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[1272.00 --> 1277.16] Well, actually one of my, one of my all time favorite automations I have is so I, I have
[1277.16 --> 1281.70] it on my blog somewhere, but you basically, I have two pieces of aluminum foil.
[1281.70 --> 1285.76] That's over a piece of cardboard and I have it underneath the bed tied to an ESP 32.
[1286.34 --> 1289.36] And when I get into bed at night, the lights all turn off.
[1289.90 --> 1290.70] That's great.
[1290.88 --> 1291.38] That's hilarious.
[1291.60 --> 1295.10] And if one of us gets out of bed at night, the light turns on, you know, again, reds that
[1295.10 --> 1297.66] way you can see and not trip over all the stuff that's on the floor.
[1298.06 --> 1298.86] Is this motion?
[1298.98 --> 1299.84] Is it pressure sensing?
[1300.00 --> 1300.56] What's happening?
[1301.06 --> 1301.84] It's pressure sensitive.
[1301.94 --> 1306.46] So basically it's when the, there's enough pressure on the cardboard, it basically pushes
[1306.46 --> 1306.66] through.
[1306.74 --> 1310.38] There's a capacitive, I don't know if it's capacitive or whatever it is, but there's, there's enough
[1310.38 --> 1310.94] of a connection.
[1311.06 --> 1317.54] It changes the resistive load so that the ESP can pick up that slight difference and trigger
[1317.54 --> 1318.48] based on that.
[1318.64 --> 1319.74] You nerds.
[1320.44 --> 1322.36] Honestly, I was shocked at how well it worked.
[1322.46 --> 1326.80] Again, there's like, you know, Sleep IQ sells like a $200 version of this kind of a thing.
[1326.80 --> 1328.90] I think I put it together for like 50 bucks.
[1329.88 --> 1331.20] Well, Fuzzy, thank you very much for coming on.
[1331.28 --> 1333.58] I think you're going to stick around for the second half of the show.
[1333.80 --> 1337.48] Is there anywhere that, whilst you've got the mic, you'd like to send people?
[1337.78 --> 1339.48] Blog.FuzzyMistborn.com.
[1339.84 --> 1340.42] Well, very good.
[1340.50 --> 1341.92] And of course, on the Discord as well.
[1342.26 --> 1344.62] Yes, that's probably one of the best ways to get me if you want to talk to me.
[1346.58 --> 1348.48] Linode.com slash SSH.
[1348.58 --> 1351.52] Go there to get $100 in 60-day credit on a new account.
[1351.78 --> 1354.42] And you go there to support this year's show.
[1354.96 --> 1356.50] Linode is the tinkerer's cloud.
[1356.50 --> 1357.18] You know what I'm saying?
[1357.28 --> 1358.94] Like, you could just deploy everything with one click.
[1359.04 --> 1363.70] Like, I was just looking today, and they have a one click for pie hole on Linode.
[1364.10 --> 1366.86] And I started thinking, like, that could be great for my son's laptop.
[1367.18 --> 1369.42] That could be excellent for mobile devices.
[1370.02 --> 1371.32] So if you want to go that route, you can.
[1371.60 --> 1378.22] But if you want to tinker, like I'm saying, like, you want to go all the way down to the metal and then, like, deploy your own custom system, Linode lets you do that.
[1378.26 --> 1379.00] They got guides.
[1379.06 --> 1380.44] They got information on how to do that.
[1380.54 --> 1382.30] And they've got the best support in the business.
[1382.66 --> 1385.80] But if you like performance, they've also got something for you there, too.
[1385.80 --> 1386.30] You can't.
[1386.30 --> 1387.44] NVMe hard drives.
[1387.82 --> 1389.28] AMD Epic CPUs.
[1389.74 --> 1391.56] Dedicated GPU rigs if you want.
[1391.64 --> 1393.50] 40-gigabit connection to the hypervisors.
[1393.90 --> 1399.20] 11 data centers around the world in strategic places where they are their own ISP.
[1399.62 --> 1400.52] You see what I'm saying?
[1400.64 --> 1401.68] Nobody does it like Linode.
[1402.02 --> 1404.18] And I love their object storage.
[1404.60 --> 1408.70] Their S3-compatible object storage is, like, my superpower.
[1408.70 --> 1410.44] I use it for all kinds of things.
[1410.50 --> 1413.06] I needed to just test a new RSS format.
[1413.56 --> 1418.14] And I just needed to, like, have an XML file that was publicly available for, like, 30 minutes.
[1418.74 --> 1420.56] Like, what was I going to do?
[1420.58 --> 1422.28] Put that on a web server like an animal?
[1422.72 --> 1422.98] No.
[1423.08 --> 1425.02] I put it up on object storage like a gentleman.
[1425.36 --> 1426.98] And, of course, their API is great.
[1427.30 --> 1428.86] Their command line client is quick.
[1429.32 --> 1430.66] There's so many things I love about it.
[1430.68 --> 1431.92] But just go try it out for yourself.
[1431.92 --> 1433.44] Best customer support.
[1433.80 --> 1434.80] Super fast networking.
[1435.28 --> 1436.38] Crazy fast rigs.
[1436.68 --> 1438.14] And a Linux culture that runs deep.
[1438.28 --> 1439.14] That's Linode right there.
[1439.22 --> 1441.12] That's why I choose to use him for two and a half years now.
[1441.94 --> 1444.88] Everything we've built in the last two and a half years, I put it up on Linode.
[1445.26 --> 1447.44] Go try it out and get $100 while you support the show.
[1448.12 --> 1450.34] Linode.com slash SSH.
[1452.08 --> 1457.82] Now, today for the show, I thought I'd spin up a Google Analytics alternative called Plausible.
[1457.82 --> 1462.62] This is a lightweight open source web analytics engine.
[1463.28 --> 1463.72] Hold on.
[1463.92 --> 1468.08] I've got a Google, what do you call it, screen on my desk next to me.
[1468.26 --> 1468.48] Oh, yeah.
[1468.52 --> 1469.30] The assistant.
[1469.54 --> 1472.76] I think it's grumpy because it's literally just pulled up.
[1472.84 --> 1475.34] It's time to ditch Google Analytics on the screen.
[1475.94 --> 1476.74] It's listening.
[1477.78 --> 1478.76] It knows now.
[1478.86 --> 1479.84] Now they've logged that.
[1480.16 --> 1480.78] Absolutely, yeah.
[1480.78 --> 1482.02] So I'm in trouble with the big G.
[1482.56 --> 1487.06] But anyway, this plausible thing doesn't require any user acceptable cookies.
[1487.06 --> 1489.18] You know that annoying GDPR pop-up thing?
[1489.36 --> 1492.02] It's fully compliant with that as well as several other things.
[1492.50 --> 1494.24] It's made and hosted in the EU.
[1494.56 --> 1495.60] So let me clarify.
[1495.80 --> 1496.92] There is a hosted version.
[1497.14 --> 1501.16] I'm talking about the self-hosted version, which is just something you can run in a container.
[1501.52 --> 1505.52] I chose to put mine up on Linode, but you could run it at home any way you like.
[1505.96 --> 1511.06] I found the setup process was kind of a pain in the bum.
[1511.34 --> 1511.68] Oh, really?
[1511.90 --> 1514.68] Took me about two or three hours to get through in the end.
[1514.68 --> 1520.06] The reason for that is because to spin up this thing, it's about, I think it's four containers.
[1520.06 --> 1520.74] There's a database.