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[700.90 --> 701.36] Hi, Chris.
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[701.62 --> 702.50] We've got Stefan.
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[703.26 --> 703.90] Hi, Stefan.
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[704.32 --> 705.94] We've got Arrow.
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[705.94 --> 708.84] Did you know there's a body pillow with you on it?
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[708.84 --> 710.48] Whoa.
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[710.74 --> 710.96] What?
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[712.00 --> 712.40] No.
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[714.24 --> 714.64] That's...
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[714.64 --> 715.92] Okay.
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[716.04 --> 716.62] Hold on a second.
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[716.72 --> 718.42] We might be veering off topic a little bit here.
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[718.50 --> 719.12] Go ahead and get that...
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[719.12 --> 719.84] Got a discount code.
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[720.72 --> 721.56] You want a discount?
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[721.82 --> 722.52] Shut up.
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[726.26 --> 726.62] Okay.
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[726.80 --> 727.50] I got a straw poll coming.
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[727.66 --> 730.10] Is there just a company that makes custom body pillows?
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[730.82 --> 731.74] I'm sure there is.
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[731.74 --> 732.86] Uh...
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[732.86 --> 735.52] No, I don't see it.
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[737.14 --> 737.58] Wait.
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[737.70 --> 739.86] Need portrait image of Linus for hug pillow.
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[741.48 --> 742.72] Senpai tech tips.
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[743.88 --> 744.36] Hmm.
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[745.58 --> 746.96] Straw poll is coming in the chat, guys.
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[748.30 --> 748.74] Okay.
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[749.08 --> 753.86] So all I've found so far is a picture of me with a body pillow.
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[754.00 --> 754.74] Not the same.
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[754.86 --> 756.00] Which is not the same thing.
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[756.00 --> 758.00] Um...
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[758.00 --> 761.62] You're so obsessed with that channel.
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[761.68 --> 763.42] I'm surprised you don't have a Linus hug pillow.
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[763.52 --> 764.12] When is this from?
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[764.34 --> 766.12] This is from 2014.
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[767.52 --> 768.00] Um...
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[768.00 --> 770.04] Which is good because of that.
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[770.16 --> 771.54] So that's been changed by now.
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[771.58 --> 772.08] So that's good.
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[773.00 --> 773.40] Um...
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[776.28 --> 776.68] Okay.
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[776.84 --> 777.00] Yeah.
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[777.08 --> 777.62] No, no, no.
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[777.70 --> 778.88] I don't think that's a thing.
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[778.90 --> 779.52] I haven't seen one.
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[779.60 --> 780.40] I don't think that's a thing.
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[780.48 --> 783.30] I think someone would have tweeted that at me by now
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[783.30 --> 785.70] if that was a thing that actually existed.
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[786.72 --> 787.32] Um...
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[787.32 --> 789.08] Yeah, it's more like rant show.
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[789.38 --> 791.52] This is not a rant show.
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[791.68 --> 795.84] We very rarely spend the entire show ranting.
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[796.18 --> 797.50] Yeah, let's rant about that.
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[798.50 --> 799.02] Um...
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[799.02 --> 803.76] Did you hear about hashtag Wall Street Journal kills kids on Twitter?
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[804.18 --> 804.54] What the heck?
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[804.54 --> 804.76] No.
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[804.76 --> 810.76] I actually stay shockingly far away from Twitter
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[811.56 --> 813.80] and like whatever is trending on Twitter.
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[813.80 --> 815.12] Um...
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[815.12 --> 817.72] All right.
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[817.76 --> 818.48] What else we got here?
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[818.54 --> 820.22] What happens when you drop a can of water on a PC?
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[820.22 --> 821.00] He asks Chris.
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[821.22 --> 821.84] It dies.
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[822.56 --> 822.70] Uh...
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[822.70 --> 823.20] Hi, Nicole.
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[824.40 --> 824.88] Uh...
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[824.88 --> 825.34] Dorf says,
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[825.42 --> 826.40] I've been watching you for years
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[826.40 --> 829.40] and took my girlfriend pointing it out to realize it.
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[829.84 --> 831.36] You look like a Keebler elf.
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[832.64 --> 833.68] Thank you, Dorf.
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[834.64 --> 835.24] Um...
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[835.24 --> 835.62] Okay.
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[835.84 --> 836.62] Moving on then.
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[836.94 --> 839.18] Brandon Offset just cracks up laughing.
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[839.18 --> 842.16] What's a Keebler elf?
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[842.30 --> 843.38] Like, do you get the reference?
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[843.94 --> 844.24] Yes.
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[844.50 --> 845.22] Oh, what...
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[845.22 --> 845.56] What...
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[845.56 --> 847.74] Can you come explain on stream for those...
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[847.74 --> 849.50] For the idiots in the audience like me
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[849.50 --> 850.50] who don't know what it is?
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[851.98 --> 852.64] You'll bring...
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[852.64 --> 853.38] You'll show me a photo.
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[853.56 --> 854.08] Well, no, here.
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[854.16 --> 855.30] I mean, I can Google a photo.
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[856.82 --> 857.32] All right.
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[857.38 --> 858.78] Let's find out what a Keebler elf is.
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[858.78 --> 858.90] What is that?
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[858.90 --> 859.56] What's that?
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[861.02 --> 862.94] You can just send my screen.
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[863.36 --> 864.08] I already got it.
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[864.16 --> 864.62] Yeah, okay.
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[865.78 --> 866.18] Okay.
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[866.18 --> 870.16] So, they're like the guys from, like,
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[870.24 --> 873.20] the Rudolph holiday special then.
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