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[1677.12 --> 1677.44] Okay.
[1678.28 --> 1678.70] Shut up.
[1678.76 --> 1679.02] Anyways.
[1679.10 --> 1679.78] This is updated.
[1680.02 --> 1681.12] December 2018.
[1681.66 --> 1682.90] This is the new Grande.
[1683.18 --> 1683.48] Okay.
[1683.48 --> 1684.46] That's the previous Grande.
[1684.56 --> 1685.36] You can put that one away.
[1685.36 --> 1687.18] Apparently it was so we could compare differences.
[1687.48 --> 1687.76] But like.
[1687.86 --> 1688.08] Nope.
[1688.12 --> 1688.80] We aren't going to do that.
[1688.84 --> 1689.10] Okay.
[1689.48 --> 1691.12] You can't buy the old one anymore anyway.
[1691.32 --> 1692.46] So there's a pocket there.
[1692.88 --> 1693.94] There's a pocket there.
[1694.06 --> 1695.50] I use this pocket for my screwdriver.
[1695.86 --> 1700.76] And I use this pocket for when I accidentally forget to take my microphone and my teleprompter
[1700.76 --> 1702.48] remote out of my pocket at the end of the day.
[1702.48 --> 1704.52] And I put it here so everyone knows.
[1704.64 --> 1705.52] All the shooters know.
[1706.24 --> 1707.78] If Linus took the mic off.
[1707.78 --> 1707.96] They can't find it.
[1708.02 --> 1708.34] Check there.
[1708.36 --> 1709.14] They can find it here.
[1709.94 --> 1713.04] That's a fantastic pocket to have like dedicated to that.
[1713.16 --> 1714.12] One thing I want to point out.
[1714.18 --> 1716.40] I point this out every single time but just in case you haven't seen the show before.
[1716.70 --> 1717.42] The orange.
[1717.88 --> 1719.06] The orange is amazing.
[1719.14 --> 1719.92] It zips down more.
[1720.66 --> 1725.04] The orange makes it so that like shiny reflective bright orange.
[1725.36 --> 1727.26] You can easily see into the bottom of here.
[1727.56 --> 1730.42] If I put my wallet in there.
[1730.42 --> 1733.20] You can easily see that the wallet is there.
[1733.74 --> 1734.08] Yeah.
[1734.14 --> 1737.40] Your old Averkey bag was orange on the inside too if I recall correctly.
[1737.70 --> 1739.30] And that's like that's key.
[1739.56 --> 1741.28] It's really helpful with finding stuff.
[1741.30 --> 1741.76] Speaking of key.
[1741.98 --> 1745.02] I keep my USB keys in this zippered pocket in mine.
[1745.24 --> 1745.72] That makes sense.
[1745.82 --> 1747.86] I don't have these ones I don't think.
[1748.36 --> 1749.54] So that's cool I guess.
[1749.54 --> 1750.76] I might have to switch my backpack.
[1750.94 --> 1751.90] I keep a mouse in here.
[1752.06 --> 1755.02] But this one has the power feature so you can plug in.
[1755.14 --> 1755.82] Which is actually really cool.
[1755.82 --> 1756.66] What do you want Jono?
[1757.22 --> 1757.98] Lower third.
[1758.26 --> 1759.46] Well you know what?
[1759.46 --> 1760.62] But Moss is cool.
[1760.70 --> 1761.14] They don't care.
[1761.48 --> 1761.68] They're down.
[1761.68 --> 1765.56] Hey you can save 25% using offer code LinusTech25.
[1765.92 --> 1767.62] Which is the same as the percentage that you're saving.
[1767.74 --> 1768.28] Easy to remember.
[1768.44 --> 1769.56] I don't know what this other side's for.
[1769.64 --> 1771.60] But it's kind of like plastic-y.
[1771.68 --> 1774.20] So maybe it's supposed to be for a water bottle in case you get a little leak.
[1774.34 --> 1774.82] I think so.
[1774.82 --> 1779.02] And then finally you've got boom.
[1779.24 --> 1784.14] A built-in battery bank slash charger doodad with type C and type A ports.
[1784.76 --> 1785.98] And mine has all this stuff.
[1786.18 --> 1789.48] But frankly I ripped it out because I don't really charge stuff in my bag.
[1791.64 --> 1792.52] But you can do that.
[1792.64 --> 1792.74] Sure.
[1792.84 --> 1794.28] And then you can just put other stuff in the pouches.
[1794.32 --> 1795.50] Some people love that functionality.
[1795.50 --> 1795.74] Yep.
[1796.44 --> 1797.68] I just I don't really care.
[1797.80 --> 1798.14] It's fine.
[1798.30 --> 1798.66] But I don't care.
[1798.66 --> 1798.84] That's fine.
[1799.04 --> 1802.96] So you can use offer code LinusTech25 at MossOrganizer.com until Christmas.
[1803.32 --> 1807.66] Oh it's 25 because it's 25% off and Christmas is December 25th.
[1807.78 --> 1808.22] Oh.
[1808.22 --> 1809.70] So get this.
[1809.78 --> 1810.14] Get this.
[1810.18 --> 1810.32] Sorry.
[1810.36 --> 1813.42] I'm going to move our sponsor stuff away because this is going to get a little bit political.
[1813.82 --> 1814.18] Oh.
[1815.32 --> 1815.78] Okay.
[1816.30 --> 1824.36] Apparently there's a school in Vancouver that is banning candy canes because the red symbol
[1824.36 --> 1827.10] and the J symbolize the blood of Jesus.
[1829.46 --> 1829.94] Okay.
[1830.42 --> 1834.50] So I don't normally like get real.
[1835.30 --> 1836.16] Is that even bad?
[1836.16 --> 1837.90] When you go to church don't you like.
[1839.54 --> 1843.54] Well the point is that it's upsetting to people who don't go to church.
[1844.54 --> 1845.80] Not people who do.
[1845.94 --> 1846.08] Oh.
[1846.56 --> 1846.90] Yeah.
[1847.08 --> 1847.58] No no yes.
[1847.68 --> 1853.40] That's sort of like one of the fundamental you know blood of the Christ and the flesh
[1853.40 --> 1855.16] of the all of that all of that kind of stuff.
[1855.18 --> 1856.12] So other people can't.
[1856.12 --> 1866.08] So other people are mad because candy canes are in the skew and if anyone who's involved
[1866.08 --> 1868.70] in this decision is watching I think you're an idiot.

