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[3092.00 --> 3097.00] It has legitimate uses like being put on cutting blades or whatever else the case may be or abrasives.
[3097.00 --> 3103.00] But the whole thing with like raw, like mined diamonds being worth lots of money.
[3103.00 --> 3104.00] Oh, yeah.
[3104.00 --> 3105.00] That whole thing is a construct.
[3105.00 --> 3108.00] For those of you who are watching out there who don't know...
[3108.00 --> 3109.00] What absolutely is.
[3109.00 --> 3110.00] I bought into it.
[3111.00 --> 3120.00] There's a high probability that you'll buy into it or you'll have to buy into it because someone has your arm behind your back and they're pulling it up in a dirk in motion.
[3121.00 --> 3122.00] Yep.
[3122.00 --> 3123.00] But it's a big scam.
[3123.00 --> 3125.00] They're not worth anything.
[3125.00 --> 3127.00] They're just shiny pebbles.
[3127.00 --> 3128.00] Okay?
[3128.00 --> 3130.00] They're really valuable for putting on like saw blades.
[3130.00 --> 3134.00] I've spent literally thousands of dollars on these shiny pebbles.
[3134.00 --> 3136.00] And someday you might too.
[3137.00 --> 3138.00] It's a sad day.
[3138.00 --> 3139.00] It's a sad day.
[3139.00 --> 3141.00] And you know what?
[3141.00 --> 3143.00] Focus instead on the happy day.
[3143.00 --> 3144.00] The wedding day.
[3144.00 --> 3146.00] Not the sad day with the money.
[3146.00 --> 3148.00] Which is also probably a financially sad day.
[3148.00 --> 3149.00] Yeah.
[3149.00 --> 3150.00] Just ignore that.
[3150.00 --> 3152.00] No, depends how you roll it.
[3152.00 --> 3153.00] You guys did really well.
[3153.00 --> 3154.00] We made money.
[3154.00 --> 3155.00] Yeah.
[3155.00 --> 3156.00] Okay?
[3156.00 --> 3157.00] Yeah.
[3157.00 --> 3158.00] So...
[3158.00 --> 3159.00] That's impressive.
[3159.00 --> 3160.00] Most people don't.
[3160.00 --> 3161.00] Most people did not marry my wife.
[3162.00 --> 3163.00] Okay?
[3163.00 --> 3166.00] She flipped her wedding dress for a profit.
[3166.00 --> 3167.00] Chair covers?
[3167.00 --> 3168.00] Profit.
[3168.00 --> 3169.00] Center pieces?
[3169.00 --> 3170.00] Profit.
[3170.00 --> 3171.00] Okay?
[3171.00 --> 3174.00] She flipped that shit for a profit.
[3175.00 --> 3177.00] She's incredible.
[3177.00 --> 3178.00] That's pretty epic.
[3178.00 --> 3179.00] Yeah.
[3179.00 --> 3180.00] Anyway.
[3180.00 --> 3181.00] Um...
[3181.00 --> 3182.00] The other great thing.
[3182.00 --> 3184.00] These are probably gonna be lab grown diamonds.
[3184.00 --> 3185.00] Yeah.
[3185.00 --> 3190.00] So even then, the ones that come from the ground still suck.
[3190.00 --> 3191.00] So, um...
[3191.00 --> 3199.00] Akhan Semiconductor's Mirage Diamond Glass promises to be stronger than other materials used to cover a phone's display today.
[3199.00 --> 3200.00] Sure.
[3200.00 --> 3202.00] The diamond glass uses a nano crystal pattern.
[3202.00 --> 3203.00] I swear.
[3203.00 --> 3207.00] Nano has to be actually the biggest buzzword.
[3207.00 --> 3208.00] No.
[3208.00 --> 3209.00] Blockchain.
[3209.00 --> 3210.00] But...
[3210.00 --> 3211.00] No.
[3211.00 --> 3212.00] Yeah.
[3212.00 --> 3213.00] Nano blockchain.
[3213.00 --> 3214.00] No.
[3214.00 --> 3215.00] Because the thing about nano is it's just a prefix.
[3215.00 --> 3216.00] Yeah.
[3216.00 --> 3217.00] So it can be on nano tubes.
[3217.00 --> 3218.00] It can be on nano cell.
[3218.00 --> 3219.00] Nano blockchain.
[3219.00 --> 3220.00] Nano fricking anything.
[3220.00 --> 3221.00] Nano blockchain industries.
[3221.00 --> 3222.00] Nano blockchain is gonna be like...
[3222.00 --> 3223.00] That company's IPO.
[3223.00 --> 3224.00] Pfft.
[3224.00 --> 3225.00] Nano blockchain industries.
[3225.00 --> 3226.00] Okay.
[3226.00 --> 3228.00] It all runs on your phone.
[3228.00 --> 3229.00] Yeah.
[3229.00 --> 3230.00] Anyway.
[3230.00 --> 3237.00] The point is it uses a nano crystal pattern that randomly arranges the crystals instead of lining them up along their crystal planes.
[3237.00 --> 3241.00] So that discourages deep cracks from forming and damaging the materials underneath.
[3241.00 --> 3242.00] It can actually...
[3242.00 --> 3243.00] This is cool.
[3243.00 --> 3247.00] It can be applied in conjunction with other materials like Gorilla Glass as a top layer.
[3247.00 --> 3251.00] Their CEO promised that we'd see the first device by the end of 2017.
[3251.00 --> 3254.00] Twitch Plays Pokemon came up with the best one so far.
[3254.00 --> 3255.00] He said nano block...
[3255.00 --> 3256.00] A nano quantum blockchain.
[3256.00 --> 3257.00] Yes.
[3257.00 --> 3258.00] Yeah.
[3258.00 --> 3259.00] Yes.
[3259.00 --> 3260.00] Thank you.
[3260.00 --> 3261.00] Yeah.
[3261.00 --> 3262.00] Now they're aiming for 2019.
[3262.00 --> 3265.00] So like anything with nano in it, it's delayed.
[3265.00 --> 3266.00] Yeah.
[3266.00 --> 3273.00] The technology is being actively tested with as yet unidentified device makers and they are stress testing its strength,
[3273.00 --> 3283.00] trying to reduce glare, and making sure the surface transmits electrical signals well so that your fingers can navigate the touch screen without a glitch.
[3285.00 --> 3286.00] What else we got?

