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[1801.46 --> 1802.54] And with the amp, it's three?
[1802.98 --> 1803.90] 300 bucks.
[1804.38 --> 1804.56] Yeah.
[1804.88 --> 1805.58] Some of these are...
[1805.58 --> 1808.78] Man, some of these devices are serious investments.
[1808.96 --> 1810.28] Like the Google Home Max.
[1810.60 --> 1812.02] Isn't that like an Xbox?
[1813.18 --> 1813.60] Yeah.
[1814.72 --> 1815.66] Holy crap.
[1816.76 --> 1817.74] Sorry to cut you off.
[1817.78 --> 1819.58] Yeah, but the Google Home Max is like 500 bucks.
[1820.10 --> 1820.50] Wow.
[1821.18 --> 1821.58] Wow.
[1821.92 --> 1822.32] Wow.
[1822.72 --> 1823.30] It's crazy.
[1823.30 --> 1823.98] It's just so expensive.
[1823.98 --> 1825.36] Like you can get a good speaker.
[1825.56 --> 1828.62] Like the Google Home Max is a good speaker, but you can get some good speakers for that.
[1828.76 --> 1829.46] It's crazy.
[1829.90 --> 1831.56] And the input is 35.
[1832.00 --> 1833.22] Like where is this delta?
[1833.72 --> 1834.52] It's so weird.
[1835.40 --> 1838.46] What I really want is something even more slimmed down than the input.
[1839.00 --> 1841.08] I want just a microphone.
[1842.12 --> 1847.88] Seriously, I'm in my house, and in my house, the Google Home can hear me anywhere.
[1847.88 --> 1850.06] If it's in the middle of the night, I can be in my bed and whisper.
[1850.70 --> 1851.02] Hey.
[1851.52 --> 1851.72] Hey.
[1851.72 --> 1852.42] It'll be boogoo.
[1853.60 --> 1854.30] It can.
[1854.44 --> 1858.36] But if I'm a foot away from it with music on, hey.
[1858.64 --> 1858.92] Yeah.
[1859.10 --> 1859.22] Yeah.
[1861.06 --> 1865.40] So I wanted to just have like the smallest possible form factor, just a little microphone
[1865.40 --> 1869.20] that I can just be like Nixon and just hide them around my house.
[1871.16 --> 1871.84] That's funny.
[1872.90 --> 1878.64] Amazon Fire TV Recast, a DVR box that can store TV shows and movies for viewing at home
[1878.64 --> 1879.42] or on the go.
[1879.78 --> 1882.56] Will release on November 14th and start at $230.
[1883.36 --> 1883.72] Wow.
[1884.08 --> 1885.20] Why are they all so expensive?
[1885.38 --> 1887.04] I can't even see that in here, by the way.
[1887.12 --> 1890.18] I don't think that's in this article, but I believe it.
[1890.62 --> 1891.22] That's crazy.
[1891.40 --> 1892.88] Some of these have funny names, too.
[1893.98 --> 1895.50] Ring Stick Up Camera.
[1895.50 --> 1898.34] They bought Ring.
[1898.46 --> 1901.00] Ring is a home security company that does like those.
[1901.00 --> 1901.04] Oh, okay.
[1901.04 --> 1901.52] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[1901.54 --> 1904.06] Your doorbell that goes to your phone and you can.
[1904.36 --> 1906.76] This is a security camera, so you can look through it.
[1906.78 --> 1907.78] You can talk to people through it.
[1907.84 --> 1909.94] You can make a siren noise if you want all through your phone.
[1909.94 --> 1914.04] And $180 for one of those cameras.
[1914.34 --> 1918.26] The Ring Stick Up Camera is set to release on October 18th, lets you see, hear, and speak
[1918.26 --> 1919.74] to people from your tablet, phone, PC.
[1920.26 --> 1921.28] Here's another one with a funny name.
[1921.34 --> 1922.32] Amazon Smart Plug.
[1922.96 --> 1923.60] That's me.
[1925.12 --> 1930.36] Adds voice control to anything plugged in and will cost $25 when released on October 11th.
[1930.38 --> 1933.16] So you plug it into your wall.
[1933.24 --> 1936.20] You plug another thing into it, like a dumb thing.
[1936.36 --> 1936.64] Yeah.
[1937.02 --> 1938.98] Like a lamp that doesn't have a Philips Hue in it.
[1938.98 --> 1939.60] Yeah, yeah.
[1940.16 --> 1941.32] And then you can just turn it off.
[1941.42 --> 1942.40] And you can do schedules too.
[1942.50 --> 1946.74] So you can hook up a bunch of crap like that into it and then say, after 6 o'clock, turn
[1946.74 --> 1947.04] off.
[1947.36 --> 1951.22] Or you can be at work and be like, oh, I left that on, so I'm going to shut it off remotely.
[1951.96 --> 1957.00] They released an analog wall clock with Echo.
[1958.16 --> 1958.74] So, yeah.
[1958.86 --> 1959.48] So what that thing.
[1959.96 --> 1960.40] I know.
[1962.32 --> 1963.62] This is what I like about them.
[1963.68 --> 1964.74] They're just like, why not?
[1965.00 --> 1967.56] This is the most shotgun approach I've ever seen.
[1967.56 --> 1968.00] It's the best.
[1968.00 --> 1973.78] It's $30 and it basically is a visualization tool for the timers that you set.
[1974.42 --> 1979.32] So one of the most useful things on any of these assistants is, hey, set a timer for
[1979.32 --> 1979.96] 30 minutes.
[1980.06 --> 1980.28] Yeah.
[1980.50 --> 1985.04] And what I usually do is I say, hey, how much time left on the timer?
[1985.26 --> 1986.76] And it'll be 18 minutes left.
[1986.86 --> 1988.24] With this, you don't need to ask again.
[1988.30 --> 1991.38] You can just glance up and the clock is like a countdown.
[1991.80 --> 1993.90] You can look at your analog wall clock that you'd now have again.
[1993.90 --> 1997.80] Like those clocks at the swimming pool that have like all the different arrows until your lap time.
[1997.90 --> 1997.98] Yeah.
[1998.04 --> 2000.84] It just gives you a visual countdown, I guess.
[2001.08 --> 2003.56] It's a smart looking smart clock.
[2003.86 --> 2005.14] Would you buy a smart clock?
[2005.86 --> 2006.64] Hell no.
[2007.00 --> 2007.24] Yeah.
[2007.64 --> 2008.52] He said no.
[2008.54 --> 2009.10] I didn't think so.
[2009.10 --> 2011.30] I wouldn't buy a microwave with Alexa either.
[2011.30 --> 2011.56] Okay.
[2011.70 --> 2012.74] Speaking of which.