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[4552.06 --> 4553.44] There are no imposters in our Slack.
[4553.78 --> 4554.98] Everyone is welcome.
[4555.44 --> 4559.08] Huge thanks to our partners Fastly, LaunchDarkly, and Linode.
[4559.30 --> 4562.70] Thank you, Breakmaster Cylinder, for all our awesome beats.
[4563.22 --> 4564.24] That's it for this week.
[4564.24 --> 4565.12] See you next week.
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[4594.24 --> 4599.00] Hey, y'all.
[4599.08 --> 4599.52] Jared here.
[4600.08 --> 4605.02] So, during the tail end of our recording, right after I told my yak shave story, Gerhard
[4605.02 --> 4606.32] pretty much broke the show.
[4606.88 --> 4611.18] Turns out he's been deep on a yak shave of his own regarding his home network setup and
[4611.18 --> 4613.02] some nagging internet connection issues.
[4613.02 --> 4617.50] I guess my yak shave story triggered Gerhard to consider the ridiculous length he's gone
[4617.50 --> 4619.94] through and, well, hilarity ensues.
[4620.56 --> 4624.06] Gerhard laughs uncontrollably, which makes me laugh uncontrollably.
[4624.38 --> 4628.70] Adam keeps it together and desperately attempts to get us back on track, but not gonna happen.
[4629.18 --> 4633.54] It was so broken that we cut it from the episode, but it was also so funny that we figured we'd
[4633.54 --> 4637.82] throw it in at the end for those of you with a few extra minutes to spare and the curiosity
[4637.82 --> 4640.54] to hear what it sounds like when the show goes off the rails.
[4641.04 --> 4641.42] All right.
[4641.66 --> 4642.18] Here it is.
[4642.80 --> 4643.56] I'm sorry.
[4644.70 --> 4645.18] What?
[4645.74 --> 4646.54] I'm just...
[4646.54 --> 4649.50] I'm just trying to hold something in.
[4650.70 --> 4651.18] What?
[4651.18 --> 4656.30] Something that's making Gerhard laugh really big.
[4656.50 --> 4657.32] It's just too good.
[4660.16 --> 4663.62] Oh, he's got a hidden thought that he can't get out because he's making him laugh too hard.
[4664.24 --> 4665.28] I just remembered.
[4666.56 --> 4666.96] What?
[4671.96 --> 4673.00] What is it?
[4673.30 --> 4674.46] I can't even look at his face.
[4674.54 --> 4674.92] I'm sorry.
[4675.42 --> 4676.04] It's just too good.
[4676.04 --> 4676.46] I can't look at him.
[4676.50 --> 4676.98] I have to look away.
[4677.12 --> 4677.36] Okay.
[4677.52 --> 4677.74] All right.
[4677.82 --> 4678.32] What do you remember?
[4678.46 --> 4679.72] If you're listening to this, try hard to look away.
[4679.72 --> 4681.16] Okay.
[4681.16 --> 4681.56] Got it.
[4681.58 --> 4682.70] He's taking off his glasses and everything.
[4683.36 --> 4685.86] It took me three weeks.
[4690.22 --> 4691.22] Three weeks?
[4692.44 --> 4694.04] Oh, my God, man.
[4694.56 --> 4695.48] It's just too good.
[4697.74 --> 4701.04] That's true determination because you not only did it...
[4701.04 --> 4702.08] You didn't do it in one session.
[4702.18 --> 4703.70] You did it in multiples and you kept going.
[4704.06 --> 4704.46] Multiple weeks.
[4704.94 --> 4705.82] Multiple weeks.
[4705.90 --> 4706.54] Three...
[4706.54 --> 4706.58] Three...
[4706.58 --> 4709.26] Three routers later.
[4709.72 --> 4715.10] Two internet connections later.
[4717.32 --> 4720.08] And now my packets aren't getting lost anymore.
[4725.16 --> 4726.18] Oh, man.
[4726.18 --> 4733.04] That is an extreme yak shaving.
[4733.50 --> 4733.78] That is...
[4733.78 --> 4735.06] I'm sorry.
[4735.62 --> 4737.32] Extreme tales of yak shaving.
[4738.08 --> 4738.94] That's a yak show.
[4739.54 --> 4740.38] That is a yak show.
[4740.62 --> 4742.88] Actually, there's like an episode with new ISP.
[4743.02 --> 4744.08] I have two ISPs now.
[4744.66 --> 4745.62] Both fiber connections.
[4745.78 --> 4747.16] Two ISPs now.
[4747.16 --> 4750.34] Yeah, like two fiber connections coming into the house.
[4751.28 --> 4752.44] The razor routers.
[4754.76 --> 4758.40] The funny part about this is like, you have to think about that.
[4758.44 --> 4762.60] Beyond just being two ISPs, that's two separate people coming to your house to install fiber.
[4762.90 --> 4763.16] Yes.
[4763.54 --> 4765.24] Because that's two separate fiber lines.
[4765.46 --> 4767.02] That's like true dedication.
[4767.02 --> 4769.60] That's new holes into your house.
[4769.80 --> 4770.86] Yeah, exactly.
[4771.18 --> 4772.22] That's one more plug.
[4772.22 --> 4772.68] Two holes in my wall.
[4772.80 --> 4773.24] You're right.
[4773.44 --> 4773.98] I have two more.
[4774.76 --> 4775.12] Whatever.
[4775.46 --> 4775.70] You're...
[4775.70 --> 4777.66] Maybe you even have a UPS for this even, I'm sure.
[4777.80 --> 4778.32] Not yet.
[4778.70 --> 4779.22] Not yet.
[4779.80 --> 4780.24] That's...
[4780.24 --> 4781.64] Not yet.
[4783.40 --> 4786.06] He just adds that to his list of things to do.
[4786.62 --> 4787.14] Yeah.
[4787.14 --> 4789.78] Don't give him anything else to do, Adam.
[4790.42 --> 4790.78] Wow.
[4791.60 --> 4793.82] I'm just thinking like the logistics of doing that.
[4793.98 --> 4796.44] Like that's being on the phone to order it.
[4796.50 --> 4797.96] That's deciding to pay for it.
[4798.22 --> 4801.66] That's one more line on the budget, so to speak.
[4801.76 --> 4801.90] Yeah.
[4802.40 --> 4803.62] That's somebody coming to your house.