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NOT_SARCASM | [
"Dear Trump: the bill is now on your desk. Veto the shit out of it to protect the privacy of people YOU work for. Grow some and stand up to the swamp you supposedly were going to drain. If you dont, we WILL fight back",
"If you think Trump gives matters like this anything more than a moment's consideration and a ... | I was elected to golf not to uh, got nothing. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Thailand cave rescue: All 12 boys, coach freed, latest updates",
"God damn Thai Navy SEALs and the crew that planned it out are really something else. Cutting a 5 hour route down to 3 is incredible efficiency. Cannot imagine how exhausted but relieved everyone must be"
] | I thought those kids were in a very bad spot. Thailand pulled off an amazing feat! This is such good news. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Snapchat: \"To attract more Android users, we are building a new version of our Android application from the ground up\"",
"[deleted]",
"They've got to melt those $39.9m worth of useless spectacles into something.",
"[deleted]",
"The whole thing seemed like a way to trick investors into buying into the com... | Nothing gives off that hipster, low budget, start-up vibe like multiple paid security guards! |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Nickelodeon just uploaded a high quality version of the Sweet Victory performance from SpongeBob to their YouTube channel.",
"Nickelodeon should at least buy out an ad slot to play this",
"Last I heard Superbowl ads are about $30,000 a second. That video is 2:13 so that ad would cost around $4,000,000. Worth i... | A major corporation would run a kickstarter so that consumers would throw money in so they can be advertised to? |
SARCASM | [
"Before you all start theorizing about Mats recent video, I wanted to remind you that Michael is confirmed to be Williams son.",
"To be honest the whole lore of fnaf has become too complicated too the point no one really knows what’s going on. Not even the creator has an official idea what’s going on.",
"Yeah, ... | Yup, scott “accidentally” added a last name to a file of a character who we know is an afton. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Doctor violently dragged from overbooked United flight and dragged off the plane",
"We will not be removing this post, but I just want to stress something. **Do not** witch-hunt/harass moderators of other subreddits that have decided that this type of content does not fit their subreddit. Thank you. Also, this i... | Doctors are the new ISIL. Haven't you heard? |
SARCASM | [
"A person wearing a suit in a room of people in t-shirts is usually the most important person there, a person wearing a t-shirt in a room full of suits is more likely the most important person in the room",
"The CEO of the company I work for said that it's not uncommon for programmers to be asked to dress down fo... | Buddy get out. Youre losing money with you flannel tax brackets and stuff.... |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Moscow residents say they have found that the only way to get the council to clear snow is to write the name of opposition leader Alexei Navalny on it.",
"*Tatyana Grigoryeva - a member of a local residents' group in the city's Nagorny district - posted four pictures of Navalny's name painted on snow, and later ... | Yeah Putin does an awesome job of that on his own. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Hawaii wants to create a law that will ban games with loot boxes to people under 21 years old. What do you think about that?",
"My province doesn't allow the sale of M rated games to those under 18 years of age. I expect this will work just as well",
"... So it's not gonna work at all?",
"It'll work very lit... | That would be fantastic! I don't think it'll fix all the issues but it sure as hell is a step in the right direction. |
SARCASM | [
"Me and the homies before going to see Straight Outta Compton. The tour, not the movie. Circa 1989",
"Old school? Come on now.. making me feel like a senior citizen.. :/"
] | You’re damn near on social security. Don’t deny it. :) |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Chrome will start blocking ads on February 15",
"Good. Maybe ads will stop telling me my \"Google phone\" has a virus. They've been pretty rampant the last week or so. Edit: RIP my inbox Also edit: I experienced this yesterday on xda. Didn't have porn sites in mind when I made this comment, that pesky Four Virus... | That blue screen is my lock screen. <URL> |
SARCASM | [
"TIL if you play fantasy football you are most likely a white male who is not married, have at least a bachelors degree, and earns between 60-100K",
"I do not make anywhere near $60K lmao",
"If it makes you feel any better, 60k in San Francisco is still poor lol",
"Yea man I make just over 60K in Bay Area and... | Nah stay away from Oregon, that place is terrible |
SARCASM | [
"Arsenal and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang have agreed on a 3-and-a-half year contract with a €10m-a-year wage. (Source: @DiMarzio)",
"This isn't happening. If it does we must play with 2 strikers"
] | Yeah, historically that never worked out well for Arsenal |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Everytime",
"American here - this problem is universal. Best use of this format I've ever seen.",
"Yep, had the same problem in the States and Australia. Pretty sure the systems are made by the same company of evil bastards who are gleefully torturing us at every opportunity.",
"Actually the company that mak... | Diebold. That name is giving me flashbacks to hanging chads, Haliburton and Blackwater *shudder* |
SARCASM | [
"Two years later, I still miss the headphone port",
"Note 9 user here. The only thing missing from this phone is an HDMI port lol. Otherwise it's perfect!",
"But you can do usbc to hdmi on that phone."
