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[1416.50 --> 1417.12] Same song.
[1417.24 --> 1417.80] You're drunk.
[1418.06 --> 1418.50] You're drunk.
[1420.50 --> 1420.90] Wow.
[1421.10 --> 1421.46] Okay.
[1422.02 --> 1422.54] Oh, man.
[1423.14 --> 1423.48] Okay.
[1423.56 --> 1423.96] You know what?
[1423.98 --> 1425.18] We're going to do this topic anyway.
[1425.30 --> 1427.00] The original article is from TechCrunch.
[1427.38 --> 1429.60] Let's go ahead and pop Linus' screen up here.
[1429.68 --> 1431.86] Disney streaming services resurrecting the Clone Wars.
[1432.04 --> 1434.12] And I was like, oh, yeah, I'll get Dennis to do this.
[1434.12 --> 1435.06] Everyone knows Star Wars.
[1435.06 --> 1435.80] Oh, God.
[1435.96 --> 1436.54] Star Wars.
[1436.74 --> 1437.18] Again.
[1437.76 --> 1439.32] We just talked about it in TechLink.
[1439.46 --> 1441.00] Star Wars is culturally relevant.
[1441.30 --> 1442.68] I don't watch Star Wars.
[1443.18 --> 1443.58] Why?
[1444.32 --> 1446.94] Because I just don't like fake stuff.
[1447.20 --> 1448.66] Like, efficient, I mean.
[1449.06 --> 1450.20] You don't like what?
[1450.56 --> 1451.00] Efficient?
[1451.26 --> 1451.62] Fiction.
[1451.96 --> 1452.28] Fiction.
[1452.46 --> 1452.74] Fiction.
[1452.88 --> 1454.10] You don't like fiction.
[1454.42 --> 1454.98] I don't.
[1455.20 --> 1457.62] And I don't like long movies either.
[1457.74 --> 1459.30] That's like three hours long, right?
[1459.38 --> 1460.04] Two, three hours.
[1460.12 --> 1461.32] Well, this is a TV show.
[1461.52 --> 1462.70] Oh, Star Wars.
[1462.76 --> 1465.22] Some of the Star Wars movies are on the long side.
[1465.74 --> 1467.18] So what movies do you like?
[1467.60 --> 1468.42] I like.
[1469.70 --> 1473.06] Actually, I like TV show.
[1473.16 --> 1473.80] I like The Office.
[1474.38 --> 1475.12] You like The Office.
[1475.52 --> 1476.72] Oh, this is the best.
[1476.94 --> 1477.20] Okay.
[1477.30 --> 1478.98] So Star Wars is nothing like The Office.
[1478.98 --> 1479.86] No, no, no.
[1479.86 --> 1480.80] It can't be The Office.
[1480.80 --> 1481.92] Do you like superhero movies?
[1482.54 --> 1483.40] Like Avengers or whatever?
[1483.40 --> 1485.14] I watched Ant-Man last week.
[1485.34 --> 1485.60] Yeah.
[1485.76 --> 1487.02] It's cool.
[1487.64 --> 1487.88] Okay.
[1487.88 --> 1490.68] But I mean, I'm not like a big fan of heroes.
[1491.16 --> 1492.30] Not a big fan of heroes.
[1492.56 --> 1492.82] Okay.
[1493.02 --> 1494.24] So you don't like heroes.
[1494.32 --> 1494.56] Okay.
[1494.56 --> 1494.82] Deadpool.
[1494.82 --> 1495.82] You don't like anything long.
[1495.82 --> 1495.84] Deadpool.
[1495.84 --> 1497.82] Deadpool was fun to watch.
[1497.94 --> 1498.14] Okay.
[1498.22 --> 1502.74] So you like kind of an irreverent sort of dark humor.
[1503.26 --> 1503.58] Yes.
[1504.44 --> 1504.84] Okay.
[1505.64 --> 1506.04] Okay.
[1506.12 --> 1507.36] Star Wars doesn't have a lot of that.
[1507.92 --> 1509.22] Also, I don't like Lord of the Rings.
[1509.58 --> 1510.68] You don't like Lord of the Rings.
[1511.42 --> 1512.22] You know what?
[1512.26 --> 1514.98] I'm not even going to give you too hard of a time for that.
[1515.08 --> 1516.90] I mean...
[1516.90 --> 1518.02] Okay.
[1518.06 --> 1521.40] Are you talking Lord of the Rings trilogy or like The Hobbit?
[1522.24 --> 1523.42] I don't know what you're talking about.
[1523.52 --> 1524.06] It's that movie.
[1525.00 --> 1527.32] I don't know what you're talking about.
[1527.58 --> 1528.24] The movie.
[1528.66 --> 1529.22] The movie.
[1529.34 --> 1530.20] Well, they're both movies.
[1530.32 --> 1530.64] Okay.
[1530.78 --> 1531.34] I don't know.
[1531.48 --> 1532.74] Just how about both?
[1534.56 --> 1535.50] I watched once.
[1535.68 --> 1536.12] I fell asleep.
[1536.24 --> 1536.68] I just...
[1536.68 --> 1537.78] You fell asleep?
[1537.88 --> 1538.14] I know.
[1538.28 --> 1539.10] During which one?
[1539.42 --> 1540.22] You don't even know.
[1540.22 --> 1541.42] Oh, I don't know.
[1541.50 --> 1541.62] Okay.
[1541.66 --> 1542.36] Were there Hobbits?
[1542.94 --> 1543.68] I'm just kidding.
[1543.68 --> 1543.78] Hobbits?
[1543.78 --> 1544.42] That's not helpful.
[1544.56 --> 1545.16] They're in all of them.
[1547.44 --> 1548.28] I don't know.
[1549.24 --> 1549.92] Would you like...
[1549.92 --> 1550.86] Do you like Monty Python?