[1677.12 --> 1677.44] Okay.

[1678.28 --> 1678.70] Shut up.

[1678.76 --> 1679.02] Anyways.

[1679.10 --> 1679.78] This is updated.

[1680.02 --> 1681.12] December 2018.

[1681.66 --> 1682.90] This is the new Grande.

[1683.18 --> 1683.48] Okay.

[1683.48 --> 1684.46] That's the previous Grande.

[1684.56 --> 1685.36] You can put that one away.

[1685.36 --> 1687.18] Apparently it was so we could compare differences.

[1687.48 --> 1687.76] But like.

[1687.86 --> 1688.08] Nope.

[1688.12 --> 1688.80] We aren't going to do that.

[1688.84 --> 1689.10] Okay.

[1689.48 --> 1691.12] You can't buy the old one anymore anyway.

[1691.32 --> 1692.46] So there's a pocket there.

[1692.88 --> 1693.94] There's a pocket there.

[1694.06 --> 1695.50] I use this pocket for my screwdriver.

[1695.86 --> 1700.76] And I use this pocket for when I accidentally forget to take my microphone and my teleprompter

[1700.76 --> 1702.48] remote out of my pocket at the end of the day.

[1702.48 --> 1704.52] And I put it here so everyone knows.

[1704.64 --> 1705.52] All the shooters know.

[1706.24 --> 1707.78] If Linus took the mic off.

[1707.78 --> 1707.96] They can't find it.

[1708.02 --> 1708.34] Check there.

[1708.36 --> 1709.14] They can find it here.

[1709.94 --> 1713.04] That's a fantastic pocket to have like dedicated to that.

[1713.16 --> 1714.12] One thing I want to point out.

[1714.18 --> 1716.40] I point this out every single time but just in case you haven't seen the show before.

[1716.70 --> 1717.42] The orange.

[1717.88 --> 1719.06] The orange is amazing.

[1719.14 --> 1719.92] It zips down more.

[1720.66 --> 1725.04] The orange makes it so that like shiny reflective bright orange.

[1725.36 --> 1727.26] You can easily see into the bottom of here.

[1727.56 --> 1730.42] If I put my wallet in there.

