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[2539.84 --> 2541.04] Have you finished that game yet?
[2541.26 --> 2541.50] No.
[2541.82 --> 2542.60] I am close.
[2543.02 --> 2543.24] Really?
[2543.36 --> 2544.20] It's going to take me a long time.
[2544.24 --> 2545.40] I don't go on as many trips anymore.
[2545.40 --> 2546.36] And I only play on trips.
[2546.98 --> 2548.80] I was horrified to discover.
[2549.10 --> 2550.50] That the Switch has a feature.
[2550.62 --> 2551.60] That tells you how many hours.
[2551.60 --> 2552.52] You've spent in a game.
[2553.66 --> 2554.06] And.
[2555.24 --> 2556.50] I looked at that feature.
[2556.64 --> 2557.24] How much is it?
[2557.86 --> 2559.20] And there's some idling.
[2559.72 --> 2560.12] Okay.
[2560.12 --> 2560.42] Sure.
[2561.38 --> 2562.38] But not much.
[2562.70 --> 2563.14] Okay.
[2563.30 --> 2566.80] My total play time for that game is over 130 hours.
[2569.30 --> 2569.78] Whoa.
[2569.78 --> 2579.08] I have officially spent more time playing Breath of the Wild in the last six months since I got a Switch.
[2579.12 --> 2581.90] I didn't even get a Switch until I had my wisdom teeth out.
[2583.18 --> 2584.14] That's probably more than.
[2584.14 --> 2584.54] That was like.
[2584.92 --> 2587.68] Not all games you've played in the last few years.
[2588.08 --> 2588.48] Combined.
[2588.56 --> 2588.88] Yeah.
[2589.12 --> 2589.52] Yeah.
[2589.84 --> 2590.20] Probably.
[2590.46 --> 2590.56] Whoa.
[2590.56 --> 2590.96] Like.
[2591.06 --> 2593.02] And I'm not counting when I'm like benchmarking or whatever.
[2593.20 --> 2593.24] Yeah.
[2593.30 --> 2593.44] Yeah.
[2593.54 --> 2594.36] That doesn't count.
[2594.56 --> 2594.58] So.
[2594.58 --> 2599.04] I have almost literally every armor in the game except the Zora helmet.
[2599.16 --> 2600.42] I'm not sure where you get it.
[2600.44 --> 2601.28] It might be like.
[2601.80 --> 2602.20] It might be.
[2602.28 --> 2603.66] You have to find like the 10 things.
[2603.70 --> 2605.50] And I didn't feel like doing it or something like that.
[2605.54 --> 2607.20] Like there's a couple of quests I haven't finished.
[2607.64 --> 2611.00] I have my champion's tunic completely upgraded.
[2611.98 --> 2613.90] Which is a real pain in the butt.
[2614.22 --> 2616.22] And I have only looked up two things.
[2616.80 --> 2618.44] Have you done like the challenge islands and stuff?
[2618.52 --> 2619.10] Do you have all the DLC?
[2619.68 --> 2619.82] Yeah.
[2619.94 --> 2620.32] Oh wait.
[2620.36 --> 2620.46] No.
[2620.50 --> 2621.18] I haven't done the DLC.
[2621.38 --> 2623.82] I've only done the one challenge island that's like already there.
[2623.86 --> 2624.90] So I haven't done any DLC.
[2625.10 --> 2625.16] Okay.
[2625.62 --> 2626.16] At all.
[2626.36 --> 2628.42] And I've only looked up two things so far.
[2628.80 --> 2630.82] And one of them I feel like a complete idiot about.
[2630.82 --> 2631.70] So in the.
[2632.84 --> 2634.26] Whatever the clan's called.
[2634.46 --> 2635.44] Higa clan or something.
[2635.54 --> 2636.60] Higa clan or something like that.
[2636.60 --> 2637.48] I can't remember what it's called.
[2638.10 --> 2641.00] But in the clan's headquarters.
[2641.34 --> 2644.24] I did that dungeon like nine times.
[2644.88 --> 2645.92] Getting to the end.
[2646.38 --> 2646.74] Where.
[2646.86 --> 2647.30] Have you done it?
[2647.74 --> 2648.28] Don't think so.
[2648.38 --> 2648.66] Okay.
[2648.74 --> 2649.16] Well whatever.
[2649.28 --> 2651.22] There's a dungeon where you're supposed to use.
[2651.50 --> 2652.68] I might have a long time ago.
[2652.78 --> 2652.92] Yeah.
[2653.00 --> 2655.62] You're supposed to use magnesis to open a secret door.
[2655.96 --> 2656.16] Okay.
[2656.16 --> 2658.88] And the hint is that the room has a bunch of treasure chests.
[2658.88 --> 2660.34] Like buried embedded in the ground.
[2660.68 --> 2662.14] That by that point in the game.
[2662.22 --> 2662.96] I think they've assumed.
[2663.10 --> 2665.00] You know that you can grab them out with magnesis.
[2665.00 --> 2667.10] So you're supposed to turn it on and see the hidden door.
[2667.90 --> 2670.44] I had not figured out that game mechanic yet.
[2670.96 --> 2673.22] And I just didn't think to turn it on.
[2673.28 --> 2674.40] Even though I'd done a bunch of shrines.
[2674.52 --> 2675.10] Like I knew that.
[2675.28 --> 2677.36] Like it was probably a matter of just something like that.
[2677.40 --> 2678.14] So I did it all these times.
[2678.20 --> 2679.26] I finally I was just like screwed.
[2679.34 --> 2679.70] I looked up.
[2679.70 --> 2680.72] I felt like a complete idiot.
[2681.20 --> 2686.80] And then the other one I looked up was the Xenoblade Chronicles like crossover quest or something like that.
[2686.80 --> 2690.98] And the hint is you got to go to the top of the split snowy mountain peak.
[2691.38 --> 2695.06] And there's a snowy mountain peak that has a huge sword embedded in it.
[2695.12 --> 2699.72] And I went to that one and I stared into the night sky like you're supposed to for a very long time.
[2699.72 --> 2700.96] And I was like this is really stupid.
[2701.56 --> 2703.14] I need to know if this is right.
[2703.20 --> 2707.44] And it turns out it was another one where the peak was like kind of split with a thing.
[2707.72 --> 2710.46] And I was like you know what I don't even care because I solved that riddle.