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[2012.88 --> 2013.58] The microwave. |
[2013.72 --> 2016.46] The Alexa enabled microwave is actually the best thing. |
[2016.96 --> 2017.34] I think. |
[2017.58 --> 2018.54] Sell me on it, James. |
[2018.72 --> 2018.86] Okay. |
[2019.08 --> 2019.32] Well. |
[2019.56 --> 2020.88] Sell me on it, salesman James. |
[2021.00 --> 2023.38] They kind of botched some of the coolest things about it. |
[2024.18 --> 2029.34] So Amazon's, Amazon basics microwave with Alexa voice functionality will cost 60 bucks |
[2029.34 --> 2030.86] when released on November 14th. |
[2031.72 --> 2037.12] So originally I thought this is kind of cool because a lot of people want to add these assistants |
[2037.12 --> 2039.58] to their kitchen, but it always takes up more space. |
[2039.58 --> 2042.90] Like you're going to have like one of these tablets on your kitchen countertop and I don't |
[2042.90 --> 2043.68] have space for that. |
[2043.78 --> 2044.88] I'm going to interrupt you again. |
[2044.88 --> 2048.12] Wired has been trying to link to these things the whole way through. |
[2048.24 --> 2048.64] I'm pretty sure. |
[2048.70 --> 2052.78] Cause they're trying to get affiliate revenue, but they linked to the microwave, but it's |
[2052.78 --> 2054.16] not on Amazon yet. |
[2054.24 --> 2060.28] So the, you click on the microwave and it tries to like their automatic link identifier |
[2060.28 --> 2065.94] thing tries to bring us to .ca and it just lists like some random black and Decker microwave, |
[2066.18 --> 2068.88] which has like three stars out of five. |
[2068.98 --> 2070.04] Like people don't even like that much. |
[2070.04 --> 2076.20] It also costs $772 because there's only one used one for sale and the pricing is just |
[2076.20 --> 2076.56] broken. |
[2076.74 --> 2077.92] So I was like, Oh, okay. |
[2078.00 --> 2080.40] I'll just, you know what their automatic link thing. |
[2080.40 --> 2081.36] He just derped us. |
[2081.42 --> 2083.44] I'm going to switch that to.com. |
[2083.56 --> 2084.32] Did that. |
[2084.74 --> 2085.14] Nope. |
[2085.14 --> 2088.96] Just a whole bunch more random microwaves. |
[2088.96 --> 2092.74] I thought this was all like news links, but no, no, it's just affiliate links. |
[2092.88 --> 2093.20] Okay. |
[2093.68 --> 2094.42] Sounds good. |
[2094.68 --> 2095.26] Thanks guys. |
[2095.46 --> 2096.98] So you want an assistant in your kitchen. |
[2097.30 --> 2100.02] You usually have to add some extra device on your counter space. |
[2100.08 --> 2100.84] That sucks. |
[2101.04 --> 2102.96] So I thought you can just buy a whole new microwave. |
[2103.36 --> 2104.50] It's in your microwave. |
[2104.50 --> 2105.80] That's already taken up space. |
[2105.88 --> 2106.24] Sweet. |
[2106.24 --> 2109.54] But it turns out it's not actually completely built into the microwave. |
[2109.72 --> 2113.00] The microwave just pairs with, with an echo. |
[2113.14 --> 2116.10] So it doesn't have mic microphones on the microwave. |
[2116.50 --> 2120.80] So you still have to have your echo device within earshot or something like that. |
[2120.88 --> 2122.04] But it, okay. |
[2122.20 --> 2122.48] Nick. |
[2122.58 --> 2125.82] I was just going to say, with the amount of avocado toast that millennials are buying, |
[2126.68 --> 2131.42] all of our places are so small that one Alexa just fits your whole home anyway. |
[2131.52 --> 2132.00] Yeah, it does. |
[2132.10 --> 2134.14] Like I'm not Shaquille O'Neal with 17 bathrooms. |
[2134.14 --> 2136.20] No, that's what I was saying. |
[2136.26 --> 2140.52] Like the reason my Google home can hear me, even if I'm in bed, it ends in the living room. |
[2141.06 --> 2142.40] Because my room doesn't even have a door. |
[2143.46 --> 2144.66] My house is one room. |
[2144.98 --> 2148.12] Also like just use your phone with Google Assistant. |
[2148.74 --> 2149.22] Yeah, sure. |
[2150.08 --> 2154.52] But the reason I think this actually kind of works on a microwave is for a few different reasons. |
[2155.06 --> 2158.48] Number one, you don't want to learn how to do stuff on a microwave. |
[2158.50 --> 2160.52] I want to dash order popcorn. |
[2161.14 --> 2162.04] You don't want to learn. |
[2162.14 --> 2163.00] Have you seen a microwave? |
[2163.00 --> 2165.92] And you're like, okay, how do I, how do you set a timer on this thing? |
[2165.94 --> 2167.20] I don't think that's ever happened. |
[2167.30 --> 2169.32] How do you, they're confusing. |
[2169.60 --> 2172.22] Number, number, number, giant green start button. |
[2172.26 --> 2173.62] That's for the basic stuff. |
[2173.86 --> 2176.40] I just hit start and hope that it works. |
[2176.46 --> 2178.30] What are you doing in a microwave more advanced than that? |
[2178.32 --> 2179.92] Like defrosting a fish. |
[2180.08 --> 2183.80] And like there's tons of different advanced crap that no one uses. |
[2184.00 --> 2187.86] And partly because you just don't want to invest that much time into learning how to use it. |
[2187.86 --> 2189.44] Instead, you're just like, yeah, put it in for 30 seconds. |
[2189.50 --> 2189.96] I'll check it. |
[2189.96 --> 2194.70] But also partially because like if you use the popcorn setting, it burns your popcorn. |
[2195.08 --> 2198.14] So just learn how much time it takes to cook your popcorn. |
[2198.14 --> 2200.90] So this has presets. |
[2200.90 --> 2202.48] So you can put something in. |
[2202.60 --> 2209.80] And the example they have is, hey, assistant, heat up my, heat up one cup of coffee. |
[2209.80 --> 2211.26] Heat one cup of coffee. |
[2211.54 --> 2212.24] And it knows. |
[2212.68 --> 2214.58] Jeeves, heat my coffee, please. |
[2215.12 --> 2216.72] It knows what the item is. |
[2216.72 --> 2225.66] See, if it was an oven instead of a microwave, you could at least be like chilling on the couch and be like, preheat to 400 degrees, Alexa. |
[2226.08 --> 2226.54] Heck yeah. |
[2226.64 --> 2227.62] Because you didn't want to get up. |
[2227.74 --> 2228.14] Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
[2228.14 --> 2229.18] What are you going to do? |
[2229.24 --> 2230.18] Preheat your microwave? |
[2230.44 --> 2234.10] Dude, I'd be way more down with an oven-based version of this. |
[2234.10 --> 2234.24] Yeah. |
[2234.40 --> 2240.42] Even if you're not on the couch, even if you're just in the meal prep stage, if you're chopping something up and you're like, oh crap. |
[2240.42 --> 2241.60] You get chicken all over your hands. |
[2241.64 --> 2242.38] Switch to broil. |
[2242.66 --> 2242.88] Yeah. |
[2243.04 --> 2243.24] Yeah. |
[2243.24 --> 2243.50] Boom. |
[2243.96 --> 2244.96] Yeah, I'm sure it's coming. |
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