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[2365.06 --> 2366.50] It's got to still be common. |
[2366.64 --> 2368.86] Like, I did tech work when I was in high school. |
[2369.02 --> 2369.68] So did I. |
[2369.78 --> 2370.02] Yeah. |
[2370.28 --> 2370.98] Like – |
[2370.98 --> 2375.42] There's, like, no good reason that I can think of not to make some money on the side if you're just passionate about tech anyway. |
[2375.42 --> 2379.56] And, like, these days it might be more based around fixing mobile phones and stuff. |
[2379.62 --> 2381.18] But there's still tech work to do. |
[2381.18 --> 2382.04] Oh, absolutely. |
[2382.28 --> 2383.28] Like battery swaps? |
[2383.46 --> 2383.68] Yeah. |
[2384.50 --> 2384.72] What? |
[2384.78 --> 2385.32] Do you like these? |
[2388.08 --> 2390.06] Are we getting the Ed nod of approval? |
[2390.40 --> 2390.90] I think so. |
[2390.98 --> 2392.18] You like the thick frames on me, hey? |
[2392.22 --> 2392.36] Yeah. |
[2392.92 --> 2393.28] Okay. |
[2393.88 --> 2394.14] Huh. |
[2394.40 --> 2395.10] You know, it's funny. |
[2395.16 --> 2397.16] I never thought of myself as a thick frame guy. |
[2397.92 --> 2398.50] Like, I don't know. |
[2398.52 --> 2399.72] Have you seen my prescription glasses? |
[2400.32 --> 2400.50] Yeah. |
[2400.70 --> 2400.94] Yeah. |
[2401.04 --> 2402.00] They're, like, they're small. |
[2402.22 --> 2402.62] They're small. |
[2403.08 --> 2405.40] I could pull this off. |
[2405.42 --> 2405.60] You think? |
[2405.80 --> 2406.12] Yeah. |
[2406.20 --> 2408.40] I probably need, like, an overall style update, though. |
[2408.44 --> 2410.04] We got one trip we were on. |
[2410.36 --> 2411.34] I gave you my glasses. |
[2411.56 --> 2411.90] Yeah, yeah. |
[2412.06 --> 2413.86] It's, like, everyone's like, oh, you look cool. |
[2414.10 --> 2414.68] Yeah, okay. |
[2414.70 --> 2415.32] Mr. Linus, sir. |
[2415.56 --> 2416.58] Hello, Mr. Linus, sir. |
[2416.58 --> 2417.34] All right. |
[2417.40 --> 2418.34] You can go, Colton. |
[2418.34 --> 2418.94] That's all right. |
[2419.66 --> 2420.16] I'll do it. |
[2422.16 --> 2422.84] All right. |
[2422.90 --> 2425.72] Bringing us to our last sponsor, Savage Jerky. |
[2427.08 --> 2429.92] So, hey, actually, hey, Colton. |
[2430.38 --> 2431.08] You still there? |
[2432.08 --> 2432.56] Okay. |
[2432.66 --> 2433.26] So, Colton. |
[2433.42 --> 2433.78] Colton! |
[2434.20 --> 2435.60] Colton ran an investigation. |
[2436.10 --> 2436.24] What? |
[2436.74 --> 2437.98] Colton ran an investigation. |
[2438.22 --> 2438.46] Come on. |
[2438.48 --> 2439.04] Come on over here. |
[2439.08 --> 2439.52] Come on over here. |
[2440.24 --> 2441.22] I'm, like, all angry. |
[2441.28 --> 2441.68] I'm, like, what? |
[2442.10 --> 2442.46] What's up? |
[2442.46 --> 2444.34] We need Inspector Colton back, I think. |
[2444.34 --> 2448.94] Remember when you solved the mystery of people of the utensils? |
[2449.08 --> 2449.70] Yes, I do. |
[2449.74 --> 2451.48] That was one of my finest pieces of work here. |
[2451.54 --> 2451.90] Finest. |
[2451.90 --> 2452.18] This company. |
[2452.30 --> 2453.60] Finest channel super fun. |
[2453.74 --> 2456.32] One of the finest channel super fun episodes of all time. |
[2456.64 --> 2460.98] And probably the single most valuable thing Colton has done since he began his employment here. |
[2461.74 --> 2462.12] Take it. |
[2464.12 --> 2464.86] Scoop over here a little bit. |
[2464.86 --> 2465.56] You're right behind the mic. |
[2465.92 --> 2466.32] Investigator. |
[2466.46 --> 2466.78] There you go. |
[2467.34 --> 2467.74] Who took the jerky? |
[2467.74 --> 2469.22] We have to solve another mystery. |
[2469.46 --> 2471.96] Who took our Savage Jerky? |
[2472.16 --> 2472.74] I don't know, man. |
[2472.74 --> 2477.50] I sent a message to, like, our group chat and no responses. |
[2477.94 --> 2478.88] I looked around the office. |
[2479.42 --> 2479.94] Somebody ate it. |
[2480.10 --> 2481.68] But the thing is that we had a lot. |
[2481.68 --> 2483.60] We had a lot of jerky. |
[2483.74 --> 2483.90] We had a lot of jerky. |
[2483.90 --> 2485.58] Like, somebody must have just gone to town. |
[2485.60 --> 2488.94] Like, you guys have probably seen the box on previous web shows. |
[2489.38 --> 2491.14] It's not small. |
[2491.28 --> 2492.06] It's pretty huge. |
[2492.82 --> 2492.96] Yeah. |
[2492.96 --> 2496.44] Like, there is some of it that's empty, but most of it had quite a bit left. |
[2496.44 --> 2496.72] Yeah. |
[2497.00 --> 2501.38] Like, there was easily one or two meals worth of just jerky. |
[2501.46 --> 2502.96] We're going to say this. |
[2503.14 --> 2503.92] Sort of once in front. |
[2503.98 --> 2509.50] And, like, it's enough that you couldn't have, like, accidentally opened up a package, started eating it. |
[2509.50 --> 2510.52] Because, like, it's delicious. |
[2510.84 --> 2513.56] And then just, like, oh, no, it's gone. |
[2513.70 --> 2515.46] And it was spread between many packages. |
[2515.60 --> 2515.74] Yeah. |
[2515.86 --> 2517.78] You're like, oh, 14 packs of jerky. |
[2517.84 --> 2518.94] I guess I'll just eat this. |
[2519.10 --> 2521.02] I guess this is totally fine. |
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