] | What?! A DONGLE???????? I only buy phones with full size HDMI and Displayport! |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"This tall-ass bathroom door in my parents Swiss apartment.",
"OP, are you just hanging out in your parents bathroom making gifs about their door?",
"I've actually been running back and forth to the bathroom repeatedly; they probably think I'm having terrible stomach problems.",
"\"He's been going back and fo... | Dude has an addiction. It's not nice to make fun of him. |
SARCASM | [
"What if they pumped the basketballs full of a little bit of water before each game?",
"1/3 so it’ll be more unpredictable",
"I’m willing to experiment with different levels to get the ideal amount",
"I did that with alcohol in my teens...",
"But, that’s illegal",
"Are you assuming that the whole world ha... | They should change that. It's killing kids. -USA |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Sexist comedienne gets owned over recent London terror attacks.",
"I'm sorry but...who is this Sofia Hagen? You say she's a comedienne but I've never heard of her nor seen her work. Is she another one of those performers whom makes it their life mission to elicit reactions from people? I've got a feeling she mig... | Danish comedienne. Not famous at all. Just does small gigs on tv or standup. Think her 15 min of fame went to her head |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"My dog destroyed her toy cactus, and there was another sad cactus inside",
"Inside every happy cactus is a sad cactus waiting to come out.",
"but on the outside, cacti are mostly pricks.",
"I'd make an excellent cactus. Missed my calling.",
"I identify as a cactus and this insults me"
] | I identify as an insult and this cactuses me. |
SARCASM | [
"Brutal Canadian Road Rage Incident Caught On Camera",
"That brutal head shake at the end. Wow."
] | The arrogance of this guy. Total brutality |
SARCASM | [
"Every time",
"Do people not just use incognito /private mode?",
"I mean, it is *my* PC. I won’t use no private mode on my own pc. What if I need to find the same video again in a few days and it won’t be in my browse history?",
"It's fine, if you know that other people don't tend to use your pc.",
"And if ... | *whining:* "But that would mean I have to *disconnect* and then *reconnect!*" |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"229 House Republicans just voted to keep Trump’s tax returns secret",
"Issa on Friday: Calls for special prosecutor to investigate Trump's Russian ties. Issa on Monday: Votes not to open up Trump's tax returns, which could play a significant role in Russian interference investigation. What a worthless twat",
"... | "On the way out" in six more years, maybe... |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"The kids are alright",
"Another good one I saw: *It's getting hot in here, so take off all your coal.*",
"I think my favorite was “no scomo but the earths pretty hot”",
"Mine was \"I've seen better cabinets at IKEA\""
] | Mine was 'Procrastinating is our job not yours.' |
SARCASM | [
"Jeffery Epstein Sex Trafficked Underage Girls And trump’s Secretary Of Labor Illegally Covered It Up, Federal Judge Says",
"I bet we won't see any \"pedes\" trolling in this thread. The trump/Epstein connection makes their brains melt and they refuse to acknowledge it. Donald trump raped, punched, and threatened... | See? Both sides _are_ the same because both sides want to bring bad Democrats to justice when they break the law! |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"The Naked truth about Double Standards",
"She deserves jail time for the domestic abuse and false accusations. Poor Johnny :(",
"How is it not libel on a ridiculous scale? His career is worth millions every year. She purposefully and knowingly lied about him in order to destroy his reputation. That's the fucki... | They should use a neural network to put his face over hers throughout the movie. |
SARCASM | [
"Spoiler Main event winner calls out person in crowd, they storm the cage and engage.",
"What would have happened if he had lost?",
"She would have said no."
