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[3538.92 --> 3539.32] Sometimes.
[3541.74 --> 3543.34] Technically, you might be correct.
[3543.50 --> 3544.78] I don't think it's too brutal.
[3545.00 --> 3546.26] I don't think this is far off.
[3546.28 --> 3547.28] Yeah, I think it's fine.
[3547.52 --> 3548.88] Self-driving car levels explained.
[3548.96 --> 3550.08] That's another Fast as Possible.
[3550.28 --> 3550.72] That's cool.
[3551.02 --> 3554.98] It's really cool because a lot of people don't realize that there's, I think, six levels?
[3555.36 --> 3555.88] Something like that?
[3555.96 --> 3556.42] Six levels.
[3556.54 --> 3558.38] Like, level four is not actually the end.
[3558.50 --> 3558.68] Yeah.
[3559.26 --> 3560.24] So, that's really cool.
[3560.96 --> 3563.20] The ThinkPad X1 Carbon Review is up.
[3563.70 --> 3566.60] Oh, I don't know how much Intel's going to like this video.
[3567.40 --> 3569.54] Xeon W is basically...
[3569.54 --> 3570.90] Oh, that's fun.
[3570.90 --> 3572.20] Core i9 with ECC.
[3572.50 --> 3573.52] And, by the way, here's...
[3573.52 --> 3574.76] Pay another $700, please.
[3574.76 --> 3578.56] Um, but it's still worth watching the video.
[3578.76 --> 3579.82] We go into it in more detail.
[3580.42 --> 3583.04] This video ended up being, like, pretty brutal.
[3583.42 --> 3586.94] I was thinking it was just going to be me and Dennis kind of, like, racing to build a PC.
[3587.54 --> 3590.60] Instead, it was Dennis trying to build a PC at all.
[3590.84 --> 3593.74] Oh, jeez.
[3593.74 --> 3595.84] This video is actually fantastic.
[3596.04 --> 3596.88] Also, AJ, I know.
[3596.98 --> 3598.22] I'm just yanking your chain.
[3598.36 --> 3599.20] We, uh...
[3599.20 --> 3600.92] We really mixed things up a little bit.
[3601.10 --> 3601.54] Oh, my.
[3601.96 --> 3603.40] Um, so we kind of like...
[3603.40 --> 3603.58] What the heck?
[3604.84 --> 3606.12] Uh, so I'm baking a...
[3606.12 --> 3607.36] I'm baking a laptop cake.
[3607.84 --> 3609.28] That's kind of the idea behind it.
[3610.02 --> 3612.40] Oh, and these are all the things you want in a...
[3612.40 --> 3612.90] You know, yeah.
[3613.12 --> 3613.48] Okay.
[3613.62 --> 3615.46] And so the point that we're making is that...
[3615.46 --> 3616.56] You went really far with this.
[3616.56 --> 3620.10] Just because you have the right ingredients doesn't mean that you actually make a delicious cake.
[3620.82 --> 3621.26] Wow.
[3621.36 --> 3623.00] You might get a couple things wrong, you know?
[3623.68 --> 3624.08] Brutal.
[3624.90 --> 3627.12] So we've got the magic transition there.
[3627.36 --> 3628.22] Isn't that beautiful?
[3629.30 --> 3635.48] Alex actually went and had a custom cake made for this video, Dell XPS 2018.
[3641.58 --> 3643.00] And we're going to leave it there.
[3643.86 --> 3644.30] Okay.
[3644.52 --> 3645.82] I haven't seen that.
[3645.82 --> 3646.84] I need to see that.
[3647.58 --> 3648.46] That's pretty good.
[3648.64 --> 3650.54] Uh, we've got the wearable keyboard and mouse.
[3650.70 --> 3650.94] Yes.
[3651.20 --> 3651.36] Yeah.
[3651.36 --> 3654.76] So it's both a keyboard and a mouse, and it just fits on your hand like that.
[3655.08 --> 3656.78] I think we're getting into already released.
[3656.78 --> 3657.82] And I think that's, uh...
[3657.82 --> 3660.42] I think, yeah, that's getting into the stuff that's already released now, I think.
[3661.04 --> 3661.28] Yep.
[3662.18 --> 3663.60] Oh, also, Kyle's on the platform.
[3663.96 --> 3664.26] Yeah.
[3664.82 --> 3665.82] Whoopie, whoopie, whoopie, whoop.
[3666.70 --> 3667.88] So he's got...
[3667.88 --> 3669.44] That probably went up on the embargo.
[3670.12 --> 3670.74] Oh, wow.
[3671.42 --> 3671.84] Uh-oh.
[3672.48 --> 3673.34] Yeah, okay.
[3673.76 --> 3674.70] That's not fake.
[3675.10 --> 3675.68] No, it's not.
[3675.68 --> 3676.58] That's real coolant.
[3676.74 --> 3677.10] It is.
[3677.20 --> 3677.82] That's a problem.
[3678.06 --> 3678.30] Yep.
[3679.26 --> 3679.88] I've seen that.
[3679.96 --> 3683.32] So at some point, we're going to get this new button fixed so that you can tell the difference
[3683.32 --> 3684.68] between stuff that's just been uploaded.
[3684.82 --> 3685.00] Everything's new.
[3685.10 --> 3685.82] Everything is new.
[3685.94 --> 3687.60] Everything ever uploaded is new.
[3687.66 --> 3688.42] Everything is new.
[3688.46 --> 3689.24] It's a new website.
[3689.66 --> 3690.44] New thumbnail.
[3690.52 --> 3692.38] But genuinely, there are some new things over on Floatplane.
[3692.46 --> 3692.90] Go check them out.
[3693.14 --> 3693.90] New comment.
[3694.38 --> 3695.20] Floatplane.com.
[3695.20 --> 3697.34] Someone new viewed it recently.
[3697.34 --> 3697.36] Someone new viewed it recently.
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