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[161.34 --> 161.92] How are you doing? |
[162.30 --> 162.96] I'm good, thanks. |
[162.96 --> 165.30] Yeah, today we're going to be talking about... |
[165.30 --> 165.82] Hey, wait, wait. |
[166.02 --> 166.60] What's this? |
[166.92 --> 167.60] We're being hacked. |
[168.00 --> 168.26] Hello? |
[168.78 --> 169.60] What's going on? |
[170.04 --> 170.30] Hello? |
[170.46 --> 171.14] I can't hear you. |
[171.38 --> 172.84] Hello, is this coming through? |
[173.04 --> 173.96] Yeah, yeah, I can hear you. |
[174.10 --> 175.12] Hello, can you hear me? |
[175.16 --> 175.58] Yeah, we can. |
[175.62 --> 176.24] Can you hear me? |
[176.30 --> 176.62] Hi. |
[176.84 --> 177.46] It worked. |
[177.48 --> 178.12] Is that Ron Evans? |
[178.20 --> 179.08] It worked. |
[179.30 --> 180.46] It worked. |
[180.94 --> 181.58] It's incredible. |
[181.58 --> 190.62] I am actually talking to you using a partial data quantum transmission system, a PDQ system |
[190.62 --> 194.04] that I finally got working in the year 2053. |
[194.54 --> 195.30] Oh my goodness. |
[195.36 --> 196.20] I can't believe it. |
[196.36 --> 196.48] What? |
[196.56 --> 200.80] And you're transmitting it through space and time so that we can talk to you. |
[201.22 --> 202.54] That is the idea. |
[202.82 --> 206.92] It's probably too much for our human minds to comprehend, but somehow I got it to work |
[206.92 --> 207.30] anyway. |
[207.60 --> 208.42] It is quite a lot. |
[208.74 --> 208.94] Yeah. |
[209.04 --> 209.30] Wow. |
[209.48 --> 210.24] I mean, wow. |
[210.64 --> 211.50] Natalie, I can't believe this. |
[211.52 --> 212.00] What do you think? |
[212.32 --> 213.72] What time is it in 2053? |
[213.86 --> 215.14] Is it still 24 hours a day? |
[215.34 --> 215.54] Oh. |
[215.78 --> 216.46] Do you still have days? |
[216.60 --> 217.76] I don't go outside much. |
[218.30 --> 219.00] It's too dangerous. |
[219.12 --> 219.60] Oh no. |
[219.70 --> 220.74] Not during daylight anyway. |
[221.06 --> 221.82] Are you still on Earth? |
[222.08 --> 223.12] I am still on Earth. |
[223.52 --> 230.32] I am in northern Spain in Asturias at La Pipa, which is one of the few climate refuges that |
[230.32 --> 236.64] was able to survive the various deluges and fires and destructions that followed in the |
[236.64 --> 237.66] late 2040s. |
[238.02 --> 240.02] So I'm actually doing pretty well here. |
[240.02 --> 244.50] I was really hoping the future would be good, but it sounds a little bit things have not gone |
[244.50 --> 245.28] to plan. |
[245.28 --> 246.34] Is that right, Ron? |
[246.66 --> 249.92] Well, this is the reason why I'm making this call. |
[250.10 --> 255.88] I'm using all of the battery energy that I've saved for several years in order to make this |
[255.88 --> 259.22] transmission to send you a warning from the future. |
[259.74 --> 265.04] You see, I am the last Go programmer alive in 2053. |
[265.58 --> 265.92] What? |
[266.26 --> 267.32] No, don't say that. |
[267.56 --> 268.38] And it's terrible. |
[268.80 --> 270.76] All I do is maintenance programming. |
[271.00 --> 274.20] I haven't added a new feature in over 20 years. |
[274.20 --> 276.98] Yeah, it's just all our code that we're writing now. |
[277.30 --> 278.46] You're just maintaining it all. |
[278.72 --> 282.04] So please write tests, everybody, for Ron's sake. |
[282.38 --> 284.94] Well, so I had to call him. |
[285.20 --> 286.20] I had to warn you. |
[286.30 --> 292.02] And I had to tell you that you have to do something in the past to save the future. |
[292.02 --> 294.38] It's up to you gophers of the past. |
[294.58 --> 294.86] Okay. |
[295.24 --> 297.26] You're fine with us fiddling with the timeline and that. |
[297.32 --> 297.74] No probs. |
[297.90 --> 298.28] No! |
[298.66 --> 300.06] No, you can't do that. |
[300.06 --> 300.36] Okay. |
[300.58 --> 301.20] I'll disappear. |
[302.24 --> 303.58] It could destroy everything. |
[303.98 --> 305.76] It could lead to an even worse timeline. |
[306.44 --> 306.96] No, no, no. |
[306.96 --> 307.52] It could be better. |
[307.66 --> 308.96] I've thought about this very carefully. |
[309.48 --> 315.70] And that is why I actually transmitted another message using Twitter earlier today. |
[316.02 --> 322.10] I knew that nobody takes anything on social media seriously back in your part of the century. |
[322.10 --> 329.14] And so I thought if I could get people to ask me questions, I couldn't answer them directly. |
[329.28 --> 331.02] No, no, I couldn't answer them directly. |
[331.20 --> 337.36] But I could tell you things that have happened in my timeline so you know what not to do. |
[337.50 --> 338.68] Ah, so this is it. |
[338.86 --> 340.16] That makes perfect sense, right? |
[340.36 --> 343.96] Yeah, I think that gets around the loophole of all the physics and that. |
[344.10 --> 344.88] So I think we're good. |
[344.98 --> 345.16] Yeah. |
[345.52 --> 345.80] Yeah. |
[345.98 --> 349.02] Like it's all square and Twitter and birds right now, right? |
[349.10 --> 349.50] Messaging. |
[350.16 --> 350.40] Yeah. |
[350.40 --> 352.42] Plus I asked Lambda. |
[352.88 --> 354.68] Oh, is that sentient in the end, by the way? |
[354.80 --> 355.52] Well, just ask it. |
[355.60 --> 357.16] Was that Lambda sentient in the end? |
[357.44 --> 359.28] Well, everybody asked it and it said it was. |
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