] | It was all dependent on him winning. Rigged. |
SARCASM | [
"Louisiana eye doctor offers free eye exams for NFL referees after Saints loss",
"Chiefs game had horrible officiating as well. It was at least pretty evenly horrible though. The Saints just got screwed. Said as a Chiefs fan that is still sad."
] | The 2009 Vikings feel so bad for the Saints and their missed call in the NFCCCG. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Chocolate is now illegal. What’s its street name?",
"fun fact: the name chocolate comes from ~~Aztec~~ Nahuatl word _xocoatl_ meaning \"bitter water\". They prepared it as a drink only and never put sugar in it, so it was always bitter in taste.",
"“Get me some of that xocoatl” It sounds like one of those medi... | Once the police caught on it would just be "stock" short for live stock. As in "I need to stock up, what you got?" |
SARCASM | [
"Someone gets it",
"I could be wrong, but it's that the *point*? Flipping the genders around, you see just how freaking bizarre and sexist those images are. It's like that site that replaces raceex with words for Jewish people and you realize Vice spews rhetoric straight out of the Third Reich.",
"Right but wha... | I'm glad you speak for everyone. Good to know that *no one* thinks that way anymore. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"#JustSendBitch 😂😂😂",
"\"You can't find it on Google.\" That's often the case with bullshit that you've just made up.",
"Unfortunately, [he didn't make it up](<URL>",
"TIL that urban dictionary is a peer-reviewed, valid source for disease reference.",
"Yep, they just got approved the other day"
] | You can't find that on google though, don't search. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Nearly 500 million animals killed in Australian bushfires",
"While the Australian PM was having a cocktail in Hawaii and the emergency minister just left for a euro trip",
"Quick, change the locks while they're out.",
"Or direct the fire at their houses. Oops!"
] | Its weird, Australia is sending their criminals out now. |
SARCASM | [
"Senate defies trump, passes historic resolution to end US support for Saudi Arabia in Yemen war",
"Cool. Hey Senate, can you pass some resolutions on climate change next so that the rest of us don't die too?",
"nah, we have investments in coal companies."
] | Clean coal, come on get it right |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"FTC Says Warranty Void If Removed Stickers Are Bullshit, Warns Manufacturers Theyre Breaking the Law",
"\"What are you gonna do, sue us?\" - The companies that don't care",
"* The companies with lawyers oozing out of their buttholes."
] | Dramatic reenactment: <URL> (Only managed to find a French video of this scene.) |
SARCASM | [
"My best friends dog was shot and killed by the police when they showed up to the wrong house. They are trying to cover it up.",
"Wake up to the American reality. This isn't the first nor last incident. Innocent people and their pets die every day. 98% of assault charges brought against cops have been dismissed w... | "But its not all cops man its just a few" When is it enough? When will americans be outraged enough to demand change? |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"CBS reportedly prepared to give Tony Romo substantial raise",
"He already makes $4mil a year apparently, I’m thinking he’s about to make $6-7?",
"Gruden was making close to 7m at espn. So yeah, I’d say around that figure.",
"10 Book it",
"If they think he'll go to another network, he'll hit 10. No problem.... | Jim Nance would have a stroke. I had one while spelling his name |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"People who pile on generic YouTube comments like “Who’s watching in 2019”, why do you do this?",
"i like the \"this artist is so underated \" comment. especialy when is about artists who were big stars in their day.",
"Even better when they are big stars right now...",
"Omgosh Billie Eilish is SO underrated ... | Nirvana: rape meeeee 15 year olds: omg this speaks to me |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Accurate tbh",
"Im laughing but also crying",
"It's okay still love you guys. Let's have some fish&chips and a pint and wait for it to blow over... someday.",
"Im game for that Or a Chinese Love me a Chinese",
"Just because you're leaving the EU doesn't mean you can just go around eating the Chinese! Have ... | Dinghy, darling. But it could be a dingy dinghy. |
SARCASM | [
"Top lads taking down a terrorist after he killed 2 on London Bridge",
