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[2044.34 --> 2049.86] time while they were over there china's constantly in like this sort of arms race with vpn providers
[2049.86 --> 2053.62] um but they were able to actually like check their email periodically which is better than
[2054.42 --> 2059.70] nothing yeah um their apps include dns leak protection and ipv6 leak protection they have
[2059.70 --> 2063.30] an internet kill switch that will block all traffic if the vpn becomes disconnected and
[2063.30 --> 2071.78] you can check it out today at lmg.gg forward slash pia wan or also like this thing which is
[2071.78 --> 2078.42] even worse yeah yeah we should we really still like it's possible he even set up the shortener now
[2079.14 --> 2084.66] we should just shorten her that ourselves we should oh well it's just the graphic that's bad okay all
[2084.66 --> 2092.10] right iphone sales speaking of china halted in china a chinese court this is originally posted by die
[2092.10 --> 2097.38] hard on the forum and the original article is from reuters a chinese court i thought that was rooters
[2097.38 --> 2103.46] until like two years ago i had never heard anyone say it's not rooters it's reuters you said reuters i
[2103.46 --> 2109.54] thought that was literally a different website that i hadn't necessarily seen nope okay i know i just
[2109.54 --> 2113.86] only seen it in text like i'd read any of it but i never i've heard it but i thought it was just a
[2113.86 --> 2118.18] different website i don't really listen to video and i don't have a cable subscription so i don't watch
[2118.18 --> 2125.62] like tv news i have to explain to people all the time that i don't watch shows very often like i'm
[2125.62 --> 2130.18] usually gonna do something instead and that's apparently super weird but all right well even me
[2130.18 --> 2133.86] i'll like make like a family guy reference or something from like back in the first few seasons
[2133.86 --> 2137.78] when it was really good and like everyone was watching it i don't know if it was that good it
[2137.78 --> 2143.86] seemed good at the time it was pretty big then it was it was big it was at least big yeah and i'm like
[2143.86 --> 2152.74] and you're like i just don't really watch shows i don't know so i take so much flag
[2154.26 --> 2163.86] for talking like a valley girl do you even notice what okay on our on our typical videos okay
[2164.74 --> 2170.42] where it's sort of mostly our subscribers watching there's nothing there's nothing about the earrings
[2170.42 --> 2176.02] there's nothing about he's probably gay there's nothing about valley girl speak but when our
[2176.02 --> 2182.66] videos get picked up by the algorithm and they start to sort of spread yeah yeah a great example was the
[2182.66 --> 2190.90] uh the uh uh stealing tampons from the amazon go store so it was hilarious because all of a sudden it
[2190.90 --> 2196.82] was like going back 10 years in time like early yeah to when i first started uploading videos
[2196.82 --> 2204.18] yeah and the comment section was super predictable it was like all these his voice is annoying yeah
[2204.42 --> 2209.86] um my hair wasn't as bad then so there weren't as many comments about that it's worse now um
[2211.06 --> 2216.74] and uh anyway so there was there was one that recently that kind of managed to go outside our usual
[2216.74 --> 2224.42] sphere of viewers that that watch it and it was the walmart gaming pc and i had wanted to ask do you even
[2224.42 --> 2231.22] notice not even remotely huh i have never thought that at any point in time and i brought it up because
[2232.34 --> 2238.58] just before i brought it up the reason that i thought of it was i said like probably at least
[2238.58 --> 2243.78] every third word over a span of about 15 words and i kind of caught myself doing it and i was like
[2245.46 --> 2254.18] huh i no i've never but you got to also consider like our age group said like a lot
[2254.42 --> 2261.86] we did it was like a thing to do that that wasn't just jesus christ that wasn't just a val oh sorry
[2261.86 --> 2267.86] candy can you can say that but no candy can yeah um it wasn't just a valley girl level thing that was
[2267.86 --> 2274.50] a a like uh a popular thing to do at that point in time regardless of being valley girl or not