[1730.42 --> 1733.20] You can easily see that the wallet is there.

[1733.74 --> 1734.08] Yeah.

[1734.14 --> 1737.40] Your old Averkey bag was orange on the inside too if I recall correctly.

[1737.70 --> 1739.30] And that's like that's key.

[1739.56 --> 1741.28] It's really helpful with finding stuff.

[1741.30 --> 1741.76] Speaking of key.

[1741.98 --> 1745.02] I keep my USB keys in this zippered pocket in mine.

[1745.24 --> 1745.72] That makes sense.

[1745.82 --> 1747.86] I don't have these ones I don't think.

[1748.36 --> 1749.54] So that's cool I guess.

[1749.54 --> 1750.76] I might have to switch my backpack.

[1750.94 --> 1751.90] I keep a mouse in here.

[1752.06 --> 1755.02] But this one has the power feature so you can plug in.

[1755.14 --> 1755.82] Which is actually really cool.

[1755.82 --> 1756.66] What do you want Jono?

[1757.22 --> 1757.98] Lower third.

[1758.26 --> 1759.46] Well you know what?

[1759.46 --> 1760.62] But Moss is cool.

[1760.70 --> 1761.14] They don't care.

[1761.48 --> 1761.68] They're down.

[1761.68 --> 1765.56] Hey you can save 25% using offer code LinusTech25.

[1765.92 --> 1767.62] Which is the same as the percentage that you're saving.

[1767.74 --> 1768.28] Easy to remember.

[1768.44 --> 1769.56] I don't know what this other side's for.

[1769.64 --> 1771.60] But it's kind of like plastic-y.

[1771.68 --> 1774.20] So maybe it's supposed to be for a water bottle in case you get a little leak.

[1774.34 --> 1774.82] I think so.

[1774.82 --> 1779.02] And then finally you've got boom.

[1779.24 --> 1784.14] A built-in battery bank slash charger doodad with type C and type A ports.

[1784.76 --> 1785.98] And mine has all this stuff.

[1786.18 --> 1789.48] But frankly I ripped it out because I don't really charge stuff in my bag.

[1791.64 --> 1792.52] But you can do that.

[1792.64 --> 1792.74] Sure.

[1792.84 --> 1794.28] And then you can just put other stuff in the pouches.

[1794.32 --> 1795.50] Some people love that functionality.

[1795.50 --> 1795.74] Yep.

[1796.44 --> 1797.68] I just I don't really care.

[1797.80 --> 1798.14] It's fine.

[1798.30 --> 1798.66] But I don't care.

[1798.66 --> 1798.84] That's fine.

[1799.04 --> 1802.96] So you can use offer code LinusTech25 at MossOrganizer.com until Christmas.

[1803.32 --> 1807.66] Oh it's 25 because it's 25% off and Christmas is December 25th.

[1807.78 --> 1808.22] Oh.

[1808.22 --> 1809.70] So get this.

[1809.78 --> 1810.14] Get this.

[1810.18 --> 1810.32] Sorry.

[1810.36 --> 1813.42] I'm going to move our sponsor stuff away because this is going to get a little bit political.

[1813.82 --> 1814.18] Oh.

[1815.32 --> 1815.78] Okay.

[1816.30 --> 1824.36] Apparently there's a school in Vancouver that is banning candy canes because the red symbol

[1824.36 --> 1827.10] and the J symbolize the blood of Jesus.

[1829.46 --> 1829.94] Okay.

[1830.42 --> 1834.50] So I don't normally like get real.

[1835.30 --> 1836.16] Is that even bad?

[1836.16 --> 1837.90] When you go to church don't you like.

[1839.54 --> 1843.54] Well the point is that it's upsetting to people who don't go to church.

[1844.54 --> 1845.80] Not people who do.

[1845.94 --> 1846.08] Oh.

[1846.56 --> 1846.90] Yeah.

[1847.08 --> 1847.58] No no yes.

[1847.68 --> 1853.40] That's sort of like one of the fundamental you know blood of the Christ and the flesh

[1853.40 --> 1855.16] of the all of that all of that kind of stuff.

[1855.18 --> 1856.12] So other people can't.

[1856.12 --> 1866.08] So other people are mad because candy canes are in the skew and if anyone who's involved

[1866.08 --> 1868.70] in this decision is watching I think you're an idiot.