"There is one crazy thing about this story, one of them is not such a top lad \"*Another man who dived in to help was convicted murderer James Ford* *Now 42, Ford was jailed for life – with a minimum of 15 years – in April 2004 for the murder ... | Only a Daily Mail reader would be able to share such useful facts with us all |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"What common product has a feature you’re not sure everyone is aware of?",
"To totally eliminate sunburn pain, apply apple cider vinegar. I was on a family vacation and got absolutely FRIED by the 3rd day. My sister in law wanted to spray me down with it, saying it would help, but I wouldn't let her because I tho... | I just got a bad sunburn yesterday. I'm totally trying this!! |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Congress introduces ‘Save the Internet Act’ to overturn Ajit Pai’s disastrous net neutrality repeal and help keep the Internet 🔥",
"How is Ajit Pai still in charge? EDIT: My first silver, thank you stranger! P.S it's really sad how badly broken the political system is seen to be (not a U.S citizen so i am not q... | Yea im sure he will get right on that! |
SARCASM | [
"Why they have to do Baker like that",
"He wasn't that bad.. you are all expecting too much from a middle teir free starter QB. And I like Baker.. but he only had on game against the Bengals that was really good . . Take that game away and he has only ok stats.. and he is like 1/5 against winning teams . So he de... | Yikes. He definitely wasn’t a top 5 QB once Hue left |
SARCASM | [
"UPDATE. EA announces plans for next gen controller.",
"This image is photoshopped. I'm a graphic designer and work with photoshop all day, every day. If you look closely, you can see the card is a much lower resolution than the controller if you look closely."
] | No they just blurred the card numbers |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Deutsche Bank Staff Saw Suspicious Activity in Trump and Kushner Accounts",
"How is Kushner still doing so much high-profile talks in name of the US Government? Security issues, financial issues, competence issues. It's clear as day nepotism but everyone seems ok with it."
] | Because the president runs the branch that could stop him and has overruled anyone who tries |
SARCASM | [
"Fantasy Misogyny...",
"Not like there's any shirtless men with unrealistic bodies in those games. Oh wait I'm sure that's the patriarchy's fault too.",
"That's just power fanatasies. You misogynistic men just wish you were that buff. Women *totally* don't care about muscular or physically attractive men. "
] | And women *certainly* don't fantasize about being physically fit, attractive and sexy! |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"My friend was out riding and of course...",
"OMG the dumb fuck just stops on the highway what a shit for brains!!~!",
"Yea that’s a second ticket around here.",
"[deleted]",
"I don’t want a pickle, just wanna ride on my motorsikel.",
"And I don’t want a tickle, I’d rather ride on my motorsikel."
] | and i dont want to die, just wanna ride my motorsigh ... cle. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Cop pepper sprays large group of motorcyclist passing safely on the highway. TX",
"<URL> ----- Editing this comment since it seems to be at the top and this post is now front page of /r/all. This is in Fort Worth, Texas. The following post addresses Texas' relevant Move Over Law: <URL> which determines the legal... | Sometimes video and police reports contradict each other, so both forms of evidence end up getting tossed. Absurd. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"The Astros stole signs electronically in 2017 — part of a much broader issue for Major League Baseball",
"**Reminder:** Asking for or posting part or all of articles behind a paywall is a violation of [subreddit rules](<URL> Breaking this rule may result in a temporary or permanent suspension from the subreddit.... | WS teams don't win at home. At least that's the way I understand it. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Mr. Hands over here. On a NATIONALLY televised broadcast.",
"On the scale of bad decisions, this ranks pretty high.",
"I think this is worse than Michael Scotts Totts"
] | Hey, Mr. Scott. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Make our dreams come true. |
SARCASM | [
"I just went to Blackpool. Wtf, England?",
"Damm I wish this could make it to r/all",
