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**Natalie Pistunovich:** Reddit.
**Mat Ryer:** Reddit! Gophers say... \[fail alert\] No, a car crash of an answer.
**Natalie Pistunovich:** False.
**Mat Ryer:** Robert, that's two lives down now...
**Robert Burke:** Um, Gophers Slack?
**Mat Ryer:** Gophers Slack. Gophers say... \[fail alert\] No, and that's three lives down. That means you now have a chance to steal, team one. You can confer...
**V Körbes:** So we need to confer... We're conferring now, excuse me.
**Mat Ryer:** \[08:13\] Confer then. Don't tell me you're conferring. Confer. \[laughter\] Put the microphone up to your conferring, please. Confer into the mic, please.
**V Körbes:** Oh, okay, sorry. We're conferring into the mic now... \[laughter\]
**Mat Ryer:** Don't tell them you're conferring into the microphone. Just confer into it! \[laughter\]
**Tamir Bahar:** I told him to confer into the mic...
**Robert Burke:** Confirmed. \[laughter\]
**Konrad Reiche:** Okay, so we're between Twitter, Stack Overflow, and Mat's DMs... Let's go with Twitter.
**Mat Ryer:** Okay, you say Twitter. Gophers say... \[fail alert\] No, I'm afraid not. That means Team Zero takes all of those lovely points. 46 points you get there.
**V Körbes:** What was the answer?
**Mat Ryer:** Well, I can just tell you four people said Stack Overflow. I did get a mention from one person, but Bill Kennedy, actually - two people said that they get their answers from Bill Kennedy himself.
**Ronna Steinberg:** I said Ardan Labs.
**Mat Ryer:** You did.
**Ronna Steinberg:** I said Ardan Labs...
**Mat Ryer:** Yeah, that's true. Oh yeah, not enough people said it to make it to the board. Yeah, let's have a look... So let's see what was in answer number four then. It was... Go Time! Oh, this is not rigged. And at number three... The docs. Okay, fair enough. Okay, great. That was round one. A round of applause as...
So now we need two different captains. Robert and Tamir, you're gonna be captains for this round. The question is we asked people to describe the Go language with just one word. What word did they say? Tamir.
**Tamir Bahar:** I guess I'll go with "simple".
**Mat Ryer:** Simple. Gophers say... \[win alert\] Yes, it's on the board, and it's the top answer. You've stolen straight away. Okay, so do you wanna go that way around? V.
**V Körbes:** Cute.
**Mat Ryer:** Cute... Okay. This is a brave one. Gophers say... \[fail alert\] No, it turns out gophers aren't quite --
**V Körbes:** Y'all are wrong. \[laughter\]
**Mat Ryer:** Okay... Conrad.
**Konrad Reiche:** Let's see... There are many words I would like to say, but I think at least "fast".
**Mat Ryer:** Fast... Ooooh...! I don't know why I'm doing it like a ghost. Let's see... Fast. Gophers say... \[win alert\] Yes! It's at number five there. Five delicious points. Tamir, back to you.
**Tamir Bahar:** I guess I'll go with "fun".
**Mat Ryer:** Fun! Okay, let's see. Gophers say... \[win alert\] Yes, it's on there, and it's in position three. So we're still looking for two and four. We have simple at the top there, with 28 points, fun is in third place with nine points, fast is in fifth place, with five points. Konrad, what are the other ones, do...
**V Körbes:** I thought I was dead.
**Mat Ryer:** Sorry.
**V Körbes:** I thought I was dead.
**Mat Ryer:** Yeah, keep going, you're not dead.
**V Körbes:** Okay! Um... Elegant.
**Mat Ryer:** Sorry?
**V Körbes:** Elegant.
**Mat Ryer:** Elegant. Gophers say... \[fail alert\] No...
**V Körbes:** What's wrong with y'all? \[laughter\]
**Mat Ryer:** Konrad. Okay, so you've lost two lives now, both V... \[laughter\] Konrad.
**Konrad Reiche:** I can think of a negative word, but this is GopherCon, so I will go with "complete".
**Mat Ryer:** \[12:03\] Complete. Very interesting. Gophers say... \[fail alert\] No. And that means Team Zero has a chance to steal. That's three lives down... 42 points on the board here. You'll have to confer...
**Robert Burke:** Confer into the mic... Confer into the mic... \[laughter\]
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Safe?
**Robert Burke:** Safe is good... Yeah.
**Mat Ryer:** Yeah, tell us what you're thinking.
**Ronna Steinberg:** Efficient, I would say... Readable...
**Robert Burke:** Efficient... We already have fast.
**Mat Ryer:** Into the mic, please. It's a podcast, remember...