50] or existing so i don't want to spoil anything for you but you guys need to watch this season

[789.50 --> 798.56] and i will i will tell you one thing that i did i made a sign to go in the back window of my car

[798.56 --> 806.34] with my phone number on it your actual phone number that basically said want to buy gaming computer

[806.34 --> 815.30] did anyone call sms this number no okay so an idea i had that i didn't do so it's not even a spoiler

[815.30 --> 819.54] i guess was uh setting up one of those signs and like sitting at a bus loop

[819.54 --> 827.70] i didn't do it i mean how did this is the stuff we came down to okay this was hard how did people

[827.70 --> 835.70] find each other before the internet i don't even know okay well i thought about this uh yeah but

[835.70 --> 841.78] but you wouldn't do it anymore but classifieds and stuff right i i can't where would you find a

[841.78 --> 846.82] newspaper that's that's and like no one's gonna do that anymore so there's no point what kind of

[846.82 --> 852.68] like a technology savvy person would post something in a newspaper exactly so yeah there's really no point

[852.68 --> 859.24] but like i think that's what they would have done oh man back in the day um yeah so anyway

[860.20 --> 866.28] it's gonna be great um swap meets i think it uh oh yeah but who runs a swap meet from no i know i'm

[866.28 --> 870.84] just who's day no i'm saying like i thought of these things yeah yeah yeah i i even thought of like what

[870.84 --> 877.32] if there's like a land party or something and i could just go and like buy a ticket and ask people if

[877.32 --> 884.44] they want to sell me their computer like at a land i got an offer to borrow one like i could rent a

[884.44 --> 885.40] computer from someone

[888.28 --> 893.72] which technically like isn't against the rules that violates the spirit of the competition exactly

[893.72 --> 899.16] for sure which is why i didn't do it but like the guy was like yeah you could like rent my computer

[899.16 --> 904.36] and like direct it for like a week and then just bring it back

[906.52 --> 913.00] i was like i there's technically no rule against that but like not okay one he knew me

[913.00 --> 918.12] oh it wouldn't have been fair either way yeah so that it was it was pre-ixenade but like while

[918.12 --> 922.84] i was standing there i was thinking like if he didn't like maybe i could ask people i don't know

[922.84 --> 928.60] that probably no one would do it i would never even know that you rented it

[930.36 --> 937.08] if you were just like i got this for 10 bucks i'd have to be mad but like

[937.88 --> 943.64] well you'd watch the episode and figure it out yeah i think i'd take back your trophy yeah i i think i

[943.64 --> 949.80] i think i would take back your trophy if you won like that that's not cool yeah because i have been

[949.80 --> 955.16] known to take back a trophy you know if i feel like how skeptical would you be i've been mistreated

[955.16 --> 959.48] i feel like you would have been digging and figured it out on the spot you know no i probably would

[959.48 --> 964.52] have believed you like you you've been you've been honest with me over the years no okay if i was

[964.52 --> 971.08] like a full it's probably has leds in it like it probably has a window if i'm renting a gaming

[971.08 --> 977.24] tower from someone okay right yeah no okay like i i doubt you i would ask prying questions i'd be like

[977.24 --> 984.60] yes who did you get it from did they know you where did you get it can i buy one of these now

[985.64 --> 991.72] if i go there can i get one how many can we buy and flip and make tons exactly exactly

[992.68 --> 1001.32] so oh i think people are really confused so i said if you won with that strategy i would take the trophy

[1001.32 --> 1006.12] yeah yeah um all right because if you if you rent a computer for ten dollars you're probably going to

[1006.12 --> 1013.48] win that was like the we would never spoil scrapyard wars you guys no scrapyard wars is like it's like

[1013.48 --> 1020.12] sacred around here it is you do not talk about scrapyard wars outside of the company to ensure

[1020.12 --> 1026.60] even a lot of people internally yeah don't know who wins until the episodes come out so all right

[1026.60 --> 1030.68] did you want to do some like actual tech news or something at some point what do you think might as well

[1030.68 --> 1037.48] i guess so i mean we the people all came all the way here from uh and you know they clearly don't

[1037.48 --> 1041.64] know where to get their tech news because they haven't already watched all of this yeah um

[1043.64 --> 1050.84] so this was originally posted by i'm a razor on the forum and uh i think it's just i'm razor oh okay

[1050.84 --> 1062.68] well whatever and the original article is from oops um uh uh uh properties uh deactivate uh activate uh

[1063.24 --> 1071.16] do was this not tested uh duplicate um maybe not um um oh wait wait wait hold on hold on new idea

[1071.16 --> 1077.24] new idea is that even the right one uh uh uh hey oh oh

[1077.24 --> 1089.16] oh yeah block them notifications all right um intel launches optane dims so these are sort of

[1090.52 --> 1101.64] ddr4 sticks except they're only ddr4 in the sense that they fit in a ddr4 slot

[1101.64 --> 1113.16] but they are not ddr4 because the actual chips on them are not dram they are not ddr4 right right

[1115.40 --> 1122.44] that's interesting so basically they're announcing the availability but it's not like you can actually

[1122.44 --> 1127.48] buy one right now it looks like they will be sampling these uh

[1127.48 --> 1134.20] uh they're sampling them now and they will be shipping them for revenue later this year but

[1134.20 --> 1139.56] only to select customers and then broad availability is planned for some time in 2019.