"I'll give you the /r/all experience \"england is really going down the drain, sad to say that this is not an unusual occurence over there, I know somebody who's been to europe before and he's told my friend all about it\" \"w... | Just glad we live on the Isle of White kind stranger, no muslamic oppression here. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Homophobic caucus goer finds out Pete is gay after committing to caucus for him",
"The following re-uploads of this video are available: * [Mirror #1](<URL>#/watch/eyn5ia) (provided by /u/tuckbot) **Note:** this is a bot providing a directory service. **If you have trouble with any of the links above, please con... | And Luanne was going to vote for a communist candidate because of his red suit or something. |
SARCASM | [
"A German circus is using Holograms instead of live animals for a cruelty-free magical experience. And its cool.",
"So I'm a bit confused here...... Isn't the purpose of a circus that the animals are trained? Isn't that what makes it cool? How is this different from watching a movie? Seems like a useless circus t... | “But if they didn’t abuse the whales then we would have no appreciation for conservation!!” |
SARCASM | [
"Reaction of every reasonable player",
"oh nice they're going to finally remove premium ammo! Can't wait!",
"Yea its so great, cant imagine how we r gonna pen a type 5 now",
"The obvious solution would be giving the Japanese and russian heavies weak spots"
] | But that sould hurt the realism of the game. They dont have weak spots irl too. They are perfect. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Virgil Van Dijk wins UEFA player of the year",
"YES LADS! Take that leak up your arses",
"We're a bit busy right now, mate",
"James “Cum on my face” Pearce. Link for the newbies - <URL>",
"You're doing the Lord's work. Thank you, sir/madam"
] | I hope that red beard ain't no madam |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Remember when Satoru Iwata cut his salary by 50% for 5 months due to the commercial failure of the Wii U, instead of firing people...these companies should take note.",
"This isn't actually that strange, and is normal for a lot of Japanese companies. CEO's in Japan make significantly less than their American cou... | That thin line is more like a bulkhead inside a ship; Very clearly defined and people take great care to step over it. |
SARCASM | [
"\"Manspreading\" has found its match in what I call \"Bagspreading\"",
"She is doing it on purpose... sitting sideways with her bag there. It's easy.. just go up and ask her to move her bag. Then watch as she flips out for no reason...might throw a cat at you...",
"Oh, it is totally an offensive move. She has ... | How else can she protect herself from getting raped by you? |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"New trailer for The Clone Wars",
"Getting up early in the morning every Saturday to watch this show is some of my fondest memories with the franchise as a whole. I am absolutely stunned that they're finally finishing the story."
] | Watching this then switching over to Legends of Korra. Or was it the other way around I can't remember |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Insane Ripper Spree",
"Sigh, if I tried that, the first guy facing me would have a Locus and perfect aim",
"[Yup, happened to my friend earlier](<URL>",
"thats bullshit lol. the gun wasnt even in line with his body."
] | well a no scope doesnt hit directly in the middle |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"The New Zealand Parliament has, for the first time, debated what action should be taken on climate change. Quite an historic debate as every single party is in agreement that not only is climate change a fact, but that we should be doing something about it. A rare sight to see in politics.",
"This is another emb... | Not as embarrassing as the wallabies last 13 years of bledisloe cup performances |
SARCASM | [
"the fog during my flight makes illinois seem like it hasn’t rendered",
"This is almost timed perfectly with the legalization of recreational marijuana, though that doesn’t start until next week."
] | Is that all you think about? Marijuana? |
SARCASM | [
"Congress explained.",
"Analogies with aspects of family life provide little insight into the optimal level of debt a nation should hold.",
"I really, really wish I lived in a country where this point didn't have to constantly be made.",
"It embarrasses the libertarian position when the comparison is made. Es... | No way. Private enterprise always leads to ideal outcomes. It's why every single business on yelp has 5-star reviews. |
SARCASM | [
"3/2 Alphelios vs Full HP enemy team",
"All 5 overextended. Any farther than the Nexus turrets is trolling."
