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[3715.50 --> 3717.90] So thank you guys for tuning into the WAN show. |
[3718.04 --> 3718.70] Oh, right. |
[3721.02 --> 3722.24] Early access on Flowplay. |
[3722.66 --> 3722.94] Yes. |
[3723.98 --> 3724.30] Huzzah. |
[3724.92 --> 3727.84] Oh, do you want to talk about any of the cool stuff that's going on in Flowplay? |
[3727.84 --> 3729.72] Can you talk about the cool stuff that's going on? |
[3729.76 --> 3730.30] You're killing me. |
[3730.44 --> 3732.20] He's supposed to do blog posts. |
[3733.12 --> 3734.92] There's so much cool stuff happening. |
[3736.12 --> 3737.48] No, I'm saying it. |
[3737.50 --> 3738.26] I'm saying it. |
[3738.90 --> 3740.98] We processed a credit card transaction. |
[3741.66 --> 3742.46] A lot of them. |
[3742.62 --> 3744.18] A lot of credit card transactions. |
[3744.40 --> 3744.84] And they resubbed. |
[3745.46 --> 3746.30] And they worked. |
[3746.74 --> 3747.46] And they resubbed. |
[3747.52 --> 3747.78] Yes. |
[3747.92 --> 3750.72] The subscription, the subscription mechanism worked. |
[3751.04 --> 3752.40] That is a huge milestone. |
[3752.62 --> 3753.42] That's really cool. |
[3753.42 --> 3756.46] If you've ever, like, developed a platform, you'll know that that's a big deal. |
[3756.46 --> 3762.90] Because you can't even do any of that stuff until you've got a lot of the other back-end mechanisms also working. |
[3763.14 --> 3764.50] And it, like, associates with accounts. |
[3764.60 --> 3766.10] And it grants you access properly. |
[3766.26 --> 3768.98] And when your sub dies, it takes away access properly. |
[3770.22 --> 3772.06] Why aren't we talking about this stuff? |
[3772.18 --> 3772.68] It's cool. |
[3772.82 --> 3777.50] Because I want to slam a whole bunch of these things really close to the launch of the platform. |
[3777.72 --> 3777.94] Okay. |
[3778.06 --> 3779.70] It's like, think of it like sex. |
[3779.70 --> 3781.70] A penis can only be... |
[3781.70 --> 3781.72] Yeah. |
[3781.72 --> 3783.20] So I want an orgasm... |
[3783.20 --> 3783.42] No. |
[3783.42 --> 3786.26] I want the biggest, most intense orgasm right at the end. |
[3786.34 --> 3788.70] A penis can only be so wide... |
[3789.22 --> 3789.60] Okay. |
[3790.04 --> 3793.26] ...before it just cannot be processed anymore. |
[3794.62 --> 3795.06] Okay? |
[3795.06 --> 3797.92] You need to... |
[3797.92 --> 3807.32] You need to just calm down that, like, massive, you know, like, you know, butcher shop meat-sized erection. |
[3807.32 --> 3813.62] And just kind of bang out these news updates... |
[3813.62 --> 3814.62] So focus on insertions... |
[3814.62 --> 3815.20] ...over time. |
[3815.20 --> 3815.82] Over time. |
[3816.00 --> 3816.18] Yes. |
[3816.18 --> 3817.46] ...instead of one giant one. |
[3817.46 --> 3820.84] So back to my screen here. |
[3823.06 --> 3827.02] This could be quite possibly the greatest LTT video of all time. |
[3827.36 --> 3828.22] This was sort of... |
[3828.22 --> 3831.08] So we actually almost lost one of our cameras at CES. |
[3832.44 --> 3833.74] Not going to name any names. |
[3835.94 --> 3840.58] Someone left one of our camera bags just at the bell desk, basically. |
[3841.36 --> 3841.68] And... |
[3841.68 --> 3843.54] Why did you just call Luke a giant dick? |
[3843.68 --> 3844.46] It had a... |
[3845.26 --> 3846.32] I didn't call him one. |
[3846.32 --> 3847.50] I said maybe he had one. |
[3847.86 --> 3848.30] It's different. |
[3850.68 --> 3851.42] One's offensive. |
[3851.90 --> 3853.02] One's probably... |
[3853.02 --> 3853.28] I don't know. |
[3853.30 --> 3854.00] Maybe also offensive. |
[3854.28 --> 3854.56] I don't know. |
[3855.60 --> 3856.86] Depends how sensitive you are. |
[3857.28 --> 3858.00] I got hardcore... |
[3858.00 --> 3858.90] The world is confusing right now. |
[3858.90 --> 3861.58] I got hardcore SJW'd at the Amazon Go store. |
[3862.32 --> 3862.60] Oh? |
[3862.72 --> 3863.08] Oh, yeah. |
[3863.38 --> 3863.72] Anyway. |
[3864.18 --> 3864.66] Oh. |
[3865.06 --> 3865.28] Yeah. |
[3865.36 --> 3866.42] I had an encounter. |
[3866.90 --> 3868.26] I had a real live encounter. |
[3868.38 --> 3868.88] It was great. |
[3868.98 --> 3869.88] I'm sorry about that. |
[3869.88 --> 3870.08] Yeah. |
[3870.38 --> 3870.78] Anyway. |
[3870.96 --> 3871.16] I apologize. |
[3871.24 --> 3872.96] So this video was almost lost. |
[3873.30 --> 3876.06] Because it was on an SD card that was sitting in that camera. |
[3876.32 --> 3878.12] And it is perhaps the greatest... |
[3878.12 --> 3878.78] Have you watched it? |
[3878.84 --> 3880.16] ...LTT video of all time. |
[3880.50 --> 3881.80] I have watched bits of it. |
[3881.84 --> 3882.88] I haven't watched the whole thing. |
[3883.96 --> 3884.62] Hold on. |
[3886.00 --> 3887.62] We're going to watch a little bit of it now. |
[3887.78 --> 3888.00] Hold on. |
[3888.06 --> 3888.94] I'm going to throw audio on. |
[3888.94 --> 3889.74] This thing is so cool. |
[3889.74 --> 3891.78] This is like the coolest product of all time. |
[3891.96 --> 3894.56] And this is possibly the greatest LTT video of all time. |
[3894.58 --> 3896.08] So that's not a digital screen. |
[3896.20 --> 3896.46] Nope. |
[3896.58 --> 3896.80] Nope. |
[3897.16 --> 3897.42] Nope. |
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