[3092.00 --> 3097.00] It has legitimate uses like being put on cutting blades or whatever else the case may be or abrasives.

[3097.00 --> 3103.00] But the whole thing with like raw, like mined diamonds being worth lots of money.

[3103.00 --> 3104.00] Oh, yeah.

[3104.00 --> 3105.00] That whole thing is a construct.

[3105.00 --> 3108.00] For those of you who are watching out there who don't know...

[3108.00 --> 3109.00] What absolutely is.

[3109.00 --> 3110.00] I bought into it.

[3111.00 --> 3120.00] There's a high probability that you'll buy into it or you'll have to buy into it because someone has your arm behind your back and they're pulling it up in a dirk in motion.

[3121.00 --> 3122.00] Yep.

[3122.00 --> 3123.00] But it's a big scam.

[3123.00 --> 3125.00] They're not worth anything.

[3125.00 --> 3127.00] They're just shiny pebbles.

[3127.00 --> 3128.00] Okay?

[3128.00 --> 3130.00] They're really valuable for putting on like saw blades.

[3130.00 --> 3134.00] I've spent literally thousands of dollars on these shiny pebbles.

[3134.00 --> 3136.00] And someday you might too.

[3137.00 --> 3138.00] It's a sad day.

[3138.00 --> 3139.00] It's a sad day.

[3139.00 --> 3141.00] And you know what?

[3141.00 --> 3143.00] Focus instead on the happy day.

[3143.00 --> 3144.00] The wedding day.

[3144.00 --> 3146.00] Not the sad day with the money.

[3146.00 --> 3148.00] Which is also probably a financially sad day.

[3148.00 --> 3149.00] Yeah.

[3149.00 --> 3150.00] Just ignore that.

[3150.00 --> 3152.00] No, depends how you roll it.

[3152.00 --> 3153.00] You guys did really well.

[3153.00 --> 3154.00] We made money.

[3154.00 --> 3155.00] Yeah.

[3155.00 --> 3156.00] Okay?

[3156.00 --> 3157.00] Yeah.

[3157.00 --> 3158.00] So...

[3158.00 --> 3159.00] That's impressive.