] | Bruh, AP Malphite does literally the same thing. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"This lad went under the tarp and army crawled for 50 feet to recover the first home run ever hit by the Red Sox outside of North America",
"First home run ever hit by the Red Sox in Europe. Brandon Moss homered in Japan in 2008.",
"Damn. Now it's useless and he has to throw it back.",
"It's not nice to throw... | But what if the rock is filming a movie at the North Pole? |
SARCASM | [
"The Nerfing of Isaac:After AfterBirth",
"Fuck, was waiting to unlock the holy mantle for the lost before tackling hush/mega satan...was really going to rely on the stopwatch for hush, now I'm fucked.",
"If you can get a good amount of orbitals and/or BFF, the Hush can't touch you."
] | Yeah but in the next update orbitals are going to be nerfed to only have a 5% chance to block shots |
SARCASM | [
"Emojis shouldnt be used for affirmation.",
"There's a special HuffPo for women huh. Guess this is the caliber of journalism they aim for.",
"[deleted]"
] | Do you even hear yourself? Men have the *patriarchy.* We don't need any tabloids or cancer outlets. Everything is already ours. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Just a post Mom",
"DAMN! His mom is cool.",
"Mom is sick of his shit lol",
"well, if he regularly posts things like this on Facebook, which he likely does, I think a lot of people are sick of his shit.",
"Except for Redditors, who are entertained haha.",
"*Turns out OP is his mom!* ^^^I ^^^don't ^^^actua... | >^^^I ^^^don't ^^^actually ^^^know ^^^just ^^^fyi. Well good thing you cleared that up. I assumed you were an expert for a moment there. |
SARCASM | [
"Postgame Thread Arizona State Defeats Oregon 31-28",
"I can't decide if ESPN is sad that their 6v7 matchup is ruined or happy that they don't have to pretend to care about the Pac 12 anymore lol",
"They can now just push more SEC teams into the playoff. Especially after Alabama's big win over WCU"
] | I'd be fine with LSU, Alabama, Georgia, Florida in the CFP. I don't see anything wrong with that. #itjustmeansmore |
SARCASM | [
"IDEA Petition to bring back the miniature storages on top of the Clan Castle to gauge how full your treasury is",
"wow I forgot about this. My favorite part of this sub is all the nostalgia. I discovered this game at a very exciting time in my life like 6 years ago and so much has changed since then",
"Remembe... | I miss having to touch each collector individually to collect loot |
SARCASM | [
"Im going to cancel Netflix and negotiate with each film producer separately, to get the best deal for me and my family #Brexit",
"How many attacks has your nation had in the last 6 months? The UK is not the UK anymore."
] | Ah yes, back to the good old days of the Provisional IRA. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Dying Before April: My Endgame",
"Are you @alexand63802267 on Twitter? Just want to make sure.",
"Yep",
"Great. Godspeed my friend!",
"Absolutely crazy how the community came together for a good cause and we managed to make it happen in a short amount of time, hopefully people like OP can receive better he... | Congratulations man, I hope it’s everything you want it to be and I wish you well. Enjoy it! |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Yasiel Puig has officially become a US citizen!",
"bring me your tired, your poor, your batshit crazy outfielders"
] | Yo I’m happy for him, but that dude can go back to the NL, like, right now. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"i did it!!! 0% ALL SAVES!!!!!",
"Can you make an online guide on how to accomplish this feat?",
"press play on steam"
] | revolutionary speedrun tactic. this will change the entire community for forever |
SARCASM | [
"Donald trump suggests he wants US law to limit free speech in wake of publication of explosive new book",
"Where are your pocket Constitutions now, you Tea Party fucks?",
"[removed]"
] | The founding fathers had a much more nuanced vision of free speech than any of you libcucktards could possibly understand. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Turkish reporter realising hes talking to a mushroom instead of microphone is the best thing Ive watched this week",
"Fun fact: it's not a mushroom but an old wooden mallet (600 years old according to the reporter). See [here](<URL> for the full video in Turkish.",
"I was wondering what kind of mushroom doesn'... | Too late we've already chosen our reality. Also mushroom makes it seem even funnier. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Pelissero The NFL has suspended Myles Garrett indefinitely.",
"That game could not have gone better for the Ravens"
] | When we joke around saying, "I root for the meteor when our division rivals play!" This is what we mean. |
SARCASM | [
"Mesut Özil and his fiancé will celebrate their upcoming marriage by covering the expenses for the surgeries of over 1000 kids in need",
"Please note: He said \"all over the world\". Almost everyone's insured in Germany. I have know people who tried to get out of this system, but it's really hard not to be insure... | Health insurance for everyone, sounds like communism to me |
SARCASM | [
"Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men",
"*A company trying to recover from allegations of rampant sexism might reasonably think that hiring a female chief executive would help it restore credibility with customers and – perhaps more importantly – with potential employees in a tight marke... | You mean hiring someone almost entirely solely based on their gender is sexist? Color me shocked... |
SARCASM | [
"Sebastian Vettel takes Pole Position at the 2019 Canadian Grand Prix!",
"Would've been nice to see some of his lap on the live broadcast instead of Bottas's awful lap!"