[1140.20 --> 1146.68] so in a nutshell or actually let's go through some more specs first so they'll be using optane dc

[1147.32 --> 1153.16] sorry they'll be branded as optane dc persistent memory so that's data center not direct current and

[1153.16 --> 1161.16] this is this is in contrast with optane dc ssds so those would be like pci express or um nvme or

[1161.16 --> 1168.44] whatever else um just regular ssds m2 and they are not to be confused with the consumer-oriented

[1169.00 --> 1174.60] optane memory caching ssds that was such a terrible name for that product like they should have just

[1174.60 --> 1180.44] called it like the optane accelerator or something yes optane memory you literally you on the spot you

[1180.44 --> 1186.20] just made a far better name for it and you know what the stupidest part of that is when i was at

[1186.20 --> 1195.16] their launch event when they were launching optane memory they briefed us on this they knew this was

[1195.16 --> 1205.88] coming they knew actual optane on a dim for servers was coming and they still called the little m.2

[1205.88 --> 1215.72] thing that accelerates your hard drive optane memory unbelievable intel i love you guys dearly

[1216.76 --> 1222.12] but holy crap you can probably uh contact one of the business guys about having us help you with

[1222.12 --> 1228.84] your naming schemes yeah you know a new business we'd actually be really for linus media group you

[1228.84 --> 1234.60] know you know uh asus you know how many people have asked me um when we're gonna do the next asus rog

[1234.60 --> 1240.36] rig reboot do you know where that name came from i know this story but i'm gonna pretend that i don't

[1240.36 --> 1246.92] because it will work better if you're telling me for the first time so no wow you just completely

[1247.56 --> 1255.48] you completely ruined everything for me right now um i've never this is i'm so interested where where did

[1255.48 --> 1262.92] where did rg rig reboot come from okay so they originally um when we were when we were pitching

[1262.92 --> 1269.72] this uh they sent us oh what were the what were the names that they they pitched us because we were

[1269.72 --> 1276.44] supposed it was really our bad we were supposed to get back to them like it was over a span of weeks

[1276.44 --> 1283.88] they were uh because they pitched us a name and we thought it was like really bad and or generic

[1283.88 --> 1290.84] um that's a great picture uh yeah twitch chat should probably see that picture okay so just

[1291.56 --> 1300.36] i have a really weird relationship with my asus rep um i'm just gonna see if there's don't show your

[1300.36 --> 1306.20] screen right now though uh is there anything there is right there right there okay okay i got it yeah

[1306.20 --> 1311.96] anything in here uh no that should all be fine okay yeah yeah i can show my screen now okay

[1311.96 --> 1319.96] um so this is an email that he sent to me we're kind of rethinking the whole program at the moment

[1320.60 --> 1325.56] um so this was when we weren't sure if we were going to be working together on it socks with sandals do

[1325.56 --> 1332.28] not create the branding image that we are after here the whole neo-chic glam southern surfer rockabilly

[1332.28 --> 1339.32] theme is great but come on even the socks are white and so this is a uh this is a tweet that we had sent

[1339.32 --> 1346.84] out uh around that time that is me in case you guys are wondering so if you're feeling a little

[1347.64 --> 1353.48] you know a little aroused it's totally fine hot and heavy yeah yeah um anyway so they they

[1353.48 --> 1357.96] totally understand idea and i was super busy and had no time to think about it

[1357.96 --> 1362.76] so colton walked into my office he's like look i'm not leaving your office

[1363.64 --> 1368.76] until you give me a name to give them because good job that's the last thing holding up moving

[1368.76 --> 1377.96] forward with this project and so i'm like oh i i don't know maybe like um rog rig reboot and then

[1377.96 --> 1385.96] if they hate that like come back to me literally on the spot we should offer us naming things as a

[1385.96 --> 1392.04] consulting fee based like service to companies because they're so bad at it like did you know

[1392.04 --> 1398.12] that seagate's rebranding for their drives you know iron wolf yeah and they still have barracuda

[1398.12 --> 1405.40] i like skyhawk iron wolf iron wolf pro okay i like it too i think they did a good job but get this

[1405.40 --> 1413.88] to come up with that scheme they hired the person who did the color based branding over at wd yeah

[1415.96 --> 1423.24] they couldn't just copy it it's not like there was a it's not like there was any kind of you know

[1424.12 --> 1431.16] secret like they already had barracuda i know like just keep going barracuda was cool

[1431.16 --> 1438.76] you kept it swordfish drive sure shark i don't know like and like the the like barracuda has like

[1438.76 --> 1443.48] two kind of steps through it so iron wolf makes sense why did you like shark is maybe a little bit

[1443.48 --> 1450.76] too sure why did you have to hire someone to come up with that like i'm not trying to be a jerk or

[1450.76 --> 1459.48] anything again seagate my friends i i everyone i've ever met from seagate love you dearly but holy crap

[1459.48 --> 1465.56] um what were we even talking about i don't even know oh right obtain memory oh right right right

[1465.56 --> 1471.96] okay okay well no you never actually got you said colton came into your office right oh yeah i just