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**Mat Ryer:** Yeah. I'd love that, mate. I'd love that. I'd be a sort of character... But not, I have a receding -- but I like to say what I like in hair, I more than make up for in forehead. \[laughter\]
**Mark Bates:** That is true.
**Jerod Santo:** Up next we have two clips from our Indecent Language Proposals mini-series. These are episodes 166 and 168, featuring a food gun and a centaur.
**Mat Ryer:** What's the phrase you're using?
**Daniel Martí:** As my unpopular opinion, you mean...
**Mat Ryer:** No, no. The foodgun, you were saying, right?
**Kris Brandow:** Footgun.
**Mat Ryer:** Yeah. What's that about? Because I wanna explain that for anyone who's never heard it before.
**Kris Brandow:** Oh... It's basically like if you have a gun - you know, usually you're trying to shoot other things with it, but instead it's gonna hit you in the foot, and that's bad.
**Mat Ryer:** Oh, footgun. I thought you were saying food--
**Johnny Boursiquot:** What did you think we were saying? Foodgun?
**Mat Ryer:** I thought you were saying foodgun.
**Johnny Boursiquot:** Like, I'm gonna launch a burger straight at your mouth, or something?
**Mat Ryer:** I couldn't figure out if it shot food out, or if you used it for shooting food. \[laughter\]
**Johnny Boursiquot:** Like, you're gonna shoot up some food in the range today? \[laughter\]
**Mat Ryer:** Oh, man... Yeah. I mean, if you want a language proposal, I propose that our American cousins pronounce their T's a little more, and then we wouldn't get in this mess... \[laughter\] That's a language proposal for me. I'm gonna actually open that. Can you open PRs for America? \[laughter\]
**Jerod Santo:** \[04:02\] I think we should address why Mat would prefer to replace me with a horse.
**Mat Ryer:** Oh, you were listening... \[laughter\] Not replace you with one, mate...
**Jerod Santo:** Oh... Augment? \[laughter\]
**Mat Ryer:** Yeah, like a centaur. More like a centaur, so you can still do your programming, but you've got a horse's back...
**Jerod Santo:** \[unintelligible 01:09:08.11\]
**Johnny Boursiquot:** I hope you're not attached to your legs...
**Roberto Clapis:** Someone is writing in the chat -- actually, Bill is writing in the chat, "Daniel doesn't have any unpopular opinions." Wanna prove them wrong?
**Jerod Santo:** Dan, if you wanna share, I'll splice it.
**Johnny Boursiquot:** Yeah, he'll splice it. Do it. Do it.
**Jerod Santo:** Or we'll put it in after the outro. Either way, it'll get in.
**Mat Ryer:** Hang on - if we're splicing, can we have the centaur first?
**Jerod Santo:** No, not for you.
**Mat Ryer:** Can we have the centaur first? I'd love you as a centaur. \[laughter\] I don't splice anything for you, Mat. I'll slice things out, but I won't splice things in. Go ahead, Daniel.
**Jerod Santo:** Here's a good one from episode 171 on Go Embed. No animals were harmed in the making of this clip.
**Wayne Ashley Berry:** I think it was the bacon comment that did that.
**Mark Bates:** Well, Mat's a vegan, so he's gonna be on board with that one.
**Mat Ryer:** Yeah, I don't eat bacon. Don't tell everyone.
**Carl Johnson:** Well, there's the fake bacon. Do you like fake bacon or no?
**Mat Ryer:** I don't know why we're spending all this science energy trying to make fake meat... So no, I don't -- I mean, no. I don't get it.
**Carl Johnson:** The times when I've tried vegan diets, that has mostly been my experience, is that all the fake meat is not worth it... But I do think that some of the fake bacon is okay.
**Mat Ryer:** To be fair, there are now burgers that are very good. Impossible Burgers, and there's another one (I forget), that are, just as I remember eating burgers. And they're actually terrible for you as well, so... Bonus. \[laughter\] They didn't even bother to make them healthy.
**Mark Bates:** All of the health benefits of a burger with none of the taste.
**Mat Ryer:** Exactly. It's actually worse for you. It's less healthy than-- it's better for the animal, you could say...
**Carl Johnson:** Well, but they make up for it by setting an oil refinery on fire every time...
**Mat Ryer:** Exactly, yeah. That's what it tastes like, actually.
**Carl Johnson:** It's like a Carbon offset, but in reverse. \[laughter\]
**Mark Bates:** Mat has to drive 200 miles just to get one, so...
**Mat Ryer:** Yeah. It's Carbon onset.
**Carl Johnson:** Oh, it's a Carbon onset, yeah.
**Jerod Santo:** Episode 173 featured Carlos Becker and GoReleaser. It also featured this touching moment between Johnny Boursiquot and Mat Ryer.
**Johnny Boursiquot:** My very critical to you package is 50% covered with tests, but I'm very confident in that 50%. Would you put that in your mission-critical project?
**Mat Ryer:** Yeah, I would, because I trust you, Johnny. \[laughter\] I would die for you, Johnny. I will release anything you tell me to.
\[Bryan Adams, "Everything I do" mash-up 00:06:53.25\]
**Jerod Santo:** Moving on without comment, I am acting like that did not just happen. Here's a question for you... Are frameworks getting an encore? That's actually the title of episode 180 with André Eriksson, which I was fortunate enough to join in a pinch, and needless to say, we had a lot of fun on that one.