] | But how do we know Mercedes races in Formula 1 if we don't have the camera on them 100% of the time. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"I CRACKED THE CODE GUYS, FOR REAL.",
"The image is 109 x 109 pixels by the way ;)",
"dammit edmund"
] | You think Pitchfork Emporium has a branch of Tinfoil Hat Emporium? We could probably get a bulk discount. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Man wakes up after sleeping for 3 hours on stream to find he has 200 viewers",
"If you open the link in a new tab you can see the chat reaction",
"That was the best part! Idk why this video made me smile so hard"
] | His smirk is very wholesome for some reason. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Kentucky Democrats sell Moscow Mitch gear after McConnell blocks election security bills",
"Hey Kentucky voters, how can we help?",
"[deleted]",
"Link to donate?",
"[deleted]",
"This might be useful too (and it's only volunteering so it should be 'kosher'): <URL>"
] | Yup, easy to find the donate link. Just chipped in 40 for the cause. |
SARCASM | [
"CensorshipYoutube cuts ad revenue for Phillip Defranco for posting Annaliese Nielsen video",
"[deleted]",
"Yeah. They changed their terms of service today to disallow any controversial or sensitive subjects."
] | Web 3.0. Sanitary enough for advertisers, because we all miss that from cable television! |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Police warn they may use live ammo on protesters in Hong Kong",
"Well this warning came in a little too late didn’t it?",
"Its probably a confused time traveling news agency",
"For the first time, I completely understand why America doesn’t want to let go of their guns and I agree with it. :(",
"That's bas... | Even if that occupying power was the power you elected into control. Our constitution was made to control the law, not the other way around. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"So I drew the Ts as kids",
"I bet that kid used his parents' credit card to get the Karambit smh E: My first gold. Thank you kind stranger",
"Or it's just a cardboard cutout of one.",
"I feel like one of them should have one of those flip-out hair combs."
] | I want one of those flip out hair combs in cs Or maybe even one of those flip out straight razors that barbers use |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Put Patch Notes IN THE ACTUAL GAME",
"I'm not sure why this isn't a thing. It's not like it would be hard.",
"Cut to a few months later and the patch notes are pervading our home screens and breaking friend/clan functionality. Doesn't get fixed until next year."
] | The way things have been going, that's the likely outcome |
SARCASM | [
"Recent Rape case involving MLA of Unnao",
"We are busy building statues, we don't have time for these petty rape cases "
] | Foot massaging and showering flowers on kanwariyas |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Having a girlfriend is cheating! ",
"Reminds me of when 2 guys at a tournament were playing and the dudes controller disconnected and the other guy paused to let him plug it back in, then the 1st guy said that he should SD because in the rules, pausing means you lost a stock."
] | Wow, that's a prime example of unsportsmanly conduct if ever I've heard one. Edit: it's 'unsportsmanlike', not 'unsportsmanly', my goof. |
SARCASM | [
"Blizzard is trying to hide this clip. Do your part in making sure they fail.",
"The Diablo Immortal trailer on YouTube currently has 7k likes and 234k dislikes. URL",
"This is the second time they posted the trailer too right? Like, they deleted the first one to hide the ratio, and when they posted it again, i... | Wasn’t his post deleted and his account banned?! |
SARCASM | [
"UPDATE. EA announces plans for next gen controller.",
"Inserting the card gives players a sense of accomplishment.",
"You even get a trophy for it. Then one trophy for first DLC bought. And to get platinum you have to buy all the DLC."