[3159.00 --> 3160.00] Most people don't.

[3160.00 --> 3161.00] Most people did not marry my wife.

[3162.00 --> 3163.00] Okay?

[3163.00 --> 3166.00] She flipped her wedding dress for a profit.

[3166.00 --> 3167.00] Chair covers?

[3167.00 --> 3168.00] Profit.

[3168.00 --> 3169.00] Center pieces?

[3169.00 --> 3170.00] Profit.

[3170.00 --> 3171.00] Okay?

[3171.00 --> 3174.00] She flipped that shit for a profit.

[3175.00 --> 3177.00] She's incredible.

[3177.00 --> 3178.00] That's pretty epic.

[3178.00 --> 3179.00] Yeah.

[3179.00 --> 3180.00] Anyway.

[3180.00 --> 3181.00] Um...

[3181.00 --> 3182.00] The other great thing.

[3182.00 --> 3184.00] These are probably gonna be lab grown diamonds.

[3184.00 --> 3185.00] Yeah.

[3185.00 --> 3190.00] So even then, the ones that come from the ground still suck.

[3190.00 --> 3191.00] So, um...

[3191.00 --> 3199.00] Akhan Semiconductor's Mirage Diamond Glass promises to be stronger than other materials used to cover a phone's display today.

[3199.00 --> 3200.00] Sure.

[3200.00 --> 3202.00] The diamond glass uses a nano crystal pattern.

[3202.00 --> 3203.00] I swear.

[3203.00 --> 3207.00] Nano has to be actually the biggest buzzword.

[3207.00 --> 3208.00] No.

[3208.00 --> 3209.00] Blockchain.

[3209.00 --> 3210.00] But...

[3210.00 --> 3211.00] No.

[3211.00 --> 3212.00] Yeah.

[3212.00 --> 3213.00] Nano blockchain.

[3213.00 --> 3214.00] No.

[3214.00 --> 3215.00] Because the thing about nano is it's just a prefix.

[3215.00 --> 3216.00] Yeah.

[3216.00 --> 3217.00] So it can be on nano tubes.

[3217.00 --> 3218.00] It can be on nano cell.

[3218.00 --> 3219.00] Nano blockchain.

[3219.00 --> 3220.00] Nano fricking anything.

[3220.00 --> 3221.00] Nano blockchain industries.

[3221.00 --> 3222.00] Nano blockchain is gonna be like...

[3222.00 --> 3223.00] That company's IPO.

[3223.00 --> 3224.00] Pfft.

[3224.00 --> 3225.00] Nano blockchain industries.

[3225.00 --> 3226.00] Okay.

[3226.00 --> 3228.00] It all runs on your phone.

[3228.00 --> 3229.00] Yeah.

[3229.00 --> 3230.00] Anyway.

[3230.00 --> 3237.00] The point is it uses a nano crystal pattern that randomly arranges the crystals instead of lining them up along their crystal planes.

[3237.00 --> 3241.00] So that discourages deep cracks from forming and damaging the materials underneath.

[3241.00 --> 3242.00] It can actually...

[3242.00 --> 3243.00] This is cool.

[3243.00 --> 3247.00] It can be applied in conjunction with other materials like Gorilla Glass as a top layer.

[3247.00 --> 3251.00] Their CEO promised that we'd see the first device by the end of 2017.

[3251.00 --> 3254.00] Twitch Plays Pokemon came up with the best one so far.

[3254.00 --> 3255.00] He said nano block...

[3255.00 --> 3256.00] A nano quantum blockchain.

[3256.00 --> 3257.00] Yes.

[3257.00 --> 3258.00] Yeah.

[3258.00 --> 3259.00] Yes.

[3259.00 --> 3260.00] Thank you.

[3260.00 --> 3261.00] Yeah.

[3261.00 --> 3262.00] Now they're aiming for 2019.

[3262.00 --> 3265.00] So like anything with nano in it, it's delayed.

[3265.00 --> 3266.00] Yeah.

[3266.00 --> 3273.00] The technology is being actively tested with as yet unidentified device makers and they are stress testing its strength,

[3273.00 --> 3283.00] trying to reduce glare, and making sure the surface transmits electrical signals well so that your fingers can navigate the touch screen without a glitch.

[3285.00 --> 3286.00] What else we got?