[2274.50 --> 2278.10] someone said you don't seem valley girl but you do seem western canada i'm like well yeah
[2278.10 --> 2281.06] yeah yeah for sure i was like well yeah
[2283.06 --> 2286.58] hmm yeah maybe the problem is i do too
[2289.14 --> 2295.14] so maybe that's why i don't notice it but like okay i don't know ah yeah maybe that's it maybe
[2295.14 --> 2301.22] that's what's going on um remember when i used to edit your videos yes and you would comment like
[2301.22 --> 2305.54] sorry you have to listen to my voice and i was like i don't get it i don't care yeah like i never
[2305.54 --> 2310.42] i've never noticed any of that yeah i don't even think your voice is particularly high
[2311.38 --> 2316.42] but apparently i'm just objectively wrong about that so like it's pretty bad i don't know you
[2316.42 --> 2322.18] know i experimented for a while hosting videos in a slightly lower register so it came from
[2322.18 --> 2328.34] one that i hosted when i was sick yeah yeah and what i did was i experimented with delivering a
[2328.34 --> 2333.22] little bit more like this like i don't like it i don't like it a bit more bass i don't like it and
[2333.22 --> 2338.66] a lot of people noticed and some of them said wow this is an amazing improvement all of a sudden
[2338.66 --> 2344.10] i can actually listen to these videos but the majority of the people who commented on it were
[2344.10 --> 2351.94] actually upset they were like no i like i like chihuahua liners when he's all like what it's just it's
[2351.94 --> 2359.30] it feels very disingenuous to me it people said it felt really sterile yeah more like i was a presenter
[2359.30 --> 2363.94] reading the script that had been provided to me as though i didn't fully understand it you sound
[2363.94 --> 2370.42] almost radio yeah maybe maybe a little bit more i mean i still don't think i have a radio voice but uh
[2371.54 --> 2378.98] you know face maybe voice no uh let's move on we wanted to talk about the whole like chinese thing
[2378.98 --> 2385.54] right iphone sales paulted so a chinese court has ordered a sales ban of select iphone models in china
[2385.54 --> 2390.42] for violating two patents of the chip maker qualcomm inc though intellectual property lawyers
[2390.42 --> 2397.06] said enforcement of the ban was still likely a distant threat the case is part of a global patent
[2397.06 --> 2402.26] dispute between apple and qualcomm that includes dozens of lawsuits apple said it's filed a request
[2402.26 --> 2409.54] for reconsideration with the court the first step in a long appeal process the fuzu intermediate
[2409.54 --> 2414.58] people's court found apple infringed two qualcomm patents and ordered an immediate ban on sales of iphone
[2414.58 --> 2419.62] models from the 6s through to the 10. china hong kong and taiwan are apple's third largest market
[2419.62 --> 2425.78] accounting for about one-fifth of their total 265 and a half oh sorry billion in sales in the most
[2425.78 --> 2432.66] recent fiscal year so um there's a little bit of commentary here that this could be a political play
[2432.66 --> 2437.30] because apple is a direct competitor to some of the biggest companies in china whereas qualcomm is a
[2437.30 --> 2443.46] supplier so you can see them siding with them there but um i mean frankly i wouldn't be surprised if this
[2443.46 --> 2448.66] just ends up being kind of an attempt to waste time more than anything else like i don't really
[2448.66 --> 2452.74] understand the purpose of this kind of thing yeah so already it's from the success through to the 10
[2452.74 --> 2456.66] the appeal process will take i mean i don't know if the chinese courts are as slow as the ones over
[2456.66 --> 2461.30] here but i suspect they probably are a very long uh i don't know then again i did watch the beijing
[2461.30 --> 2466.02] olympics opening ceremonies man look pretty efficient to me but you never you never know so if they take
[2466.02 --> 2471.62] anywhere near as long as it is here by the time apple were ever to have to actually pay anything or a
[2471.62 --> 2476.74] sales ban were to actually go in effect um those models would probably be eol and therefore
[2476.74 --> 2481.22] completely irrelevant so i mean we saw a really similar thing happen with some of the early galaxy