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[4063.30 --> 4067.98] The pacing and the editing in the beginning before they go to Disneyland is really good.
[4068.58 --> 4070.80] And then it's hilarious once they're there.
[4071.00 --> 4071.38] I don't know.
[4071.70 --> 4072.32] It's good.
[4072.48 --> 4073.00] Very good video.
[4073.28 --> 4073.70] All right.
[4073.76 --> 4074.36] So there you go.
[4074.36 --> 4076.00] There's the update on Floatplane.
[4076.28 --> 4076.88] Sort of.
[4077.66 --> 4079.10] A lot of great content over there, though.
[4079.16 --> 4080.88] So go sign up if you haven't already.
[4081.62 --> 4087.66] And hopefully very soon we will have annual subscriptions working again.
[4088.36 --> 4089.42] That'll be when the site launches.
[4089.42 --> 4089.58] Very soon.
[4089.94 --> 4091.08] So the reason why annual...
[4091.08 --> 4092.20] When the site launches very soon.
[4093.10 --> 4098.66] The reason why annual subscriptions got cut wasn't because I don't want to give people a discount for subscribing annually.
[4098.66 --> 4102.62] I absolutely want to do that because then that encourages people to subscribe annually.
[4103.16 --> 4103.56] Obviously.
[4103.68 --> 4104.98] That's why everyone does that.
[4104.98 --> 4110.20] But I didn't want to lock people onto the current payments platform because it's garbage.
[4110.76 --> 4114.10] So I'm hoping that we can launch the new site, get you on the new payments platform.
[4114.22 --> 4115.84] Then there will be the discounts for yearly.
[4116.20 --> 4120.48] And if you were subscribed yearly and then now you're subscribed monthly, don't worry.
[4120.54 --> 4122.46] You'll still be grandfathered into the nice pricing.
[4122.46 --> 4124.24] Are we going to find a way to work that?
[4124.44 --> 4125.44] How are we going to do that?
[4125.54 --> 4125.70] Okay.
[4125.70 --> 4126.46] We'll figure that out.
[4126.56 --> 4127.28] Still some things to sort out.
[4127.28 --> 4128.16] It won't actually be that hard.
[4128.28 --> 4128.50] Okay.
[4128.60 --> 4128.88] Okay.
[4128.96 --> 4129.16] Cool.
[4129.36 --> 4129.50] Yeah.
[4129.50 --> 4130.46] All right.
[4130.56 --> 4130.76] Cool.
[4131.66 --> 4133.46] People want the SJW story.
[4134.84 --> 4135.82] Is it a good idea?
[4136.04 --> 4136.78] I don't know.
[4137.64 --> 4138.24] After party?
[4138.68 --> 4139.38] I don't know.
[4139.56 --> 4140.40] No, I got to go.
[4140.80 --> 4141.02] Okay.
[4141.94 --> 4142.42] All right.
[4142.56 --> 4143.70] I'll do it really quick.
[4143.82 --> 4144.04] Okay.
[4144.14 --> 4144.96] I'll do it really quick.
[4144.96 --> 4145.96] So basically...
[4147.54 --> 4148.76] You're playing with fire here.
[4148.82 --> 4149.20] I know.
[4149.42 --> 4149.72] I know.
[4149.72 --> 4150.02] It's literally...
[4150.02 --> 4150.14] Okay.
[4150.24 --> 4150.70] I know.
[4151.00 --> 4152.00] One thing to consider.
[4152.32 --> 4152.66] Oh, no.
[4152.76 --> 4153.26] I don't...
[4153.26 --> 4154.60] We are not a federal institution.
[4154.96 --> 4155.16] Okay.
[4155.24 --> 4155.50] That's fine.
[4155.62 --> 4155.78] Okay.
[4155.84 --> 4158.50] There is laws against certain things in Canada now.
[4158.56 --> 4158.86] Anyways.
[4158.92 --> 4159.20] Okay.
[4159.20 --> 4159.56] Okay.
[4160.02 --> 4167.84] So anyway, I'm kind of done shooting the piece and I'm waiting to get my receipt on my phone.
[4168.42 --> 4173.04] And so Dennis, like, I'm holding the stuff I bought and it's like kind of awkward because
[4173.04 --> 4177.76] Dennis has to keep his camera pointed at it because we want to see the push notification.
[4178.38 --> 4178.64] Okay.
[4178.70 --> 4179.94] So we like, we can't really move.
[4180.00 --> 4185.12] So I've got like, I've got these like pads and we put the food in the bag.
[4185.12 --> 4188.74] So I just have these pads and I have my phone and like my mic battery is dying.
[4188.74 --> 4191.48] So we need to like swap the batteries and we're trying to hold everything.
[4191.48 --> 4192.80] We're trying to like...
[4192.80 --> 4193.12] Anyway.
[4194.92 --> 4201.60] So this person comes up to me and goes, are you guys like bloggers?
[4201.60 --> 4203.94] And I'm like, oh yeah.
[4203.94 --> 4207.44] And she's like, did I say she?
[4207.44 --> 4208.20] The person.
[4209.78 --> 4211.14] Because I'm not going to assume.
[4211.14 --> 4219.06] The person, the person kind of makes a face and goes, and is part of your bit that you're
[4219.06 --> 4222.48] here buying pads and that that's embarrassing?
[4223.32 --> 4230.26] And I'm like, and then I don't actually get a chance to say anything because that's perpetuating
[4230.26 --> 4232.26] something, something.
[4232.40 --> 4234.00] I kind of was tuned out by that point.
[4234.00 --> 4238.62] And, and it's totally natural and it's fine.
[4238.66 --> 4239.76] And I'm like, yeah, it is.
[4239.78 --> 4240.28] And that's fine.
[4240.28 --> 4240.88] And that's good.
[4241.34 --> 4243.76] And then he has a wife who he's probably buying them for.
[4243.88 --> 4244.10] Yep.
[4244.30 --> 4248.48] Um, and you know, it's one of those, it's one of those conversations where it's like, look,
[4248.74 --> 4256.36] honestly, I am not personally shy and I don't feel awkward about natural bodily functions.
[4256.36 --> 4256.74] No.
[4256.74 --> 4259.20] Because who gives a shit?
[4259.42 --> 4259.74] Get it?
[4260.28 --> 4272.16] Oh, but I'm also not going to pretend that people don't feel a little awkward when they
[4272.16 --> 4277.40] have to go to a drug store and buy condoms or tampons or suppositories, anything that
[4277.40 --> 4284.10] goes on your genitals, up your genitals, or, you know, up your butt is just, you know what?