] | Achievement Unlocked! Paying extra for convenience and access to convenience! +5 Gamerscore! |
SARCASM | [
"Request$10,000 offer iOS 12.1 Jailbreak within the next 48 hours",
"I would do a lot of things for a JB right now, but I don't know if I would pay 10k. Good luck though!"
] | “I ain’t gay, but a jailbreak is a jailbreak” -I’m gay before anyone jumps down my throat 😂 |
SARCASM | [
"Iran says it unintentionally shot down Ukrainian jetliner",
"Should’ve admitted this immediately after they shot it down",
"They were hoping that they could have plausible deniability but then somebody released footage of the plane being hit by a missile and the evidence became undeniable.",
"I’m more than a... | At least they’re demonstrating the excellence of their military to the rest of the world |
SARCASM | [
"Football PerspectiveThe Dolphins have tanked this season, and while its been a lost year for Miami fans, it will all be worth it if they can find a franchise QB in the Draft. If they can get a QB as good as the Titans have, Miami will be in good shape for a long time.",
"Plenty of guys have turned it on for a se... | Well duh he was a tight end for the Texans before replacing Sam darnold last week… |
SARCASM | [
"Getting that perfect headshot",
"Manual shutter release, single shot. Thats truly impressive work 😲",
"That is. I would have to take a video and hope a good frame is on there.",
"a video? oh no.. you can't get a frame with that quality out of a video. Maybe in some years from now, but not now..",
"I think... | I love how you put an tag and people are still correcting you |
SARCASM | [
"How Hong Kong protestors deal with tear gas",
"Unfortunately we are probably going to see how the protesters deal with tanks and bullets too."
] | No that will never happen, just like Tiananmen Square didn't happen |
SARCASM | [
"Man wins $390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for",
">Franzmayr, whose application was rated 0.25 percent higher than Zechner's, sued for gender discrimination They broke the first rule of identity politics: *never make a falsifiable statement*. In this c... | Duh, you can only sue in american dollars! |
SARCASM | [
"Shout out to Bitwit for the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen! URL",
"The 1660 ti really is a great mid tier card if you’re limited to 1080p gaming like me and can get it for under 250. That kid is pretty lucky he ran into him",
"Vega 56 tho",
"Eh. Too pricy for anything short of 1080p 160hz or more, bad v... | But... But do you want to have lived your life, withoit seeing a raytraced frame? |
SARCASM | [
"Young mother was arrested in Texas over small amount of weed and then raped by a guard while in jail.",
"The most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it..."
] | It sounds like the most dangerous thing about weed is being a gateway to being raped. Sadly this is not anymore folks. |
SARCASM | [
"r/news locks thread about orlando night club shooting (20+ killed) when live FBI/Police interview reveals strong possibility of terrorist attack/extremist link, shooter had bomb vest, explosive devices and is not from the area/may be of middle eastern appearance etc.",
"So, this is it, social justice? A terroris... | Most probably those were pure MRA PUA consevative gays and they've supported trump so it's A-ok. |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"Sen. Rand Paul on the new senate spending bill: \"If you were against President Obamas deficits, and now youre for the Republican deficits, isnt that the very definition of hypocrisy?\"",
"Let's read the book \"Don't buy shit you can't afford!\""
] | "Why not? My kid's kids will be the one paying it off!" |
NOT_SARCASM | [
"These three ceiling fans run off of one motor",
"This was the original design for ceiling fans. At one time, they all worked this way.",
"And grampa had to sit in the corner peddlin'",
"Want some air movement? That's a peddlin'."
] | A cool breeze on a hot day? Thats a peddlin'. |
SARCASM | [
"On Sept. 10th, 2001 Donald Rumsfeld admitted that the Pentagon couldnt account for $2.3 trillion dollars. Then 9/11 happened and everyone forgot.",
"The headline is a little misleading. The linked report alleges that the pentagon has been unable to account for around a quarter of its spending for a period of, at... | Shouldn't be too hard. Fold it up and putit in your wallet! |
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