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[1552.30 --> 1552.84] What's that?
[1552.84 --> 1554.66] You don't know Monty Python?
[1555.16 --> 1555.78] You know what?
[1556.24 --> 1557.62] I'm going to give you some...
[1557.62 --> 1560.16] I'm going to give you some TV homework.
[1560.46 --> 1560.72] Okay.
[1560.84 --> 1561.04] Okay?
[1561.08 --> 1563.32] Because I want to understand what makes you tick.
[1563.64 --> 1565.76] Are you familiar with Life's Too Short?
[1566.72 --> 1567.44] I think...
[1567.44 --> 1567.66] Okay.
[1567.70 --> 1570.78] I think I've been trapped with The Office for too long because I've been watching that show
[1570.78 --> 1572.00] for almost two years.
[1572.06 --> 1573.32] I'm just re-watching, re-watching.
[1573.32 --> 1577.04] And I'm just a digger to it.
[1577.82 --> 1578.18] Really?
[1578.38 --> 1580.14] So I just can't get out of it.
[1580.42 --> 1580.80] Okay.
[1580.94 --> 1582.14] I need to try to...
[1582.14 --> 1582.48] Okay.
[1582.48 --> 1583.06] ...do something new.
[1583.24 --> 1586.76] I'm going to get you something new and you will like it.
[1587.32 --> 1587.72] Okay.
[1587.84 --> 1588.60] If you like The Office...
[1588.60 --> 1589.54] I like that kind of humor.
[1589.60 --> 1589.80] Okay.
[1589.86 --> 1591.76] Do you like The American Office or The British Office?
[1591.86 --> 1592.06] American.
[1592.28 --> 1592.60] American Office.
[1592.60 --> 1593.62] I don't get British humor.
[1593.72 --> 1593.92] Okay.
[1594.58 --> 1594.88] Oh.
[1595.74 --> 1596.60] Oh, you're going to...
[1596.60 --> 1597.16] Oh, okay.
[1597.22 --> 1598.54] No, I don't...
[1598.54 --> 1598.88] Okay.
[1599.88 --> 1600.36] Okay.
[1601.62 --> 1603.98] Do you have a hard time understanding the accent?
[1604.44 --> 1604.80] Oh, yes.
[1604.88 --> 1605.32] That too.
[1605.44 --> 1605.90] Oh, crap.
[1606.06 --> 1606.24] Yeah.
[1606.74 --> 1607.10] I...
[1607.10 --> 1607.38] Yeah.
[1608.38 --> 1610.04] I can only understand American.
[1610.36 --> 1611.42] You only understand American.
[1611.78 --> 1615.46] Well, then it's a wonder that you managed to hang around with me because I don't speak
[1615.46 --> 1616.02] American.
[1616.86 --> 1617.30] Canadian.
[1617.30 --> 1618.16] I know what you mean.
[1618.16 --> 1618.74] Same thing.
[1618.78 --> 1619.22] I know what you mean.
[1619.22 --> 1621.22] I mean, the accent sound is...
[1621.22 --> 1622.68] I can't tell the difference.
[1622.68 --> 1627.02] Is this a shot at me for saying that Taiwanese and Chinese are the same thing?
[1627.08 --> 1627.22] Wait, wait, wait.
[1627.40 --> 1628.68] Because you kind of owed me one.
[1628.84 --> 1630.54] Like, in fairness to you, you owed me one.
[1630.70 --> 1631.42] You owed me one here.
[1631.46 --> 1632.08] I can't tell.
[1632.26 --> 1636.20] Seriously, I cannot tell your accent or someone from LA.
[1636.20 --> 1638.10] You can't tell, like, me or John.
[1638.40 --> 1639.08] I can tell that.
[1639.20 --> 1639.44] Okay.
[1639.48 --> 1640.00] But that's very...
[1640.00 --> 1640.22] No, no.
[1640.26 --> 1645.10] Because West Coast, like, Pacific West Coast, or Pacific Northwest especially.
[1645.30 --> 1645.46] Sorry.
[1645.46 --> 1646.46] Not Pacific West Coast.
[1646.58 --> 1647.90] It's all Pacific if it's West Coast.
[1647.90 --> 1654.66] Pacific Northwest, like, anyone from Oregon through to Washington up, like, through BC,
[1655.12 --> 1655.88] like, along the West Coast.
[1655.88 --> 1656.16] Does it sound the same?
[1656.20 --> 1656.86] We all sound the same.
[1657.10 --> 1657.32] Okay.
[1657.44 --> 1657.58] Yeah.
[1657.62 --> 1658.44] But can you tell, though?
[1659.14 --> 1659.50] No.
[1659.76 --> 1660.14] Okay.
[1660.24 --> 1660.46] Oh, no.
[1660.50 --> 1663.34] Like, I could meet someone from Washington State or from Oregon.
[1663.46 --> 1665.16] I'd have no idea that they're American or Canadian.
[1665.32 --> 1665.78] No, I wouldn't know.
[1666.16 --> 1666.40] Okay.
[1666.68 --> 1672.32] Whereas, like, Eastern Canadian or, like, Southern U.S., Eastern U.S., there you can pick
[1672.32 --> 1673.46] it up, like, pretty quick.
[1673.46 --> 1674.02] How about Toronto?
[1675.02 --> 1676.52] Toronto, I don't notice much.
[1676.52 --> 1677.52] No, not really.
[1677.74 --> 1680.50] Like, the metropolitan area is not too much.
[1680.82 --> 1681.10] Okay.
[1681.74 --> 1682.36] All right.
[1682.46 --> 1685.34] So, let's go ahead and talk about this Clone Wars thing.
[1685.74 --> 1690.32] So, it's unfortunate Luke's not here on the show today because he will either be amped
[1690.32 --> 1694.90] about this or he won't because I know that he really liked the original series and was
[1694.90 --> 1700.28] super mad at sort of what Disney's been doing with some aspects of animated Star Wars.
[1700.46 --> 1703.02] So, it ran on Cartoon Network for five seasons.
[1703.12 --> 1703.86] It's coming back.
[1703.86 --> 1707.70] It was the adventures of Anakin and Obi-Wan, as well as some new characters, during the
[1707.70 --> 1708.36] Clone War.