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• Scam on eBay
• Testing 56 core system video
• Feedback and discussion of various videos
• Tech quickies: Bitcoin, Pentium Gold and Silver, and BitWit early access
• The Happiest Place on Earth breaks down video featuring Kyle and Wifey Sauce at Disneyland
• Update on Floatplane and its content
• Launch of new site and payments platform
• Reason for cutting annual subscription discounts: old payment platform issues
• Plans to grandfather in existing yearly subscribers to new pricing
• Mention of SJW (Social Justice Warrior) story and after party
• Discussion of laws against certain things in Canada
• Personal anecdote about buying pads at a store
• The original plan was to make a joke about buying condoms, but it evolved into an angle where the speaker went to a store without cashiers.
• The store they visited carried tampons and pads instead of condoms, which led to an unexpected benefit for customers who want to buy these products discreetly.
• An Amazon staffer recognized the significance of this aspect and pointed it out to the speaker, highlighting that people are allowed to feel awkward about certain purchases.
• The conversation also touched on personal philosophy and getting offended easily, emphasizing the importance of focusing on intent rather than specific words or actions.
• Bill C-16 was briefly mentioned as a complex and difficult-to-understand bill related to free speech.
[0.00 --> 2.78] Ready? No, you won't see IPs theoretically. Yes, ready.
[3.44 --> 5.22] Okay, we're live! Whoa!
[6.24 --> 11.00] Oh, man. I'm going to do the worst, scariest thing in the world, but is the audio okay?
[11.66 --> 17.76] Why would you do that? Why would you? No, no, okay. I...
[17.76 --> 21.60] Are we going to straw poll? I am going to do the worst, scariest thing ever,
[22.00 --> 26.26] and I'm going to promote a fan-created... Oh, no.
[26.26 --> 30.40] A fan-created thing here. I'm posting this in the chat.
[30.82 --> 35.54] My friends, it is time to play WEN SHOW BINGO!
[35.54 --> 36.40] What is this?
[38.74 --> 44.06] It automatically generates a bingo card. No, no, you shouldn't be looking at it,
[44.12 --> 52.10] because I've only seen a couple of them myself, but basically, it's kind of like a drinking game,
[52.10 --> 57.96] like a take a shot every time Luke laughs too loud, or Linus apologizes for being late.
[58.08 --> 64.90] I'm sorry we're late, by the way. Except it's bingo. You don't win anything other than satisfaction,
[65.62 --> 66.86] and... Thank you.
[67.84 --> 69.18] We should... Okay, we need to get...
[69.18 --> 72.60] And it's just a fun game. It's a fun game to play. You go to WANSHOWBINGO.COM.
[73.02 --> 76.34] For all I know, by the time people are watching the archive of this stream,
[76.34 --> 80.72] it'll have been converted to a phishing scam, so probably don't do it.
[80.98 --> 87.94] But anyway, for right now, this moment, it automatically, like, pseudo-randomly generates
[87.94 --> 92.30] a bingo card out of a bunch of possible things that can happen during the WANSHOW,
[92.44 --> 95.38] and you get to fill it out while you watch.
[95.54 --> 100.92] So we should, in my opinion, gamify watching the WANSHOW even more than that.
[101.26 --> 102.20] Even more than that?
[102.20 --> 104.14] You can get bots in the chat.
[104.20 --> 111.56] So you should drink every time you hit one cell, and then you should have to drink, like...
[111.56 --> 114.84] I don't know, what do you have to do when you actually get a row?
[115.06 --> 117.02] Just, like, skull something.
[117.12 --> 118.38] Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
[118.86 --> 120.12] Okay, okay, what else do you want to gamify?
[120.12 --> 125.96] So I was thinking, if we bring a bot in that manages the chat, and you can post...
[125.96 --> 129.82] Like, you should... Whoever made this bingo thing should make unique identifier keys
[129.82 --> 131.00] for every single person that's playing.
[131.00 --> 136.06] So when the bingo game is done, you just post your key in chat, and it takes your score
[136.06 --> 142.76] from that website, and actually, like, attaches it to your username on the LTT, like, WANSHOW
[142.76 --> 143.14] chat.
[143.40 --> 146.48] So you should be able to gain scores, and then every once in a while, you should be able
[146.48 --> 150.02] to do, like, exclamation mark brag, and it'll say what your overall score is.
[150.12 --> 152.00] Why are people subscribing?
[152.00 --> 155.06] We've had a Twitch subscriber...
[155.06 --> 157.06] Two...
[157.06 --> 158.06] Three...
[158.06 --> 163.56] Three Twitch Prime subscribers, and a paid subscriber since we started.
[163.76 --> 164.66] And another one right there?
[164.76 --> 166.04] No, no, that's the one I was talking about.
[166.08 --> 166.36] Oh, okay.
[166.36 --> 167.02] Oh, okay.
[167.14 --> 171.06] Apparently, Brandon Potts has been subscribed for 17 months in a row.
[172.02 --> 173.08] 17 months!
[173.78 --> 177.42] 4.99 times 17...
[177.42 --> 178.74] Actually, this is not difficult math.
[179.34 --> 180.38] 85 dollars!
[181.40 --> 182.50] You're basically a hero!
[182.50 --> 184.98] More Twitch Prime!
[185.10 --> 185.92] You only get half of that.
[186.08 --> 186.54] You only get...
[186.54 --> 187.24] Well, no, I know.
[187.46 --> 189.40] But that doesn't make...
[189.40 --> 190.14] What the heck?
[190.24 --> 192.18] 15 months in a row for secure...
[192.18 --> 196.16] Is this just all coming up now because, like, we never stream?
[196.32 --> 197.72] Well, basically, yeah.
[197.90 --> 202.78] So because you're live now, people will do their renewals because they get to post...
[202.78 --> 203.74] See how that's gray?
[204.16 --> 204.84] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[204.86 --> 205.88] All your bases are belong to us.
[206.06 --> 210.82] So he was able to send that message along with his subscriber renewal so that it showed up
[210.82 --> 212.02] gray along with everything else.
[212.02 --> 214.58] You know, I appreciate the old memes.
[214.70 --> 215.96] It makes me feel less old.
[216.08 --> 217.56] You know, anytime I see an all-your-base...
[217.56 --> 218.34] All your bases are belong, yeah.
[218.48 --> 222.52] Or, like, you know, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, you know, any of that kind
[222.52 --> 224.28] of stuff, I kind of go, you know what?
[224.32 --> 225.02] This is great.
[225.32 --> 226.00] This is great.
[226.00 --> 228.44] I feel young right now in this moment.
[228.54 --> 229.80] And then I'm like, oh, I'm a knee.
[233.04 --> 234.38] So it doesn't last very long.
[234.72 --> 236.56] We got a great show for you guys today.
[236.66 --> 237.54] A lot of great topics.
[237.74 --> 239.36] Actually, there's some pretty crap topics.
[239.36 --> 239.76] Yeah.
[240.14 --> 242.50] We'll talk a little bit about Meltdown and Spectre.